S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[ams1001]

She lost the papers he gave her? The ones with the diet on them..?

Edited February 27, 2020 by ams1001

[chickenella]

Potatoes and corn? Oh honey, no! 

Call dr Now and ask for another copy of the diet!

[ShoePrincess]

3 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Did you bring enough to share with the class? (Please say yes, please say yes.)

I do have leftovers and plenty of wine. I'm in southern Indiana if you want to come over and snark with me.

 

[DC Gal in VA]

Ooooh, *****jumps up and down, claps hands***** Dr. Now said "Mudder!" Forgive my childish glee, but it's been a while.

WTF, the aid is making her a big old plate of potatoes and corn and breaded chicken cutlets!?

[poeticlicensed]

She doesn't know how to cut food with a knife? She eats like a 3 year old

 

[MsVixen]

Just now, sagittarius sue said:

Potatoes and corn are not on the diet!

And I bet she had some meat that we didn't see....

[Armchair Critic]

How conveeeeenient that she "lost" the diet paper

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

They know me at my Michaels by name and phone number. I had to stop going for awhile when they started talking to me like we had known each other for years. I got craft-shamed.

I'm back on the horse, though. *huffs another ball of yawn and gnaws on a crayon*

So do purple crayons taste like grapes or what?

[Granny58]

"I'm gonna be like..."

 

 

 

[Guest]

Just now, Gbb said:

SHE LOST THE FUCKING DIET AND WONT ASK FOR A COPY??? 

Or ... GOOGLED IT!

https://imgur.com/gallery/DNgtE2m

Literally, type in "Dr Now diet" and there are 1000 images of it!

[Callaphera]

"It's just so hard."

That's pretty much the free space on the BINGO card, it comes up so often. 

[DC Gal in VA]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

She lost the papers he gave her? The ones with the diet on them..?

Seriously. How big is that pile of steaming bullshit?

[Callaphera]

Just now, Chicklet said:

So do purple crayons taste like grapes or what?

It's the Devil's fruit crayon. 

[babyhouseman]

If you know the Young and the Restless, Cricket is driving the tour bus for Danny Romalotti. Rock on. 

[Roxie]

How does she manage to eat so much with such a small mouth?

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Callaphera said:

"It's just so hard."

That's pretty much the free space on the BINGO card, it comes up so often. 

And in pain. And have stress. Yadda Yadda

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I think this girl needs a personality transplant with the weight loss surgery because there is nothing there.

Right? I can't even muster up the wherewithal to hate her. She's just pathetic and boring. 

3 minutes ago, Gbb said:

SHE LOST THE FUCKING DIET AND WONT ASK FOR A COPY??? 

She "lost" it like she used to "lose" her homework, no doubt. 

[7EasyPayments]

The Whitley commercials are the worst part of the episode. 🤣😔😈

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

I do have leftovers and plenty of wine. I'm in southern Indiana if you want to come over and snark with me.

 

I'm in British Columbia - we can meet halfway but I already decided that my bra is staying off for the night sooo...

[Kid]

4 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I think this girl needs a personality transplant with the weight loss surgery because there is nothing there.

Those eyes are vacant, aren’t they??!!

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Roxie said:

How does she manage to eat so much with such a small mouth?

You just keep stuffing it in.

[sainte-chapelle]

I wanted to grab the puppy and run

[Carboncat]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to be thinner. She most emphatically does not want to give up the pizza and burritos. Her stricken look when Dr. Now told her to lose 80 pounds tells the tale. 

It sounded like losing weight is her mom's idea.  She has always been fat, from looking at her photos. 

[hoosiermom]

3 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

I do have leftovers and plenty of wine. I'm in southern Indiana if you want to come over and snark with me.

 

Where in southern Indiana? Me too!

[ams1001]

16 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm in SERIOUS Pain, the first thing I think of is going through 4 drive-throughs and filling the car with fat and carbs. 

I feel sorry for the next person to rent that van. After one round trip it probably smells like my brother's car after a year of working at McDonald's.

[Gbb]

5 minutes ago, ShortyMac said:

More ammonia/bleached-out pants. Ughhhhhhhhhh. 

