So apparently if you're in jail in Texas and have an "eating disorder" they give you a sleeveless flak jacket to wear. The More You Know (TM NBC)
I think My Goddess' "eating disorder" is she's too busy doing crack to actually eat. And did she sell half her head of hair for some crack? Jeebus. Weed whacker 1, My Goddess 0.
Clint looks as if he was pulled directly out of the dryer, still half damp, to film his scenes.
I see that Cheryl is now following the My Goddess regimen for health and wellness. She looks like shit. She was skinny before but now she's really skinny. And apparently seeing Angela's dentist.
So does Cheryl have the mindset that her two older kids are over 5 or 6, so they don't need things like maternal attention, guidance, care, etc. anymore?
Seems like at least Cheryl got the duct tape off her steering wheel, so there's that. But the back window is styling with some cardboard. Never change, Cheryl.
Cabbage Patch Sarah ain't fooling nobody. Your divorce isn't "moving forward" because you haven't done anything. And you don't need to get a separate attorney to handle child support/custody issues if you actually have a divorce attorney to begin with. And did this "master manipulator" actually say that she's been paying for Magic Mike's cell phone, car insurance and health insurance? WTF is wrong with you, Cabbage Patch? Cut the leprechaun off already! Good Lord, she's a walking advertisement for codependency and self-esteem issues.
MeganMyQueen needs to step up her game. If you're going to go thru his phone, you don't tell him you're going thru his phone. You're giving him the head's up. That's not how you catch a cheater, girl. And no, he's not seeing another woman. He's seeing other women. Why doesn't she question why he's not employed?
Of course Lacey leaves her fight with Shane/Chane to go running to John/Chon's house "to talk." Uh-huh. Haven't these idiots been married for, like, 3 months? (And by "these idiots", I'm referring to Lacey and Chane.) If they are having these kind of fights 3 months in, the future doesn't bode well for them. And once again, where are your kids, Lacey? Hiding with Cheryl's kids?
Brittany had a crappy childhood, sure. But this show has way too much Brittany and Marcelino.
Were Andrea and Lamar on? I guess I really don't care.
Having so many lovely couples on this show with just an hour per episode is working against LAL. Portions of the show are about as exciting as Angela's campfire in front of her trailer last week.
From the previews, it looks like Cabbage Patch shows up to try and bail Magic Mike out of a fight before the cops arrive. Why? I repeat, WHY? Let the dipshit go back to prison. At least then he'd be a better father, per your own statement, SARAH.