S08.E14: Megan's Story LIVE CHAT

[MsVixen]

"A Little Bacon"????  We have now gone into the realm of "A little salad with the bacon".....

 

[LizzyB]

Oh, these editors are cracking themselves up! "Let's put the audio of Megan saying how she's doing the diet over the video of her shoving cheese and ranch dressing into her gullet!" 

[umgoblue]

While my goal in life is to eat that whole PLATE of bacon...I am so sure it is not on her diet.

Bacon😀

[CringeWatcher]

Dadgum it, my students keep emailing me to get help with their work. Don’t they know it’s pounder night??? I can’t keep up with the chat and the show under normal conditions, let alone try to teach by email at the same time! 🤣

[88Keys]

I know everyone's going to slam her, but a salad with a little bacon and cheese would be a lot better than what she has been eating.  Emphasis on a LITTLE bacon.

[CousinOliver]

Oops.  only 14 lbs 

Edited April 2, 2020 by CousinOliver

[Snarkastikate]

Why do they always think they need to find a gym?  Get the hell outside and walk, stupid!  

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, umgoblue said:

We are trying to love Otter...not fry them!!!😂

Well, I was thinking lube but I am Canadian, it can't be that far off from fried beaver. 

[Splashes]

That was a lot of bacon and dressing. Now more than 20 lb loss.

[suev33 3]

37 minutes ago, CousinOliver said:

No sexual abuse?  Nice change.

Kinda refreshing.... ain't it though? 😏

[CrazyInAlabama]

There is nothing hard about the Dr. Now diet!    Even I understand it, and you can Google Dr. Now diet meal plan, and I bet you get a ton of ideas.   I'm guessing that a pound of bacon on top of that salad, with a ton of dressing, and a lot of cheese on top is going to make Dr. Now go full enraged Gerbil on her fat ass.   

Month 1-604

Month 3-590, down 14 lbs, not 80.    I'm surprised she didn't gain with her idea of a salad.  

[Hellga]

590.  OK, she lost 14 pounds - more than the 8 I gave her, but way short of her goal!

[ams1001]

I was supposed to lose 80.

*lost 14*

I did okay.

NO

[Suzywriter]

14 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

Does your gut hang low....does it wobby to & fro….can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental solider....does your gut hang low.

🤣

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

My worst class ever was Organic chemistry; the prof was from India and kept mentioning "waif links" and all I could picture was a line of orphans holding hands.

My Calculus teacher was from Egypt.  He may have been from the Klingon homeworld.  Would have made just as much sense.

[7EasyPayments]

14 pounds, you only have to live to 175 years old to be a normal weight.

U GO GUURLLL !!!

[dreadfulLeigh]

Wait, she’s blaming TIME??? That’s a new one 😂 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Time went by fast.  She lives on Mercury, not Earth.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So she's blaming diet soda on not loosing weight?   Another, "it's water weight" person.   She didn't even read the diet?  What a jerk. 

Does the village idiot mother ever close that mouth of hers?   

If mom lost any weight, it was from her last two brain cells dissolving, and running out of her ears.  

Edited April 2, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[libgirl2]

1 minute ago, 88Keys said:

I know everyone's going to slam her, but a salad with a little bacon and cheese would be a lot better than what she has been eating.  Emphasis on a LITTLE bacon.

The problem is it's never a little.

[Hellga]

Another one tries to convince Dr. Now it's just water weight.  As if!

[umgoblue]

Well y'all she is worried, but she didn't say she wasn't sure how he would take it. 

Baby steps...no BINGO for you, thank goodness!

[Suzywriter]

"There's nothing on it that I like"

Nothing? Not one vegetable, not any of the proteins, not iced tea, nothing? This girl has zero imagination. 

[materialgirl101]

Mom looks confused ... AGAIN

[Splashes]

She lost 14 pounds. So shes still eating around 5200kcal/day.

[Kid]

Her problem is diet soda and sodium!!!!

😂😂😂

[libgirl2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

"There's nothing on it that I like"

Nothing? Not one vegetable, not any of the proteins, not iced tea, nothing? This girl has zero imagination. 

