The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[ginger90]

40 minutes ago, Absolom said:

She needs to comb that hair and put it up before the kid goes in the kitchen to help.

That was my first thought. My second was, soon we will see a paid sponsorship for the flour.

[auntieminem]

OK, I am curious, do all females put their hair up before cooking?  I have never known any woman, family or friends do this at home. Only if they were working around food at an event or working in food service as a job.  I don't like to see hair down in a commercial kitchen but at home it does not bother me.  If I had super long hair that would get in the way or touch the food I would pull it back. 

[Quilt Fairy]

I sometimes wonder if the Vuolos have any pictures of their children face forward that they don't post.  Unlikely, I know, but otherwise, they're going to have a portfolio of childhood pictures with nothing but hair. 

[Ohiopirate02]

1 hour ago, auntieminem said:

OK, I am curious, do all females put their hair up before cooking?  I have never known any woman, family or friends do this at home. Only if they were working around food at an event or working in food service as a job.  I don't like to see hair down in a commercial kitchen but at home it does not bother me.  If I had super long hair that would get in the way or touch the food I would pull it back. 

I do and my hair is shoulder length.   I shed.  I shed a lot.  I have had hairs fall into my food multiple times.   If I'm cooking for anyone else other than myself,  I pull my hair back before cooking.

[Absolom]

My daughter always pulls her long hair up and I did when I had long hair.  She always makes granddaughter have a pony tail if she wants to help in the kitchen.  Not only does it keep the hair from falling in the food, but it keeps the hands from going back and forth between food and hair.  

Edited October 19, 2021 by Absolom

[ginger90]

[Turquoise]

On 10/11/2021 at 8:48 PM, xwordfanatik said:

He looks more ridiculous all the time.  What a douchebag.

Dating myself, but this made me think of an old SNL skit:

[sagittarius sue]

13 hours ago, Turquoise said:

Dating myself, but this made me think of an old SNL skit:

Dating myself also, I think I can even remember a line from it.  "I am...and will always remain...a douchebag!"

ETA:  I didn't remember it quite right.  Here's the actual exchange,

"Don't tell me, for the first time in memory, we're going to have a parliament without a douchebag." 

"There've always been plenty of douchebags in Parliament, and there always will be." 😄

That was a superb skit, brilliantly acted!!

Edited October 19, 2021 by sagittarius sue

[Boston]

13 hours ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I do and my hair is shoulder length.   I shed.  I shed a lot.  I have had hairs fall into my food multiple times.   If I'm cooking for anyone else other than myself,  I pull my hair back before cooking.

I put my hair up when it is long - which it is not since I just chopped off about 3 inches - yes, i did it myself (I can hear my hairdresser screaming and in tears but sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do).  I have had my own hair in my food - directly to the garbage barrel.  yuk.

[Suzn]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

I am sickened by the dead bobcat.  That's his idea of something pleasant to look at.

[BradandJanet]

2 minutes ago, Suzn said:

I am sickened by the dead bobcat.  That's his idea of something pleasant to look at.

I agree. However, it's probably not real, like everything else in his phony life. 

[iwantcookies]

17 hours ago, auntieminem said:

OK, I am curious, do all females put their hair up before cooking?  I have never known any woman, family or friends do this at home. Only if they were working around food at an event or working in food service as a job.  I don't like to see hair down in a commercial kitchen but at home it does not bother me.  If I had super long hair that would get in the way or touch the food I would pull it back. 

Yes I always did when I had long hair.

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

The cat has a creepy smile 🤪

[GeeGolly]

I think Duggar length hair should always be pulled back in the kitchen. For the average person, unless they're baking, or say, making something like meatloaf, they're probably fine without tying back their hair.  Because  leaning over stuff, mixing and getting your hands dirty is a bit different than chopping and stirring.

With that said, Lissy's hair looks like it hasn't seen a comb or brush in a long time, and kids aren't likely to keep their hands away from their hair when it gets in the way while cooking/baking.

[Quilt Fairy]

I'm trying to understand those 2 pictures and why they're worth posting. (Wait, wait, I just remembered who we're talking about, so scratch the last half of the prior sentence. )  Anyhoo:  1) So when he's in class he's taking pictures of his pen, and when he's in church (that's a church?) he's playing around on his phone?  2) I got nothing, except to show that sometimes, briefly, he studies? 

[Suzn]

34 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I think Duggar length hair should always be pulled back in the kitchen. For the average person, unless they're baking, or say, making something like meatloaf, they're probably fine without tying back their hair.  Because  leaning over stuff, mixing and getting your hands dirty is a bit different than chopping and stirring.

