Listen up, Cabbage Patch. You don't need to keep saying that Michael needs to choose between you and MeganMyQueen. He already has. Cut your losses. You married and had two children with a shitty human being who has lied and cheated on you and who will continue to do the same. Take care of your kids and let him be MeganMyQueen's problem.
Ha ha ha! Of course Michael is pissed off and upset over MeganMyQueen cheating on him with this Rock guy. Don't even think of bringing up the fact that Michael lied to you about being married and was cheating on his wife with you. Facts muddy the water! Honestly, Michael should be pissed that this Rock guy, who is supposedly a friend, was hitting up MeganMyQueen. On another note, clearly MeganMyQueen's shitty taste in men extends beyond Michael.
Am I supposed to feel sorry for Sasha? Because I don't. You were involved in a crime that left 2 people dead. I know Brittany mentioned she's been waiting 6 years for her final sentence to come down. Has Sasha been free that whole time? Because again. . . not sorry.
And Marcelino? Shut up. You're pissed because Brittany took an Uber home rather than drive after having a drink and that might possibly throw your schedule out of whack? Zip it.
Brittany mentioned that Marcelino comes home at 6 am? Does that mean he's at the casinos all night? Oh, hell no. I'm going to guess that he comes home and goes to bed, other than taking Gio to school, and that would mean that Brittany is basically on parental and house duty all day while he's sleeping and then at night while he's out playing poker.
So MyGoddess desperately wants to impress Clint's mother but these two chucklefucks roll up to ChezParents over an hour late for brunch? Holy crap. Really? It's not difficult. Seems like they live about 30 minutes away (based on the timeline on the screen). Pack for your stupid, ill-advised Vegas trip before you need to walk out the door and choose your brunch clothing the night before. Rude, rude, rude.
Scott is a fucking moron. Lizzie shows up and he doesn't throw her out on her ass before she can slap him? Nope, nope, nope. Lizzie doesn't miss you, Scott. She misses having someone she can walk all over and take advantage of. She doesn't want to work, in the legitimate sense. She's already bilked you for over $100G. Get a clue, dude.
Tennyson and Nala may be the smartest people I've seen on any reality show, never mind being kids. Andrea, pack them up and take them and Priscilla back to Utah. Lamar, you know what I'm saying, isn't sure he wants to be married, you know what I'm saying, or responsible for a family, you know what I'm saying, or into Christmas, you know what I'm saying, and he's spent all these years in prison, you know what I'm saying, so he needs time for himself, you know what I'm saying. Plus, the fact that she doesn't drink, you know what I'm saying, or smoke or do anything he considers fun, you know what I'm saying, means he can't really have fun with her, you know what I'm saying.
Honestly, if Lamar, like, you know what I'm saying, sat down with, like, Jazmine, you know what I'm saying, and, like, had a, like, conversation with her, you know what I'm saying, I think, like, my head would explode, you know what I'm saying?