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  1. Bravo's casting decisions have never been more clear. Make sure every crew member is willing to drink as if they are going to obliterate their liver in one sitting and then wait. It worked on Jerry Springer. So Matt drank so much that he can't remember why he was angry and stormed off the boat? Lexi drank so much she not only cannot remember what she said to, basically, everyone but why she was mad? I guess she doesn't remember stating several times that she was Satan as she crawled into her coffin -- I mean, her bunk. I think Sandy made the right decision with regard to Matt.
  2. I've never been on a luxury yacht (and I would think the same of some of the folks on this show) so forgive my ignorance but is it norm to have one chef to cook for all the crew and all the guests? If that's true, it's a bit ridiculous. It's not like the crew and guests are eating the same and I would be annoyed at never getting a break, nor having back up. That said, Matt was absolutely, positively in the wrong to jump on his Huffy bike and pedal away without telling Sandy. Sure, Sandy can be annoying and I still haven't forgiven her for Kiko, but she is his boss and if he's the only
  3. I'll absolutely, positively read Kim's book. As soon as I can preorder it, I'm there. She's a nut but she's been in Hollywood a very long time and I'm sure she knows all kinds of dirt.
  4. I had to check out my window after watching this episode for the pigs flying by because, outside of the Thomasina comment, I am really enjoying Kathy. She breaks the tension with her humorous comments and her (shall we say) naivete. Well done, Kathy. (But please stop calling Sutton Thomasina). I guess stirring the pot runs in the family because Kyle pulled out her spoon with the question on whether Amelia was traveling with Lord Disick. I'm pretty sure Lisa said last week that Harry wasn't too thrilled about the Hamlin, Jr./Disick hook up so unless you're trying to start something, Di
  5. Move over and make space for me, @Caseysgirl, because I was feeling the same. Loving your family is one thing but she was beyond hysterical. That is NOT normal, and especially not from a 13 year old. I found myself feeling sorry for Mauricio being in this family full of criers and overreactors. I guess Portia will have a full-on breakdown when Sophia has to go back to school following the Christmas break? I love Garcelle. I didn't think I would like Kathy but her don't-give-a-fuck attitude is pretty damn funny. Mazel tov, Dorit! Ha. Shut up, Crystal.
  6. Exactly what I thought too. She's putting on yet another performance. I have to wonder if they are worried about their own skeletons coming out of the closet. Who knows what Erika may know or have heard?
  7. From the article @Persnickety1 linked. So Tom had a combined $130 million per his deposition testimony and it's all gone? Where the ever loving f*ck did $130 million go for two damn people?? That is INSANE. So Erika was subpoenaed to be deposed twice, in May and then again in September, two months before she filed for divorce and yet she knew nothing about lawsuits against Tom? Bitch, please! How many wives are subpoenaed to give depos about the assets they share with their husbands? My guess is that the "relationship of trust" etc. is code for "the
  8. I wonder how many partners at Tom's firm knew about that $20 million loan? Both Tom and Erika will have to answer to that loan in a bankruptcy hearing. Tom won't be able to say he just gave his wife a $20 million loan. He'll have to show documents, how it was going to be repaid, etc. and explain if there are no documents. They will also have to explain exactly what that money was for and not just some vague reference to funding Erika Jayne and her "career." How long before the other Ho'wives start being honest in their confessionals? They are all being supportive of her at this
  9. Honestly, I was going to be out this season but I came back, five episodes in, for Giselle and to watch the Erika/Tom drama unfold. Erika's house was my least favorite out of all the BH Ho'wives. It seemed so impersonal, with no warmth or charm. It didn't feel like anyone actually lived there. The rental shown in the last episode is far more to my taste, although I think it's disgusting that two bedrooms for her wardrobe, shoes and bags are still not enough space. Girl, bye. As someone who has worked in the legal field for more than 20 years, @lasu is right. Whatever Tom got up to
  10. I agree that Samuel the cat is the best person on this shit show. Why on earth was Courtney lying behind a concrete divider in an empty parking lot in a pickle suit? Did she think the image of a dead and slaughtered pickle was going to turn Josh on? (Is that even his name? I honestly am not sure because I'm not totally invested in anyone so far.) So Doug has only been jail-free for 40 days? 40 DAYS. Rachel, you need to have a Come to Jesus moment, stat. What's the over/under on Doug being back in jail within a month of his release? Yeah, Brittany, you made a bad situation w
  11. So Daonte considers phone calls and sending money to Nicolle "dating." Okay. He seems nice enough so he's going to end up in bankruptcy and with his heart shredded. I guess at least he'll still have Nicolle, Jr. His friend is awesome though. I hope we see more of him. So Courtney (I think?) the former corrections officer is 30 and has been married 3 times? Girl. You're getting married just to get married. It sucks for you but I'm sure it will up our Friday night entertainment potential. Brittany (sp?) is clearly this season's candidate for announcing to the family she's dating
  12. Had they seen none of the episodes or just not all? I thought maybe just not all. Regarding Haley -- totally agree. She knew she was signing up for an 8-week "experiment" so to give up on day 4 is something. And did she honestly expect an emotional connection 4 days in? Most people in the "real world" outside of reality tv and MAFS don't have an emotional connection 4 days in. I wouldn't just say her actions were short sighted but very juvenile as well.
