Josh & Anna Smuggar: A Series of Unfortunate Events

[libgirl2]

33 minutes ago, Sew Sumi said:

Well, she looked like shit at the Nurthan nuptials. She's aging in dog years.

She did not look good at all. 

[doodlebug]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

3 pictures:

 

 

Well, that's some beige decor and clothing.  I am obviously a crabby old lady, but I am sick of all these photos kids wearing neutral clothing in a bland room.  While I personally love brown/beige as a neutral, there's is such as thing as too much of a good thing.  These rooms look sterile and dull.  Not the kind of environment I'd want for my children, if I had any.

[Albanyguy]

39 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

She did not look good at all. 

I think that was deliberate. She showed up at the wedding looking like a mess to show her total lack of respect for the Rods: “You people aren’t worth making an effort for.”

Edited August 4, 2020 by Albanyguy

[Sew Sumi]

I wonder how the MKids were dressed? I haven't seen any pictures of them, aside from Mack's face at the rehearsal dinner.

[DangerousMinds]

4 minutes ago, Albanyguy said:

I think that was deliberate. She showed up at the wedding looking like a mess to show her total lack of respect for the Rods: “You people aren’t worth making an effort for.”

That also means her own brother wasn’t worth it.

[irisheyes]

Maybe it’s her way of rebelling since her parents sold her to Josh and then didn’t save her when it all hit the fan. Instead, she has to look like the happy, joyous wife in order to keep JB happy and a roof over their heads. 
Who knows?  I’m probably spending way too much time over analyzing her. Cause I’m pretty sure she doesn’t spend any time thinking about the choices she could have made. 

[Sew Sumi]

A prisoner in her cult, did she ever stand a chance? Or have real, honest to goodness choices? I really don't think there was any debate in her mind about what she was going to do.

[jcbrown]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

 

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Our best week yet, Anna? In the midst of a pandemic with a tanking economy and spiking infection and death rates? I'd aim a little higher in my aspirations, you dimwit. I was going to say what a moron for desiring our best week yet under those circumstances, then remembered she is married to a sex offender so maybe it makes sense. So now I despise her sentiment and feel sorry for her. Thanks a lot, Anna.

2 hours ago, doodlebug said:

Well, that's some beige decor and clothing.  I am obviously a crabby old lady, but I am sick of all these photos kids wearing neutral clothing in a bland room.  While I personally love brown/beige as a neutral, there's is such as thing as too much of a good thing.  These rooms look sterile and dull.  Not the kind of environment I'd want for my children, if I had any.

I am also a crabby old lady, then, as I totally agree. Though I guess if you are actually trying to prevent intellectually stimulating your kids, as Duggars are, it makes sense.

Edited August 4, 2020 by jcbrown
typos are not friends

[GeeGolly]

What temperature do they keep the air conditioner at, in their house? Those kids looked dressed for a cold winter's night.

[skipnjump]

14 hours ago, libgirl2 said:

She did not look good at all. 

Is it too early for her to be pregnant again?

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, skipnjump said:

Is it too early for her to be pregnant again?

When is it too early for one of these women to be pregnant again? 😏

[Temperance]

Anna's kids are generally born two years apart. Usually her kids are over 2 years old when the next one is born.  (Every single Duggar except Josie was under 2 when they became a big sibling.) MacKenzie and Michael are closer in age (first 2) and Marcus was born two weeks before Michael's second birthday.  

If Anna is pregnant, it would mean Maryella and the new baby are the closest in age. It's stil not impossible, but not likely. 

[Heathen]

23 hours ago, doodlebug said:

Well, that's some beige decor and clothing.  I am obviously a crabby old lady, but I am sick of all these photos kids wearing neutral clothing in a bland room.  While I personally love brown/beige as a neutral, there's is such as thing as too much of a good thing.  These rooms look sterile and dull.  Not the kind of environment I'd want for my children, if I had any.

Those photos are so heavily filtered. I'd bet that while dull, they're not THAT dull in person. 

[ginger90]

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[Scarlett45]

20 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

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Mary Ella is cute and smiley. The only thing that makes me sad is knowing that this time next year I’d bet money Anna is pregnant again. 

