Callaphera April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "I snack a lot." Truth in advertising. I guess every giant meal is just one big snack. 1 4 4 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Month 1, only 604! BMI of 87. She's been overweight forever. High blood pressure, blood thinners (2017-2018 DVT for legs and lungs). Blood thinners will really complicate the surgery, recovery, and healing. "I snack a lot", and Mommy does huge amounts of food, and buys a lot of garbage food. 6 Link to comment
Hellga April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 She must be 5'10" if her BMI is 87 at 605 pounds... she did not look tall to me... 3 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, Chicklet said: 8 medications? Holy crap. And she's laughing about it. I don't think I've taken 8 medications in the past 20 years combined!!!! 7 Link to comment
Wanda April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, Chicklet said: 8 medications? Holy crap. And she's laughing about it. It’s like Roberts’ list. Robert, the first participant who died ON the show. 4 1 Link to comment
sagittarius sue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Wanda said: First person to consider 600 lbs a positive. Whoop woop We all know how low the bar is set with this crowd. 🙂 1 6 Link to comment
LizzyB April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 18 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said: I am running outside every day but in the past have only run every other day due to osteo arthritis in my right knee. Now I don't give a crap about the pain and just suck it up. I will either be ready for that Memorial Day 5k 10k or need a knee replacement. I'm proud of you! I'm doing a little running, lots of walking, online yoga classes, and some calisthenics. 2 Link to comment
babyhouseman April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Callaphera said: "I've been overweight since I was about... 1? Yeah. I've always been overweight." She just hasn't lost her baby fat yet. 16 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Sore from driving. It's not like she ran behind the car! 5 1 Link to comment
mk828 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just noticed that mole under her chin fat.. Holy moly! 3 1 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Does your gut hang low....does it wobby to & fro….can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental solider....does your gut hang low. 14 3 Link to comment
Azubah April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said: I don't think I've taken 8 medications in the past 20 years combined!!!! I take three, but I'm 60. 1 1 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Callaphera said: "I've been overweight since I was about... 1? Yeah. I've always been overweight." BABIES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CHONKY. What does a normal 1 year old weigh? How can a1 year old be obese? Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 4 minutes ago, Otter said: Y'all are too fast! I can't come close keeping up! But this fun regardless. I'm on the short bus. Hahahaha, I just give the show itself an occasional glance. Most of the time I'm reading the snark and laughing! 3 4 Link to comment
Kid April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) I love how they all sit there and say OK when he presents this to them. Yeah, her diabetic mom looks like she watches what she eats very well. Edited April 2, 2020 by Kid 2 5 Link to comment
Otter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Odd thing I've noticed over the years and Megan is another one -- when they're sitting they're freakishly huge. Not just weight along but tower over family sitting next to them. I guess those fat butts are like booster seats. 11 1 Link to comment
umgoblue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Are they blurring her underwear? Showing the gut is okay, but heavens to Betsy floral underwear is inappropriate?! 5 Link to comment
JunebugTx April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, ams1001 said: She's not responding to Dr. Now in a complete monotone...that's a nice change... She all of a sudden developed a personality... 3 1 Link to comment
Wanda April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 That mole on her neck makes me want her to get a dermatologist referral. 7 Link to comment
ams1001 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 17 minutes ago, Callaphera said: I'm grateful for an excuse to sit on my ass in pajamas all day and play The Sims 4 while eating unhealthy amounts of ketchup chips. It's hard but we all have to do our part. I've been working from home for almost two and a half weeks so far and today is only the second day I didn't wear jeans. Granted, they're jeans I can't wear out of the house, but still. Not stretch pants. (I am still not actually wearing pajamas, though. I don't sleep in long pants and it's too cold to wear shorts during the day.) 2 Link to comment
Chicklet April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 I take 4 meds but then I'm old and most of them are allergy pill overdoses since I can't freaking breathe in the spring. 4 Link to comment
nytonc April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 She’s so agreeable. Won’t snack no carbs. Bet it doesn’t last the car trip home. 1 5 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, mk828 said: Just noticed that mole under her chin fat.. Holy moly! I see what you did there. Momma's catching flies. 7 1 Link to comment
