Jill, Derick & the Kids: Moving On!!

[galaxychaser]

Sams expressions are great.

[PradaKitty]

I love that the top of Derrick’s head is cut off in most of the pictures!  Good fundie framing once again!

[tabloidlover]

19 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

Ten years of braces aren't going to fix that disaster. Maybe Derick will sue the surgeon when he passes the bar. Cough, cough. 

So, after hell freezes over.

[BitterApple]

The boys looked adorable in their suspenders and bow ties. 

[Zella]

Saw these thank you cards at the store yesterday and thought of Jill. Figured my fellow Dillard snarkers would enjoy. :)

YAY! ;)

 

Edited December 15, 2018 by Zella

[DangerousMinds]

Who wrote that blog post? They spelled BACHELOR wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

Edited December 15, 2018 by DangerousMinds

[Catfin]

1 minute ago, DangerousMinds said:

Who wrote that blog post? They spelled BACHELOR wrong!

I was going to snark on that.😏🙄

[BetyBee]

Israel is so cute!  I love how he said, "These are my friends."  I wish his Momma could stop asking him if he's excited and just listen to him.  He seems very sweet natured.  

[Christina87]

Lauren looked more maternal and nurturing helping Izzy with his outfit than Jill ever has! Poor kid. He looks so proud to be there!

[Ohiopirate02]

2 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Who wrote that blog post? They spelled BACHELOR wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

Are we really surprised that Jilly Muffin cannot spell a three syllable word?

[Sew Sumi]

And she turns off comments, so no one can alert her of her error. 😂

[Fostersmom]

On 12/11/2018 at 8:43 PM, yogi2014L said:

I have two theories on Jill Vs the Dentist

1. Like others had said, lingering trauma from being molested while asleep.

2. Or she was getting positive attention from Daddy from being scared/was being an overdramatic teenager. Kind of like when you were 14 and pretended to be scared at a movie so you could cling on to your date. 

Attention from Mom and Dad was minimal at best with 19 kids and she had both parents fawning over her for that hour, so she probably ate it up. 

I don't blame her for either of those reasons for being a hot mess.

Jana's commentary made me laugh tho. " It must have been really bad for her" while a laugh after. Keeping sweet but  so snarky all at the same time. 

 

Wasn't Jill JimBob's favorite? My guess is she played up needing her Daddy to save her over just about everything from the time she could talk. She strikes me as that sort of girl. 

On 12/12/2018 at 12:22 AM, DangerousMinds said:

I bet many of the others deprive their kids of these too. They just don't tell the world about it on SM.

I know people who aren't even fundie who don't do Santa, the Easter Bunny, or Halloween. Some for religious reasons, some not, and at least one family for just laziness. That one is my old college roommate's little brother and his wife. He's Catholic, she's Lutheran, but they don't do ANY of them. Best we can tell, they are just too lazy to do it. I'm not sure about the wife's family, but he certainly grew up with all of them. It pisses my friend off her brother is basically depriving them of childhood memories, but she and her parents won't say anything. They also might home school their kids, the wife, who is a pharmacist for fucks sake, is convinced they will be molested if they go to school. Instead they don't do preschool, play groups, or anything to socialize the kids or regular kid stuff. They have 3 kids under 4, so time will tell, but nothing is looking healthy there. 

Edited December 16, 2018 by Fostersmom

[QuinnInND]

The boys look so adorable!!  Love little boys in bow ties and suspenders. Love Sam's expressions. Eagerly awaiting to read the next chapter of his and Yaaays adventures! 

[Oldernowiser]

Okay I watched that video and now hate myself a little more.

Question 1) what movies is Bridegroom Dude watching for tips and techniques? Because that was...uncomfortable to watch.

Question 2) was there a high wind or an earthquake? Why was Abbie swaying like that?

Whatever. I wish them happiness and a manageable number of offspring.

[BradandJanet]

I must comment on Michelle's dress choice as mother of the groom. It's not my taste, but it's not bad. She bought a dress that fits and covers her without needing to tack on random dishtowels and doilies to cover any exposed areas of her defrauding female form. The purple is a good color. The bell sleeves are popular. It looked like she spoiled it a bit with the back stocking and clunky orthopedic shoes she wears everywhere, but after 19 kids, your feet and legs can't be your best feature.

Jill's outfit shows a try and fail. She's wearing a black modesty t-shirt under a dress to a wedding. Why buy an event dress you have to wear a cotton t-shirt under? She looks like a runaway scullery maid in an 18th century novel. 

