my mister has a very silly sense of humor. sometimes I'm down with it, sometimes not. When I'm feeling serious/introspective/making a point & he just mocks me or something, do I hit him with a machete? In my imagination, abso-fucking-lutely. In real life? No, because I feel guilty when I even admonish him too much for it.
(I try to be chill and be like "so, this mood you're in right now? not really feeling it..." and in my head: "MACHETE! MACHETE! MACHETE!!!")