I could live on salmon!

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

My Calculus teacher was from Egypt.  He may have been from the Klingon homeworld.  Would have made just as much sense.

You're killing me!!

[Concerned]

Not eating out or drinking in bars has helped me maintain my weight. Plus going to the supermarket around here is like going over the top in World War 1. 

[Chicklet]

I'm guessing Mom's diabetes is wildly out of control also.

And oops I forgot to do my plank challenge today :(.

Edited April 2, 2020 by Chicklet

[novhappy]

I wonder if they’re instructed to call it “weight loss surgery”. It makes it sound like they will actually lose weight from the surgery. As opposed to changing their behavior to lose weight. The surgery just enables them to change their behavior. But, as we all know , most of them act like the surgery is going to magically change their life.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Twopper said:

My worst class ever was Organic chemistry; the prof was from India and kept mentioning "waif links" and all I could picture was a line of orphans holding hands.

My worst one was a computer programming class I took my senior year, taught by a math prof.  I suddenly found myself confronted with trigonometry which I had last encountered four years earlier.  I had to drop it.

[MsVixen]

Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said:

My Calculus teacher was from Egypt.  He may have been from the Klingon homeworld.  Would have made just as much sense.

My Calculus teacher was from Germany and still had a strong accent.  However, I aced his class (I was a math major).  Now, don't ask me about Basic Accounting....

[FormeryHeavyJ]

1 minute ago, materialgirl101 said:

Mom looks confused ... AGAIN

I'm having flashbacks to tangent, secant, cosecant, anti logarithms.....

[libgirl2]

Illinois isn't Siberia! I live out here!

[Callaphera]

"We don't belong to a gym because it's really cold so we can't walk outside."

I... what?!

[Twopper]

3 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

lots of tutes online.   Fabric, and elastic are the main things.

or a hankie and 2 pony tail elastic thingies plus a safety pin

 

6 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

11 minutes ago, Otter said:

I'm a virgin!  Takes some getting use to for sure!  

*grabs the Crisco*

...what? It's the perfect show for it.

Who is a virgin?    I seemed to have missed something.

I am not watching at the moment but I did catch a few secs of the office visit.   Is mom supposed to be on the diet,too?

And dammit, I missed the answer to"where y'all from?"   

[DEG9]

"I haven't did them."

Okay, then.

<snort>

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just now, MsVixen said:

My Calculus teacher was from Germany and still had a strong accent.  However, I aced his class (I was a math major).  Now, don't ask me about Basic Accounting....

CPA & CMA here!!!  32 years experience!!!!

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

The problem is it's never a little.

Even a lot of bacon and salad beats those multiple plates of piles of...what was that stuff on her opening shoveling montage? 

[Splashes]

All these people eat salads but dont seem to understand salad isnt really any healthier than other food especially when you cover it in dressing and bacon.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Sometimes I'll eat twice a day". Yeah, from 9 AM to noon, and from 2 PM till 8 PM. 

Its too cold in Illinois to walk outdoors? Its not the Arctic tundra! Sheesh.

 

[Otter]

I haven't been so in the weeds since the old Court TV boards about Laci.  I've lost my mojo.  

I had a Boar's Head liverwurst sammie for dinner, with bacon and sauteed onions on rye with a schmear of Dijon,   I weigh 100 pounds!  😄  

No chips.

 

[Kid]

She’s got an excuse for everything. 
 

I guess she figures if she reads it and doesn’t do the exercises she’ll still lose weight because she read it.

[Hellga]

Wow, reading the exercise plan instead of doing any - that's a novel approach!

 

 

[umgoblue]

Yoda:  No read...do!

[88Keys]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

Illinois isn't Siberia! I live out here!

This most recent Winter was warmer than usual, too.  She has no excuse.

[mmecorday]

"It's really cold in Illinois so we can't go outside." In the winter, yeah, but it's not like the whole state pissed of Elsa one two many times and is in a deep freeze year round.

[dreadfulLeigh]

All mom needs to do is NOT sabotage her. It’s on her! There’s no magic event that’s going to change things for her. 🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

And of course she throws her long suffering mother under the bus.