90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, here’s a thing called a hairbrush.

He just wants an excuse to go back to the hairdresser.

[Hotel Snarker]

Did Mike bring Natalie all the way here to torture her emotionally for 90 days or what?

[Meowwww]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

"Just move past it!" says Mike.  "I'm not giving you the ring back yet...you shouldn't have took it off."    HYPOCRITE BULLSHIT.

Exactly.  He’s an ass and turning it all back on her. 

[Armchair Critic]

Mike and Natalie are so unappealing and the worst part is they are boring.

[kacesq]

NATalie is not wrong, he shouldn’t have brought her here. But I guess he wanted some bedroom aerobics first.

[Floatingbison]

I can't watch this.  She doesn't deserve this shit.

[Meowwww]

Question...what are the black rocks making up that beach?  Slate?

[OldButHappy]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

This is like a classic Russian novel, except not good.

...and waaaaaaaaay longer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike, it’s Whacky Whack-a-Mole.

[sainte-chapelle]

In this moment I feel bad for Natalie and I agree with her. She uprooted her whole life and he is gaslighting her. 

[LucyEth]

Why did he let her come to the US if he had no intention of marrying her and he says he is not even in love with her

Edited February 22, 2021 by LucyEth

[Pepper Mostly]

Natalie has a point. He brought her here on a fiancee visa. She was right to expect marriage. He's a fucking douchebag. 

[seasons]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

But are any of these dudes "sponge worthy"?

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

He's not sponge worthy.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did Mike bring Natalie all the way here to torture her emotionally for 90 days or what?

It’s boring and abusive now Mr Brick.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike's not stopping her when she says, "Maybe I just go home."

[Hotel Snarker]

Okay, please no more Mike and Natalie. I'm done with them. I hope they aren't on next week.

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

Thank you Elaine. 

[Mr. Miner]

Oh Natalie! You don’t need this big fucking turd anyway.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did Mike bring Natalie all the way here to torture her emotionally for 90 days or what?

It certainly looks that way. 

[mamadrama]

I believe in about 10% of Mikalie's storyline. 

[Zombness]

Every time I see Danielle I feel hopelessness creeping in.

[hookedontv]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

None of these dudes are sponge-worthy 

[tvrox]

41 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Is that Bluetooth stapled to his ear?

He definitely loves it more than Natalie. 

[Straycat80]

90 Day the Single Way, all the last 90 day rejects you not longer care about. No thanks. 

[TazDevil]

The Discovery+ ads are now saying "Only $4.99" instead of "Starting at $4.99".  I hope that means this little experiment of theirs isn't working out so well.

Edited February 22, 2021 by TazDevil

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can't watch this.  She doesn't deserve this shit.

I agree. I am hard on Natalie but this is not okay. He is holding the ring and green card over her head. She is a bit nutty but I am sure she could have found a nice guy in 🇺🇦 

[Zombness]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Okay, please no more Mike and Natalie. I'm done with them. I hope they aren't on next week.

I really don't know what is worse, Mike and Natalie or Stephanie and Ryan, Ron and Betty................

[Mr. Miner]

Why did Natalie leave a country packed with ponies for a non pony country? It just doesn’t make sense. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Whenever I watch Mike and Natalie’s segment, I always end up wanting a piece of toast.🍞

ETA- with a lot of butter.

Edited February 22, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[brillia79]

25 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He's not allowed to talk to women.  He's not allowed to think about having children.  He's not allowed to ever divorce her.  This is why Rebecca picks men young enough to be her son.

She’s basically Stephanie.

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

Elaine bought up the last ones 

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mike, here’s a thing called a hairbrush.

It belongs to the cat.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

Every time I see Danielle I feel hopelessness creeping in.

The sadness, the sex peeing, the smell, the trailer, the fraud. It’s like a foreign film

[seasons]

Mike seems like kind of guy that really doesn't need or want a wife. He'd be happy with a beer and some take out after work, maybe some porn, maybe hook up with a local girl now and then at the bar, etc. 

[Armchair Critic]

After slogging through this episode I am losing the will to make it through the Sister Wives nonsense tonight. 

[OldButHappy]

4 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

None of these dud e s are sponge-worthy 

ftfy

 

Edited February 22, 2021 by OldButHappy

[GrammyPammy]

5 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

Neither of them is sponge-worthy.

[hookedontv]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Whenever I watch Mike and Natalie’s segment, I always end up wanting a piece of toast.🍞

With butter, cuz it’s good for the brain. 

[Twopper]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

Mike and Natalie are so unappealing and the worst part is they are boring.

With the exception of Brandon and fam, there is a lot of boredom this season.

Tariq and Hazel--I just skip their segments.  Stephani and Ryan are pretty dull, too.  and Jovi just drinks and is not particularly nice to Yara. 

Rebecca and Zied are pretty predictable, too, and she is getting really insecure about him.  Did I leave someone out?  oh, yeah, Andrew and Amira, wherever they are.  

 

I think I am done for the night so farewell until next time, it there is a next time.

 

[seasons]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

He definitely loves it more than Natalie. 

Stupid bluetooth. Why does he need it on his ear all the time? Is he on call? 

Stupid, like a beeper or something.

[DNR]

Mike.  Send.  Nutalie.   Home.  

[Arynm]

6 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Did Mike bring Natalie all the way here to torture her emotionally for 90 days or what?

YES! He is punishing her for taking the ring off. When she has suffered enough he will give the ring back.

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I agree. I am hard on Natalie but this is not okay. He is holding the ring and green card over her head. She is a bit nutty but I am sure she could have found a nice guy in 🇺🇦 

As a lady with anxiety, I can confirm that dudes who run hot and cold with you make you 10x nuttier than you would usually be under normal circumstances.

[For Cereals]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Find them some sponges

That kid isn’t sponge-worthy

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The sadness, the sex peeing, the smell, the trailer, the fraud. It’s like a foreign film

Deleted scenes from Freaks.

One of us. . . one of us. . 

[CraftyHazel]

22 minutes ago, tvrox said:

What are you stitching?

A Flower A Day

[mamadrama]

2 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Every time I see Danielle I feel hopelessness creeping in.

I used to but now her wonky eye and insane giggling takes me back to a gentler, more innocent time. Back when we had people legitimately scamming each other instead of gaslighting. When we had binders of eviduns instead of stacks of pregnancy tests...

[magemaud]

5 minutes to get to page 1000

[Hotel Snarker]

Gwen is so excited and it’s cute!