[Sew Sumi]

3 minutes ago, Scarlett45 said:

Mary Ella is cute and smiley. The only thing that makes me sad is knowing that this time next year I’d bet money Anna is pregnant again. 

I'd bet you're right. She's due for another pregnancy around New Years.

[Absolom]

That's a skimpy outfit for a fundie baby and that one looks like she could be a Suzette Keller clone. 

 

[QuinnInND]

36 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

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Love the braids. She really does a good job. They really have thick hair. 

[Heathen]

Those Keller genes are strong. 

[galaxychaser]

They would be so much happier if Smuggar ran away from home.

I can only imagine how miserable everyone is.

[Rabbittron]

Ok Smuggar it's now August and 2 years ago you were in Jesus jail.isnt time for you to go again?

[Scarlett45]

7 hours ago, Rabbittron said:

Ok Smuggar it's now August and 2 years ago you were in Jesus jail.isnt time for you to go again?

He went back to Jesus Jail two years ago? Why? I don’t recall this. 

[galaxygirl76]

7 hours ago, Rabbittron said:

Ok Smuggar it's now August and 2 years ago you were in Jesus jail.isnt time for you to go again?

Every day is Jesus jail for him now.

[madpsych78]

I thought he went to Jesus Jail 4 - 5 years ago. Around the time Meredith was born or right after.

[Scarlett45]

10 minutes ago, madpsych78 said:

I thought he went to Jesus Jail 4 - 5 years ago. Around the time Meredith was born or right after.

Yeah five years ago, 2015. 

[galaxychaser]

1 hour ago, galaxygirl76 said:

Every day is Jesus jail for him now.

Yep it is. Look at his miserable face 🤣

[BigBingerBro]

[jcbrown]

1 hour ago, BigBingerBro said:

Why would I buy anything that resulted in that expression?

[Sew Sumi]

Is that the $24 lipstick or equally overpriced mascara? 

I don't think Adel understands the Duggar fanbase.

[Zella]

23 minutes ago, jcbrown said:

Why would I buy anything that resulted in that expression?

Bahahahaha It's like an anti-ad. 

[SMama]

What in the fresh he’ll is that?!

[Sew Sumi]

I bit the bullet and watched it. She's selling both mascara and lipstick. 

[SMama]

35 minutes ago, SMama said:

 

What in the fresh hell is that? 
 

Sorry about my previous mistake.

36 minutes ago, SMama said:

 

[galaxychaser]

Looks like Anna has been snorting plexus with Jill Rod 😅.

 

But seriously why would she think that picture was the one to post? Their judgement is non existent.

[Sew Sumi]

10 minutes ago, galaxychaser said:

Looks like Anna has been snorting plexus with Jill Rod 😅.

 

But seriously why would she think that picture was the one to post? Their judgement is non existent.

That was a screenshot from her stories. A bad screenshot. 😂

[Temperance]

Lauren was shilling for the same cosmetics company Adel. They're a christian company so they're probably fine with the Duggars selling their stuff. Lauren did a better job. 

[Sew Sumi]

Lauren also showed a wider range of products. I remember a moisturizer for one.

Edited August 8, 2020 by Sew Sumi

[galaxychaser]

9 hours ago, Sew Sumi said:

That was a screenshot from her stories. A bad screenshot. 😂

Oh okay that’s better 😂

[Marshmallow Mollie]

I wonder if Josh actually bears any responsibility for cheating on Anna. Maybe there is a tacit, or even overt, understanding that if Anna doesn’t keep him 100% happy, he might cheat. Whoopsies! His wife didn’t keep him content and the devil woman over there tempted him, and, we’ll, what’s a boy to do? I wonder if her life is even more fucking miserable than we can imagine.

