S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[Guest]

Well, this took quite the sharp right turn into Depressing As Shit Town, occupancy: 1.

[CrazyInAlabama]

So mommy booted her mountain of lard out?    Wonder what Seana did to Mommy, or did Mommy get another boyfriend?

  

Is that a different dog waiting for crumbs that will never be dropped?   I thought the other one had short hair?   

Good heavens!   I could gain weight just watching her eat that awful lunch.     So for the next 50 minutes we get to watch her huff Cheetos, and huge sandwiches, in that nasty little house?   

Edited February 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[ams1001]

22 minutes ago, DC Gal in VA said:

Seriously. How big is that pile of steaming bullshit?

I sincerely don't understand how she "lost" the email. For me to permanently delete an email I have to delete it then go and delete it again from the trash. It takes like a month or something before it'll be auto-deleted. Even if she accidentally deleted it from her inbox, she'd probably have had to not look for it for at least a few weeks for it to be completely gone. Which means she wasn't looking for it.

Did she say she lost her apartment? Why? And her mom won't pay the friend anymore... Oy.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, Kid said:

Another Sean!  

Just add the letter a.

[Splashes]

Two sandwhichs is still quite a lot of food for a normal person. Each of those slices has like 100kcal. Plus the stuff from the chicken salad or whatever that was.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Dr. Now should give her a copy of the diet inscribed on stone tablets.

She would find a way to lose them.  After all, unless Moses was resurrected to carry them for her, there's no way she would put in the effort to lift them.

[Snarkastikate]

Congrats on the tough love mom!  Maybe this is what turns her around?  I didn't even realize she was living with mom, and I figured the state was paying for Derrikus.  Surprise!  

[fonfereksglen]

Just now, Callaphera said:

I found out today that the Duolingo app has an option for learning Latin. 

They put it on the bottom of the list with the other made-up languages like Klingon and High Valyrian. 

High school Latin gave me a 100 on every vocabulary and comprehension test ever.  Just do not ask me to be a good speller.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

I found out today that the Duolingo app has an option for learning Latin. 

They put it on the bottom of the list with the other made-up languages like Klingon and High Valyrian. 

You can learn Klingon??

 

[Kid]

3 minutes ago, ShortyMac said:

She's high as a kite.

That is a very good point!

[Pepper Mostly]

She wants to be a tour bus driver like her mom, because its the only job she's ever heard of. She's so limited she can't think of anything else. Nurse? Teacher? Licensed electrician? Astronaut? Nuclear physicist? Nah. 

[DC Gal in VA]

Soooooo did she lose the diet AGAIN 'cause I don't think eating FOUR slices of white bread at a time is on the fucking diet!

Edited February 27, 2020 by DC Gal in VA
Typo.

[Donut Bear]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, and now her mother threw her out? WHAT IS GOING ON??

I would throw her out too if I were Cricket

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I wanted to grab the puppy and run

I always want to save the poor pets.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I sincerely don't understand how she "lost" the email. For me to permanently delete an email I have to delete it then go and delete it again from the trash. It takes like a month or something before it'll be auto-deleted. Even if she accidentally deleted it from her inbox, she'd probably have had to not look for it for at least a few weeks for it to be completely gone. Which means she wasn't looking for it.

Did she say she lost her apartment? Why? And her mom won't pay the friend anymore... Oy.

She tosses it, then regrets it. You can't lose a freakin' email!

[nokat]

One hour in and twelve pages already. This one must be a doozy.  I have many pages to read to catch up. 
 

[gameshowjunkie]

This is too depressing. I'm out.

[nytonc]

I’m still trying to get over the fact that this one owns an actual bra! 

[MsVixen]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to be a tour bus driver like her mom, because its the only job she's ever heard of. She's so limited she can't think of anything else. Nurse? Teacher? Licensed electrician? Astronaut? Nuclear physicist? Nah. 

There is a special needs young man who takes the tickets at the movie theater.  He can tell you which screen and where to go.  If he can find a job, this blob should be able to find something.

[LizzyB]

19 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 

I can't believe this girl is actually waiting for PAPERS. The papers are already ON THE INTERNET! GOOD GOD.

The very same internet where you can find meth head "boyfriends" who will later steal your vehicle.  She knows how to use it.

