S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dr. Now has really been going overboard with the Just For Men.

[Jeeves]

Oh, it's Dr. Paradise. No Lola jokes, darnit.

[sagittarius sue]

Progress, she's wearing slides, and visiting Dr. Paradise.

[mmecorday]

"Oh, think twice. It's just another day for you and Dr. Paradise."

[umgoblue]

Someone FINALLY told her it is not sanitary to roam this earth without shoes on.

Whoever did that, us pounders thank you!

[Callaphera]

Dear Dr. Paradise:

1. Boo! I want Lola and Lola's wig of the week.
2. That's fucking cruel to make appointments with the stars of this show and make them wait in that two inch wide waiting room.
3. WTF was with having to go through your unfinished garage to get there?!

[CrazyInAlabama]

15 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

If she didn't buy 2 seats the poor person next to her

Wasn't that Southwest?    No airline will sell her only one seat.   The other passengers would call a lawyer over that.    I wouldn't put up with it as a passenger either.    

Poor Dr. Paradise.    She is absolutely ignoring everything Dr. Paradise is saying, isn't she? 

I bet Mom's touring was something more interesting than bus driver.    Mommy just doesn't strike me as someone with a regular job then, and as someone else guessed, maybe stripper?   Or groupie or roadie. 

If I see Twitney Thore on that building one more time, I'm pushing her off the edge.  

Edited February 27, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Carboncat]

3 minutes ago, MelissaMinion said:

Unless you wore them to important appointments, you are forgiven. (As I sit here in my llama leggings...)

I have llama leggings!  I got them at Walmart at Christmas.  Comfy!

[Donut Bear]

Sorry but I think her father was right to talk about her weight.  More abusive to let your child reach 500 pounds

[Azubah]

Just now, Donut Bear said:

Sorry but I think her father was right to talk about her weight.  More abusive to let your child reach 500 pounds

Trying to set her on fire was probably overdoing it, though.

[Donut Bear]

Just now, Donut Bear said:

Sorry but I think her father was right to challenge her about her weight.  More abusive to let your child reach 500 pounds

 

[fonfereksglen]

4 minutes ago, ShoePrincess said:

I took Latin, too. I loved it.

 

I've been Italy five times because of HS Latin!

[Callaphera]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

Wasn't that Southwest?    No airline will sell her only one seat.   The other passengers would call a lawyer over that.    I wouldn't put up with it as a passenger either. 

Twatney claims that unless TLC is paying, she only buys one seat and just snarks back makes long winded IG posts about how MEEEEEN people are for body-shaming her when they complain.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Dr. Paradise, 'cause Seana's knocking on heaven's door . . . 

[Dianaofthehunt]

I like the deep tissue massage analogy.

Go ice skating, Seana! *That’s* exercise!

[MelissaMinion]

I like Dr Paradise. He’s the right choice for her. I hope he gave her a thorough screening for depression.

[Chicklet]

Just now, Azubah said:

Trying to set her on fire was probably overdoing it, though.

Yea feel the burn, should just be a saying.

[hoosiermom]

therapy = potty break for me

[Snarkastikate]

So can Dr Paradise help her break free from her zombie-fied state?   

Oh I didn't realize she was a swimmer,  oh I can definitely see that.  Yup, yeah......sure

[sainte-chapelle]

I had to walk through an airport once with no shoe on, I spained my ankle in France and made the mistake of taking my shoes off on the plane. After 9 hours my foot swelled so much I could not put my shoe back on. 

[Poudre]

1 minute ago, Donut Bear said:

Sorry but I think her father was right to talk about her weight.  More abusive to let your child reach 500 pounds

I’m sure her father didn’t “talk” about her weight. I’m sure it was cruel and abusive language.

[babyhouseman]

Just now, Snarkastikate said:

So can Dr Paradise help her break free from her zombie-fied state?   

Oh I didn't realize she was a swimmer,  oh I can definitely see that.  Yup, yeah......sure

I'm seeing whales and free willy. 

[MsVixen]

I'm so sick of Whitney's commercial!  Why does she have to sacrifice someone at all?  Doe she NOT know how to handle a boyfriend and a female friend?

[DEG9]

2 minutes ago, Donut Bear said:

Sorry but I think her father was right to talk about her weight.  More abusive to let your child reach 500 pounds

I think dear old Dad was doing more than talking to her.  😞

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Twatney claims that unless TLC is paying, she only buys one seat and just snarks back makes long winded IG posts about how MEEEEEN people are for body-shaming her when they complain.

Body shaming? She's trespassing into their seat and she feels persecuted? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Ewww during Twits fake proposal I just noticed her back is all drenched with sweat.

