MsVixen April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "A Little Bacon"???? We have now gone into the realm of "A little salad with the bacon"..... 2 Link to comment
LizzyB April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Oh, these editors are cracking themselves up! "Let's put the audio of Megan saying how she's doing the diet over the video of her shoving cheese and ranch dressing into her gullet!" 7 1 Link to comment
umgoblue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 While my goal in life is to eat that whole PLATE of bacon...I am so sure it is not on her diet. Bacon😀 7 1 Link to comment
CringeWatcher April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Dadgum it, my students keep emailing me to get help with their work. Don’t they know it’s pounder night??? I can’t keep up with the chat and the show under normal conditions, let alone try to teach by email at the same time! 🤣 10 4 Link to comment
88Keys April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 I know everyone's going to slam her, but a salad with a little bacon and cheese would be a lot better than what she has been eating. Emphasis on a LITTLE bacon. 1 7 Link to comment
CousinOliver April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) Oops. only 14 lbs Edited April 2, 2020 by CousinOliver Link to comment
Snarkastikate April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Why do they always think they need to find a gym? Get the hell outside and walk, stupid! 2 1 4 Link to comment
Callaphera April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, umgoblue said: We are trying to love Otter...not fry them!!!😂 Well, I was thinking lube but I am Canadian, it can't be that far off from fried beaver. 7 Link to comment
suev33 3 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 37 minutes ago, CousinOliver said: No sexual abuse? Nice change. Kinda refreshing.... ain't it though? 😏 4 Link to comment
Splashes April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 That was a lot of bacon and dressing. Now more than 20 lb loss. Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 There is nothing hard about the Dr. Now diet! Even I understand it, and you can Google Dr. Now diet meal plan, and I bet you get a ton of ideas. I'm guessing that a pound of bacon on top of that salad, with a ton of dressing, and a lot of cheese on top is going to make Dr. Now go full enraged Gerbil on her fat ass. Month 1-604 Month 3-590, down 14 lbs, not 80. I'm surprised she didn't gain with her idea of a salad. 2 2 Link to comment
ams1001 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 I was supposed to lose 80. *lost 14* I did okay. NO 6 8 Link to comment
Hellga April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 590. OK, she lost 14 pounds - more than the 8 I gave her, but way short of her goal! 1 1 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 14 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said: Does your gut hang low....does it wobby to & fro….can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental solider....does your gut hang low. 🤣 1 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, Twopper said: My worst class ever was Organic chemistry; the prof was from India and kept mentioning "waif links" and all I could picture was a line of orphans holding hands. My Calculus teacher was from Egypt. He may have been from the Klingon homeworld. Would have made just as much sense. 5 2 Link to comment
7EasyPayments April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 14 pounds, you only have to live to 175 years old to be a normal weight. U GO GUURLLL !!! 11 1 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Wait, she’s blaming TIME??? That’s a new one 😂 5 1 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Time went by fast. She lives on Mercury, not Earth. 12 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) So she's blaming diet soda on not loosing weight? Another, "it's water weight" person. She didn't even read the diet? What a jerk. Does the village idiot mother ever close that mouth of hers? If mom lost any weight, it was from her last two brain cells dissolving, and running out of her ears. Edited April 2, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama 7 1 Link to comment
libgirl2 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, 88Keys said: I know everyone's going to slam her, but a salad with a little bacon and cheese would be a lot better than what she has been eating. Emphasis on a LITTLE bacon. The problem is it's never a little. 1 6 Link to comment
umgoblue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Well y'all she is worried, but she didn't say she wasn't sure how he would take it. Baby steps...no BINGO for you, thank goodness! Link to comment
Hellga April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Another one tries to convince Dr. Now it's just water weight. As if! 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "There's nothing on it that I like" Nothing? Not one vegetable, not any of the proteins, not iced tea, nothing? This girl has zero imagination. 4 3 Link to comment
Splashes April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 She lost 14 pounds. So shes still eating around 5200kcal/day. 1 Link to comment
Kid April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Her problem is diet soda and sodium!!!! 😂😂😂 3 3 Link to comment
libgirl2 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, Suzywriter said: "There's nothing on it that I like" Nothing? Not one vegetable, not any of the proteins, not iced tea, nothing? This girl has zero imagination. I could live on salmon! 8 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said: My Calculus teacher was from Egypt. He may have been from the Klingon homeworld. Would have made just as much sense. You're killing me!! 1 Link to comment