With that said, Lissy's hair looks like it hasn't seen a comb or brush in a long time, and kids aren't likely to keep their hands away from their hair when it gets in the way while cooking/baking.

That hair had to be neglected for quite a while to look like that.  Looks like Jessa is not the only one raising feral children.

[Absolom]

Granddaughter's curlier hair looks like that after one softball game or when she gets up in the morning or after an hour in the park.  Some kids just have unruly hair.  The other grandmother ticked me off laying into my daughter about brushing granddaughter's hair (never ever dry brush curly hair btw) when I had just done the kid's hair before we got into the car to drive to the family gathering.  One thirty minute car ride and her hair looked as if we'd left it a week.  I'll give Jeremy and Jinger a pass on the kid's hair looking messy at home, but not on taking the photo and posting it on instagram with the hair messy and not in a pony tail or braid for cooking.  

[GeeGolly]

55 minutes ago, Absolom said:

Granddaughter's curlier hair looks like that after one softball game or when she gets up in the morning or after an hour in the park.  Some kids just have unruly hair.  The other grandmother ticked me off laying into my daughter about brushing granddaughter's hair (never ever dry brush curly hair btw) when I had just done the kid's hair before we got into the car to drive to the family gathering.  One thirty minute car ride and her hair looked as if we'd left it a week.  I'll give Jeremy and Jinger a pass on the kid's hair looking messy at home, but not on taking the photo and posting it on instagram with the hair messy and not in a pony tail or braid for cooking.  

I have a kid who had hair similar to Lissy's and mine was as a kid too. Our hair would get fly away messy, or my kid would get 'car seat' hair, etc. IMO Lissy's hair is beyond that. Her hair at her scalp has what looks like dirty cowlicks and the back of her hair looks matted in spots with lint. It looks to me one of her parents should give her a nice shampoo, followed by a wide tooth comb. 

[HoneyBeach]

19 hours ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

I do and my hair is shoulder length.   I shed.  I shed a lot.  I have had hairs fall into my food multiple times.   If I'm cooking for anyone else other than myself,  I pull my hair back before cooking.

All this!  Mom, sister, daughter, all of us shed ridiculously!  (bloodwork says we're fine🙄) And when we cook for others, we wear hair nets!  I always say I could never get away with any crime cause I'd leave my dna everywhere!

[Suzn]

50 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I have a kid who had hair similar to Lissy's and mine was as a kid too. Our hair would get fly away messy, or my kid would get 'car seat' hair, etc. IMO Lissy's hair is beyond that. Her hair at her scalp has what looks like dirty cowlicks and the back of her hair looks matted in spots with lint. It looks to me one of her parents should give her a nice shampoo, followed by a wide tooth comb. 

I agree that her hair is way more than messy.  It looks dirty and uncared for.

[jcbrown]

12 hours ago, Suzn said:

I am sickened by the dead bobcat.  That's his idea of something pleasant to look at.

Same here. It creeps me out that he likes looking at a dead creature that has been killed and taxidermied.

12 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

I agree. However, it's probably not real, like everything else in his phony life. 

Also probably true.

[ginger90]

[sheshark]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

$120.

[BradandJanet]

I'm sure Jer will try his best to get the shoes free, but wouldn't a donation to a charity make more sense than $120 sneakers these days? 

[ginger90]

7 minutes ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm sure Jer will try his best to get the shoes free, but wouldn't a donation to a charity make more sense than $120 sneakers these days? 

Something like feeding people who are homeless, a women’s crisis center, etc..

Nope, shoes, pens….

Edited October 19, 2021 by ginger90

[Churchhoney]

1 hour ago, BradandJanet said:

I'm sure Jer will try his best to get the shoes free, but wouldn't a donation to a charity make more sense than $120 sneakers these days? 

Not when you're 1,000,000-percent self-absorbed, I guess. 

And apparently have a fetish involving your own feet. 

Edited October 19, 2021 by Churchhoney

[Chicklet]

16 minutes ago, Churchhoney said:

Not when you're 1,000,000-percent self-absorbed, I guess. 

And apparently have a fetish involving your own feet. 

And their church doesn't do any charity work because you know, it's not good works that get you into heaven evidently. Oh they do "home visits" as part of their "global mission" but nothing about food drives or anything charitable. Because his $1 million a year doesn't just grown on trees.