[umgoblue]

1 hour ago, umgoblue said:

I walk away from the tv for a moment and I hear is mouth breathing.  I hate mouth breathing.  I come back to find out that she is just trying to get into the car.

Seana,

Mouth breathing happens when you keep your trap open and your tongue hanging out.  Please.please.please fermez la bouche (have returned to my Rosetta stone lessons!)...

Edited February 27, 2020 by umgoblue

[Callaphera]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Body shaming? She's trespassing into their seat and she feels persecuted? 

It's Twatney - persecuted is her way of life. Also stank. 

[DEG9]

Just now, MsVixen said:

I'm so sick of Whitney's commercial!  Why does she have to sacrifice someone at all?  Doe she NOT know how to handle a boyfriend and a female friend?

When you sacrifice them, you can then eat their heart. Fried with fava beans. Delicious!

[peaceknit]

Just now, MsVixen said:

I'm so sick of Whitney's commercial!  Why does she have to sacrifice someone at all?  Doe she NOT know how to handle a boyfriend and a female friend?

Isn't it a boyfriend a a male friend? Bit different.

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I wore slippers to the hospital but then I had just broken my arm on a wet bathroom floor and had to dress myself with said broken arm, actually I would like a medal for that one.

I hereby bestow upon you, Chicklet, in recognition of your commitment to being properly shod under extreme duress, the Order of the Pounder. Go in peace. 

1 minute ago, Snarkastikate said:

So can Dr Paradise help her break free from her zombie-fied state?   

Oh I didn't realize she was a swimmer,  oh I can definitely see that.  Yup, yeah......sure

She's a swimmer. So's a manatee. 

[Donut Bear]

1 minute ago, Poudre said:

I’m sure her father didn’t “talk” about her weight. I’m sure it was cruel and abusive language.

Who knows.  

[Caoimhe]

1 minute ago, Poudre said:

I’m sure her father didn’t “talk” about her weight. I’m sure it was cruel and abusive language.

Yeah, intervention at a young age would have been a good thing but hurtful comments only make things worse.

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Twatney claims that unless TLC is paying, she only buys one seat and just snarks back makes long winded IG posts about how MEEEEEN people are for body-shaming her when they complain.

Would bitch-slappin' her be MEEEEEN 'cause I really, really need want to.

[crazycatlady58]

11 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

*whispers* I used to have bear slippers

I want bear slippers.

[Callaphera]

Just now, DEG9 said:

When you sacrifice them, you can then eat their heart. Fried with fava beans. Delicious!

Buddy's got a lot of meat but I'm not sure if cocaine is a good tenderizer or not.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I don't care if this fool loses down to 100 lbs, and becomes the reincarnation of Mother Theresa, I still loathe her.    

Enough with the bad foot commercials. 

[Ivylady]

Hey, y'all! I had to work late, so I'm just joining in. Looks like I'm in for a lot of fun. 

[Colleenna]

1 minute ago, MsVixen said:

I'm so sick of Whitney's commercial!  Why does she have to sacrifice someone at all?  Doe she NOT know how to handle a boyfriend and a female friend?

You should  come join us at the snark fest for My Big Fat Fatuous Lie...uhhh, Fabulous  Life. 😉

[MsVixen]

Just now, peaceknit said:

Isn't it a boyfriend a a male friend? Bit different.

Could be but why do I have to hear this shit every week?  Either sacrifice the motherfucker or shut the hell up!

[mmecorday]

Just poured myself a glass of wine. I can only take so much of this without reinforcements.

[Splashes]

Who is twatney people are talking about?

[DEG9]

Just now, Ivylady said:

Hey, y'all! I had to work late, so I'm just joining in. Looks like I'm in for a lot of fun. 

The snark is WAAAY more interesting than this non-loser.

[Guest]

Does she know that when she charges that $20 pint of ice cream "to the room" that she's gonna have to PAY FOR IT?

[SunnyBeBe]

Does Seanna survive.....? She seems hopeless.

[Azubah]

I'm kind of sympathetic. It doesn't work for me to go for a 20 minute walk when I'm hungry either.

[peaceknit]

Just now, MsVixen said:

Could be but why do I have to hear this shit every week?  Either sacrifice the motherfucker or shut the hell up!

All I know of the show is from commercials. I could never watch her.

[Splashes]

No bad

*baps*

[ShortyMac]

SHE LOST THE DIET PAPERS A THIRD TIME???????????????

[Pepper Mostly]

Doesn't the hotel have a pool? 

Oh here we go. How much has she gained back? I say 27 pounds. 

SHE LOST THE DIET AGAIN.