S10.E11: Ontreon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Kid]

So now he’s objecting to writing a sermon.

Edited January 13, 2022 by Kid

[mmecorday]

"I'm going to write a sermon about crinkle fries and pizza grief and hope."

[Burning Rubber]

He wants to be a minister because he's terminally lazy. 

He's at Dr P, it looks like he has no issues. They are grasping at straws with the dead aunt.

He can't verbalize anything. He grunts and makes 5-word sentences.

What do you say to someone who has lost a loved one?

Hurr durr, mourn?

Edited January 13, 2022 by Burning Rubber
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[Poudre]

7 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

My son thought he had covid but a PCR test was negative. Doctor said he has a upper respiratory infection and put him on steroids. 

 

[poeticlicensed]

Caramel frappe. Nooooo!

[DropTheSoap]

He remembered the bible. Forgot the diet.

[sainte-chapelle]

NOoooo stop…fucking..eating 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, umgoblue said:

O:  If I can figure out how to departmentalize...

Here in lies the problem Pounders!

 

I think that he got his license by the powers vested him from the Interwebs and the whole ceremony was for our benefit only.

I got my minister's license from a free site so I could hastily perform a wedding for a friend who was in labor and wanted to be married before the baby came.  She fortunately had a partner who was on board with this. I married them in the labor room, her in hospital gown and IV in hand. 

Edited January 13, 2022 by Suzywriter

[dreadfulLeigh]

Wait, the staff is wearing masks? So this is during the pandemic? And where’s his fecking mask?

[Burning Rubber]

A caramel frappé and a cinnamon roll?

GET OUTTA HERE

[ams1001]

Doing his therapy homework at Starbucks with a venti frapppucino. Good job.

 

(Probably not an actual Starbucks.)

[umgoblue]

Write a sermon about grief.  First step: order a cinnamon roll.

[Elizzikra]

You know, the homework isn't going to work if you eat a cinnamon roll and drink a caramel frappe while writing the sermon.

Good Lord.

[Hellga]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ironically, my friend just texted me to ask if I wanted to order some Girl Scout cookies from her granddaughter.

I love the lemon kind from Midwest (not East Coast kind), I usually ask my Mom to order some for me and then mail them.  I usually will get some shortbread and/or samoas from colleagues' kids too.

[String Theory]

Doing sermon but eating cinnamon roll& Frappuccino......dude still doesn't get it!

[LEILANI2]

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

"we was more like sisters"

Maybe he's repressing something??

I caught that slip too, it would explain A LOT.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

17 minutes to go.  Enough time for Ontreon to eat his way back to the 700s.

With the caramel frappe and the cinnamon roll to give him the energy to do his Psych homework, he just may do that!

[MsVixen]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

My friend was making fun of Keanu’s acting…I told her to shut her face. He may not be a great actor but he is by all accounts a great human being. I’d rather support him than “ great” actors like pussy posse DiCaprio any day of the week

I like Keanu's acting.  All those John Wick movies are entertaining,  

[umgoblue]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

He remembered the bible. Forgot the diet.

Apparently he can only remember one thing at a time.

[Miracle Maxie]

That is the biggest damned cinnamon roll… 

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ironically, my friend just texted me to ask if I wanted to order some Girl Scout cookies from her granddaughter.

I'll guess I'll testify about how the hand of God spared me.

Last year, I noticed the Girl Scouts selling cookies along the walkway of my local strip mall as I pulled in. By time I parked my car and walked over, they were gone. I knew it was a sign that I didn't need any danged Girl Scout cookies, because God knows I always eat a whole sleeve at once and have no control.  

I don't know if God will be looking out for me again this year. I do know that I'm gonna have to move faster. 

[sempervivum]

Caramel frappe AND a cinnamon roll.

[dreadfulLeigh]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Mesa's all "Oh for fucks sake, now I have to oversee his Dr. Paradise homework? Don't I have enough to cope with?" 

My thoughts, too. Don’t make her responsible for more of his shit.

[sainte-chapelle]

That bun can feed a family of 4

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Caramel frappe. Nooooo!

And cinnamon roll too.

[Hellga]

Pardon my cynicism, but I think the calories and the 'food = comfort' reinforcement of that cinnamon roll is going to by far outweigh any positive impact that may have been generated by that grief sermon writing attempt!  

[Floatingbison]

Total con job.  Did you ever get the feeling you've been cheated.

[7EasyPayments]

And on the eighth day the Lord created cinnamon buns.

 

[Elizzikra]

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(Probably not an actual Starbucks.)

It wasn't - they showed the storefront. I don't remember the name but it wasn't a Starbs.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

Caramel frappe. Nooooo!

Anna cinnamon roll.

[snarkish]

Dude is actually using religion and the bible to justify his actions, eating that Diabetes inducing combination? FFS...

[charmed1]

He thinks if he eats a cinnamon roll like Elaine Benes’ boss, it’s fewer calories than you normies who eat it with your hands.

Edited January 13, 2022 by charmed1

[Chicklet]

I don't like cinnamon rolls, am I weird?

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, MsVixen said:

I like Keanu's acting.  All those John Wick movies are entertaining,  

I do too…he is great in action flicks. I enjoyed his cameo roles as well. It’s funny when he kinda pokes fun at himself.

Edited January 13, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[poeticlicensed]

No surgery here. Musa needs to get that green card and run 

[QueBueno]

1 minute ago, Sproutlet said:

A caramel frappe AND a cinnamon roll?! I have the jitters just thinking about it, and I (unfortunately) have a sweet tooth.

And severe diabetes.

[catlover79]

Can we get our two hours back? Right now? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m old enough to remember Dr. Now telling him he has to stick to the diet. Or else!

[ams1001]

21 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

This photo has made me disproportionately, unabashedly joyful! I LOVE the small, scrawny, saggy butts of actual frogs!!

He looks like a little old man getting out of the tub.

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

 Did you ever get the feeling you've been cheated.

Johnny Rotten?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

He is bullshitting you, Dr. Paradise. This guy needs a job selling timeshares.

I'm prepared to bet a shiny quarter that Dr. Paradise knows he's full of shit. He's been around. 

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Was it an Irish rock band?

LOL, no, it was a funk/R&B band. They opened for Chic and James Brown and lots of other big R&B acts. They wore things like silver jumpsuits and platform shoes and were, to hear him tell it, the hottest thing going, bringing down the house on the regular. 

[Suzywriter]

Man, that kid has quite an arsenal of hostility built into his DNA. He has Kody's hostile posture,  attitude and delivery coming out of  Janelle's RBF. 

[aliya]

1 minute ago, Chicklet said:

I don't like cinnamon rolls, am I weird?

Yes

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, String Theory said:

Doing sermon but eating cinnamon roll& Frappuccino......dude still doesn't get it!

Don't think he's truly a minister, he sounded pretty shaky when Dr. P asked him he studied about grief and mourning to become a pastor.

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, Elizzikra said:

It wasn't - they showed the storefront. I don't remember the name but it wasn't a Starbs.

Dunn Bros.  We have several of them in the Twin Cities.

[snarkish]

1 minute ago, catlover79 said:

Can we get our two hours back? Right now? 

We have been robbed. Yet again.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

He looks like a little old man getting out of the tub.

Now I am even more in love with him!

[poeticlicensed]

Is it almost over? I can't watch the fat girl partying with her oxygen tank and Kootie complaining anymore

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

No surgery here. Musa needs to get that green card and run 

And there was the "actual surgical procedures" black screen notification at the beginning of the episode.  More lies.

[babyhouseman]

I'd rather have Jim Bakker as a minister than this guy.