S04.E04: Baby Be Mine

[Christina]

I've reworded this a few times, because I think it was much bitchier than I intended, so I deleted everything but this...

We are not hypocrites for calling Geoffrey out on his past, a past he mentions on the show involves him being a drug dealer and being in prison. There is nothing hypocritical about it. 

His behaviors toward to Varya are concerning to many of us, too. He mentioned his son's death and his anger on the show, but I don't remember him mentioning domestic violence, because I tend to skip his parts. 

[Dobian]

Darcey and Stacey have so many fillers, if you did a tissue sample it would show that they are now 64% synthetic.

So David is the new Caesar.  He's the Dick Sargent to Caesar's Dick York.

Yep, Ed's being scammed.  But I actually like Ed.  He acknowledges he is being scammed.

Stephanie is the latest 15 minutes of fame entry to the show.  I don't believe her story for a minute.  She could get any date she wants, male or female.  But the pink haired lesbian in Australia is her ticket to TLC.

 

[My Girls]

4 hours ago, RealReality said:

He reallllly seems like a silicone dolls guy.  I can already envision him on one of those documentaries.....dressing up the doll....giving it a name.....putting it in a room with "sister dolls".....cheating on the doll with another doll.....giving the dolls "personalities"

I mean, he has given Lana a personality based mostly on emojis...so he has a good imagination. 

@RealReality You rock!!  Best. Comment. Ever.

[Kyanight]

3 minutes ago, Dobian said:

Yep, Ed's being scammed.  But I actually like Ed.  He acknowledges he is being scammed.

So what is he out so far?  Oh yes... $3.50 for a pair of pajamas.

[Mrs. Hanson]

12 minutes ago, Kyanight said:

So what is he out so far?  Oh yes... $3.50 for a pair of pajamas.

Plus the few thousand he sent her, either in cash or goods.

[Kyanight]

3 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Plus the few thousand he sent her, either in cash or goods.

OOOOOOohhhhhhh! 

That's right - did he send her sister money to save her store??  Last night was the first episode I've ever watched - and then the hilariously funny Pillow Talk afterwards!

[ChiMama]

On 3/14/2020 at 12:09 AM, Takitaki said:

Why didn't Ed shower after his flight, just went straight to bed? Damn.

Wearing the same clothes (ew!), though he did remove his leggings . . .

[Baltimore Betty]

While I am home from work I thought I would clean up my home office, (just something to balance out the binge watching) and found the business card from the sales manager of the car dealership where I bought my current Mini...his last name is Usman.  Is Lisa of York's Nigerian Baby Love's last name Usman or is that really his first name? 

[Spike]

Usman Umar.  One of his roommates is an Usman as well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

16 hours ago, Kangatush said:

Again, NOT the Outback

If you have dinner at Outback Steak House, you’re more in the Outback than Rainbow Brite is.

[12momine]

7 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Varya's apartment style is Prison Distressed....

Her apartment in New York would go for a pretty ruble.

[RealReality]

2 hours ago, Chloe Dog said:

@RealReality You rock!!  Best. Comment. Ever.

Awww shucks 🤗

[HunterHunted]

9 hours ago, AZChristian said:

David . . . meet Yolanda.

Yolanda . . . meet David.

You both live in Las Vegas, and have SO MUCH in common. 

• You're both "in love" with fictional people in another country.
• You're willing to spend all the money to fly "where they are" so that your love story can move to the next level, even though there's no guarantee that ANYONE will be waiting for you.
• You are delusional about how much a much younger, hot person is attracted to you.
• You have never video-chatted (with sound AND picture) with the object of your affection.

You folks need to move into that nice RV David wants to buy and move on.

She sells junk on Ebay as a side hustle and he has a garage filled with it. Match made!

7 hours ago, iwasish said:

Do you think Stacy has the same issues? 

7 hours ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Yes, but, I sense that Stacy is even alarmed by Darcey, at this point. 

