Stassi Schroeder: Don't Fuck With Her Birthday

[FozzyBear]

Where did Stassi go to college. I'm pretty sure she did and that she graduated because in S1 she mentioned going to grad school so her parents would support her again. Did she move to LA for college? Maybe USC?

[fliptopbox]

Where did Stassi go to college. I'm pretty sure she did and that she graduated because in S1 she mentioned going to grad school so her parents would support her again. Did she move to LA for college? Maybe USC?

According to Wikipedia, Stassi went to Loyola Marymount University in LA. Which surprised me since I thought at first they meant the Loyola University that's in her hometown of New Orleans. I guess that's a popular university name maybe?

 

Scheana has Stassi pegged perfectly. She no longer works at SUR so there's no good reason for her to always be hanging around there like some sad barfly near constantly while her friends are on shift...all the while still butting into everyone else's personal lives and talking shit constantly. She has become the female Jax...minus the whore factor. And then that comment about only wanting to boss around cool people....WTF? Stassi once you're out of college (or high school, really) there are no more "cool" people. That clique shit is over. I mean there are still people you will think are cool, but not in that stereotypical high school way that she's meaning. The real world isn't "cool people vs losers"....it's just full of people. Even in LA. She needs to get over her Mean Girls mentality. It's like she took the Regina George character and molded her personality after it. I feel like Stassi is trying to somehow victimize her friends now as some displaced revenge for the way she was treated like a loser in high school.....which is pretty lame and loser-ish to me.

Edited December 17, 2014 by fliptopbox

[Ubiquitous]

She said in the first ep this season the ghost bf got a job in LA.  And she said didn't do anything in NY except watch Food Network & walk around a bit.  She said it was so cold she rarely went out.  Sounds like she didn't have much of a life in NY & people shunned her cuz of it.  And she's sittin' back & judging these chucklefucks?  Oy.

I thought she said he was transferred to LA.

[FozzyBear]

Ehh, I had a different read on Stassi in NYC. She talks like she was happy enough there. I'm not saying she was lighting the city on fire or anything, but she wasn't there that long. Getting to know people can take time. It sounded like the transfer back to LA wasn't her idea and she was less than pleased about it. As for her complaining about the weather, it was literally the coldest winter in almost 100 years. I'm not saying Stassi was making a huge effort or was a great success, but I got the feeling she would have stayed there if Patrick had wanted to. Speaking of which, where the hell did Parick even come from? She had been sleeping with Jax and the other bartender 5 minutes before hand. When did she have time to meet and move in with Patrick? These people can't be single for shit.

[goofygirl]

Way to cut off your nose to spite your face, dumbass.  Kiss your Bravo $$ buh-bye.

[psychoticstate]

Wow, StASSi is so irrelevant, she doesn't even have a thread title.  He he he.

[fliptopbox]

Well after 2 (or was it 3) Stassi-less episodes she makes her return to snark on Scheana's wedding next week with her ever present sycophant Kristina. Fun times. I hate girls like Stassi. She needs to always feel like she's "the boss" and acts like she's this super big deal and she's so much more mature than "all those losers" who still work at SUR. But what exactly do you do that is more mature? Those chunky statement necklaces she tried showing off a few weeks back aren't making her millions. Sitting around with a bottle (or 3) of wine trashing someone else's wedding (who she claims to hate and thinks is beneath her) isn't exactly mature, even if she is wearing the finest in Chico's summer collection. I think she's got a case of the jellus haterzz goin on here. I really hope if there is a season 4 they cut Stassi out completely, considering it's been well proven the show can survive perfectly well and be a huge drama clusterfuck without her involvement. Next season I want Kristen to amp up the crazy over FI....wigs, binoculars, stakeouts, a pet kidnapping.. The whole 9 yards of psycho stalking. Take it up a few notches. Maybe a restraining order?

[Bossa Nova]

Those chunky statement necklaces she wears and sells are way too old and dated.

