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  1. First things first, Lifetime, this was NOT an enjoyable or entertaining episode. Michaela needs help. We'll get back to her. Loved the ranch. I'm not a country person (hey there, Brett) but that looked like a nice, relaxing weekend (Michaela and Zak shenanigans aside). With a few others, I actually love Myrla. I think she is the most authentic MAFS this season. She is who she is and that's that. And I say that as someone who did not like her in the first episode(s) and who thought she and Gil had the worst match (before Michaela and Zak said "hold my beer.") Gil, honey, I am
  2. Big Kathy clearly effed her daughters up. She died in 2002 and they both have meltdowns when talking about it. (Not criticizing anyone getting teary over the loss of a parent, BTW.)
  3. Erika's "feisty" is another person's "criminally liable." Allegedly.
  4. Even if we believed for a second that Erika was handing over every cent to Tom and had no access, why didn't she talk to the glam squad that was getting $40k a month and ask them to start sending Tom invoices for $50k or more and then put the difference into an account with her name on it? Her excuses and protestations remind me of when Princess Diana claimed she didn't make crank calls because she didn't know how to use a pay telephone. Uh-huh.
  5. Boy, everyone but Crystal and Sutton are jumping on Erika's Victim Express. Jeebus.
  6. So Erika's nasally voice apparently took a powder and her insanely dark, thick brows filled in. Dorito won the best dressed for me, followed by Garcelle. Erika looked like some deranged Hello Kitty anime figure. The shade of blue on Sutton was pretty but the dress was 80s all the way (shoutout to the 80s!) Crystal's dress was safe but boring. Kyle's dress was fine -- except for the belt buckle across her chest. Girl, it's October. Save the ta-tas month. Rinna. I'm not sure which was worse. Her "Priscilla" pony or that purple thing she wore. She must have gotten a memo that h
  7. Lord, this week was messy. I was married to a Jose and Rachel needs to get her things and peace out. If Jose is doing this a month in while being filmed and surrounded by production, he's got major anger issues. What's going to happen should you forget to pay a bill or make dinner or the kids wake him up in the middle of the night? I don't want to see Rachel on an episode of 20/20, Dateline or 48 Hours. I did love that Jose was totally read by the guys during the golf outing. They clearly knew he wasn't telling the whole story. I'm also glad to see they all seemed to believe tha
  8. Who would have thought? Last week, PK was the MVP and voice of reason. This week, Kathy is making me laugh and I really appreciate her scenes. I thought my ex-husband could tell some whoppers when it came to lies but I think Erika's got him beat. And did she get her medical degree while working that pole or on the side when she wasn't being Erika Jayne? While I have heard it's not a good idea to be put under with a TBI, I'm fairly certain the doctors would know that too. And despite Erika apparently knowing everything that is going on with Tom (including the plethora of car accident
  9. At long last, Lexi is fired. Of course, she should have been fired after assaulting Lloyd in the hot tub and being disrespectful and insubordinate to Katie and Malia -- and most certainly after putting her hands on Mzi. I think Mat is a vile person when he's drinking, he most definitely is a shit stirrer but he does his job without complaints and he doesn't put hands on people, so therein lies the difference. Katie's decision to not bring Delaney back will certainly not be a good one. While it's okay for her to say she's fine without breaks and working even harder, she should hav
  10. It's taken me two days to post because I had to do some healing after hearing Lisa talk about milking a prostate or whatever. Ugh. Whatever kinky shit y'all get up to, Lisa, PLEASE for the love of baby Jesus, keep it to yourself. (And girl, based on what you did let slip, I would want more than a minivan too.) Deonte, please grow a spine and be at least as much of a man as Lisa. You don't need to talk to Nicolle about anything. Shut her phone off, burn Nicolle, Jr. and consider it a lesson learned for all concerned. She's a ho who is using you for your bank account. If nothing else
  11. So Erika is upset because what she told Garcelle about Tom calling her constantly was in confidence? You know, other than the camera crew that was FILMING IT. I'm guessing Erika was upset because what she told Garcelle doesn't mesh with what she told the other ladies about how she's had no contact with or from Tom since she jumped on her Huffy bike back in November. Girl, bye.
  12. I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking this. This is not only the first time you see your stranger spouse but their families and all they're going to see is boobs (because that's all I can see.) The dresses wouldn't be so bad if they weren't cut down so low. It reminds me of tacky Kim Zolciak and her desire to show side boob on her wedding day. Klassy. That said, Bao looked absolutely gorgeous. In fact, her wedding day look may be my favorite in all of MAFS history.