 

Stacey absolutely has the same issues, but not to the severity of Darcey. Stacey and Darcey both have the same horrendous plastic enhancements, Stacey has a much younger "attractive" romantic partner in Florian yet she doesn't speak a lick of his language, and Stacey's and Darcey's ex-husbands filed for divorce simultaneously. Everyone senses that Stacey is the dominant twin so she, perhaps, isn't quite as much of a needy mess as Darcey, but Stacey is absolutely a needy mess. Darcey is just more of a mess.

Edited March 17, 2020 by HunterHunted

[endure]

On 3/12/2020 at 6:56 AM, DEL901 said:

Ugh!  I feel your pain second-hand!!

Anyone know how I can see these early looks in Canada?  It tried the website, but the show wasn't viewable up here.  Thx!!

I'm in  Canada and get it On Demand, I'm with Shaw Blue-Curve (BC)

[endure]

On 3/12/2020 at 6:22 AM, EastCoast4Life said:

Watching Babygirl Lisa bask in the afterglow with Usman was... something that I can never un-see. She had to show him how to do oral sex ya'll. I'm dead.  

So gross and then she had to tell the world all about it too.... she really does think she's something lol.

[endure]

I don't doubt Ed was hot and overheated in Manila but his wet sweat patterns on his shirt just didn't look real.....I think I could make out a wet handprint on his back.

Geoffrey has the worst tattoos ever!

[jaybird2]

23 hours ago, Spike said:

Does David dye his hair?  

Is it real?  I thought it looks like a bad 'rug'

[Auntie Anxiety]

7 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Usman has seen some shit. He has that haunted face you see in war documentaries. 

I was thinking the same thing. This is the face of a guy who is suffering from an intense case of PTSD.

[RealReality]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was thinking the same thing. This is the face of a guy who is suffering from an intense case of PTSD.

That is exactly what I was thinking when I saw that pic.  He almost looks traumatized.  

[magemaud]

4 hours ago, Kyanight said:

That's right - did he send her sister money to save her store??  Last night was the first episode I've ever watched - and then the hilariously funny Pillow Talk afterwards!

No, he told her they could discuss it when he got there, then he admitted in his TH that her request made him suspicious especially since she had asked him not to tell Rose. 

Edited March 17, 2020 by magemaud

[magemaud]

David’s shirt is UUGE! And he has blotchy “old man skin” which clashes with the raven black hair.  

[RealReality]

10 minutes ago, magemaud said:

David’s shirt is UUGE! And he has blotchy “old man skin” which clashes with the raven black hair.  

LOL, his hair looks photoshopped on.  

[Kyanight]

3 minutes ago, RealReality said:

LOL, his hair looks photoshopped on.  

Or a bad fitting wig!

[Auntie Anxiety]

26 minutes ago, RealReality said:

LOL, his hair looks photoshopped on.  

Are we sure he isn’t just wearing a hat?

[magemaud]

David's hair reminds me of those old "Wooly Willy" drawing games where you use a magnet on black metal shavings to add hair to a bald cartoon head

I keep getting pop ups for a company called Top Geek selling 3 oz. of hand sanitizer for $ 10! Reprehensible price gouging! 

[iwasish]

10 hours ago, AussieBabe said:

It’s something he can’t ever forget. This looks like the face of regret and wondering if the things he did are worth the green card.

“I can’t believe I ate the whole thing”

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, magemaud said:

David’s shirt is UUGE! And he has blotchy “old man skin” which clashes with the raven black hair.  

He spends up to 4 hours a day a few days a week inside his house chatting on line with her. Occasionally he takes his iPad outside to chat. He says it feels  like she’s really there with him while he sits in the park or does errands. 

 

[RealReality]

40 minutes ago, magemaud said:

David's hair reminds me of those old "Wooly Willy" drawing games where you use a magnet on black metal shavings to add hair to a bald cartoon head

I keep getting pop ups for a company called Top Geek selling 3 oz. of hand sanitizer for $ 10! Reprehensible price gouging! 

Me too.  That ad looks scammy as hell, I bet whatever you order will just be $10 scented tap water.  Or just basic lube with a couple drops of alcohol. 

Just hand wash with soap and water.  Now that so many cities are basically on lock down it shouldn't be too hard.   