 

All she needs is a caftan and she'll look like Maude.

Edited February 10, 2015 by Bossa Nova

[goofygirl]

Way to go out on top dingleberry!  Hope you make tens of dollars making those big old UGLY necklaces!  Hope to NEVER see you anywhere on television EVER AGAIN!!

[Lola16]

I saw an interview with Carly Rae Jesseps (or whatever her name is) of Call Me Maybe fame and her face reminded me of Stassi.  And a bit of her attitude as well.

[The Mighty Peanut]

[OnceSane]

Oh Stassi, that has never been the problem.

[Sun-Bun]

Nope. The problem is that she thinks she's *much* hotter, smarter and more charming than she actually is. Which would seem somewhat pathetic if she wasn't so sadly deluded and high on the sickening stench of her own ass fumes.

But maybe she's finally getting wind of the fact that she's not all that, at least based upon the fact that she's universally loathed by her former television show/bosses/ex'es and that all she has going for herself is her desperate grip on some creepy bastard who won't even publicly acknowledge on his own her existence in his life.

[Ubiquitous]

Nope. The problem is that she thinks she's *much* hotter, smarter and more charming than she actually is. Which would seem somewhat pathetic if she wasn't so sadly deluded and high on the sickening stench of her own ass fumes.

But maybe she's finally getting wind of the fact that she's not all that, at least based upon the fact that she's universally loathed by her former television show/bosses/ex'es and that all she has going for herself is her desperate grip on some creepy bastard who won't even publicly acknowledge on his own her existence in his life.

What do we know aboput him? He has a sleazy show on satelite radio, right?

[WonderWuman73]

'Vanderpump Rules'
Stassi Outs Her Own Sex Tape
On Reunion Show

http://www.tmz.com/2...n-reunion-show/

[SheikTheKangaroo]

Hilarious!! The only person in StASSi's s*x tape is........ Stassi. But of course.

[Chrissytd]

http://www.realitytea.com/2015/09/09/stassi-schroeder-officially-single-coincidentally-moving-nyc-vanderpump-rules-season-4-wraps/

[OnceSane]

Stassi had a bit role in Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens.

[WhosThatGirl]

I've recently started listening to Stassi's podcast. And I've come to.. enjoy her? I don't know. I just like her thoughts on a lot of things. I can't explain it. 

[teapot]

7 hours ago, WhosThatGirl said:

I've recently started listening to Stassi's podcast. And I've come to.. enjoy her? I don't know. I just like her thoughts on a lot of things. I can't explain it. 

Agreed.  She's refreshingly normal

[Princess Sparkle]

I also like her podcast quite a bit. I do think she works really well as a podcast host, because she's funny, and she's good at keeping a conversation going with her guests. I have to say though, my least favorite guest of hers is her "comedian" friend Rachel (the one who's been on a couple episodes of VPR). Rachel isn't nearly as funny as she thinks she is. However, her friend Annabelle is hysterical, and I actually subscribed to her podcast after hearing her on Stassi's. 

[editorgrrl]

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2016/11/stassi-schroeder-headed-to-million-dollar-matchmaker/

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"Work your magic, girl! @pattistanger," Stassi tweeted last week.

"You are on my brain, working on it! Xo," Stanger responded.

[riffraff]

So I'm watching the 1st season and wondering who the hell made Stassi the "princess" of everything?  She is mean and evil. Hey girl, we can Google pictures of you from when you were a little mousy brown haired girl on that stupid travel show that I can't remember right now. 

[editorgrrl]

In a promo for tonight's Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Stassi if she'd brought the magnum of rosé from the "Summer House Rules" episode. Without missing a beat, she said she'd hidden it in the bathroom.

I took that as a snarky reference to Kim Richards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I like Stassi sometimes.

[katbirdy]

2 hours ago, editorgrrl said:

In a promo for tonight's Watch What Happens Live, Andy Cohen asked Stassi if she'd brought the magnum of rosé from the "Summer House Rules" episode. Without missing a beat, she said she'd hidden it in the bathroom.