[ozziemom]

Have we ever seen any Duggar do anything truly charitable? I know they used to claim being on TV was a mission or some such nonsense, but there’s also the story of the food donations they took back. 

[BitterApple]

Isn't Jeremy a little old to be obsessing over sneakers? When you're mid-30s, it's time to put away the dude-bro shtick.

[iwantcookies]

3 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Isn't Jeremy a little old to be obsessing over sneakers? When you're mid-30s, it's time to put away the dude-bro shtick.

He is a man child 🤣

[laurakaye]

On 10/18/2021 at 7:57 AM, ginger90 said:

7 hours ago, ginger90 said:

*sigh*...round 396 of Rhetorical Questions About Rev. Fancy Pants:

If Jeremy was "caught" on his phone by another guy who was on HIS phone, it begs the question - is anyone actually paying attention to anything that's happening in church?  Or are they just making sure they all film each other filming each other filming each other?  

That bobcat photo was crafted to make sure said bobcat was squarely in the frame.  Is this to make us think that Jeremy is some kind of safari badass?  Because I think that if someone dropped Jeremy in a bobcat-laden wilderness, he'd wet himself.  But I would still like to see it happen.

The shoes....the stupid, stupid shoes.  All I can say is that they would go perfectly with that insane Pee Wee Herman primary-color outfit he stepped out in a few months ago.  

He is SO.  WEIRD.

 

[Cinnabon]

Those shoes would be cute for a small child, not for a man in his 30s. 

[iwantcookies]

Jer is like Jilldo he must film everything or it didn’t happen 

[Enya Face]

14 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

Those shoes would be cute for a small child, not for a man in his 30s. 

They look like fucking Brandon Walsh toaster shoes with a lame “throwback” print.

[ginger90]

Jinger’s response, “Ohhh next level.”. 🤦‍♀️

[Churchhoney]

5 minutes ago, ginger90 said:

Jinger’s response, “Ohhh next level.”. 🤦‍♀️

 

Here's the thing with shoe fashion, Jingle. Today's "next level" is tomorrow's "old hat." 

Will your headship be able to afford all the next levels that are ahead of you in the worlds of shoes, suits, pocket squares, snacks, burgers, home-gym equipment, desserts, fountain pens, etc.? 

Because I just don't see how he will. 

Edited October 19, 2021 by Churchhoney

[Cinnabon]

I don’t think Jinger even wrote that.

[GeeGolly]

But guys - they're UNO sneakers. 😁

[Mindthinkr]

I can afford a deck of Uno cards, but not the sneakers. My Reebok’s are still perfectly fine. 

[sheshark]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Jinger’s response, “Ohhh next level.”. 🤦‍♀️

Jinger is so cool.

 

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Jinger’s response, “Ohhh next level.”. 🤦‍♀️

She is well and truly programmed.  I was going to say ‘brainwashed’, but I think programmed sounds more LA-like.

[lascuba]

Jinger, please, grow a personality already. 

[Churchhoney]

16 minutes ago, lascuba said:

Jinger, please, grow a personality already. 

If she did that, there wouldn't be room in her head to stuff every single aspect of Jer's personality so she can have it all handy to parrot at all times.

She's got the only social-media accounts I see where a person constantly says nothing but stuff that a different person would say. She's really taken the headship thing to the limit. Not one single interest or view of her own ever seems to surface. 

It's kinda horrifying that she could -- and would-- do that so completely.  

 

Edited October 20, 2021 by Churchhoney

[louannems]

7 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

Those shoes would be cute for a small child, not for a man in his 30s. 

My son had similar tri-colored shoes in 1982.  He was two.  They looked adorable on him.

[Totally]

I thought they were kids shoes, my eyes have rolled to the next room

[MargeGunderson]

Those shoes remind me of Puddy’s 8 Ball jacket:

 

(from Seinfeld)

[sagittarius sue]

8 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Isn't Jeremy a little old to be obsessing over sneakers? When you're mid-30s, it's time to put away the dude-bro shtick.

 When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things. 1 Corinthians 13:11 in their favorite KJV.

Someone should be hitting Jer with some appropriate bible verses.

[iwantcookies]

Those shoes are so RAD my homie ! 
 

-Jinger Vuolo

[iwantcookies]

15 minutes ago, Totally said:

I thought they were kids shoes, my eyes have rolled to the next room

If they will release the kid version you know Felicity will get a matching pair just like datty 🙄.

[iwantcookies]

And Jeremy doesn’t have Instagram on his phone… yeah right. What a lying man child our RAD HOMIE is 🤪😹✌️.