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Josiah and Lauren: He Has To Marry Somebody


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34 minutes ago, DangerousMinds said:

I guess she doesn't realize that when window shopping, you don't actually enter the store.

Where I grew up, window shopping is like browsing.  We would go in and look around, but not intent on buying anything. Small town stores don't have big display windows, in my experience.

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On 4/4/2019 at 6:32 PM, sleepysuzy said:

Where I grew up, window shopping is like browsing.  We would go in and look around, but not intent on buying anything. Small town stores don't have big display windows, in my experience.

Our regional terms for it are’ just looking’, ‘ just browsing’ and ‘wandering the aisles’. 

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10 hours ago, mythoughtis said:

Our regional terms for it are’ just looking’, ‘ just browsing’ and ‘wandering the aisles’. 

My absolute favorite for browsing that I still quote when I'm shopping is Rodney Dangerfield in Easy Money (the browsing joke starts around the 1:30 mark but the beginning is funny too).   I'm very sure Lauren has no clue about that movie or Rodney and her post was a nice try but if she's in the store she is definitely  browsing or just looking.  I suspect though that in that picture she's doing none of the above and the phrase she was looking for is "Posing for social media likes".    I'd like to warm up to her a bit, bring things down to a normal snark level but to me everything she does comes across as drama queen or attention seeker and I can't get past that.

Waiting for an announcement on their first baby (but second blessing) any day now.

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27 minutes ago, Vaysh said:

Why is it Josiah can never find clothes that fit him well? Either the trousers are too long or the shirt too tight or his jacket ill fitting. This outfit could have worked for him, it's quite dapper, but instead it makes him look like a well stuffed chipolata. Is it the lack of neck?

Lauren must be doing a lot of fancy cooking for her hubby. Josiah's jacket and pants are at least two sizes too small. Eye traps! He's being victimized by his clothing choices. All it takes is a mirror and a clear mind to see this. Where are the Queer Eye makeover guys when you need them? 

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46 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

Lauren must be doing a lot of fancy cooking for her hubby. Josiah's jacket and pants are at least two sizes too small. Eye traps! He's being victimized by his clothing choices. All it takes is a mirror and a clear mind to see this. Where are the Queer Eye makeover guys when you need them? 

Best. Crossover.  Ever. 

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The dress wouldn't be so bad if the length were appropriate and the sleeves short, maybe cap sleeves. At least it's a nice color. 

I don't blame them much for modesty panels if they're not Frankenstyle. I wore a cami under my V-neck sweater today. I don't like showing cleavage (plus I have a scratch on my chest that is irritated and needed to be covered). 

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Oh my... that dress is indeed too long and not made to be worn with a t shirt. These girls need to invest in some cute, light camisoles to wear underneath their clothing if they’re feeling too “exposed”. 

And Josiah... oh my. That jacket should be longer and those pants should be looser. As for the dumb mayor of Munchkinland topnot on your head, just shave your hair off, dude! You will look soooo much better! (As would a few of your brothers). It’s not necessary to have 1970’s anchor man hair like your father. 

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3 hours ago, galaxychaser said:

The dress is too long and the T-shirt underneath just no.

And Lauren looked so CUTE last Easter! I think she has a very nice figure- slim but curvy buttocks, which is great for even “modest” clothing. She usually likes to wear tighter skirts because she knows her ass looks good. Why is she wearing this?!! Is she pregnant again and none of her normal clothes fit?

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35 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

And Lauren looked so CUTE last Easter! I think she has a very nice figure- slim but curvy buttocks, which is great for even “modest” clothing. She usually likes to wear tighter skirts because she knows her ass looks good. Why is she wearing this?!! Is she pregnant again and none of her normal clothes fit?

I had the same thought about Lauren.  Either she is pregnant or JB gave her a lesson in teasing the fans to build up interest in another season.  That dress should only be worn as a swimsuit cover up or by a pregnant woman. 

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12 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I had the same thought about Lauren.  Either she is pregnant or JB gave her a lesson in teasing the fans to build up interest in another season.  That dress should only be worn as a swimsuit cover up or by a pregnant woman. 

You could also wear it to sit on the back porch and drink your coffee really early in the morning. That was my immediate thought when I first saw it......Then I realized it was her Easter Sunday dress-up dress. Yikes. She must be hiding a pregnancy. Otherwise, why the heck?

Josiah, I guess, is very unsuccessfully hiding his new weight gain. 

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In fairness to Josiah, a lot of young men are wearing tighter dress pants and  shorter tighter jackets these days.  The Bates boys are no strangers to this style.

I'm not a fan of this look, but it is actually a "thing".  

And of course, if you do gain a little weight the tighter clothes just accentuate it.

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2 hours ago, 3 is enough said:

In fairness to Josiah, a lot of young men are wearing tighter dress pants and  shorter tighter jackets these days.  The Bates boys are no strangers to this style.

I'm not a fan of this look, but it is actually a "thing".  

And of course, if you do gain a little weight the tighter clothes just accentuate it.

All of JeremE’s clothes look too tight and too short also. And same ugly shoes.

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7 hours ago, 3 is enough said:

In fairness to Josiah, a lot of young men are wearing tighter dress pants and  shorter tighter jackets these days.  The Bates boys are no strangers to this style.

I'm not a fan of this look, but it is actually a "thing".  

And of course, if you do gain a little weight the tighter clothes just accentuate it.

I worked with a man many years ago who wore his clothes just a HAIR too tight EVERY DAY. He wasn’t over weight or anything, but I wondered if he put on 15lbs and just refused to buy new clothes, or maybe his wife liked the look. I don’t think men’s clothes have as much give as women’s do (save for something like a knit sweater) so I may be more obvious when a guy gains weight. That happens, few people stay within the same 5lbs range their entire adult life. 

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