[Auntie Anxiety]

16 minutes ago, iwasish said:

He spends up to 4 hours a day a few days a week inside his house chatting on line with her. Occasionally he takes his iPad outside to chat. He says it feels  like she’s really there with him while he sits in the park or does errands. 

He could have saved money if he bought the bundle: chat room, blow up doll, black shag rug cartoon-ready toupee.

[Texasmom1970]

Poor Usman; after sex with Lisa I bet he is thinking America is not worth what he has to do with her!

Aint noway Lisa has to worry about getting pregnant. If she has any eggs left they are powdered by now!

[mamadrama]

7 hours ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Plus the few thousand he sent her, either in cash or goods.

But-but-but if she'd been in the US with him then he'd have spent that money on her anyway on dates! (As theorized by David who, granted, is in love with a computer.)

[Temperance]

11 hours ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s the pool area at Foxwoods Casino in CT. I’ve been there numerous times to pour money into the slot machines.🎰 Trust me, a person who is well-versed in reality would not be mistaking it for Monte Carlo or St. Tropez. Maybe if you squint your eyes and disregard the large percentage of elderly people in wheelchairs and scooters dragging an oxygen tank behind them.......

My aunt said the same thing about Vegas. She thought there would glamourous people, but it mostly older and heavier people when she went.

As for David, he's clearly an awkward guy who has trouble reading people.  Most guys I would assume it was just he wanted to have sex, but he seems like it might be real challenge for him to tell if a woman is interested unless she's direct about it.  

[renatae]

14 hours ago, Kysmet said:

OMG, you said ICQ lol, I used to be a gamer and that was the first messenger we used in game lol

That brought up some distant memories of old chats on ICQ and IRC with colored text and artful use of symbols to create "images." Blast from the past!

[Mu Shu]

15 hours ago, Kyanight said:

I don't think I like her, either.  I have never been to Tennessee, but I hardly think you could call Knoxville a "village"!  What IS the definition of a "village", anyway?  lol

She’s from Siberia, isn’t she? Not exactly cosmopolitan. Just the mild climate in TN is an upgrade. She’s a hick with an awful dye job. 

Knoxville. Population about 175k. Affordable living. Access to plenty of outdoor recreation. Not too far from the overpopulated, overpriced, and sometimes dirty cities to the northeast. So there are a lot of people in Moscow who seem unhappy. Why would you want to be around miserable people, and many of them? Just another bigoted, ignorant hick from Europe. And no I don’t like him either.
 

[Gobi]

I blame myself. I was warned, God knows I was warned not to watch the opening segment with Lisa and Usman. Yet, I knowingly stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back. Getting the corona virus would have been preferable.

[Toodleoo]

David needs to just go the Lars and the Real Girl route. It would give his townspeople something to do in this bizarro world.

[talktoomuch]

7 hours ago, Kyanight said:

8 hours ago, RealReality said:

LOL, his hair looks photoshopped on.  

Or a bad fitting wig!

Maybe Taylor from MAFS is his wigologist.

[blubld43]

16 hours ago, InternetToughGuy said:

Watching one of Stephanie's videos will certainly roll back your IQ like an odometer

When her first segment featured her "singing", that said all I need to know.  She's not good.  At all. I'm already sick of both of them.

[Zevious Zoquis]

David is not an attractive dude.  No style, sorta sloppy, pasty and soft, totally bland features...he definitely has the real doll vibe.

[DiamondGirl]

18 hours ago, magemaud said:

What's Usman thinking? Let's have a "thought bubble" contest. 

“I could never leave my beloved Nigeria anyway.”

[Boston]

What is up with going to Nigeria to find a boyfriend?.. I live in the USA and I've been here, done, that and (for god's sake) spit them all out.. YOU CAN FIND MEN IN THE USA.. i'm here to tell you!

I may have done BIG ED a disservice, yes, I make fun and snark about him, but I get the feeling now that he IS that gullible.. I like him.

[Zevious Zoquis]

Actually, David would make a perfect Squidward to Big Ed's Spongebob!  🤣

[Boston]

I finally found out David's story.. another invisible girl.. WHAT ARE THESE GUYS THINKING??? That a photoshopped chick who doesn't exist wants them.. PUUULLEEASE.  Today is my first love's (we are still friends) birthday.  God, I hate to love 90 day fiancée.....I need help..lol

[AussieBabe]

Does he blink? 

