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[Angry Moldovan]

She looks truly awful in that dress

1 minute ago, Brodicea said:

Are we supposed to believe Lisa couldn't get her roots done and a nice blow out in Nigeria?

We saw Big Ang at the salon before she caked Mikull

[sagittarius sue]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

No one has even adequately explained the source of Epstein's wealth.  That absolutely amazes me.  

I just looked him up on Wikipedia.  His biography is just wild.

[kacesq]

What BS signing divorce papers all together in one room with the new GF and her mother...be better, TLC

[Alonzo Mosely FBI]

How can David be lonely with that live animal on his head! 

[FrancescaFiore]

30 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

*whispers*  when I a man on vacation I have wine for breakfast 

Hey, I'm not judging! I just thought it was funny.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, AZChristian said:

Had to go to CVS today.  While there, the cashier mentioned, "You'd better get home before 8:00.  The governor instituted an executive order for a curfew, and all the stores are closing."

I responded, "No problem.  My favorite garbage TV show comes on at 8:00, '90-Day Fiance.'  I never miss it, but I'm embarrassed to admit I watch it."

She said, "What is WRONG with that idiot, David?????"

Tell cashier to join chat! 

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, kendi said:

That dress is not flattering in any way. Well, it flatters her belly. That tailor is wicked!

Lol, in this dress she does look knocked up...a true medical miracle.  

[Eldemarge]

Do you, Usman, take this swamp walker to be your lawfully wedded nightmare?

[LilaFowler]

BGL really needs to stop at Molly and Cynthia's bra store when she returns to GA.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Epstein stole a lot of the money according to his former boss, Hoffenberg.  Hoffenberg went to prison for 20 years for defrauding investors. Epstein not prosecuted for some unknown reason.

Blackmail. Cameras in every room. 

[Archer27]

Mother Usman's facial expression - priceless

[Gobi]

They can shorten the ceremony by asking "Does anyone here not object to this wedding?"

[Andi27]

Oh, Mommy, the side eye!

[Vandy10]

Oh holy heck, he included Sojaboy in his vows!

[nytonc]

I’m way behind everyone but wanted to say I think Mom Stephanie is right. Stephanie is confused. And a big fat liar. I’m still not buying bi Stephanie. Erica should be very relieved. She can do so much better than phony Stephanie. 

[Straycat80]

I would love it if Usmans brothers said something bad and Lisa went stomping out of the room. 

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Epstein stole a lot of the money according to his former boss, Hoffenberg.  Hoffenberg went to prison for 20 years for defrauding investors. Epstein not prosecuted for some unknown reason.

He told Hoffenberg that he had friends in the justice department, wink wink and he could make it worse for him

[CSunshine76]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

very 80s

And the roots! No Miss Clairol available in Africa?!

[kacesq]

Mommy Usman looks thrilled.

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Dorothy Zbornak no longer has the most hideous wedding gown in TV history!

I've been watching the marathon today!]

[kendi]

Usman's family is so happy

[Angry Moldovan]

Usmans mothers face breaks my heart

Edited June 1, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[Frozendiva]

Usman is lucky. Lisa is going back home the next day.

[greekmom]

Why would he include Sojaboy in the vows?

[cyberfruit]

praying for them is all you can do

[kacesq]

Wait what did Mom Usman just say? I missed it 

That dress is nicer.

[OoogleEyes]

My son is Coming to America!

[Archer27]

I wish Mykull's fun friends were there. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 kids in three years?//

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Well, she has to get a dick somehow.

The jokes, they write themselves!

1 minute ago, judylo said:

That meal is awesome. But how can you have your son visiting? I’m in nyc and I Iive alone. But for families ... it’s tough. If he doesn’t live with you, aren’t you worried?

He lives in the same city as me. He and his roommates have been isolating, and we've been isolating here at home. he  and his gf come over for dinner then we are all back home for two more weeks. Everyone sanitizes, we try to be safe.  Not for everyone but so far its been manageable for us.  I'm in Massachusetts so we're hard hit. But none of us are going out to work, we wear our masks outside, and stay home the rest of the time. Hopefully we're going about it OK. 

[Doublemint]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wait what did Mom Usman just say? I missed it 

She's expected to have 2 children in 3 years!

[Twopper]

I have seen sorrowing  faces at funerals that were not nearly as sad looking as the people at BGL's and Usman's nuptials.     

[Andi27]

Lisa got to sit with Fatima. Now I'm jealous.

[RichiesOlderBro]

I’m digging the band. 

[Archer27]

Yeah, ok...mommy and Mohammed are not there because mommy is sick. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mommy not feeling well? Yeah, I’m convinced.

[DEL901]

Usman’s mom wasn’t feeling well?   I imagine she is sick to her stomach.  

[Suzywriter]

5 minutes ago, Mrs. Landingham said:

YES. To this day, I want to know what The Golden Girls wardrobe people were thinking. 

Dorothy's costumes were ghastly. Ghastly! They always looked like wardrobe had fifteen minutes before filming to take a man's suit and use some table linen to restyle it into a woman's garment.

[cyberfruit]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Wait what did Mom Usman just say? I missed it 

That dress is nicer.

it is tradition to expect two children within three years

and then she stared silently off camera

[sainte-chapelle]

So Lisa got married, for those who watch Pillow Talk Tim now has to dye his hair like a Erika.  Usman mom is 'ill' ....more like ill of your face

[poeticlicensed]

Oh mommy that's kid thing isnt gonna happen. Let's just say that it's probably been years since BGL has had the need for a tampon. 

[Archer27]

Usman is a terrible singer

[RichiesOlderBro]

I love giant!   Voice of reason. 

[magemaud]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mommy not feeling well? Yeah, I’m convinced.

Can you blame her? 

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mommy not feeling well? Yeah, I’m convinced.

She couldn't get outta there fast enough. 

[Zombness]

BGL will be living a Cinderella story but Usman is living a nightmare!!!

[OoogleEyes]

Wait,  so he's a big star??

[cyberfruit]

please tell me we're done with their segments now

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

She's expected to have 2 children in 3 years!

Mommy better not hold her breathe for that! 

[LilaFowler]

Every time BGL and Usman kiss, I want to throw up.