S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[AnnaBanana]

They’re always trying, Dr. Now doesn’t understand, and it’s not their fault....

[Caoimhe]

So the therapy has messed her up and none of this is her fault?!  This is a new level of delusion and we’ve seen some doozies!!

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg, therapy messed her up. THAT’S her problem.

[navine]

she doesn't feel it's her fault  ... it's the therapy's fault.  Whoa

[Hellga]

It's not my fault, therapy messed me up - I think that's a new one.

At least, only 15 minutes left in this snoozer of an episode.  Probably the single most boring one I have seen.

[fonfereksglen]

4 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

She takes the dog out "sometimes?" Where is that poor animal pooping and peeing when Seana can't be bothered to amble outside instead of of the snack room?!

That's the Hoarder's crossover.  

Edited February 27, 2020 by fonfereksglen
I can't spell.

[Colleenna]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

Eating ice cream out of the carton and chips out of the bag is going to result in weight gain, not loss.

Maybe something will finally click with the fourth copy of the diet.

 

Hope springs  eternal,  usually  unjustified. 

[MsVixen]

The "Therapy messed me up"!  New square on the Bingo Card!!!

[peaceknit]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

Eating ice cream out of the carton and chips out of the bag is going to result in weight gain, not loss.

Maybe something will finally click with the fourth copy of the diet.

 

Looking at my watch....nah.

[sagittarius sue]

Just now, Splashes said:

Hopefully snarkable? I might have to add that to my list of trash tv to watch...

Definitely snarkable, check out the forum on it.

[Poudre]

3 minutes ago, Giant Misfit said:

She takes the dog out "sometimes?" Where is that poor animal pooping and peeing when Seana can't be bothered to amble outside instead of of the snack room?!

I saw she put pee pads down on the motel room floor.

[AnnaBanana]

I don’t know if I can make it through 15 more minutes of this.

[Azubah]

Well ackshully...you can get worse before you get better in therapy. Dragging yourself through the emotional pain can be wrenching.

[DC Gal in VA]

Oh look Seana, there's that vintage Geico commercial featuring your brother Pinocchio!

[Jeeves]

Oh, shit.  Now she's saying "I think the therapy messed me up somehow." And the weight gain? "It's not my fault."

I just can't with her.

[diet7up]

I wish Judge Judy was there to say “Um is not an answer”.   
 

[Snarkastikate]

I think the only future she has is to get in the old interwebs and find herself a dude who's got a major fat fetish.  But her personality is so null and void that could present a problem.  The older Slayton sister had more going for her than Seana.

 

[AnnaBanana]

Just now, Poudre said:

I saw she put pee pads down on the motel room floor.

I’m so glad I didn’t see that!  Although I did see the spoon she was too lazy to pick up.

[Callaphera]

3 minutes ago, Splashes said:

Hopefully snarkable? I might have to add that to my list of trash tv to watch...

Watch the season where she keeps having "dance battles" with another dance class troupe. Or just watch Twat "dance". Her little shuffle-shuffle-arm raise-"Wow, so good and difficult, guys!" never gets old. 

OH and when her trainer finds her stuffing Starbucks chocolate chip cookies in her maw while sitting in her car outside his gym. Heh. 

Edited February 27, 2020 by Callaphera

[Guest]

The best part of this episode tonight is Seana's dog and the Botox commercial.

[Chicklet]

This patient is way above Dr. Now's pay grade. She needs a keeper and a lock on the vending machine.

[SunnyBeBe]

Maybe, TLC needs to have “try outs” for this show. And you have to lose at least 15 pounds to submit your application.  There needs to be some minimum requirement.  Two wasted hrs...,no. 

[Concerned]

This episode is so dull. I hope it’s to set up Penny WATN next week.

[AnnaBanana]

Oh my word she’s bigger!!!

[Snarkastikate]

It's not her fault!   She's failing because of the therapy!   Still in the hotel I see.  

[Ivylady]

Meth? How did meth enter the equation? 

[Splashes]

Is that a pee pad on the floor?

[DEG9]

3 minutes ago, AnnaBanana said:

I don’t know if I can make it through 15 more minutes of this.

just keep reading the comments. You can make it!

[Chicklet]

Oh Dr. Paradise no you didn't! (looking around this slightly messy house)

[CrazyInAlabama]

My guess is "trying really hard" will mean up 20 more pounds.   

[AnnaBanana]

If she says she’s trying hard one more time I might scream

[DEG9]

Just now, Splashes said:

Is that a pee pad on the floor?

for the requisite dog.

[mmecorday]

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This episode is so dull. I hope it’s to set up Penny WATN next week.

Really?!?

[Carboncat]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Doesn't the hotel have a pool? 

Oh here we go. How much has she gained back? I say 27 pounds. 

SHE LOST THE DIET AGAIN.

Probably didn't look for the pool.  The "snack station" was on the way.

[Splashes]

God that face she wears with the pouty lips is just the worst

[AnnaBanana]

661?!

[LizzyB]

See ya! Gained weight! 

[Snarkastikate]

2 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

Watch the season where she keeps having "dance battles" with another dance class troupe. Or just watch Twat "dance". Her little shuffle-shuffle-arm raise-"Wow, so good and difficult, guys!" never gets old. 

OH and when her trainer finds her stuffing Starbucks chocolate chip cookies in her maw while sitting in her car outside his gym. Heh. 

You forgot the best part.   The twerking.  Always the twerking. 

[Dianaofthehunt]

1 minute ago, SunnyBeBe said:

Maybe, TLC needs to have “try outs” for this show. And you have to lose at least 15 pounds to submit your application.  There needs to be some minimum requirement.  Two wasted hrs...,no. 

Agreed. There should be some degree of screening participants for probability of success. (Though screening sure as hell doesn’t pay off on “Hoarders”...)

[MelissaMinion]

Oh, my goodness....I have no words.

[ams1001]

20 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I wore slippers to the hospital but then I had just broken my arm on a wet bathroom floor and had to dress myself with said broken arm, actually I would like a medal for that one.

How about a merit badge?

She gained 25 pounds?!

[sainte-chapelle]

Why is she cleaning the damn hotel room,damn she is gaining!

[Armchair Critic]

OMG she gained 25 pounds. I am laughing right now because it beats crying in frustration!

[sagittarius sue]

She weighs more now than at the beginning.  Good grief.

[DC Gal in VA]

2 minutes ago, AnnaBanana said:

Oh my word she’s bigger!!!

Holy Shit @AnnaBanana you nailed it!

Edited February 27, 2020 by DC Gal in VA
Typo.

[Callaphera]

"It's just over for me."

*checks clock* 7 minutes left? Yeah, you done, honey. 

[Jeeves]

She's gained more weight. And she doesn't understand it. Seven minutes left in the episode. The only suspense is if Dr. Now is going to fire her as a patient.

Edited February 27, 2020 by Jeeves

[babyhouseman]

Twiiter is having fun with her paper losing. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaaand, she's gained it all back. This is my shocked face. 

[AnnaBanana]

Today?