S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[mmecorday]

All these driving and eating scenes remind me of that episode of "Designing Women" when they went to Graceland and stopped at every roadside gas station for food. "It's like we're on some sort of pig tour," Julia said.

[OoogleEyes]

Weight guess 714

[FormeryHeavyJ]

I'm guessing 725.  Put the wife down for 743

[materialgirl101]

690

[Guest]

Seana is swallowing her words like they're some kind of Oreo brownie pie.

[libgirl2]

Good food? For me it's a nice piece of salmon and some great steamed veggies. I like junk but good food isn't  junk.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Chicklet said:

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm in SERIOUS Pain, the first thing I think of is going through 4 drive-throughs and filling the car with fat and carbs. 

Doesn't everyone? Forget loading up on painkillers and going to bed. Give me a cheese steak and some chili fries!

[umgoblue]

New sign on Dr. Now's door:

I'll pay for it.  That is all.

Edited February 27, 2020 by umgoblue
Because everything is double posting.

[Hellga]

It's hard to say if she is tall... maybe I will say 679. 

[fonfereksglen]

She keeps looking at the camera!  Like a morbidly obese Norma Desmond.

[gameshowjunkie]

Late to the party because I had to pick my son up from rehearsal. School play is this weekend- Chicago! Can't wait.

How y'all doing?

[ams1001]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"What's new?" 

"Nothing. Will you cook me a meal?" 

Jesus Fucking Christ. 

At least she got up and helped...?

[MsVixen]

Stealing from 88Keys, she weighs 747!

[Hana Chan]

I'm having dessert - one Trader Joe's chocolate mint ice cream sandwich. It's about the size of double-stuff Oreo and it's sublime! 

Then again, anything would be sublime after several weeks of protein shakes.

[Gbb]

687

[aliya]

9 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

We are having the weirdest weather. It was almost 60 degrees today and now the wind is blowing like crazy and I heard a big clap of thunder. And by morning we could see snow showers. Ming the Merciless must be bored again.

We were supposed to get 6-12" of snow. Thankfully, the storm passed just south of us and it's a beautiful (if cold) day. Just like in Fargo. 

[sagittarius sue]

I'll say 755.

[Kid]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

 It's been so hard. Wah wah wah. What's so hard about sitting on your ass riding in a car?

 

The fast food joints being too far apart!!!

[Concerned]

728

[sainte-chapelle]

30 min late but trying to catch up

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, fonfereksglen said:

She keeps looking at the camera!  Like a morbidly obese Norma Desmond.

Mr. Demille needs to film her from far away.

[Gbb]

1 minute ago, fonfereksglen said:

She keeps looking at the camera!  Like a morbidly obese Norma Desmond.

“I’m ready for my wide shot, Mr. DeMille.”

[MrsClaus]

722.5

[CrazyInAlabama]

My fantasy is that someday one of these constant food shovelers like Seana will waltz into Dr. Now's office, go up to the scale, take off their shoes (if they wear any), and hand their giant sandwich to Cassandra to hold.     You don't want to know what I hope Cassandra does with that sandwich, and the poundticipant's head either .    I bet Cassandra could bitch slap one of these idiot to tears with a What a burger big burger.  

Edited February 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[materialgirl101]

1 minute ago, Hana Chan said:

I'm having dessert - one Trader Joe's chocolate mint ice cream sandwich. It's about the size of double-stuff Oreo and it's sublime! 

Then again, anything would be sublime after several weeks of protein shakes.

Those are soooooooo good!

[MelissaMinion]

I’ll say 690.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Seana is swallowing her words like they're some kind of Oreo brownie pie.

You have now ruined Oreo Brownie pie for me forevah!

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, Hana Chan said:

I'm having dessert - one Trader Joe's chocolate mint ice cream sandwich. It's about the size of double-stuff Oreo and it's sublime! 

Then again, anything would be sublime after several weeks of protein shakes.

How are you feeling, Hana Chan?  Doing okay with the aftermath?

[Armchair Critic]

3 minutes ago, aliya said:

I get pizza for the missionaries and one time they asked for pineapple on it (is it a western thing? most of these guys are from Utah

Are you in Utah? I do paper crafting (don't judge me) and Utah is the mecca for stores and people who do it. Would love to go there just to shop (I'm not LDS but a lot of people who have the same hobby are).

[Chicklet]

698

[Callaphera]

Weight guess:

 

It's without going over, right? 

[hoosiermom]

692#

[Carboncat]

I say 636 lbs.

[aliya]

7 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Where are they coming from?

"I just hope the fast food places aren't too far apart on the road."

Oy.

Once again, none of these people ever packs a cooler.

[ams1001]

14 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

Thank goodness for closed captioning.  All is hear is marble, marble, marble, swish.

It's un-in-tel-ligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?)
With all these marbles in my mouth

 

[MsVixen]

Joe Namath used to be so easy on the eyes!  I don't know who that old fart is!

[Poudre]

The Mom is a problem and doesn’t seem too bright.

[LizzyB]

11 minutes ago, materialgirl101 said:

Her mother was touring? In what capacity? What is her job? 

Guide on a tour bus, I think--like a trolley tour narrator, maybe?  Whatever job requires a cut-out shoulder shirt, a jaunty "Captain-and-Tennille-type" leather cap, and a large upper back tattoo...

[Callaphera]

Just now, Armchair Critic said:

I do paper crafting (don't judge me)

I play with stickers and paper on the reg. 

*judges you anyway*

[Armchair Critic]

I'l go with 777 pounds

[DC Gal in VA]

Is this some kind M600PL record tonight? They reached Houston within the the first 30 minutes of the show with NO DRAMA and only one night in a hotel!😮

BTW, are they from Kansas City, Kansas or Missouri?

[ShoePrincess]

Dr. Now would not approve of my eating habit tonight. Confit duck leg, thinly sliced potatoes tossed with shalots and garlic and roasted in the rendered duck fat until the edges are crispy, salad, and a really good Cabernet to wash it down (and to get me through the trainwreck that is Seana). The thing is, I only eat like this once in a while. Unlike Seana who thinks 4 frozen burritos and 6 frozen hash brown patties is an acceptable breakfast. 

Do these people even taste the food they shovel into their pie holes? Personally, I think it's the shoveling, not the actual food, that gives them pleasure.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

At least she got up and helped...?

We content ourselves with so little these days. 

[Chicklet]

"I hope it's not bad" Jesus is this child really that stupid?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

5 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm in SERIOUS Pain, the first thing I think of is going through 4 drive-throughs and filling the car with fat and carbs. 

You mean grease and freedom?

[Hellga]

She is 659. 

I was 20 pounds over...

[OoogleEyes]

Wow. Under 700 pounds! She's tiny!

[Pepper Mostly]

Seana, guess what? Your mom sees your weight every single day, when she comes to your house and hands you plates of fat and carbs to shovel down your capacious gullet. 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

Do these people even taste the food they shovel into their pie holes?

I can't believe she ate microwaved pizza rolls before a nice hot restaurant pizza which makes me believe she is just shoveling it in and not tasting it.

[DC Gal in VA]

24 minutes ago, Azubah said:

So is that a blurred-out sibling?

I think that's the abusive sperm donor dad.