90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Why do you love her, David?

[poeticlicensed]

 I heard several mmm mmm's. Creepy

[Archer27]

David has to do the dramatic walk back. And Lana is looking at him as though she is seeing a ghost

[Gobi]

" Squirrel is on your head. Where is moose? "

[OoogleEyes]

That COAT!

[Floatingbison]

NO LANA, run!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FrancescaFiore]

Derpy David's belt from his weird leather trenchcoat sticking out the car door as he drove away is PEAK DAVID DERP!  It's clear that for all their flaws, the producers have a great sense of humor.  That laid me out!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mmmmm, mmmmmm David is a sick puppy, isn’t he? No insult to puppies.

[Floatingbison]

Next week:  The Big Nyet.

[Vandy10]

Ahh, so we do get 1 marriage and 2 proposals this season. The producers sure pulled those proposals out of their ass..

[Pepper Mostly]

He did the "rush back" and she actually looked horrified. "My god, I was so close! This close to free of this moaning, wig wearing old fool". 

Edited June 1, 2020 by Pepper Mostly

[sainte-chapelle]

Noooooo take the ring and run Lana

[RealReality]

Lana's inner dialogue "oh my God, just get on the motherfucking plane already!"

[Straycat80]

Oh no David just proposed. Why am I not surprised. Poor fool. 

[Mercolleen]

Oh god airport proposal

[poeticlicensed]

Lana will take that cheap ass ring and run

[Andi27]

David: "I love you."

Lana: *stony silence* *PLEASE GET ON THE PLANE vibes*

David takes this as an obvious signal to propose.

[Adeejay]

I can't believe David is actually going to propose.  I have a feeling Lana is already married.  

[Twopper]

10 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

It was crap when she showed up in Nigeria.  

I think she must slather it with a really cheap styling gel which dries out and makes it look like straw.

Til next time, if there is a next time.   I don't think I  can stay up to watch Pillow Talk tonight.  Please remain at least 6 feet from me in the forums and wear your mask and gloves to type your posts.  

[Doublemint]

"Will you marry me"?    She'll take the ring and run - but it's not a diamond!

[cyberfruit]

lana looking over at the producers: this wasn't a part of the PLAN

[DEL901]

Just now, Vandy10 said:

Ahh, so we do get 1 marriage and 2 proposals this season. The producers sure pulled those proposals out of their ass..

I hope Lana gets a bonus for this.   Although maybe she thinks the ring is an acceptable price.  Wait until she figures out it is CZ, probably on her way home.  

[jaybird2]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Preferable to seeing her get her Brazilian wax in the first episode.

that's an image i don ;t want to see

[goofygirl]

She has that look on her face like somebody farted.  David perhaps?

And honestly, the Popo aren't gonna arrest your ass for being in your own dang backyard!! Come ON.

Edited June 1, 2020 by goofygirl

[Mrs. Landingham]

2 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Derpy David's belt from his weird leather trenchcoat sticking out the car door as he drove away is PEAK DAVID DERP!  It's clear that for all their flaws, the producers have a great sense of humor.  That laid me out!

TLC threw shade and I am here for it. 

[nytonc]

Lana could be fucking someone right in front of dopey David and he’d still think their relationship is real. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

Geoffrey, STFU about kids. He strikes me as the type of man who only wants kids to “carry on the family name” (the world doesn’t need your subpar DNA spewed into it, okay??), refers to spending time with his young kids as “babysitting”, expects a gold medal for washing one pan, then complains that his wife has let herself go. 

He  already has at least three sons to carry on the family name and four ex wives. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Is tomorrow the Tell All?

[Angry Moldovan]

4 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

That COAT!

Star of the show, much to big eggs consternation 

[Toodleoo]

SAAAAY NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

NOOOOOOOOO

 

YOU STUPIDESS

[sainte-chapelle]

I'm tired, 11 is too late for Pillow Talk and we don't care about smothered

[mmecorday]

Oh, Lana. Nooooooo!

[Vandy10]

That was a loooong pause for a yes. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh for god's sake, this is horrendous. 

[LucyEth]

Isn't it a fake cheesey ring

[Andi27]

She's gonna say 'no' as soon as she realizes that's not real.

[DEL901]

She’s lucky he waited until the airport to propose.   Any sooner and he’d have expected her to put out.  

[cyberfruit]

lana does not have a poker face. i'm living

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lana looks like a girl in love, doesn’t she? Wait till she takes her CZ ring to be appraised. 😂😂😂😂

[kacesq]

All that “mmmmm” from David. He’s disgusting. I can’t look at him anymore.

[LucyEth]

He is like the monster in young Frankenstein with that Mmmmmmmm

[poeticlicensed]

Omg yes more mmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Emmeline]

1 hour ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

The James Patterson book about Epstein is worth a read.  It came out a few years before Epstein’s arrest.  Patterson lived down the street from where all the abuse happened and really despised the guy.  I think he was hoping Epstein would sue him for libel. 

Speaking of eggs.  James Patterson wrote this in his book:

“His penis in particular. One of his accusers is quoted in the book describing it as “very tiny.” Another told police that he “has some sort of birth defect — on his thing.” She went on: “It’s like a teardrop. Like a drop of water. It’s really fat at the bottom and skinny at the top.” Another called it “egg-shaped.”

Edited June 1, 2020 by Emmeline

[TigerLily20]

She looks dead in the eyes  when she hugs him.......

[HulaTallula]

She's mine, she's mine!

David acts like she's a piece of furniture he just bought. 

[charmed1]

OMG David, get on the fucking plane, you dweeb. And don’t feed your wig after midnight, and for God’s sake, don’t get it wet.

[RealReality]

OMG, Lana looks like she has been kidnapped.  

[RichiesOlderBro]

David seems so proud of himself.  

[Straycat80]

Lana is thinking: how much money can I pawn this ring for? 

[Toodleoo]

I hate this smug bastard and I hope she takes the ring off and chucks it under the nosegear of a 777 and TLC films it getting crushed and sends an endlessly looping gif of it to David and cc’s Sergei.