  13. Is there any way we can get 2 hours of our lives back for that shit show? Honestly, boring beyond belief and a complete waste of time. We were there for the entire season, we don't need the recaps. And I'm guessing the MAFS-ers don't need them either. Although maybe Chris does (because he wasn't there) and Virginia does because she was lit a lot of the time. I will say that Virginia in her flapper dress looks good. Especially when compared to the clip from the second honeymoon/couples trip where her face looks bloated and broken out from all the non-drinking and the non-stressful sit
  14. Episode MVP is very clearly Dr. V, who SO ISN'T HERE for any of Chris's revisionist, con artist, whispery, fake crying bullshit. She also wasn't here for any of Paige's woe-is-me, so wanting to continue to be Chris's victim nonsense. So let's start with these two twats. Why were they even present on Decision Day? Wasn't their decision day like a month ago? Actually, wasn't it pretty much when Chris decided Paige was too ugly for him and he took off for Chicago from Vegas? Anyway, did Chris inflict himself on us only so that we could hear that Mercedes's fake pregnancy ended in
  15. Sydney is clearly nuts but for Gary and Alli to suck face all over each other at the dinner table, directly across from her, is pretty rude. Actually, it's pretty rude in general but especially since Alli claims that she's being so considerate towards Sydney. If she were truly considerate, none of that would be happening in group settings. Honestly, if they are so into each other, wait the whole two and a half or three weeks that's left in the charter season and then do whatever you want. (I think we all know that it's very probable as soon as Gary gets into Alli's pants, he'll lose intere
  16. Well, this was two hours of bullshit filler, to be followed next week by more bullshit filler until we can get to the bullshit Decision Day. Awesome! Someone posted upthread (apologies, I don't recall who) that Vincent has a bit of a mean streak. Thank you. I couldn't put my finger on what it was, other than being moody but that's it. He does seem to have a mean streak. Brianna doesn't need that. Nor does anyone else. I was HORRIFIED that he cut her braid, after telling her she was going to get a good surprise. HELL, NO. You don't mess with anyone's hair. And you certainly don't c
  17. I don't know if I would say that. I think if the experience had been bad, she wouldn't hesitate to say so (and would frankly make more sense than her "Jake likes the 80s? Ewwwww!" or "Jake doesn't wear tennis shoes? Marriage over!") She has zero problems criticizing Jake to anyone and everyone about anything and everything so I think she would at least hint about it, if not come right out and say it. Neither of them said anything about it to the "experts" either. As far as not wanting to hear Jake relive anything, the fact is that Haley doesn't want to hear Jake, period. She ha
  18. I definitely don't need three previous MAFS couples to tell me what we all know. This season is a bust and truthfully, none of these couples should stay together.
  19. Didn't Virginia mention she had depression? Or maybe it was just anxiety? Anyhow, I have to wonder if she's on meds for that. Combining any prescription meds with alcohol (and especially gallons of alcohol on the regular) isn't good. I have to wonder if the experts had any idea about the extent of Virginia's partying. Surely if they did any kind of home visit they would notice the empty liquor bottles, the many, many tumblers, etc. Didn't they use to talk to friends/family way back in the beginning? Surely if they had done that, someone would have squealed about how much partying
  20. Haley continually puts her shoed feet on sofas and chairs, which grosses me out far worse.
  21. Just wanted to add that I noticed this over the last two or so episodes and it annoys the crap out of me -- can Haley sit on any chair or sofa without putting her shoes on the furniture? Grrr!
  22. Regardless of anyone's feelings on Erik, he seems like he's fairly intelligent and well read. Virginia? Not so much. I think Erik might like to have more in-depth conversations than she's capable of having -- that makes them a mismatch. I don't know if Erik is normally as bossy as he comes off in this show or if it's just his reaction to dealing with his (often) drunken child wife. I understand that Virginia doesn't want to move into Erik's condo. I also understand that Erik is saying he owns his condo and it would be foolish to sell it until he/they are sure this marriage will l
  23. You may be right. I started checking out by the time WWHL came on.
  24. Respectfully disagree about Sydney being the most attractive. I find her the least attractive physically. She has more of a cute look, I guess, but her features seem verging on the masculine to me. I don't like the tattoos that Alli and Dani have, JMO. But I find them both far more attractive than Sydney (and not meaning personality.) I too thought Dani came across very well on WWHL. I think she pointed out that she just turned 33 and she's thinking of a serious relationship/marriage and having a family, whereas someone like JL, who's 24, probably isn't. At least that's what I got
  25. I agree. I understand that Haley wouldn't have chosen to wear any necklace with a high-necked dress but even going on the assumption she assumed the bracelet was a necklace, she could have tried to wrap it around her wrist as a bracelet or draped it in her flowers. I would have made the effort to show that you wanted to wear the gift somehow on your wedding day. Of course, if Haley had planned on doing that, she would have found it was a bracelet.
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