Right in the crotch

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

Or ... GOOGLED IT!

https://imgur.com/gallery/DNgtE2m

Literally, type in "Dr Now diet" and there are 1000 images of it!

It's the SAME THING EVERY DAY EVERY MEAL. 

*sigh*

[LizzyB]

9 minutes ago, suev33 3 said:

I want to make an appt to see Dr Now just to hear him say, How y'all doin?   Then ill tell him, sorry, i just wanted to hear you say that to me 😁😆

Ha ha!  We use it as our regular greeting around my house.  Not sure my kids even know what it comes from, now that I think of it...

[Snarkastikate]

There's absolutely nothing attractive about her at all, yet I'd pick her over Whitney Thore in a heartbeat.   

[DEG9]

I'm betting those papers "accidentally" got incorporated into the pizza box that was thrown out on the way home.

[Splashes]

Good evening pounders! Sorry Im late, how is this one doing so fae?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

This one is scared of everything.  I would love to hide in her closet and jump out at night.  

[Hellga]

Wow.  She 'lost' her diet papers and tried to eyeball it?  Why do I not believe that she tried all that hard?  She didn't even want it in the first place, she only went along because her Mom made her.  She is 22 with a mental age of 6.

[Pepper Mostly]

She's scared to call. She's scare to lose weight. She's scared of everything.

 

[Callaphera]

2 munts later

"...the dog ate my homework."

[Hana Chan]

Ok, I'm going to speak as someone who's gone though the process of getting this surgery...

THIS SHIT DON'T WORK UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO WORK! You can't half-ass it and expect magical results. You either follow the doctor's instructions or you don't.

And how fucking weak do you have to be to ask for a copy of the diet to be sent to you? You don't even have to speak with the doctor - the PA can send it to you. I just can't...

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[ShoePrincess]

She's scared. Why am I not surprised.

I have a question about these giant blobs and their eating habits. Do you ever see anything on their paper plates. wrappers, bags, or boxes that looks like it might have at least a small amount of fiber? How do they manage to push all that junk out the opposite end? I'm serious. How are they not blocked most of the time?

I'm now preparing to hop on the bus to hell. I just have to prepare my panties.

And please excuse any typos. Dear Prudence, oue snowshoe Siamese, is helping me snark.

 

[Armchair Critic]

She has no intention of following Dr Now's program

[umgoblue]

Was the 'sir' going to lessen his smackdown?  My friend Seana wants to know.

[Chicklet]

I think she accidently ate the papers.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Holy crap this one is just stupid.  There is no other explanation.  She is dumber than dumb.

[Splashes]

She really doesnt look that heavy honestly.

[peaceknit]

Her fingernails are bitten to the quick.

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, 7EasyPayments said:

The Whitley commercials are the worst part of the episode. 🤣😔😈

I'm going to disagree - Jazz, and/or the 7 wives for 1 guy commercial win.

[sainte-chapelle]

Does mom think she is on 90 day fiancée with the cold shoulder tops?

[Caoimhe]

7 minutes ago, MelissaMinion said:

She LOST the diet?????

She “accidentally” put it in the trash on her way out.  I see zero success here, she just doesn’t want to limit her eating.  Magic surgery please!

[ShoePrincess]

3 minutes ago, hoosiermom said:

Where in southern Indiana? Me too!

Newburgh

[MsVixen]

Just now, Hana Chan said:

Ok, I'm going to speak as someone who's gone though the process of getting this surgery...

THIS SHIT DON'T WORK UNLESS YOU WANT IT TO WORK! You can't half-ass it and expect magical results. You either follow the doctor's instructions or you don't.

And how fucking weak do you have to be to ask for a copy of the diet to be sent to you? You don't even have to speak with the doctor - the PA can send it to you. I just can't...

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

PREACH, GIRLFRIEND!!!!  A to the MEN!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

I love how these idiots always say they're "trying". Which means, they're sitting on the couch feeling sorry for themselves, trying to wish their blubber away.

[Deevee45]

My dog ate my diet!