S10.E11: Ontreon's Journey LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, Elizzikra said:

That's just mean.

One of my best friends in college was Sarah Lee.  But she was 'Sarah with an H'! 

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

It should be easier for this guy…his wife cooks delicious healthy meals. 

You can lead a horse to dinner, but you can't keep him from cleaning out the fridge while his wife is at work.

[CringeWatcher]

Ok had to go back and start watching for reals. Just saw the trip to the grocery store and I haaaaaaate this guy. “We need more ice cream. Go get me a chair. Run, Forrest, run.” 
Bet, dude. Wait until the next time you ask for a cookie. Or a drink of water. Or for me to take this pillow off your face. 
I really hope she punches him before this show is over. 

[ams1001]

23 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Did he just say he's drinking protein shakes that aren't on the diet because he needs to make things easier on himself?

Do I win anything for getting all the reactions on my post?

[aliya]

5 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

They are so full of sugar. 

Not all of them. Atkins isn't. Protein powders aren't, unless you have a weight gain one. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I love panettone and am proud I didn't buy one this year.

I'm proud of you, too.  They are hard to resist. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, DropTheSoap said:

You can lead a horse to dinner, but you can't keep him from cleaning out the fridge while his wife is at work.

If she isn’t a feeder then I wonder what she sees in him. What does he contribute to the marriage. Does he work? Do they do things together besides eat and go grocery shopping?

[DropTheSoap]

1 minute ago, ams1001 said:

Do I win anything for getting all the reactions on my post?

Self satisfaction. 

And a platter of pizza.

Edited January 13, 2022 by DropTheSoap
needed a better prize.

[libgirl2]

Just now, aliya said:

Not all of them. Atkins isn't. Protein powders aren't, unless you have a weight gain one. 

True, I was thinking more Slimfast. 

[ams1001]

Why are your tennis shoes in storage?

[libgirl2]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I'm proud of you, too.  They are hard to resist. 

So yummy with butter..... 

[umgoblue]

His feet look like....WHAAATTTT? Yikes.

[TazDevil]

"Tennis shoes in storage" is an ... original ... excuse for trying not to exercise.

[Chicklet]

Just now, ams1001 said:

Why are your tennis shoes in storage?

He can't bend over to put them on, therefore useless maybe?

[charmed1]

His feet look like he drives a car in Bedrock. 

[Hellga]

3 minutes ago, DropTheSoap said:

You can lead a horse to dinner, but you can't keep him from cleaning out the fridge while his wife is at work.

Especially not when Mommy Dearest is there to stuff the said fridge with all the bad-for-him not-on-the-diet things he loves!

[Suzywriter]

9 minutes ago, aliya said:

Not all of them. Atkins isn't. Protein powders aren't, unless you have a weight gain one. 

Atkins, Premier Protein and Lean Protein are sugar free. So are the knock offs of all three, made by Walmart.

Why the hell is "I Melt With You" on a damned cheese commercial? I still remember dancing with some stranger in Toad's Place in New Haven, CT while watching Modern English perform that song live. 

Edited January 13, 2022 by Suzywriter

[DropTheSoap]

Workouts aren't going to take the weight off. He's not going to out-exercise what he inhales in a day.

[umgoblue]

2 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

"Tennis shoes in storage" is an ... original ... excuse for trying not to exercise.

I am going to use this one day.  Pure genius.

Edited January 13, 2022 by umgoblue
Because typos should be corrected.

[ams1001]

24 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I used to drink those carnation breakfast shakes until I realized how bad they were. I was in my early 20s, in school and working so just needing something to sip during my commute. I tried one recently and all I tasted was sugar

I have some of the powder mix in my kitchen. I don't drink them very often. Sometimes I add it to a smoothie.

[dreadfulLeigh]

Look, I’m an ambulatory, able bodied person and I keep tripping wearing slip on slippers. How is he even walking in them?

[poeticlicensed]

I saw someone on a cooking show make French toast out of a panettone. Gah that looked so good

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think he needs weights yet, he carries enough weight around. He needs mild cardio

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

True, I was thinking more Slimfast. 

Slimfast is chocolate milk, with a secret extra cravings-causing ingredient added. 

[EtheltoTillie]

38 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Damn it! My strategy was to use an area code as my guess for the scale, so I chose Massachusetts. I knew I should’ve picked Las Vegas.

Buffalo. 

