The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[Zella]

15 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

"Do you have anything that says 'Daddy likes leather!'"

"You mean, leather daddy?"

"Oh, is there such a thing?"

- Jer's next visit to West Hollywood

Jeremy's wandering into a shop wondering if anything says Preacher Daddy and then doesn't understand the facial expressions he gets in response. 

[Churchhoney]

26 minutes ago, BigBingerBro said:

And they needed an example of humility and grace, because the other person who was gonna be there was Jer. 

[MargeGunderson]

1 hour ago, BigBingerBro said:

Look! I like black people! (BTW, Jer, Zeek is much better dressed than you.)

[Spazamanaz]

8 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

 

His big moist lips gross me out 

Oh his lips are so disgusting! Only good for ass kissing.

[Scarlett45]

4 hours ago, JoanArc said:

2009 Jer.

Wow he has aged a lot. 

[emmawoodhouse]

Well, he was in college here. It's been 12 years. 

[Churchhoney]

I've always thought his lips called too much attention to themselves for a guy with such close-set eyes. But that looked okay as long as everything else was in shape and his head was shaved.

But now that he's gotten a little chubby-cheeked and that perpetual bad hair is up there, the mouth-eye mismatch is one misstep too many for his face. 

That's how it looks to me anyway. 

Of course, if I didn't think he was a pompous fool, I probably wouldn't really notice it. 

And it doesn't help that this is a major got-dressed-in-the-dark shot. 

Edited August 17, 2021 by Churchhoney

[Scarlett45]

10 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

I've always thought his lips called too much attention to themselves for a guy with such close-set eyes. But that looked okay as long as everything else was in shape and his head was shaved.

But now that he's gotten a little chubby-cheeked and that perpetual bad hair is up there, the mouth-eye mismatch is one misstep too many for his face. 

That's how it looks to me anyway. 

Of course, if I didn't think he was a pompous fool, I probably wouldn't really notice it. 

And it doesn't help that this is a major got-dressed-in-the-dark shot. 

I think Jeremy's lips are fine and in proportion to his face (they are not big to me at all, probably on the small side of average), but I know different people have different perceptions of what "big/small" features are. His eyes are close set which can give him an "intense" look but not in a good way.

I do see a change in his skin and his hair could be better these days. And its not just that he gained weight in his face, his cheeks look "bloated" a look that comes from drinking too much, not sleeping etc. There is a difference between a "weight gain look" and a "not well look".

[iwantcookies]

10 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

I've always thought his lips called too much attention to themselves for a guy with such close-set eyes. But that looked okay as long as everything else was in shape and his head was shaved.

But now that he's gotten a little chubby-cheeked and that perpetual bad hair is up there, the mouth-eye mismatch is one misstep too many for his face. 

That's how it looks to me anyway. 

Of course, if I didn't think he was a pompous fool, I probably wouldn't really notice it. 

And it doesn't help that this is a major got-dressed-in-the-dark shot. 

Felicity dressed her datty 🤣

[Pinke]

On 8/14/2021 at 10:06 PM, emmawoodhouse said:

He sold "religion?" If so, that was what, 3 weeks?

Pretty sure he still has the @religion account.

The account @BigBingerBro was referring to is probably @jeremyvuolo. Per this Reddit post, it looks like the account was sold and the handle changed to @hehe

 

(Also I get a ''Couldn't find this account'' message when I try to access the @jeremyvuolo account by entering the URL attached to it, https://tiktok.com/@jeremyvuolo.

Obviously that could have meant he just deleted his account altogether, but based on that Reddit post it does seem like Jeremy has sold his account.)

 

Edited August 17, 2021 by Pinke

[Quilt Fairy]

On 8/16/2021 at 4:37 PM, JoanArc said:

2009 Jer.

Perhaps the start of his pimping for Nike?

[BigBingerBro]

[GeeGolly]

They still haven't figured it out, Jinger is posting mommy tips on the Hope We Hold IG account.

And Jing loves cooking "in the kitchen". Where do all of you like to cook? 😁

[galaxygirl76]

3 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

They still haven't figured it out, Jinger is posting mommy tips on the Hope We Hold IG account.

And Jing loves cooking "in the kitchen". Where do all of you like to cook? 😁

I prefer the bathroom to cook so I can multitask better. I like to drink while cooking and now I won't have to walk away from the stove to go pee! 

 

I like how she's acting like she basically invented those 'kid friendly' meals. I've been making things like that for years and don't tell the 'gram all about them. 

[crazy8s]

12 minutes ago, galaxygirl76 said:

I like how she's acting like she basically invented those 'kid friendly' meals. I've been making things like that for years and don't tell the 'gram all about them. 

she should ask big sis Jill for that recipe for cinnamon toast....

[laurakaye]

I already know the answer to this question, but can I assume that the In N Out T-shirt photo and the Pray photo followed one another on the same IG story?  Because this, again, is a perfect example of how horribly tone-deaf Jeremy is when it comes to social media.  Posing in your stupid shirt (able-bodied privileged man angling for free food) followed by Pray For Haiti/Afghanistan makes that message seem like an afterthought - unless his message is, the world is broken so go eat a hamburger, you'll feel better?  Considering the source, it would not surprise me.

