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[peaceknit]

David is such a schlump.

[OoogleEyes]

OMG that HAT!!!

[Baltimore Betty]

David is an idiot, he fired the PI, why contact him?

David will confront Lana about all the other profiles she posted and she will tell him that her identity was stolen.

Oy vey, that hat.  

[Angry Moldovan]

I hate you, smug, horrible wig with dentures. Lana is ripping you off and I loves it

[cyberfruit]

will people please stop putting their luggage on the bed

[Frozendiva]

Lana is more in love with the money she makes off you, David.

[JennyMominFL]

5 minutes ago, toodles said:

Does anyone really know what time it is?

Does anybody care?

[Eldemarge]

LOL, "nephew."  C'mon...Lana has a child. Probably a husband as well.

[LookABird]

All David needs to complete the look with the leather trench coat and fur hat is a paper bag with a bottle.

[kendi]

Just now, Archer27 said:

David thinks he is really showing that private investigator...what a doofus.

Sergey is laughing that David fell for the scammer.

[Vandy10]

Why am I remembering that Steph’s brother already knew she was bi? Anyone else remember that from the beginning of the season?

[cyberfruit]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Not one natural fiber in that entire dress, like it is made from recycled Pepsi bottles.

100% flammable

[RichiesOlderBro]

So does anyone else think David’s stomach is too fat for his ugly duster to button?

[Kroliosis]

Oh the hat and Sergei’s email. Fantastic

[KelseyNikki614]

Are we supposed to feel bad for him that Lana didn't spend any overnights with him? I sure as hell don't. 

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I hate you, smug, horrible wig with dentures. Lana is ripping you off and I loves it

We love the fact that Lana is ripping him off.

Question: Does David wear the rug under that hat? Asking for a friend.

[cyberfruit]

omg pls don't pick up lana

 

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Edited June 1, 2020 by cyberfruit

[LilaFowler]

Does he really think that there is a nephew and a hockey tournament? God, he's dumb.

[Mrs. Landingham]

So, David sees all the proof on Lana and still thinks it’s false. 

Yeah, Lana is visiting her “nephew”.  Online. His name’s Kevin and he’s from Milwaukee. 

OMG, HIS HAT!!

[Frozendiva]

Wonder if she will answer the Batphone?

[Suzywriter]

15 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

An ant farm is too good for him.

He'd love it. All of those ants to choose from!

[Pepper Mostly]

He keeps whining about how he's not getting the "affection" he wants. That gives me the shudders. 

Yes David, she wants to see you off all right. And never, ever see you again. 

[Andi27]

What's the over/under until Lana blocks David?

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

Hello my peeps! Cannot watch tonight (DVRing of course) so I will have to read the thousands of pages of excellent snarking tomorrow. 
 

I just had to pop in because I’m sure it was a devastating blow for you all to not see my silly comments. 
 

I hope all my soulmates and loves of my life are staying safe and healthy! Love you so mach! 

Miss your snark!

[Eldemarge]

Lana doesn't want to see you off at the airport with you "MMMMMM"ing into her hair like a fucking freak.

[tvrox]

27 minutes ago, Kroliosis said:

So daughter Tiffany got moms brains & looks

and neck! 

[Suzywriter]

Oh, NOW David wants to know the PI's dirt?

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys...that hat....the immature email to the PI you hired to help you....are you 12? I can't with this asshole

[Toodleoo]

Poignant Piano is poignant 

[DEL901]

Yes, she is “baby sitting”.   She is probably devastated not to see David on his last full day.   
 

And of course he had to sleep alone.  
 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, I am DYING here. David's calling her and actually expects her to pick up. That is PRECIOUS

[Zombness]

David....she doesn't even answer the new phone you gave her.  Now go back home and try to arrange a date with Yolanda, you will find her to be compatible with you.

[Grifter Lives]

Lana's new phone goes straight to voicemail.  There goes David's Batline strategy.

[Adeejay]

I have a feeling that Lana's "nephew" is really her child.

[Baltimore Betty]

David calls her and it goes to voicemail, I love that about Lana, she does not care.

[Mrs. Landingham]

Every time David says “baby”, I gag. 

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

All David needs to complete the look with the leather trench coat and fur hat is a paper bag with a bottle.

I'm dead!

[Floatingbison]

Lana's probably   out with Caesar on David's last day in Ukraine.

[Frozendiva]

When do we get the fair Yolanda and Wee-yums?

[HulaTallula]

Also, yes, the phone and leaving messages will work so well when you only speak English and she doesn't. 

[Gobi]

OMG, that hat!

He's pissed that he didn't get laid.

 Phone: "The number you have reached is no longer in service."

 They had some amazing moments together? When? WTF?

[Pepper Mostly]

Yes David. That is because you repel her. 

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Lana doesn't want to see you off at the airport with you "MMMMMM"ing into her hair like a fucking freak.

I think she’ll go to see if she can get a ring out of him... so she can hawk it and the phone as soon as he is out of sight.  

[sagittarius sue]

10 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

10 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

I just saw an article with a pic of a woman looting a cheesecake. 

Those Cheesecake Factory ones are pricey!

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

Yes, she is “baby sitting”.   She is probably devastated not to see David on his last full day.   
 

And of course he had to sleep alone.  
 

 

"Babysitting" is code for "meeting my other mark".

Damn straight she wants to say goodbye!!

[KelseyNikki614]

Why are we spending so much time with Geoffrey tonight? Ugh. Geoffrey's poor children being subjected to this bullshit. I wonder if their mom is cool with this whole shenanigan? 

[Vandy10]

I just can’t with Geoff and Varya. This has just turned so fake, and not the fun kind.

[magemaud]

Greetings, Comrade! 

Edited June 1, 2020 by magemaud

[Archer27]

Now, Varya loves nature. Come on...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Those Cheesecake Factory ones are pricey!

Now I want some cheesecake.