I thought that she was trolling us when she actually wrote, "Google it," about the oysters.
"The house is all packed up . . ." except for the plates and silverware, so she can eat her gas station salad. Maybe she meant the stove and refrigerator. The grocery stores must have been closed, too, but, fortunately, the large local gas station deli still maintained its deli. I hope that none of the other people ordered nachos, if Kody were nearby.