The kids look adorable. Derick is insufferable in his skinny suit, but Derick is just insufferable in anything.

I have no words for two sheet pans of bacon and some other stuff under a big sign that says Bacon. Nothing says Pinterest wedding like a BACON sign. 

Overall, this is an improvement over the Duggars' attempts. Michelle's Tin Man dress has been retired at least. 

[madpsych78]

1 hour ago, BradandJanet said:

I must comment on Michelle's dress choice as mother of the groom. It's not my taste, but it's not bad. She bought a dress that fits and covers her without needing to tack on random dishtowels and doilies to cover any exposed areas of her defrauding female form. The purple is a good color. The bell sleeves are popular. It looked like she spoiled it a bit with the back stocking and clunky orthopedic shoes she wears everywhere, but after 19 kids, your feet and legs can't be your best feature.

Jill's outfit shows a try and fail. She's wearing a black modesty t-shirt under a dress to a wedding. Why buy an event dress you have to wear a cotton t-shirt under? She looks like a runaway scullery maid in an 18th century novel. 

I agree, Michelle looks good. Jill is wearing her matron of honor dress from Joy's wedding - back when she was very pregnant I might add. I don't remember if she wore that modesty panel at that wedding, but black does not work well with navy blue. Didn't Jill have another navy blue dress that she wore to another wedding - I believe it was knee-length and I'm pretty sure there wasn't any modesty panel. Why couldn't she wear that dress?

[awaken]

Israel looks really happy!  

Michelle persists with the banana curls. 

Sheet trays of bacon-containing items put out on the tables. Classy!  

[Sew Sumi]

43 minutes ago, madpsych78 said:

I agree, Michelle looks good. Jill is wearing her matron of honor dress from Joy's wedding - back when she was very pregnant I might add. I don't remember if she wore that modesty panel at that wedding, but black does not work well with navy blue. Didn't Jill have another navy blue dress that she wore to another wedding - I believe it was knee-length and I'm pretty sure there wasn't any modesty panel. Why couldn't she wear that dress?

The navy dress was from Dan and Deena's wedding. She looked great in it. 

[ms.o]

Is it just me or does Michelle’s bust and midsection look smaller? Maybe it’s because the dress is more fitted than usual attire this she just looked bigger. 

Looks like Jill and Dipshit are sticking to their “must sit by each other in restaurants.” That bugs me more than necessary 

Edited December 16, 2018 by ms.o

[graefin]

Jill has a live video in her stories of her and Derick at SDC for a weekend getaway (no kids). She literally says "yay!" in the first few seconds, followed by "woo hoo." I wouldn't want to be married to Derick but I also wouldn't want to be married to someone so mentally stunted she is totally incapable of forming adult sentences. How do they manage to have a conversation?

[Zella]

I've suspected for quite some time that they're trapped in a vicious cycle where they irritate the shit out of each other and being around each other just brings out the worst in them even more. He really does come off like an asshole, but I doubt being married to Jill, with her inarticulateness and childlike behavior, helps matters. I don't think it's a coincidence that he often seems to avoid being home with her. Likewise, I'm sure that the more of an asshole he is or the more distant and evasive he is, the more childish and inarticulate she becomes in some desperate attempt to pretend like everything's okay and because that's what she was taught to do and possibly because she thinks it will somehow make him act nicer. Which just sets him off even more and around and around they go. 

Edited December 16, 2018 by Zella

[DangerousMinds]

4 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

I must comment on Michelle's dress choice as mother of the groom. It's not my taste, but it's not bad. She bought a dress that fits and covers her without needing to tack on random dishtowels and doilies to cover any exposed areas of her defrauding female form. The purple is a good color. The bell sleeves are popular. It looked like she spoiled it a bit with the back stocking and clunky orthopedic shoes she wears everywhere, but after 19 kids, your feet and legs can't be your best feature.

Jill's outfit shows a try and fail. She's wearing a black modesty t-shirt under a dress to a wedding. Why buy an event dress you have to wear a cotton t-shirt under? She looks like a runaway scullery maid in an 18th century novel. 

The kids look adorable. Derick is insufferable in his skinny suit, but Derick is just insufferable in anything.

I have no words for two sheet pans of bacon and some other stuff under a big sign that says Bacon. Nothing says Pinterest wedding like a BACON sign. 

Overall, this is an improvement over the Duggars' attempts. Michelle's Tin Man dress has been retired at least. 

Wait they eat bacon?

