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S07.E01: I Want To Kiss You


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Do these folks do an Internet search or some sort of background check on their beloveds? If I am bringing some dude over or a dude was bringing a woman over, I would not be fully sucked in by a nice body or batting eyelashes. I would want to know about any criminal record, if the dude is a pedophile or is on some sex offender list. A few hundred dollars to spend to not find out that I would risk being beaten or attacked, kids attacked, etc. is a good investment.

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19 minutes ago, essexjan said:

Venezuela.

Interesting her last name is Maduro, the same last name as the Socialist dictator of Venezuela.  I wonder if she is any relation.  

19 minutes ago, essexjan said:

Venezuela.

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8 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

At this point I'd rather watch a donkey kick Angela for an hour than to "catch up" with her "story."

Is that an option? Because if so, I'm in.

Oh also - what was on Uber guy's table when he was on the phone to his Uber-gal? Was it beans? Old, crusty, dry, spilled beans? Does he not own paper towels?

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8 hours ago, PityFree said:

 I’m a disturbed that Juliana was asked if she had been working as a prostitute in the last 10 years—since that could potentially mean she was a sex trafficked child.  I wonder if she has an arrest for prostitution on her record? or perhaps got arrested for recruiting other girls?

 Lots of rich Russian oligarchs like to party in countries like Croatia.  They like pretty girls and they have yachts.

 In any case, I hope Juliana takes wine guy for every penny he has.

Spot on!!!  But I think wine guy’s baby mama will keep an eye on things.

It’s  a sad fact of life since the beginning of time that beautiful women from poor countries are exploited by men from wealthy countries.  Shame on you TLC for showing this relationship.

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3 hours ago, politichick said:

I was intrigued by the beekeepers and thought that was pretty cool, but as someone else has pointed out, the guy seems kind of simple.

I was intrigued by the fact that Mr. Bee Mursel seemed to be wearing a wedding ring already. C'mon, Show, lying is so not coo... oh, wait. I forgot what network I was watching. Par for the course for TLC!

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3 hours ago, b2H said:

The one that lives in Colchester, CT?  That's the town right next to the farm I co-own.  Unfortunately, I won't be back there until the end of the month, but I guess the town now has a chance to become famous/infamous.

I will have to look around when I'm grocery shopping (there's only one big grocery store in the town).

To be clear, recruit, you've been assigned Tania and her shed.  Good luck. 

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11 hours ago, Neurochick said:

Angela is going to end up like Nicole.  Eventually Michael won't want to film anymore, and BLOOP goes her storyline. 

It amazes me how many of these Americans with minor children have no problem inviting a stranger from another country, in some cases who doesn't speak English, to live with them and their minor children.  I agree that Robert is looking for a surrogate wife for him and a surrogate mother for her son, probably because he can't afford a nanny on an Uber driver's salary.  It also amazes me that they consider themselves to be in a "relationship" when they've only face timed and messaged each other. 

Maybe these folks feel that Americans are "tainted" in some way, while foreigners are "pure?"  I don't know.

I couldn't agree more!  I've been dating my high school crush for almost two years and we still haven't introduced our children to each other!  And I'm in no hurry to do so!  I just don't understand how people so quickly bring someone into their children's lives.    And good luck when your 18 year-old declares they are in love and want to marry.  Unless you are going for the "look how badly it worked for me," you have zero leg to stand on when you tell them they are being impetuous.

I also am amazed that people can declare themselves to be in love when there's a language barrier that requires an app to make conversation.

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4 hours ago, FrancescaFiore said:

I think it's a pretty major stretch to assume that a boy with long hair is "being treated like a little girl." That little boy appeared to have the latitude to do whatever he wanted, from what little we saw of him making aggressive noises and climbing all over his dad/the sofa. It's quite a leap to assume that a little boy with a ponytail is being "treated like a little girl." I'm not sure where that idea came from, but we haven't even seen 10 whole minutes of Robert's son yet and he's still only a toddler, so it seems awfully premature to assume he's "confused about his gender" or anything along those lines. 

I suspect the ponytail is the least of this child's issues. He seems to have some behavioural concerns that could be due to any number of things, including complete lack of parental guidance, or something from birth stemming from mother's possible substance abuse. Or maybe he is simply performing for the cameras. Something doesn't seem right to me.

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40 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

Is that an option? Because if so, I'm in.

Oh also - what was on Uber guy's table when he was on the phone to his Uber-gal? Was it beans? Old, crusty, dry, spilled beans? Does he not own paper towels?

this show has hit the skids.. (and I mean drawer

41 minutes ago, NoWhammies said:

Is that an option? Because if so, I'm in.

Oh also - what was on Uber guy's table when he was on the phone to his Uber-gal? Was it beans? Old, crusty, dry, spilled beans? Does he not own paper towels?

HA HA HA!!!!!  JESUS MARY AND JOHNNY KEEFE (a private thing).. but how funny are you.. I keep getting thrown off here.. fine with me.. this new season is a train-wreck.. but luv you

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3 hours ago, Cammi said:

So what is up with Tania "self identifying" as Latina? I'm bi-racial... I didn't know I had a choice which race I can identify? Is this a thing? I'm on the wrong side of 30, so I guess I'm an old. What else would she identify as? Maybe her Father is another race? 