I took that as a snarky reference to Kim Richards on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I like Stassi sometimes.

lol I didn't think of that! It could have been. 

OR, how the girls used to hide their stolen booze in Vanderpump's SUR restaurant's bathroom on their shifts. 

Either way, pretty damn funny. 

[Duke2801]

Hee. I mean "awwww."

 

Nope. Can't do it. HEE stands. 

 

http://people.com/tv/stassi-schroeder-dumped-anniversary-patrick-meagher/

[OnceSane]

2 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

Hee. I mean "awwww."

 

Nope. Can't do it. HEE stands. 

 

http://people.com/tv/stassi-schroeder-dumped-anniversary-patrick-meagher/

Bwahahahahahaha!

[Sun-Bun]

17 hours ago, OnceSane said:

Bwahahahahahaha!

Seriously. I'll NEVER get their ongoing excuse of a "relationship". If you make up and break up as much as those two have, obviously that's a pointless and toxic situation period. An ongoing drama addiction, I'm sure; I'm willing to bet she's the main instigator who can't handle his typical toolishness.

Just stay away from each other and move on---get on with your shallow lives alone!

[Drogo]

Oh, Stassi.  This is so not your birthday.

[Pachengala]

1 hour ago, Drogo said:

Oh, Stassi.  This is so not your birthday.

Uhhhh, who's that in the accompanying pic?

Jk jk. I'm happily surprised this one took off, so to speak, after the complete silence in response to her gross racist rant after the Oscars. Stassi's trash, she's always been trash, she'll always be trash, forever and ever amen. 

[OnceSane]

Stassi can go fuck herself.  In the ear.  

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 11/29/2017 at 1:33 PM, Drogo said:

Oh, Stassi.  This is so not your birthday.

She resembles Adrienne Maloof RHOBH in that photo. 

[AntAnn]

5 hours ago, hoodooznoodooz said:

 

On 11/29/2017 at 10:33 AM, Drogo said:

Oh, Stassi.  This is so not your birthday.

She resembles Adrienne Maloof RHOBH in that photo.

 

Wow! She really does.

[biakbiak]

In case any one wondered, Stassi continues to suck.

[Juliegirlj]

I have always enjoyed Stassi on this show, and find her entertaining as Hell! However, she seems to have lost a good portion of brain cells lately. Her podcasts used to be funny and interesting but the one I just listened to was horrible. Rambling, and boring, and Stassi was devoid of any personality at all. 

After seeing Patrick the douche bag and how he treats her, it is apparent that I far overestimated Stassi. 

[ExplainItAgain]

I have to wonder if Patrick finally agreed to be on camera this season just so he could dump Stassi on camera. He seems annoyed by her.

[Mindthinkr]

Stassi has a new man. Commercial casting agent Beau Clark. Information at Dailymail.co.uk 

[AntAnn]

2 hours ago, Mindthinkr said:

Stassi has a new man. Commercial casting agent Beau Clark. Information at Dailymail.co.uk 

I’ve never been a fan of hers, but I hated to see her treated so badly by that greasy man-bun idiot. Glad she moved on an seems happy.

[Fiero425]

On ‎2‎/‎16‎/‎2018 at 7:57 PM, AntAnn said:

I’ve never been a fan of hers, but I hated to see her treated so badly by that greasy man-bun idiot. Glad she moved on an seems happy.

...and how long will that last? This girl has had a charmed life, spoiled rotten by all concerned, but she's never really happy for very long! She has to screw it up by trying to teach someone a lesson or gets involved with someone else's drama! She's hopeless and I'll never come around to caring about her! ;-(

Edited February 22, 2018 by Fiero425

[editorgrrl]

http://people.com/tv/stassi-schroeder-new-boyfriend-beau-clark/

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The Vanderpump Rules star is dating Beau Clark, a commercial casting and advertising associate. Schroeder spent Valentine’s Day with Clark, who surprised her with a homicidal-themed date.