1 hour ago, graefin said:

Jill has a live video in her stories of her and Derick at SDC for a weekend getaway (no kids). She literally says "yay!" in the first few seconds, followed by "woo hoo." I wouldn't want to be married to Derick but I also wouldn't want to be married to someone so mentally stunted she is totally incapable of forming adult sentences. How do they manage to have a conversation?

Wasn’t her response to being asked if she would marry Derrick “totally!?” So he knew what he was getting.

[ginger90]

7 hours ago, graefin said:

Jill has a live video in her stories of her and Derick at SDC for a weekend getaway (no kids). She literally says "yay!" in the first few seconds, followed by "woo hoo." I wouldn't want to be married to Derick but I also wouldn't want to be married to someone so mentally stunted she is totally incapable of forming adult sentences. How do they manage to have a conversation?

Saw a comment elsewhere about Jill and Derick’s trip:

 

”They are probably being sponsored by Campbell's Soup”

🤣🤣🤣

14 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

Who wrote that blog post? They spelled BACHELOR wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Trillium]

14 hours ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

Are we really surprised that Jilly Muffin cannot spell a three syllable word?

Her law school husband can’t either.

[Oldernowiser]

10 hours ago, DangerousMinds said:

So he knew what he was getting.

Laid.

The rest didn’t really dawn on him until too late.

[MargeGunderson]

12 hours ago, graefin said:

Jill has a live video in her stories of her and Derick at SDC for a weekend getaway (no kids). She literally says "yay!" in the first few seconds, followed by "woo hoo." I wouldn't want to be married to Derick but I also wouldn't want to be married to someone so mentally stunted she is totally incapable of forming adult sentences. How do they manage to have a conversation?

I imagine that Derick pontificates and Jill gazes adoringly at him, saying “yay!” after any mention of Jesus (which you know is every few sentences). Derick doesn’t need her to do anything but nod her head and agree with him. 

[madpsych78]

Wait, Jill is saying "yaaay" and no kids around, just Derick? That's even worse than saying it to Sam or Izzy. Is Jill just perpetually stuck in childhood?

[Portia]

Confession time. (1) I bought this Christmas wrap and have really been enjoying using it.  (2) I bought it at Hobby Lobby. Good Lord, I worry that makes me at least 30% Duggar. 

[graefin]

22 minutes ago, madpsych78 said:

Wait, Jill is saying "yaaay" and no kids around, just Derick? That's even worse than saying it to Sam or Izzy. Is Jill just perpetually stuck in childhood?

Yep, that's exactly it. It's like she's a robot with faulty programming.

[DangerousMinds]

35 minutes ago, madpsych78 said:

Wait, Jill is saying "yaaay" and no kids around, just Derick? That's even worse than saying it to Sam or Izzy. Is Jill just perpetually stuck in childhood?

Yes, totally!

[HeyNow]

23 minutes ago, graefin said:

Yep, that's exactly it. It's like she's a robot with faulty programming.

Stepford Wife

[Oldernowiser]

57 minutes ago, Portia said:

Confession time. (1) I bought this Christmas wrap and have really been enjoying using it.  (2) I bought it at Hobby Lobby. Good Lord, I worry that makes me at least 30% Duggar. 

Unless you stopped for lunch at Chik-a-filla or Tacos for Life afterward, I think you’re okay.

This time.

Edited December 16, 2018 by Oldernowiser

[BradandJanet]

20 hours ago, ms.o said:

Is it just me or does Michelle’s bust and midsection look smaller? Maybe it’s because the dress is more fitted than usual attire this she just looked bigger. 

I think Meechelle has lost some weight. Buying decent underwear can never hurt either, so maybe that happened too. Michelle is small, and she looks fine in that dress. I don't easily compliment a Duggar, so there.  

Derick is showing some crotch in that kneeling skinny suit photo. If I weren't female, I'd be defrauded. 

[Oldernowiser]

5 hours ago, madpsych78 said:

Wait, Jill is saying "yaaay" and no kids around, just Derick? That's even worse than saying it to Sam or Izzy. Is Jill just perpetually stuck in childhood?

Okay, in the spirit of the holidays, I tried to keep this thought to myself.

But WTH, misery loves company...anyone else wondering how “yaaay” figures in when they’re having sex?

 I’m sorry. Sort of.

[jcbrown]

33 minutes ago, Oldernowiser said:

Okay, in the spirit of the holidays, I tried to keep this thought to myself.

But WTH, misery loves company...anyone else wondering how “yaaay” figures in when they’re having sex?

 I’m sorry. Sort of.

