Angelina breaks my heart a little...and I say this as an almost-51-year-old-who-has-finally-developed-hard-earned-social-skills (YMMV if you know me personally, clearly.)
She's messy, no doubt, in the way that girls who don't know themselves are. To compound that, she's sold her soul in order to get a tiny piece of whatever these other no-talent assholes have been gifted by the Universe, and has absolutely no self-respect whatsoever. We unfortunately don't "know" her well enough to know if it's an act or not. .
I shit my pants? hey, I 'm gonna get a tattoo commemorating that fact.
You all want to go up on stage and sing about my sex life in front of God, my fiance', our parents, and a crowd full of strangers? I'll be over here dancing.
yup, Staten Island Ferry, that's me..
I love self-deprecation almost always, but this ain't it. I hope she can outgrow this. Luckily this day & age is a little more forgiving (I'm looking at you, Spencer Pratt). Even with the internet, it seems like things are more live-downable.
who knew I was thinking about her this much? Weird.