[floridamom]

Marshmallow Mollie, I remember when Joshie was first hoisted away to Jesus jail after the cheating scandal hit, Anna, at the speed of light, lost weight, always had had her hair done up 'pretty' and had good make up on in every photo and TH segment she was allowed. You bet the families, Kellars included, put some blame on her for 'sweet Josh's' cheating. It's always the wife's fault to some degree, isn't it? I imagine her life is something like she's avoiding the elephant in the room constantly. She has to have underlying suspicion...is he at it again?....am I enough for him? She publicly does a good job hiding it like she's supposed to...just one, BIG happy CHRISTIAN family. She must be miserable but not even allowed to acknowledge it.

[lookeyloo]

1 hour ago, floridamom said:

Marshmallow Mollie, I remember when Joshie was first hoisted away to Jesus jail after the cheating scandal hit, Anna, at the speed of light, lost weight, always had had her hair done up 'pretty' and had good make up on in every photo and TH segment she was allowed. You bet the families, Kellars included, put some blame on her for 'sweet Josh's' cheating. It's always the wife's fault to some degree, isn't it? I imagine her life is something like she's avoiding the elephant in the room constantly. She has to have underlying suspicion...is he at it again?....am I enough for him? She publicly does a good job hiding it like she's supposed to...just one, BIG happy CHRISTIAN family. She must be miserable but not even allowed to acknowledge it.

I would tend to agree.  When the first Mr. lookeyloo left me, my dear father said to me "well, if you were a better wife he never would have left".  Took therapy to disavow me of that.  Which Anna won't get.

[Tikichick]

4 hours ago, Marshmallow Mollie said:

I wonder if Josh actually bears any responsibility for cheating on Anna. Maybe there is a tacit, or even overt, understanding that if Anna doesn’t keep him 100% happy, he might cheat. Whoopsies! His wife didn’t keep him content and the devil woman over there tempted him, and, we’ll, what’s a boy to do? I wonder if her life is even more fucking miserable than we can imagine.

It's a crying shame women got in the way of Josh's opportunities.  He could have been living the life of a prince if women didn't drag him down.

Maybe some more cookies will make him feel better.

[JoanArc]

25 minutes ago, Tikichick said:

Maybe some more cookies will make him feel better.

Lots of trans fats. Lots and lots of them.

[QuinnInND]

8 hours ago, Marshmallow Mollie said:

I wonder if Josh actually bears any responsibility for cheating on Anna. Maybe there is a tacit, or even overt, understanding that if Anna doesn’t keep him 100% happy, he might cheat. Whoopsies! His wife didn’t keep him content and the devil woman over there tempted him, and, we’ll, what’s a boy to do? I wonder if her life is even more fucking miserable than we can imagine.

It's always the woman's fault in their world. Either Anna's or the "other woman" for being a harlot. After all, men have no self control or anything, or so they think in Gothard land 

[Zella]

2 minutes ago, QuinnInND said:

It's always the woman's fault in their world. Either Anna's or the "other woman" for being a harlot. After all, men have no self control or anything, or so they think in Gothard land 

That is probably the one thing that I find most baffling about their beliefs. Many of the things they think bewilder me, but this idea that men are so weak that they must be protected from their own baser impulses rather than having self-control but still should be in charge just floors me. 

[galaxychaser]

6 hours ago, lookeyloo said:

I would tend to agree.  When the first Mr. lookeyloo left me, my dear father said to me "well, if you were a better wife he never would have left".  Took therapy to disavow me of that.  Which Anna won't get.

What?! That’s awful thing to say. I’m sorry.

[ginger90]

8 hours ago, Zella said:

That is probably the one thing that I find most baffling about their beliefs. Many of the things they think bewilder me, but this idea that men are so weak that they must be protected from their own baser impulses rather than having self-control but still should be in charge just floors me. 

It truly is mind boggling . 🤦‍♀️

Edited August 10, 2020 by ginger90

[GeeGolly]

Yup, men are a direct line to Jesus, but can't control their own penises. 

[Tikichick]

13 hours ago, JoanArc said:

Lots of trans fats. Lots and lots of them.

Of course, that's where all the good taste comes from.

[Jynnan tonnix]

3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

Yup, men are a direct line to Jesus, but can't control their own penises. 

Well, to be fair, that's not entirely the problem. No one can really control reactions. It's that they evidently can't control where they decide to go and what they decide to do with said penises afterwards.