Splashes April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Chicklet said: 8 medications? Holy crap. And she's laughing about it. I mean Im on six and I am not 600 pounds so its not really that surprising. Granted half are hormones and the other half are psychiatry meds. Edited April 2, 2020 by Splashes 3 Link to comment
Callaphera April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, poeticlicensed said: What does a normal 1 year old weigh? How can a1 year old be obese? Somewhere between "delightfully chubby" and "aw, who's a big chonker? You're a big chonker." Or maybe that's my cat? 14 Link to comment
sagittarius sue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, FormeryHeavyJ said: Does your gut hang low....does it wobby to & fro….can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental solider....does your gut hang low. I love an Easy Rider shoutout! 2 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 The clueless expression on her mother's face was like mine in Calculus class freshman year 1983 in college. 20 1 Link to comment
poeticlicensed April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Mom is going to catch flies with that open mouth 1 3 Link to comment
Snarkastikate April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Why is mom's mouth hanging open like the town idiot? 7 4 Link to comment
peaceknit April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Mother is just sitting there gawping. 3 2 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot April 2, 2020 Author Share April 2, 2020 Dammit, Johnny, you forgot to award the femoral artery blood clot filter to @poeticlicensed. That's the fancy prize. It will let them take a long car ride so they can enjoy the car full of snacks. 11 4 Link to comment
ams1001 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Megan: "She definitely helps me." Dr. Now: "I'm not sure that's accurate." Me: "Translation: Bullshit!" 13 6 Link to comment
Otter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Hahahaha, I just give the show itself an occasional glance. Most of the time I'm reading the snark and laughing! I'm a virgin! Takes some getting use to for sure! 7 3 Link to comment
88Keys April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Honestly, it's nice to see one that has at least a little personality and doesn't just mumble their way through this thing. 6 Link to comment
materialgirl101 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 5 minutes ago, mk828 said: Mom looks star struck over Dr. Now.. Can't say that I blame her Star struck or dumbfounded? She is sitting there looking like she doesn't understand the diet. 4 2 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Wanda said: Assuming most of the poundicipants with glasses are wearing readers That can be bought over the counter since they obviously didn’t go through a detailed exam in an office to get a prescription. They wouldn’t fit in the exam chairs. I always wonder about that. 1 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) THe Mother really thought Dr. Now would say she wasn't that big. Mommy really thought Dr. Now was going to fall in love with her. I can't stand either of these fools. That awful seat cover looks just like the mother. I call bull on the sisters causing anything. She weighed 300 before the father ever left, and eats enough for a football team. Edited April 2, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama 1 4 Link to comment
babyhouseman April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, umgoblue said: Are they blurring her underwear? Showing the gut is okay, but heavens to Betsy floral underwear is inappropriate?! They might be blurring a brand name. 2 2 Link to comment
umgoblue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) Mom helps me and supplies two plates of cookies upon request. ETA: Mom is on board to follow the plan, too! Although this is boring as shit, me thinks it might end well. Holding my breath... Edited April 2, 2020 by umgoblue 3 Link to comment
mmecorday April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Quote 8 meds! Wow Like Megan, I'm on two different meds for my high blood pressure and I'm on blood thinners. Unlike Megan, I didn't have sisters who tormented me into an eating disorder. 2 3 Link to comment
Wanda April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said: Why is mom's mouth hanging open like the town idiot? Maybe she’s related to Nicole’s Charlie? 8 Link to comment
Twopper April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 7 minutes ago, Callaphera said: I really think they're playing to the wrong audience with these Peleton and The Mirror commercials. Do they not understand their audience? i want a Peleton, but I have no room for it. 1 Link to comment
Callaphera April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "Okay. Okay. Okay." I think her record got stuck. 3 Link to comment
suev33 3 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 40 minutes ago, sagittarius sue said: And alcohol! Gulp..........noooooo never 🤐 5 Link to comment
7EasyPayments April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 80 pounds, praise Gee-suss !!!!!!!!! Ever optimistic, glass half full. 👀 2 Link to comment
babyhouseman April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 2 minutes ago, Otter said: I'm a virgin! Takes some getting use to for sure! We'll be gentle. 12 Link to comment
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