[sagittarius sue]

4 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

Last drink or shot of heroin before rehab mentality.

I had two Reese's Easter Eggs last night before giving up chocolate for Lent.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, MelissaMinion said:

“I cannot get her to eat her vegetables.”

WAIT, Dr Now knows about the potatoes and corn? Does he talk to the filming crew behind the patient’s back?

I bet they all text him all the time. "Dr. Now, for real, she's shoveling down corn and potatoes like its her job" 

7 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

This girl needs to mainline some Prozac.

It could only improve her personality.

[Gbb]

And Mom’s patience wears out. 

[ams1001]

How many weeks in a row do I need to hear Twitney asking about when to sacrifice her best friend?

[poeticlicensed]

I googled Dr Now diet and it said one slice of bread at lunch with tuna and light mayo. Cut to Seana eating 4 slices of bread. Can she not read? 

I figured she and mom got into a big fight when mom  found out she only lost one pound in 3 months. 

[materialgirl101]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She tosses it, then regrets it. You can't lose a freakin' email!

I have lost emails - they disappeared when I opened them on my phone but they were not in my mail on my laptop or iPhone. It’s a server thing.  

[Callaphera]

I'm pretty sure Fanta orange isn't on the approved diet list, Seana. 

[Chicklet]

It is depressing, but she got a new place to live, she got food, so she's not totally incapacitated. But seems like she has no friends and no helpful family, ugh

[Granny58]

11 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She looks so shifty. One minute she's doing a little flirty thing like a six year old, the next she looks like a cornered rabbit, trying not to make any sudden moves. 

Actually, probably a coping technique she developed to survive her dad.

[DEG9]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She wants to be a tour bus driver like her mom, because its the only job she's ever heard of. She's so limited she can't think of anything else. Nurse? Teacher? Licensed electrician? Astronaut? Nuclear physicist? Nah. 

ditch digger, janitor, dog washer, sewer inspector...

[Snarkastikate]

If I see Whitney and Buddy flopping around on the bed again I swear I'm gonna puke.  

[7EasyPayments]

5 minutes ago, JunkFoodTV said:

Why do the eat like crazy on the trip down???!!! 😠

I think that is a TLC/reality TV/producer. construct - not that they wouldn't do it  anyway.😎

[Kid]

That poor little dog.  I have no sympathy for her but I certainly have sympathy for that dog.

[AnnaBanana]

Imagine that, she missed her appointment.  We all knows it’s because she’s not following the diet.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

I'm pretty sure Fanta orange isn't on the approved diet list, Seana. 

Maybe frahhhed Fanta is.

[Callaphera]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

If I see Whitney and Buddy flopping around on the bed again I swear I'm gonna puke.  

That's not on Doctor Now's diet but I bet it's on the TLC diet. 

[Donut Bear]

Here comes another last chance

[Armchair Critic]

Wonder if she knows how to do laundry, that shirt is pretty wrinkled

[Hellga]

I can't believe there are still 47 minutes to go.  I hope there is SOMETHING that's going to happen, this is way boring.

[Suzywriter]

Those pursed up lips suggest use of psychotropic meds or benzos.

[Azubah]

"He abandoned me." You stopped paying him! That's how jobs work.

[MelissaMinion]

Aah, so mom didn’t kick her out, she gave up the apartment and moved out of state. And Derrikus ran away...

She really does need some help with depression before she even starts the program. 

[MsVixen]

45 more minutes to go.....

[Colleenna]

12 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

I love that show. And Surfside Six.

 

How about Hawaiian  Eye? Remember that?

[Callaphera]

If you keep making that face, it's gonna stay that way... oh, wait, too late for Seana. 

[ShoePrincess]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, and now her mother threw her out? WHAT IS GOING ON??

Eating a bag of chips and two sandwiches of something mixed with lots of mayo is certainly going to make that all better. 

That pouty face stirs my inner rage.

 

[Armchair Critic]

We've got 45 minutes left, is she going to have a big turn around because this will be boring watching her flounder.

[ams1001]

And now the diet is packed in a box somewhere...

[Kid]

 Now the diet is in the boxes packed.

[Guest]

OH! Now the diet plan is in a box she packed. That she didn't take with her.