Now don’t get mad at me, Cammi, but Latina is not a race. I’m As Euro/Caucasian as can be and Hispanic/Latina (depending on which coast I’m living in). Second generation Argentinian.

More importantly I finally figured out who Tania reminds me of...it was making me a little crazy...she reminds me of one of the deckhands from Season 2 of Below Deck. She was falling for the Amy’s brother.  Thank you Jesus, I can rest my little brain. 
 

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It bothered me that BeeKeeper lady said her youngest child is her favorite on TV. How does she think her other children will feel hearing that? Also hated the guy calling his kid a crybaby and monster on tv. Keep the kids out of this.

Angela needs to be gone and who wants to see her botox adventures. I am 99% sure her and Michael's story is fake anyway. I believe they met on a website but I think she talked him into pretending to be engaged so they could get on TV. Michael always looks way too calm while she is ranting and raving. Maybe they will prove me wrong, but she has been on Jerry Springer and I think this is just the same thing to her. Don't really like any of the new people so far, but of course I will keep watching.

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21 minutes ago, Neurochick said:

I'm sick of Angela and her fake storyline.  I can't wait until Michael pulls an Azan and decides he doesn't want the "fame" of being on a reality show.   Then Angela can go the way of Nicole, bye bye.

I agree.  She’s one of the most repulsive quasi-humans I’ve ever seen.  

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49 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I was intrigued by the fact that Mr. Bee Mursel seemed to be wearing a wedding ring already. C'mon, Show, lying is so not coo... oh, wait. I forgot what network I was watching. Par for the course for TLC!

In many parts of the world wedding rings are worn on the right hand. So Mursel could just be, you know, wearing a ring.

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10 hours ago, Bryce Lynch said:

I agree, it was derogatory.  Plus, he didn't just say it once, it was like it was a "nickname" for Bryson.  

I realize Robert has a tough job, raising Bryson alone, after his mother abandoned him.  But, please stop belittling the boy and cut his hair.  He already has sort of feminine features and having him wear that ponytail is setting him up to be bullied in school and confused about his gender.   A young boy, with no mother in his life, who gets bullied, is a recipe for tragedy.   

Instead of importing some hoochie mama gold digger (who will soon find Robert has very few American dollars to harvest), why not try to find a nice, local woman, who loves kids?

Or, here’s an idea. Concentrate on your child

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11 minutes ago, DiamondGirl said:

I agree.  She’s one of the most repulsive quasi-humans I’ve ever seen.  

Agree completely, I usually web surf during her segments. Ugh, no.

I already dislike douche canoe and uber driver. And activist girl is annoying and strident, not passionate and sincere. She strikes me as totally in it for self aggrandizement.

The woman in Russia is a complete fool, she reminds me so much of the Family Libby!

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7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Your mission, @DiamondGirl, should you choose to accept it, is minor stalking and providing us with local color and texture!

Ha, I used "Oh that's OK, you're still little. When you're a little more grown up and have a more sophisticated palate, you'll like them". Though one time I did tell my kid I'd give him a dollar if he ate a carrot.

He's a chef now, he eats everything.

I still have flashbacks of having to sit at the table until I ate all of the liver on my plate.  My kids were never given anything as remotely disgusting as I was. They were simply told that they at least needed to try it, which worked well.

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11 hours ago, Spike said:

Who knew there were celebrity parties in Croatia.  I picture a bear cub on a unicycle with a pointy birthday hat as entertainment.

Croatia has the Adriatic sea and a lot of Mediterranean islands. It's one of those beautiful spots in Europe to visit that isn't commonly thought of.

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I thought this was airing tonight v. last night. What a blow I have been dealt. At least I can fast forward through commercials while reading the snark everyone posted without me. Can't wait to learn new nicknames!!!

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Murrr-cell Murcell Murrecell. Annoying . 

The prego girl in russia is living some weirdo Frozen ass disney on ice princess fantasy.  That culty sing song voice ! Cuckoo!!! Drama. The first thing ya do when dizzy (from your bossy big sister laying down the truth)  is stand up??? Ummmm.....

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21 hours ago, Callaphera said:

Bee lady: "If my kids don't like Mursel, it'll probably be the end of the relationship."

Cinderella’s dad said this just before he ultimately married her wicked stepmother.

Wicked stepparents are created by selfish, horny bio parents.

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1 hour ago, IllLitShips said:

Croatia has the Adriatic sea and a lot of Mediterranean islands. It's one of those beautiful spots in Europe to visit that isn't commonly thought of.

Didn't they film Game of Thrones in Croatia? It was King's Landing and it was beautiful!

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Where to begin. I haven't read the other comments yet and boy oh boy I cannot wait....

The guy with the son. Seriously? Six thousands angry emojis in under a minute because he didn't send her money? She wants an iPhone and a ring on his Uberish salary? She was such a bitch to him that frankly, he deserves whatever misery he gets from her for being so incredibly stupid and clueless. In the clip, the son looks like he is cut from the same cloth as Drascilla.