Concerned April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Not eating out or drinking in bars has helped me maintain my weight. Plus going to the supermarket around here is like going over the top in World War 1. 3 5 Link to comment
Chicklet April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 (edited) I'm guessing Mom's diabetes is wildly out of control also. And oops I forgot to do my plank challenge today :(. Edited April 2, 2020 by Chicklet 7 Link to comment
novhappy April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 I wonder if they’re instructed to call it “weight loss surgery”. It makes it sound like they will actually lose weight from the surgery. As opposed to changing their behavior to lose weight. The surgery just enables them to change their behavior. But, as we all know , most of them act like the surgery is going to magically change their life. 3 1 Link to comment
sagittarius sue April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, Twopper said: My worst class ever was Organic chemistry; the prof was from India and kept mentioning "waif links" and all I could picture was a line of orphans holding hands. My worst one was a computer programming class I took my senior year, taught by a math prof. I suddenly found myself confronted with trigonometry which I had last encountered four years earlier. I had to drop it. Link to comment
MsVixen April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, FormeryHeavyJ said: My Calculus teacher was from Egypt. He may have been from the Klingon homeworld. Would have made just as much sense. My Calculus teacher was from Germany and still had a strong accent. However, I aced his class (I was a math major). Now, don't ask me about Basic Accounting.... 2 2 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 1 minute ago, materialgirl101 said: Mom looks confused ... AGAIN I'm having flashbacks to tangent, secant, cosecant, anti logarithms..... 6 Link to comment
libgirl2 April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Illinois isn't Siberia! I live out here! 7 3 Link to comment
Callaphera April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "We don't belong to a gym because it's really cold so we can't walk outside." I... what?! 13 3 Link to comment
Twopper April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, DEG9 said: lots of tutes online. Fabric, and elastic are the main things. or a hankie and 2 pony tail elastic thingies plus a safety pin 6 minutes ago, Callaphera said: 11 minutes ago, Otter said: I'm a virgin! Takes some getting use to for sure! *grabs the Crisco* ...what? It's the perfect show for it. Who is a virgin? I seemed to have missed something. I am not watching at the moment but I did catch a few secs of the office visit. Is mom supposed to be on the diet,too? And dammit, I missed the answer to"where y'all from?" 2 1 Link to comment
FormeryHeavyJ April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, MsVixen said: My Calculus teacher was from Germany and still had a strong accent. However, I aced his class (I was a math major). Now, don't ask me about Basic Accounting.... CPA & CMA here!!! 32 years experience!!!! 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said: The problem is it's never a little. Even a lot of bacon and salad beats those multiple plates of piles of...what was that stuff on her opening shoveling montage? 1 1 Link to comment
Splashes April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 All these people eat salads but dont seem to understand salad isnt really any healthier than other food especially when you cover it in dressing and bacon. 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "Sometimes I'll eat twice a day". Yeah, from 9 AM to noon, and from 2 PM till 8 PM. Its too cold in Illinois to walk outdoors? Its not the Arctic tundra! Sheesh. 8 9 Link to comment
Kid April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 She’s got an excuse for everything. I guess she figures if she reads it and doesn’t do the exercises she’ll still lose weight because she read it. 5 Link to comment
Otter April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 I haven't been so in the weeds since the old Court TV boards about Laci. I've lost my mojo. I had a Boar's Head liverwurst sammie for dinner, with bacon and sauteed onions on rye with a schmear of Dijon, I weigh 100 pounds! 😄 No chips. 2 6 Link to comment
Hellga April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Wow, reading the exercise plan instead of doing any - that's a novel approach! 4 1 Link to comment
88Keys April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 Just now, libgirl2 said: Illinois isn't Siberia! I live out here! This most recent Winter was warmer than usual, too. She has no excuse. 1 5 Link to comment
mmecorday April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 "It's really cold in Illinois so we can't go outside." In the winter, yeah, but it's not like the whole state pissed of Elsa one two many times and is in a deep freeze year round. 3 2 Link to comment
dreadfulLeigh April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 All mom needs to do is NOT sabotage her. It’s on her! There’s no magic event that’s going to change things for her. 🙄 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly April 2, 2020 Share April 2, 2020 And of course she throws her long suffering mother under the bus. 3 Link to comment
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