90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[cyberfruit]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Lisa sounds just like David Lee Roth.

might as well JUMP!...back on a plane to the U.S. because this was a mistake

[Pepper Mostly]

7 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

A seminar has a purpose statement, information and a conclusion.  You bring the audience along, so that when you reach your conclusion, no matter how ludicrous, the audience will have come along for the ride.   Now, after it is all over, they may look back and think “what a crock”, but a good speaker can mesmerize people, even if for just a short time.  
 

Ash failed in so many ways, not just his thesis.  

Anyone watch the UK Office. It was as cringeworthy as David Brent's gig as a motivational speaker. 

 

[Archer27]

David....What signs were you ignoring?  Gee, let's see...

[mmecorday]

What signs was David ignoring? ALL of them!

[Armchair Critic]

Did David trim his wig?

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Lisa sounds just like David Lee Roth.

And looks like his too only with a purple tablecloth on the head. 

[kacesq]

Still laughing at your pain, David. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

What are they blurring in his suitcase?

[GoldenDayz]

David is a desperado creep.    Is this story line for real?  "She hurt me".   Dude - you hurt yourself.  "What signs was I ignoring??"   really...

[pandaindisguise]

What signs where you missing?   David you missed the giant flashing red light. 

[DEL901]

I may have been missing signs, lolololololol!

[goofygirl]

Uh Dave?? What signs were you ignoring?? You really said that, dumbo??  Oh the misery.  Like get a LIFE you stupid moron.

It's called BLOCK YOUR DAMN PHONE! IDIOT!

Edited April 27, 2020 by goofygirl
can I type???

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That annoying chick who married the Russian guy with two kids. I forget their names.

Thank you! Sascha and I forget her name.

[peaceknit]

David, you pathetic SOB.

[Frozendiva]

David, fool me once, shame on you. Fool me four times, shame on me.

[DNR]

6 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

He's kinda skinny with no meat on his bones.

Ash looks like he skips leg days 

that seminar was ludicrous 

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

I’m afraid to ask, but was something in David’s luggage blurred?

Handcuffs, blindfolds, etc...

[Auntie Anxiety]

David needs an intervention.

[LilaFowler]

This guy needs to go to his local bar and chat up a real, live woman. He's addicted to the internet.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Anyone watch the UK Office. It was as cringeworthy as David Brent's gig as a motivational speaker. 

 

🎶You're simply the best....better than all the rest....🎵

[Pepper Mostly]

The huge, flashing neon signs that say "David Go Home, Dumbass. But first can you wire me $1000?"

[magemaud]

12 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

 

My favorite thing about this is that there's a woman there named Bronte

 

Who was dressed like she just stepped out of a Victorian novel while talking about modern women 

[TMI]

 

David...you are numb nuts....there was NO Lana.

Edited April 27, 2020 by TMI
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[Adeejay]

I hope "Lana" takes David for every dime he has.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

What are they blurring in his suitcase?

Must be a logo on it.

If an American keeps traveling to Russia does the state department notice?

[GoldenDayz]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

This guy needs to go to his local bar and chat up a real, live woman. He's addicted to the internet.

I wonder if he even could?  He only wants gals way out of his league.    Can he talk other than chat?

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

The huge, flashing neon signs that say "David Go Home, Dumbass. But first can you wire me $1000?"

Mmmmmm.....yes.....

[HappyDancex2]

1 minute ago, LilaFowler said:

This guy needs to go to his local bar and chat up a real, live woman. He's addicted to the internet.

those Mmmmms and emojis don't play well in person though.   That will get you Igor and the shovel real quick

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Did David trim his wig?

Ok, call me a dope, but I could not figure out why David's hair sat on his head like a Boston lettuce until I read the above. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, magemaud said:

Who was dressed like she just stepped out of a Victorian novel while talking about modern women 

My favorite:

 

 

[kacesq]

Gawd, it’s Dawn and Cher. My least favorite pair from that trainwreck last year because they’re just so ridiculous and over the top. And in keeping with tonite’s theme, Cher is allegedly a relationship coach.

[Toodleoo]

Well hellllooooooooo Navy Federal Credit Union Truck Buying Man....

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

David Lee Roth

1970's DLR was hot

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

David needs an intervention.

Maybe ghastly Ash can give him some pointers

[Doublemint]

4 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The new theme tune to the show needs to be the seminal classic by David Lee Froth. Just a gigalo and everywhere I go no one  knows the game I’m playing

Louis Prima did the definitive version in the 50's.

[hisbunkie]

Just now, peaceknit said:

David, you pathetic SOB.

He’s being incredibly honest about his situation. He acknowledges being hurt and wanting to be done with her but knows enough about his obsession to acknowledge that if she contacts him he will go back to the craziness  

 

 

 but knows that if she 

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, LilaFowler said:

This guy needs to go to his local bar and chat up a real, live woman. He's addicted to the internet.

He wants young and hot.  He feels entitled and doesn’t understand why “Lana” wouldn’t love him back.  He needs serious therapy.   

[TMI]

If I had a mother like any of those on SMOTHERED....I would put myself up for adoption.

so cringey...and Obnoxious.

[VioletNevermind]

“Find Love Live,” huh?  TLC never misses a chance to bottom-feed, even during a national quarantine.  I look forward to missing every single episode. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? No high heels for the boat ride?

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

My favorite:

 

 

Geoffrey "of women???? Be right there"

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Toodleoo said:

Well hellllooooooooo Navy Federal Credit Union Truck Buying Man....

Yeah, I want credit. Now. 

[TMI]

Erica isgoing to feed Stephanie to the great whites....great idea!

[JennyMominFL]

I want Lana to be the girl that catfished Cesar

Edited April 27, 2020 by JennyMominFL

[Auntie Anxiety]

I forgot that Stephanie had an illness.

[Leilani]

Wait, why are we assuming the old man that answered the door wasn't Lana?

[peaceknit]

ILLNESS! Is there a 90DF bingo?

[Gobi]

Wow, Stephanie has an illness!

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Meowwww said:

I ordered a highlighting hat thing (you pull hair through the holes with a giant hook) and hair bleach from amazon.  I have over an inch of dark roots but I’m not yet brave enough to subject my scalp to the pain of the hook.  

My husband used to complain about the cost of coloring, so I bought some L'Oreal. I used to do my own when I didn't have any grey and that worked well. But once the grey was in, it was very difficult to get even color. Back to my fave hairstylist!

Now I'm just going to have to tough it out. Yuck.

Ash. Good Lord, the Mumbo Jumbo is strong with this one.

[kendi]

SHARKBAIT!