Bossa Nova

I don't either. That includes her man hands, bad extensions, her square jaw, her awful kids' names, now her lacklustre canyon house, and her walk. Yeah have you noticed that ? She's boring.

Ok Brittany is sorta sweet, down home Kentucky girl. But oh, that family, on either side . They are right out of central casting for the Hatfields and McCoys. Or the Darlings from Andy of Mayberry. All those brothers: Harry, Larry, and Barry with the deadpan drawls and vapid double digit IQ faces. Oh and her trashy mother with the non-stop Jesus on her mind. Lookin' trashy for the Lawd. Its Gawds weel. That makes me actually feel sorry for Jax. And the women on the wedding dress crawl. Too much estrogen in one place for me.

" The Princess of Arizona. " BWAH ! Perfect !

Megan, I am going to go all New Jersey on you: Whatever exit you live off of the Garden State Parkway, its still worse for me to get into the city (New York). 😊

Hoodooz, and all dog lovers here: please do go to Bravo.com and look at the recent Denise feature where she shows individual photos of her entire dog family and an endearing bio about each one. There were so many featured, I lost count of her numerous sweet canine (and kitty) family members. Whatever Denise's flaws, she really has a wonderful heart.

Yep. I saw the bible too. With little blue post-its sticking out of it, marking pages. Bible Bitsy. Still shrill after all these years. Less tolerant, still rigid, still narrow minded, still afraid of change, incurious about the world. Oh that high voice. Ugh.

Slight correction: ......her meltdowns over everything were legendary.

Agreed. That ring to Bryn must have sent Jason into stratospheric rage.

^^^^^ T H I S. Perfect summary of Lucy Dog Gate and this season's ridiculous theme.

BWAHHHHH !!! And an LOL !!! Worth repeating, well said, Alonzo ! Just what the heck on Barbara's outfit ? Even if she is "construction casual": the green crew neck mens polo shirt with horizontal stripes paired with high waisted jeans with the yellow thin belt. She is making RH of NJ look chique, designer, and subtle. Cheese Louise she looked awful.

I so agree ! Came to this board specifically to read/post about that Aaron. We got to hear him talk finally on this episode. I don't have a problem so much with his new age ideas (choosing Sept 8th as their wedding date because of the power of the number 8). But there was something creepy and non-charming about him. Sure it could just be its his first time on reality show TV and being uncomfortable on camera. But ..... Denise said to him, that before she met him she was a vegetarian and didn't drink (much). Now she does both. Plus it seemed like he kept saying the "eff" word alot (they had to keep bleeping it). The vulgarity was too much, too casual for the out to dinner scenario, and disrespectful to Denise. I also didn't like his bulk. The pumped up body - steroids ? Does this guy earn a decent living doing new age stuff ? Is he living off of Denise? I hope Denise hasn't made a mistake. She has three little girls, whom she just adores, to protect.

The hell is Katie from Vanderpump Rules wearing tonight? The outfit and hair look horrible. Thank you !! I thought the same thing actually about both Stassi and Katie. They are pretty girls , both in their early 30's , yet they dress so much older and out of date. Yes, aka Maude/Golden Girls, etc. And they both consider themselves fashion divas and write fashion blogs. Eyeroll. And Katie did look especially AWFUL.

Anybody else recognize Luke ? The Brit who was walking with Dorinda. Wasn't he on the not renewed Bravo series, "Ladies of London" (which I loved and really miss). He was British socialite Caroline Stanbury's, makeup artist/friend?

This in BOLD above. Is this dog thing going to be the ONLY plot thing for the entire season???!! WTF , Beverly Hills !! Before it was: - Magazine/tabloid gate the entire season - Munchausen gate the entire season - Edited to add: PANTY GATE FOR AN ENTIRE SEASON ! Is this the best they can do? I dont understand why this franchise needs to resort to some bland, uninteresting contrivance to pile on about the entire season. Like them or not, there's SEVEN, count 'em, now SEVEN castmembers that have sorta interesting lives, glamour, homes, to peer in on. I mean what is the problem here ?