[BradandJanet]

I think Jer's message is get your overnight oats and In-n-Out burgers now because Jesus is on his way. I'm not sure how a subscription to collagen powder fits in this scenario, but I'm sure our master influencer has a plan. 

[JoanArc]

7 hours ago, GeeGolly said:

They still haven't figured it out, Jinger is posting mommy tips on the Hope We Hold IG account.

And Jing loves cooking "in the kitchen". Where do all of you like to cook? 😁

For a second I thought those Starbucks mugs were toilet paper rolls..

[Ijustwantsomechips]

On 8/15/2021 at 6:47 PM, LilJen said:

They wear suits to class?

As a former HR professional, and a former higer ed professional, the suit thing really doesn’t bother me.  I know times and standards have changed, but you’d be surprised what people wear to interviews and professional settings.  Comfort is prioritized over professionalism, public decency or just good manners. (A lady actually came to a national conference for a professional organization in see-through linen pants and no underwear in broad daylight!!!) 

I know of a local church where the minister delivers his sermon in velour track suits.  Technically, it doesn’t affect God’s word, but it’s distracting.  I don’t think think a hat and gloves are necessary for church, but was raised to put effort i to your appearance for God. I think as a minister or theologian-in-training (I know, I know 😂), rolling up to class in cargo shorts, flip flops and a graphic tee just doesn’t seen right.  

Now the fact that they all have on the same corny ass boxy blue blazer is definitely snark worthy.  They’re too old too be dressed like the glee club at St. Michael’s School for Douche Canoes. 

Edited August 19, 2021 by Ijustwantsomechips

[iwantcookies]

Jer would look good bald. His thinning, dirty and greasy hair is awful.

[drafan]

On 8/16/2021 at 10:06 PM, Scarlett45 said:

Wow he has aged a lot. 

Actually, contrary to popular belief, his hairline has not changed at all.

 

6 hours ago, laurakaye said:

  Posing in your stupid shirt (able-bodied privileged man angling for free food)

OMG, I'm defending Babe twice....I know several people who collect In -N -Out T shirts. They kind of have a cult following.

I would never listen to Jer preach for 2 seconds. There. I feel better.

 

[iwantcookies]

When is Jingle going to start selling Plexus? She needs to contact Jill Rodrigues bwahah. 

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

When is Jingle going to start selling Plexus? She needs to contact Jill Rodrigues bwahah. 

OMG. JillRod would SERIOUSLY have a stroke if Jingle ever called her. 

Edited August 18, 2021 by Westiepeach

[JoanArc]

2 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

When is Jingle going to start selling Plexus? She needs to contact Jill Rodrigues bwahah. 

She'll be desperate enough to sell metamucil after another couple months of LA prices!

[BradandJanet]

8 minutes ago, Westiepeach said:

OMG. JillRod would SERIOUSLY have a stroke if Jingle ever called her. 

It might motivate Jill to make David and a bunch of kids jump in the stink van and sing their way to Los Angeles. Can you imagine Jer's face when the Rods park in the Vuolos' driveway and invite themselves in for meals, showers, and laundry--with Jill squealing and taking photos the whole time? How much would I love to see pretentious Jeremy deal with tacky Jill?

 

[jcbrown]

5 hours ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

Comfort is prioritized over professionalism, public decency or just good manners.

They’re too old too be dressed like the glee club at St. Michael’s School for Douche Canoes. 

To your first point: I had a young woman show up for an interview with me once, lean back, put her feet up, exclaim, "oooh, Snickers" as she took a mini bar from the candy jar on my desk, and proceed to talk with her mouth full. No, I did not hire her.

To your second point: you win the Interwebs for the day, possibly for the week. The glee club at St Michael's School for Douche Canoes, indeed. Dying.

[Quilt Fairy]

6 hours ago, Ijustwantsomechips said:

same corny ass boxy blue blazer

Another senior moment tonight.  I read this as "blue boxers".  Gah!!!

[JoanArc]

3 hours ago, BradandJanet said:

It might motivate Jill to make David and a bunch of kids jump in the stink van and sing their way to Los Angeles. Can you imagine Jer's face when the Rods park in the Vuolos' driveway and invite themselves in for meals, showers, and laundry--with Jill squealing and taking photos the whole time? How much would I love to see pretentious Jeremy deal with tacky Jill?

 

Cut to the rod kids swimming in the La Brea tar pit.

[iwantcookies]

4 hours ago, Westiepeach said:

OMG. JillRod would SERIOUSLY have a stroke if Jingle ever called her. 

And which Rodlet would get stuck being MAMA’s free nursemaid for life??? 

34 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Cut to the rod kids swimming in the La Brea tar pit.

YAS this is fun MAMA! And Tim trying to drown a few of them as a joke 🙄🙄🙄. 
 