I'm not happy to admit I had the same thought.

[ginger90]

As long as there aren’t any “pics” or “vids”, or “link in bio”,  I’m good!

Edited December 17, 2018 by ginger90

[all fall down]

If they were teasing John David of being a Bachelor til the Rapture, it makes me wonder if they tease Jana.

I truly hope not, but wouldn't put it past them. Especially Jill. 

[graefin]

1 hour ago, Oldernowiser said:

Okay, in the spirit of the holidays, I tried to keep this thought to myself.

But WTH, misery loves company...anyone else wondering how “yaaay” figures in when they’re having sex?

 I’m sorry. Sort of.

Maybe the activities start off with Jill's "banana song," are punctuated with "woo hoo"s, "adorbs!", and "yes, totally"s throughout, and are finally capped off with a "yay!"?

[yogi2014L]

On 12/15/2018 at 8:25 PM, BradandJanet said:

I must comment on Michelle's dress choice as mother of the groom. It's not my taste, but it's not bad. She bought a dress that fits and covers her without needing to tack on random dishtowels and doilies to cover any exposed areas of her defrauding female form. The purple is a good color. The bell sleeves are popular. It looked like she spoiled it a bit with the back stocking and clunky orthopedic shoes she wears everywhere, but after 19 kids, your feet and legs can't be your best feature.

Jill's outfit shows a try and fail. She's wearing a black modesty t-shirt under a dress to a wedding. Why buy an event dress you have to wear a cotton t-shirt under? She looks like a runaway scullery maid in an 18th century novel. 

The kids look adorable. Derick is insufferable in his skinny suit, but Derick is just insufferable in anything.

I have no words for two sheet pans of bacon and some other stuff under a big sign that says Bacon. Nothing says Pinterest wedding like a BACON sign. 

Overall, this is an improvement over the Duggars' attempts. Michelle's Tin Man dress has been retired at least. 

this entire post made me laugh out loud. 

Edited December 17, 2018 by yogi2014L

[madpsych78]

58 minutes ago, graefin said:

Maybe the activities start off with Jill's "banana song," are punctuated with "woo hoo"s, "adorbs!", and "yes, totally"s throughout, and are finally capped off with a "yay!"?

And activities involving the feet, because I think Derick has a foot fetish (evidence: rubbing feet, painting Jill's toenails, comparing Jubilee's feet to Jill's, etc.).

[Quilt Fairy]

1 hour ago, madpsych78 said:

And activities involving the feet, because I think Derick has a foot fetish (evidence: rubbing feet, painting Jill's toenails, comparing Jubilee's feet to Jill's, etc.).

 IIRC, Gothard is the one with the foot fetish, one of several he has.

[graefin]

5 hours ago, madpsych78 said:

And activities involving the feet, because I think Derick has a foot fetish (evidence: rubbing feet, painting Jill's toenails, comparing Jubilee's feet to Jill's, etc.).

That reminds me of the scene in the episode where they went for pedicures before the wedding. The treatments included a foot soak and foot massages and Derick (who participated) was practically moaning in ecstasy.

[Barb23]

11 hours ago, graefin said:

Maybe the activities start off with Jill's "banana song," are punctuated with "woo hoo"s, "adorbs!", and "yes, totally"s throughout, and are finally capped off with a "yay!"?

You forgot Jill asking "Are you Happy?" when it's over. 

[dariafan]

Wait, Derrick somewhere without Jilly???

[libgirl2]

Izzy is a doll in those pictures. He looks so happy and proud of himself! Nice to see a real smile from him. 

Michelle looks great in that dress. If she could just do something different with her hair..... but that won't happen. 

[graefin]

Another (32-second) video at SDC with just Derick. Jill says "yay!" three times:

Edited December 17, 2018 by graefin

[Sew Sumi]

There's a new blog post up detailing their trip to SDC with pictures. I have no interest in posting the snoozefest here. It's all crap we've seen a thousand times before.

[Lukeysboat]

48 minutes ago, graefin said:

Another (32-second) video at SDC with just Derick. Jill says "yay!" three times:

Seriously!! What is with that?? Three times in less than a minute. It’s so weird!

[SMama]

5 minutes ago, Lukeysboat said:

Seriously!! What is with that?? Three times in less than a minute. It’s so weird!

🤦🏽‍♀️ 

[FizzyPuff]

27 minutes ago, Lukeysboat said:

Seriously!! What is with that?? Three times in less than a minute. It’s so weird!

I think Jill’s forgot that Derek isn’t a child even though he acts like one.