  13. I wholeheartedly agree. Other than Dougie, the only people I like on the show are the pets.
  14. Bravo's casting decisions have never been more clear. Make sure every crew member is willing to drink as if they are going to obliterate their liver in one sitting and then wait. It worked on Jerry Springer. So Matt drank so much that he can't remember why he was angry and stormed off the boat? Lexi drank so much she not only cannot remember what she said to, basically, everyone but why she was mad? I guess she doesn't remember stating several times that she was Satan as she crawled into her coffin -- I mean, her bunk. I think Sandy made the right decision with regard to Matt.
  15. I've never been on a luxury yacht (and I would think the same of some of the folks on this show) so forgive my ignorance but is it norm to have one chef to cook for all the crew and all the guests? If that's true, it's a bit ridiculous. It's not like the crew and guests are eating the same and I would be annoyed at never getting a break, nor having back up. That said, Matt was absolutely, positively in the wrong to jump on his Huffy bike and pedal away without telling Sandy. Sure, Sandy can be annoying and I still haven't forgiven her for Kiko, but she is his boss and if he's the only
  16. I'll absolutely, positively read Kim's book. As soon as I can preorder it, I'm there. She's a nut but she's been in Hollywood a very long time and I'm sure she knows all kinds of dirt.
  17. I had to check out my window after watching this episode for the pigs flying by because, outside of the Thomasina comment, I am really enjoying Kathy. She breaks the tension with her humorous comments and her (shall we say) naivete. Well done, Kathy. (But please stop calling Sutton Thomasina). I guess stirring the pot runs in the family because Kyle pulled out her spoon with the question on whether Amelia was traveling with Lord Disick. I'm pretty sure Lisa said last week that Harry wasn't too thrilled about the Hamlin, Jr./Disick hook up so unless you're trying to start something, Di
  18. Move over and make space for me, @Caseysgirl, because I was feeling the same. Loving your family is one thing but she was beyond hysterical. That is NOT normal, and especially not from a 13 year old. I found myself feeling sorry for Mauricio being in this family full of criers and overreactors. I guess Portia will have a full-on breakdown when Sophia has to go back to school following the Christmas break? I love Garcelle. I didn't think I would like Kathy but her don't-give-a-fuck attitude is pretty damn funny. Mazel tov, Dorit! Ha. Shut up, Crystal.
  19. Exactly what I thought too. She's putting on yet another performance. I have to wonder if they are worried about their own skeletons coming out of the closet. Who knows what Erika may know or have heard?
  20. From the article @Persnickety1 linked. So Tom had a combined $130 million per his deposition testimony and it's all gone? Where the ever loving f*ck did $130 million go for two damn people?? That is INSANE. So Erika was subpoenaed to be deposed twice, in May and then again in September, two months before she filed for divorce and yet she knew nothing about lawsuits against Tom? Bitch, please! How many wives are subpoenaed to give depos about the assets they share with their husbands? My guess is that the "relationship of trust" etc. is code for "the
  21. I wonder how many partners at Tom's firm knew about that $20 million loan? Both Tom and Erika will have to answer to that loan in a bankruptcy hearing. Tom won't be able to say he just gave his wife a $20 million loan. He'll have to show documents, how it was going to be repaid, etc. and explain if there are no documents. They will also have to explain exactly what that money was for and not just some vague reference to funding Erika Jayne and her "career." How long before the other Ho'wives start being honest in their confessionals? They are all being supportive of her at this
  22. Honestly, I was going to be out this season but I came back, five episodes in, for Giselle and to watch the Erika/Tom drama unfold. Erika's house was my least favorite out of all the BH Ho'wives. It seemed so impersonal, with no warmth or charm. It didn't feel like anyone actually lived there. The rental shown in the last episode is far more to my taste, although I think it's disgusting that two bedrooms for her wardrobe, shoes and bags are still not enough space. Girl, bye. As someone who has worked in the legal field for more than 20 years, @lasu is right. Whatever Tom got up to
  23. I agree that Samuel the cat is the best person on this shit show. Why on earth was Courtney lying behind a concrete divider in an empty parking lot in a pickle suit? Did she think the image of a dead and slaughtered pickle was going to turn Josh on? (Is that even his name? I honestly am not sure because I'm not totally invested in anyone so far.) So Doug has only been jail-free for 40 days? 40 DAYS. Rachel, you need to have a Come to Jesus moment, stat. What's the over/under on Doug being back in jail within a month of his release? Yeah, Brittany, you made a bad situation w
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