 

[Cinnabon]

Jinger has become far too much of a heathen for Jill, imo.

Edited August 19, 2021 by Cinnabon

[emmawoodhouse]

30 minutes ago, Cinnabon said:

Jinger has become far too much of a heathens for Jill, imo.

She definitely dresses too sluttish for Jill's taste.

[FizzyPuff]

On 8/16/2021 at 11:25 PM, BigBingerBro said:

On 8/17/2021 at 12:39 AM, MargeGunderson said:

Look! I like black people! (BTW, Jer, Zeek is much better dressed than you.)

Jeremy shouldn’t stand next to anyone whose more good looking than him. 

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, FizzyPuff said:

Jeremy shouldn’t stand next to anyone whose more good looking than him. 

Not only better looking, but well dressed and well groomed!

[iwantcookies]

14 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

She definitely dresses too sluttish for Jill's taste.

For $ Jill will overlook that 🙄. 

[dargosmydaddy]

15 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

Jinger has become far too much of a heathen for Jill, imo.

Oh, I'm sure Jill would talk sh*t behind her back about Jinger's heathen ways, but she'd be there in a hot second at the mere hunt of an invitation. Grifters gotta grift! (Exhibit A: Jill being more than happy to lap up Nathan Keller's sister's hospitality, even though she's no longer fundie.) And a Duggar, with the possibility of getting back in with the true-believer, hardcore fundie side of the family? Jill would be in hog heaven.

[BigBingerBro]

[Suzn]

1 hour ago, BigBingerBro said:

This has been discussed before, but I can't get past the "cooking in the kitchen", as opposed to cooking in the bedroom, or the back yard or the garage.  Is she as dumb as she sounds?

Edited August 19, 2021 by Suzn

[MargeGunderson]

On 8/18/2021 at 4:03 AM, BigBingerBro said:

Jinger, let me introduce you to this thing called “Google.”

Edited August 19, 2021 by MargeGunderson

[andromeda331]

How do you run out of ideas when you don't cook?

[ozziemom]

18 minutes ago, andromeda331 said:

How do you run out of ideas when you don't cook?

Ummm, you’re a vapid, unimaginative Duggar?

[MargeGunderson]

I would think that eating out so much would give her plenty of ideas about what to cook. I call shenanigans on the whole thing.

[ginger90]

[GeeGolly]

Let me see if I understand this ... as long as faces aren't shown its privacy. If a face is shown, its not. Because if we can't see their faces we won't know we're getting a peek into Felicity's and Evy Jo's lives?

[Ohiopirate02]

 Jinger, we've seen you wear those shoes out of the house, and now you are wearing them while Evy Jo is playing on the floor.  Between your siblings and Felicity, you should know by now that kids her age are apt to lick the floor and put any and everything into their mouths.

[emmawoodhouse]

This is about right. 😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSzbc_LlVEf/?utm_medium=copy_link

[iwantcookies]

19 hours ago, Suzn said:s she as dumb as she sounds?

Yes 

19 hours ago, Suzn said:

This has been discussed before, but I can't get past the "cooking in the kitchen", as opposed to cooking in the bedroom, or the back yard or the garage.  Is she as dumb as she sounds?

 

[iwantcookies]

Anyone have any idea how much this coffee maker costs?

[emmawoodhouse]

Someone on FJ identified it and said it cost $700. I think that is a bit high. 

[Churchhoney]

57 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Someone on FJ identified it and said it cost $700. I think that is a bit high. 

Hope so. Cause some evidence suggests that, even if Jer gets to stay in MacArthurdom, his job may not always be lucrative enough to pay for the lifestyle to which he and his fam (i.e., JIngle of "cooking in the kitchen" fame)  is becoming very very accustomed. 

The other day I read this assessment below of Grace Church's likely future. If this guy (whom MacArthur fired a few years ago after he'd offered this and other cautions) is right, then they may be looking at a big dip in their monetary fortunes at whatever point Johnny M himself has to leave the pulpit. (And he's 82, and pretty much everybody believes he had Covid and lied about it...): 

'Grace is what is known as a “commuter church.” In 2015, Swanson, the former Master’s Seminary administrator, was asked to write a report about Grace’s future prospects for growth. “I said the demographics are bad here,” Swanson said he told church leaders:

'Sixty-seven percent of Grace Church attendees live more than 30 miles from the church. […] They’re coming to hear John MacArthur and when that ends they’re not going to drive that far. I would estimate the church will decline 40 to 60 percent when John MacArthur is not there.'

Don't think Jer'll have the same mesmerizing effect on a congregation. But for me this definitely sheds light on the question of why they're so desperately throwing Jeremy and other limp noodles at the wall in hopes they'll stick and be beloved by new members and a new generation., harvested from regional universities and, mostly, from social media. 

https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/how-the-pandemic-radicalized-evangelicals/

Edited August 20, 2021 by Churchhoney

[scriggle]

1 hour ago, emmawoodhouse said:

This is about right. 😂

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSzbc_LlVEf/?utm_medium=copy_link

The other end of the horse would be more appropriate.