Stassi says they were introduced by Kristen and Katie.

[FozzyBear]

14 hours ago, editorgrrl said:

http://people.com/tv/stassi-schroeder-new-boyfriend-beau-clark/

Stassi says they were introduced by Kristen and Katie.

He’s cute! Much more my type then any of the other VPR guys.

[heatherchandler]

On 2/22/2018 at 9:47 AM, FozzyBear said:

He’s cute! Much more my type then any of the other VPR guys.

Wow I’m impressed!  He’s really cute!

[Juliegirlj]

The new boyfriend does not look like Stassi’s type at all ! He actually looks a bit rough and wrinkled in the pics I’ve seen ( in a normal dude kind of way ). 

[yourmomiseasy]

I've watched a few of her live stories on Instagram and he seems fun.

[Chalby]

On 12/16/2014 at 1:53 PM, methodwriter85 said:

Man, when Stassi tried to bag on Vail Bloom, I just thought to myself, "Vail has probably accomplished more in her life at this point than you ever will." Geez. What a nasty personality.

When I read your post, it finally made sense - the beautiful Stassi from the first show will never be seen again because her insecure, arrogant and bullying personality has pushed every semblance of beauty out of her outside appearance. Goodbye beautiful Stassi, hello plain, whiny Stassi.

[Rebecca]

She really is less attractive in all ways than she used to be.

[sadiebyuca]

On 1/8/2018 at 4:21 PM, ExplainItAgain said:

I have to wonder if Patrick finally agreed to be on camera this season just so he could dump Stassi on camera. He seems annoyed by her.

He seems just like Jax, but with a better job.  What's up with the solitary vacation?  Sure, dude.  

[yourmomiseasy]

Not just  solitary vacation, but a solitary vacation to Amsterdam.  I took one of those and almost ended up in the hospital and I'm way more respectable than anyone that is even VPR adjacent.

[glowbug]

http://www.realitytea.com/2018/04/20/jeremy-madix-reacts-accusations-creepy-hitting-stassi-schroeder/

Wow, Jeremy is every bit the douchebag the rumors suggest he is. He says he wouldn’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable but at the same time says he went up to Stassi as a joke knowing she would feel uncomfortable and the attention would be unwanted (why else would she be dismissive and short?). Also, this doesn’t address why, according to Katie, he was hitting on several of her bridesmaids and making them uncomfortable. He also says that he won’t apologize because he has nothing to apologize for while at the same time saying he doesn’t want to discount Stassi’s feelings and wouldn’t want to make someone feel uncomfortable. 

[yourmomiseasy]

On 2/27/2018 at 12:31 PM, yourmomiseasy said:

I've watched a few of her live stories on Instagram and he seems fun.

I take this back.  After 2 months of watching Stassi's stories off and on he seems super extra and like it would be exhausting to be around him.  Or maybe I'm just a PMSy grouch.

On 4/20/2018 at 12:03 PM, glowbug said:

http://www.realitytea.com/2018/04/20/jeremy-madix-reacts-accusations-creepy-hitting-stassi-schroeder/

Wow, Jeremy is every bit the douchebag the rumors suggest he is. He says he wouldn’t want anyone to feel uncomfortable but at the same time says he went up to Stassi as a joke knowing she would feel uncomfortable and the attention would be unwanted (why else would she be dismissive and short?). Also, this doesn’t address why, according to Katie, he was hitting on several of her bridesmaids and making them uncomfortable. He also says that he won’t apologize because he has nothing to apologize for while at the same time saying he doesn’t want to discount Stassi’s feelings and wouldn’t want to make someone feel uncomfortable. 

Not sure if it is referencing the podcast I listened to or not because I can't remember which one I listened to, but it probably is because I doubt Jeremy's on a lot of them.  It was the worst.  He seems super dumb and the way he talks is annoying and the hosts were falling all over him.