[MsVixen]

Just now, umgoblue said:

His feet look like....WHAAATTTT? Yikes.

His feet are Ashy!!!  I should kick him out of the race because we self-respecting African-Americans always lotion up so the Ash don't show!!!

[Hellga]

Those are some serious looking weights.  25 pounds, maybe?  If not more? Though given he is a man who is used to carrying literally hundreds of pounds of extra weight, he probably needs massive weights.

I feel bad for his wife.  She is trying, but he is just sabotaging her efforts. 

[7EasyPayments]

C'mon ! Ya gotta break a sweat, dude!

And not because you're speed eating Cheetos!

[libgirl2]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

I saw someone on a cooking show make French toast out of a panettone. Gah that looked so good

Yum.... 

[mmecorday]

What were those little balls they were eating?

[Burning Rubber]

If you want your laundry to smell nice, use Gain. Those pellets aren't as good!

....

Not more workouts! Ugh!

Musa knows she's wasting her time, always postponing the diet to tomorrow. 

[Lillith]

Probably to this guy he thinks anyhting that's not fried is "flavorless". No motivation of any kind. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

 

Why the hell is "I Melt With You" on a damned cheese commercial? I still remember dancing with some stranger in Toad's Place in New Haven, CT watching Modern English perform that song. 

Aargh, I hate that song. My husband was in a band that opened for Modern English once, at the Paradise in Boston. He swears they did a 40 minute dance version of "I Melt With You". 

[charmed1]

You fat bastard. That lady works, cooks, and keeps that tchotchke hell in order and you have the nerve to criticize her cooking?

[Burning Rubber]

Just now, mmecorday said:

What were those little balls they were eating?

Ground chicken or turkey balls?

[String Theory]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm proud of you, too.  They are hard to resist. 

I am too @Suzywriter.  I lost 75 lbs.on WW  six yrs. ago.  Have kept it off.  Agree it's not easy in beginning but eventually became a way of life!

[Hellga]

I did not need to see that upward boob shot.  Now I have to wonder what his bra size would be.  67H?

[DropTheSoap]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have some of the powder mix in my kitchen. I don't drink them very often. Sometimes I add it to a smoothie.

I use them for baking...sometimes for drinking.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I have some of the powder mix in my kitchen. I don't drink them very often. Sometimes I add it to a smoothie.

I used those to get breakfast into tired kids before school, when I had kids. Milk, breakfast drink powder and a banana mixed in the blender.  They drank it without complaint.  It can be added to heated milk to make "hot chocolate" with the same stealthy plan....get some nutrition into skinny kids with the metabolism of an entire herd of steer. 

[Splashes]

8 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Premier Protein makes Cookies & Cream, and a Banana flavor that is to die for.  The caramel flavor over ice with 2 shots of Keurig espresso is the breakfast of the gods. Of. The. Gods.

Ill have to try that. Im supposed to have one of those but I tried the caramel and it smelled like boost abd made me start gagging after a few sips.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, poeticlicensed said:

I saw someone on a cooking show make French toast out of a panettone. Gah that looked so good

Mention of Panettone reminded me of re-watching The Great British Baking Show Masterclass with Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood doing Christmas recipes.  Gawd, they looked good!  Nobody can slap dough around like Paul!

[fonfereksglen]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Aargh, I hate that song. My husband was in a band that opened for Modern English once, at the Paradise in Boston. He swears they did a 40 minute dance version of "I Melt With You". 

One hit wonders making it last!

[poeticlicensed]

Musa looks beautiful in that dress

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

You fat bastard. That lady works, cooks, and keeps that tchotchke hell in order and you have the nerve to criticize her cooking?

Right? What a fucking bastard. 

[EtheltoTillie]

I wasn’t sure what to expect from this appointment. Haven’t you watched the show?  

[ams1001]

"I forgot my bible."

Dude, you're at a church.

[Kid]

He is lucky to have this woman as his wife and he does not realize how fortunate he is.

[Lillith]

It's not fair? You did this to yourself you deflecting douche. Ugh he annoys me. 

[aliya]

Wait - he's going to his seminary graduation and forgot his bible? Or thought no one else there would have one? Pleeze. He was just embarrassed to get in front of everyone.

[dreadfulLeigh]

My sneaker’s are in storage.

I forgot my bible at home.

I only skimmed the diet plan.

Way to commit.