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Big Kathy clearly effed her daughters up. She died in 2002 and they both have meltdowns when talking about it. (Not criticizing anyone getting teary over the loss of a parent, BTW.)

Erika's "feisty" is another person's "criminally liable." Allegedly.

Crystal knows Erika's full of it.

Even if we believed for a second that Erika was handing over every cent to Tom and had no access, why didn't she talk to the glam squad that was getting $40k a month and ask them to start sending Tom invoices for $50k or more and then put the difference into an account with her name on it? Her excuses and protestations remind me of when Princess Diana claimed she didn't make crank calls because she didn't know how to use a pay telephone. Uh-huh.

Boy, everyone but Crystal and Sutton are jumping on Erika's Victim Express. Jeebus.

So Erika's nasally voice apparently took a powder and her insanely dark, thick brows filled in. Dorito won the best dressed for me, followed by Garcelle. Erika looked like some deranged Hello Kitty anime figure. The shade of blue on Sutton was pretty but the dress was 80s all the way (shoutout to the 80s!) Crystal's dress was safe but boring. Kyle's dress was fine -- except for the belt buckle across her chest. Girl, it's October. Save the ta-tas month. Rinna. I'm not sure which was worse. Her "Priscilla" pony or that purple thing she wore. She must have gotten a memo that h

Lord, this week was messy. I was married to a Jose and Rachel needs to get her things and peace out. If Jose is doing this a month in while being filmed and surrounded by production, he's got major anger issues. What's going to happen should you forget to pay a bill or make dinner or the kids wake him up in the middle of the night? I don't want to see Rachel on an episode of 20/20, Dateline or 48 Hours. I did love that Jose was totally read by the guys during the golf outing. They clearly knew he wasn't telling the whole story. I'm also glad to see they all seemed to believe tha

Who would have thought? Last week, PK was the MVP and voice of reason. This week, Kathy is making me laugh and I really appreciate her scenes. I thought my ex-husband could tell some whoppers when it came to lies but I think Erika's got him beat. And did she get her medical degree while working that pole or on the side when she wasn't being Erika Jayne? While I have heard it's not a good idea to be put under with a TBI, I'm fairly certain the doctors would know that too. And despite Erika apparently knowing everything that is going on with Tom (including the plethora of car accident

At long last, Lexi is fired. Of course, she should have been fired after assaulting Lloyd in the hot tub and being disrespectful and insubordinate to Katie and Malia -- and most certainly after putting her hands on Mzi. I think Mat is a vile person when he's drinking, he most definitely is a shit stirrer but he does his job without complaints and he doesn't put hands on people, so therein lies the difference. Katie's decision to not bring Delaney back will certainly not be a good one. While it's okay for her to say she's fine without breaks and working even harder, she should hav

Which one?

It's taken me two days to post because I had to do some healing after hearing Lisa talk about milking a prostate or whatever. Ugh. Whatever kinky shit y'all get up to, Lisa, PLEASE for the love of baby Jesus, keep it to yourself. (And girl, based on what you did let slip, I would want more than a minivan too.) Deonte, please grow a spine and be at least as much of a man as Lisa. You don't need to talk to Nicolle about anything. Shut her phone off, burn Nicolle, Jr. and consider it a lesson learned for all concerned. She's a ho who is using you for your bank account. If nothing else

So Erika is upset because what she told Garcelle about Tom calling her constantly was in confidence? You know, other than the camera crew that was FILMING IT. I'm guessing Erika was upset because what she told Garcelle doesn't mesh with what she told the other ladies about how she's had no contact with or from Tom since she jumped on her Huffy bike back in November. Girl, bye.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this. This is not only the first time you see your stranger spouse but their families and all they're going to see is boobs (because that's all I can see.) The dresses wouldn't be so bad if they weren't cut down so low. It reminds me of tacky Kim Zolciak and her desire to show side boob on her wedding day. Klassy. That said, Bao looked absolutely gorgeous. In fact, her wedding day look may be my favorite in all of MAFS history.

I wholeheartedly agree. Other than Dougie, the only people I like on the show are the pets.

Bravo's casting decisions have never been more clear. Make sure every crew member is willing to drink as if they are going to obliterate their liver in one sitting and then wait. It worked on Jerry Springer. So Matt drank so much that he can't remember why he was angry and stormed off the boat? Lexi drank so much she not only cannot remember what she said to, basically, everyone but why she was mad? I guess she doesn't remember stating several times that she was Satan as she crawled into her coffin -- I mean, her bunk. I think Sandy made the right decision with regard to Matt.