[Kyanight]

45 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Does he blink? 

::::::RIBBIT::::::     :::::::RIBBIT::::::

 

But on the plus side..... you could have summer BBQ's and not having to worry about flies bothering you.

Edited March 17, 2020 by Kyanight

[blubld43]

17 minutes ago, AussieBabe said:

Does he blink? 

Seriously, does he maybe have Graves disease?  That perpetually startled look is so odd!

[Starlight925]

35 minutes ago, Boston said:

What is up with going to Nigeria to find a boyfriend?.. I live in the USA and I've been here, done, that and (for god's sake) spit them all out.. YOU CAN FIND MEN IN THE USA.. i'm here to tell you!

It could be that there are so many Nigerian men who find women like willing Lisa or Angela as perfect targets to gain access and get money.  

All they have to do is say a few "Babylove's" (ugh!), and text a few heart emojis, and these women swoon while packing up all their cash into an empty cereal box and mailing it.

As a divorced woman over 50 who has done my share of online dating, I cannot tell you the amount of scammers are out there.  Foreigners who assume that divorced, over 50, but has a job = lonely, looking for one last "twooo love".  

As soon as Angela/Lisa respond, they know they caught a live one.

My response when they contact me on Match?  "Hi, thank you so much for writing!  Do you want my bank account #, or will my social security # suffice?"  That usually shuts 'em down right then & there.

Also, think about it:  The David's & the Ed's who should be going for the Angela's and Lisa's think they should get hot Russian/Phillippine girls.  They know those types of girls are way out of their league, which is why they seek them online.

Edited March 17, 2020 by Sterling

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Sterling said:

It could be that there are so many Nigerian men who find women like willing Lisa or Angela as perfect targets to gain access and get money.  

All they have to do is say a few "Babylove's" (ugh!), and text a few heart emojis, and these women swoon while packing up all their cash into an empty cereal box and mailing it.

As a divorced woman over 50 who has done my share of online dating, I cannot tell you the amount of scammers are out there.  Foreigners who assume that divorced, over 50, but has a job = lonely, looking for one last "twooo love".  

As soon as Angela/Lisa respond, they know they caught a live one.

My response when they contact me on Match?  "Hi, thank you so much for writing!  Do you want my bank account #, or will my social security # suffice?"  That usually shuts 'em down right then & there.

You are my best friend now.. I am in my 50s (shocking to me) and I have stories that will curl your hair about online dating (and this was when I was like 40).. every guy LIED.. one time I had to go in the bathroom and call my girlfriend to come and get me.. the guy was THAT obnoxious.  I'm laughing thinking about it now.  but I still wouldn't go out of the US to find someone.. they can find me

[Boston]

2 minutes ago, Boston said:

You are my best friend now.. I am in my 50s (shocking to me) and I have stories that will curl your hair about online dating (and this was when I was like 40).. every guy LIED.. one time I had to go in the bathroom and call my girlfriend to come and get me.. the guy was THAT obnoxious.  I'm laughing thinking about it now.  but I still wouldn't go out of the US to find someone.. they can find me

and you are on MATCH?  How is that working?  really, I want to know.. I just ended an 8 yr relationship that pushed me over the edge.. guess cause I am told i'm old, but I don't feel it

[sasha206]

11 minutes ago, Boston said:

and you are on MATCH?  How is that working?  really, I want to know.. I just ended an 8 yr relationship that pushed me over the edge.. guess cause I am told i'm old, but I don't feel it

I'm 52.  Reconnected with my high school crush a year after my late husband passed away; he was going through a divorce.  We broke up once for about 4 months (he was going through depression over his new normal w/his kids and I was going through some bereavement stuff with my daughter). Anyway, in between dating he went on Match and said his dates were ridiculous!  Women wanting to have him be a daddy figure to their kids before even meeting them.  My girlfriend (40) had some wild stories too!  I stayed off online dating and just dated the organic way -- met a guy a I played hockey with and dated him in between my high school crush!