The rich guy has terrible hair and dresses like such a schlub. Yeah, it's true love with this 22 year old. Nice to see that he has a good relationship with the ex and his kids seem really cool but you can tell there will be friction with the ex as times goes on.

Anna the beekeeper and Mercel. Oh boy. Holy language barrier. This will be interesting.

The girl in Russia with the workout guy is headed for heartbreak. I got an angry vibe from him that was a little scary.

The gal from CT with the South African boyfriend is a class A bitch. She reeks of attitude. This poor dude has no idea what he is in for with her.

More Angela and the beegee? Damn.

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27 minutes ago, mamadrama said:

Yep, they filmed there. It's a pretty popular spot for rich people with yachts right now. Croatia is my favorite country. Dubrovnik is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen. The island of Hvar is magical. Here's a picture I took of it a few years ago.

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The Mediterranean cruise I went on back in the day went to Split, Yugoslavia.

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3 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

Murrr-cell Murcell Murrecell. Annoying . 

The prego girl in russia is living some weirdo Frozen ass disney on ice princess fantasy.  That culty sing song voice ! Cuckoo!!! Drama. The first thing ya do when dizzy (from your bossy big sister laying down the truth)  is stand up??? Ummmm.....

I'd be more in to the Cartier life fantasy.

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23 hours ago, Lizzing said:

I really want to know who the hell Omar was.  He clearly signed a release to appear...is he production, just a clueless traveler who wanted to be on TV

I just saw this scene. I heard the two men just met at the airport. I felt sort of bad for Omar bc Anna just stood there saying "who is this?" After her guy introduced him as an acquaintance from the airport, she should've said "that's so nice that you've made a connection. Keep in touch and maybe we can do dinner while Omar is local in the states."  I mean- AWKWARD!! 

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12 hours ago, MajorNelson said:

Tania, omg, was thrown out of the US Senate protesting, spent months in SA...twice, etc.  Conclusion: Tania doesn't work.  

She is much like my brother...talented, smart, but refuses to work and mooches off everyone else.

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2 hours ago, OrchidThief said:

She is much like my brother...talented, smart, but refuses to work and mooches off everyone else.

Sounds like my sister. But funny how they can support themselves when their enablers all stop enabling them.

She-Shed's mama is totally enabling her behavior. If she can't afford a place to live, she shouldn't get married.

  She's not doing her daughter any favors...I have a feeling her mother always gives into her.

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12 hours ago, Barbara Please said:

Emily makes Corny (Courtney) look smart. 

I totally got Corny vibes too! Emily thinks she is a Disney Princess as did Corny.

10 hours ago, Callaphera said:

I was intrigued by the fact that Mr. Bee Mursel seemed to be wearing a wedding ring already. C'mon, Show, lying is so not coo... oh, wait. I forgot what network I was watching. Par for the course for TLC!

Mr Bee!! Yasss!!!

8 hours ago, Gobi said:

There's something off about Metamucil, beyond not knowing the language. 

8 hours ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Love that name for him.

Love the name Metamucil also cuz let's face it no WAY dude is 38. Like 58 prob! 

Also, full disclosure I thought his name was Marcel. 

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12 hours ago, PityFree said:

 Except for the rich douche bag guy, I find it really upsetting that all of these single parents are spending so much money on K-1 visa fiancé  instead of on their children. 

I agree...all these people who claim "my kids come first" and yet they spend thousands on the "love of their life" who they barely know

As far as the rich douche bag, he's creepy af even if he can afford the kids and the prostitute

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7 hours ago, usernameG said:

The best part of the beekeepers is when he blankly stares at her when she speaks and she just repeats it louder to help him understand.

Hahahahahahahaha right? It's not a language barrier,  it's a decibel thing 😂 And it also helps if you repeat...it...slowly...so...they...will...understand 

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23 hours ago, blubld43 said:

I lived in France as a child, attended a French speaking Catholic school. By the end of the year, I spoke fluent french, I had to! I cannot for the life of me understand this woman unable to order tea after three years, she must deliberately ignore all those inner cues telling you to try to join in. Smh.

 

I live in Korea. I know people who've lived here for 10+ years and can't/don't speak or read the language. It's really easy when people enable you as they care more about practicing their English (see you as a free teacher) as opposed to helping you integrate. 

I'm currently trying to do some high level things in Korea right now and instead of language help/advice I'm being told to just "ask a Korean friend to manage it all"/ rantover (sometimes its really difficult to do things in a country when people assume you're an idiot). 

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Does anyone think the American girl in Russia may be a bit smarter than we think?  She only speaks a little Russian? How did she rent an apartment, go food shopping, go to the doctor, get on a bus or train, walk anywhere?  

Maybe she wants to play the damsel in distress.

Also, her sister asking her why she wants to deliver in Russia, that baby is due in 4 days, it's not like she is going to hop on a plane and come to the states to deliver.

8 hours ago, usernameG said:

If douche is so rich, why the hell can't he buy better sneakers?

YES! The white Dad sneakers, so 90's.

He strikes me as someone who would buy chocolate panties for his special lady.

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