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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    I remember Jenelle taking Jace away on a school vacation and him being like, 'what about Memere? What about daycare?" (I wish I had as wonderful recall about my *job* as about Jenelle's life. Unfortunately...)
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    Remember when they were first moving into The Land and David was busy unpacking, etc? (if he weren't such an asshole and garbage person he'd be a great house-husband, homeboy gets shit done around the house....) Jenelle had Kaiser & of course the toddler was antsy and David suggested they go to a hotel for the night and she was incredulously horrified, "just me and *Kaiser?* THAT'S FUN!" yeah, no, she's probably psyched that she no longer has to put on a mom-show for the rest of the world.
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    I'll tell you what; If I ever hire a manager, the first thing I'm doing is giving them a spelling and grammar test!
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    Very Cavallari

    OMG those posts on ONTD were my *jam*! I remember that! I was obsessed with Mary-Kate Olsen at the time, and her number was there, and someone called it and had a WAV of her outgoing VM message. It was very airy and sweet and hippie-dippie. I kind of hate Kristin (I hate Kelly more) and I have no fucking clue why I am watching this show, so there's also that. I get the whole "keep kids off the show" , but Ashlee & Evan show bits & pieces of their family life and I don't want to throat-punch either of them. (her giggles drive me a little crazy but...)
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    what a gentleman! *sigh*, oh, Papa Jeff, you had me at "hello".
  6. guys, I'm sorry, I'm a thousand and three years old. Was "Fofty" a typo that they all ran with??? so confused....*shuffling away in housecoat with walker*
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    S09.E15: Bow Down

    Wow, the furniture store in that town cleaned up if every guy Adrian slept with had to go out & replace their entire bed... (yes, I'm completely ashamed that I knew *exactly* what you were talking about. And the actress herself, Francia Raisa, is a lovely girl. I believe she gave Selena Gomez a *kidney*.)
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    Jenelle: Birther Of 3, Mother To None

    Know what I never understood? I wonder what David is gaining by threatening Jenelle's livelihood. He's had a nicer life/more things than he could ever want, and then by acting like an idiot, and refusing to apologize, she's probably on the verge of being fired. Then what? I don't see what his end game is.
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    Leah Messer Simms Messer Calvert Messer...She's 23

    guys, I think Leah turned 27 yesterday.
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    S16.E03: Eat Pray Fight

    I I don’t know if it’s just in front of the cameras, but Kourt has this undertone of laughter whenever she talks. That would drive me fucking insane if I was trying to have a serious conversation with her
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    Catelynn (and Tyler)

    and we still talk to her like she's a parrot.
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    S09.E13: Home Is Home

    so y'all are looking for new jobs, right???
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    S07.E19: The Exorcism of Stassi Schroeder

    What exactly is Katie doing that she's too busy to run Girls' Night? Jax can't not be himself, can he? kinda love Raquel's crazy mom...although I'm not sure she wasn't playing the role of "Crazy Mom." I loved how she was giving Peter some attention. does anyone listen to Stassi's podcast? If she needed witchy help, why didn't she just go see Sheena Mannina & Amberleigh in NOLA??? Schwartz is kind of on his own show these days, isn't he? I'm not gonna lie; I'm here for it!
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    Mama June: From Not To Hot

    I feel like there's a lot going on beneath the surface...June spoke some real truth when she said that she wasn't comfortable being thin. I don't know why Geno got the good-guy edit for so long...unless they were trying to spin this "sweet family" narrative until they couldn't anymore. And wtf are "brown spots" when you walk? Is that even a thing? Someone said they thought June was a nice, albeit misguided, lady once upon a time. I used to agree...but there's this desperate nastiness to her right now. None of this bothers me as much as disgusting food shenanigans, though, so as long as there's not too much of that, I'll keep watching!
  15. Wow, this was actually a good time...but I've been known to enjoy Vanderpumped. I think the half-hour format was charming; it was kind of a "sitcom", like The Simple Life. I liked how the family got boujier (no more party buses or doing our own makeup!) and I liked their original faces (Khloe and Kylie resembled eachother once upon a time.) Do I think that Kylie & Kendall were hiding a dog from their dad? do I think Scott & Kourt almost had a Vegas wedding? nope! but even their faking was a little more authentic, if that makes sense!
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    No, that’s my personal theory based on stalking their social media and who went to radar online with what dirt!!!!!
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    SURly Staff In The Media

    or Summer Roberts!!! remember? she practically flunked out of high school & then went to Brown!!
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    Except Chelsea (and Cole)

    Watson's going through *such* a fussy stage right now! He always seems to be crying, poor little thing! I think he calmed down when Aubree came home on the last ep. Maybe it's tough having a new baby around when you're only two!
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    S09.E09: Momster Mash

    I don't know; ask my coworkers who say that to their *teenagers*. uggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    S09.E18: Reunion Part 3

    Same here. My mom & my aunts & all their friends are all Carolines. She feels like home to me!
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    Sophia is neither cute nor charming. Farrah wasn't really, either, but maybe a little more so. I just don't see her making it in the entertainment industry. Also, Nicole Fucking Arbour was hanging out with Farrah at SXSW. Of *course* she was. (she is this bitch who made a fatphobic comedy video, then she banged Mike Shay from Vanderpump Rules behind his wife Scheana's back. Real nice girl.)
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    S09.E09: Momster Mash

    she did...but, like...why did she ask Cole, in front of the kids "do I look sexual?" what does that even mean? I don't think it's a good idea to tell your child that they suddenly have a different last name. Also, I believe they should all be DeJesus, just to make it easier. I told my boy-child to get a career he loved, and not to "watch a clock all day" His response? "like you do?" Same, Leah. Same. However, it's crazy that she'll have a convo with the girlses, and they're completely over it and doing homework or playing or whatever and Leah's still rambling, "mommywantsyoutoblahblahblahand..." Andrew is on something. And MTV dragged him out of the dirt and put him on TV. (who ever said Vaeda Luma made me laugh out loud in my cubicle.) Did Javi's gym open in real time? I usually just want to kick him really hard but I remember on Being Javi that all of his friends adored him, so I feel like there's more to him than what we see. hopefully.
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    Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club

    I feel like LL is acting like a ten-year old would if they were told to play "boss." Everything is Unacceptable! and Disrespectful! that challenge girl was her own level of obnoxious, but she wasn't wrong!!!
  24. the article was fascinating. I kinda live for this shit... http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/3096106/lindsay-lohan-is-no-longer-sober-claims-kode-magazine-07/fullsize/