S03.E13: Under Pressure

[Chalby]

10 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Tom wants teevee fame so he hitched his weenus into Darcey...

4 years of Face timing to Darcey who yammered on and on about Jesse..the gnashing of teeth, her crying, her wailing , the weeping...

Tom signed the dotted TLC contract to be all in for the fake story line of meeting Stacey and her Eurobot Fluoride....he looks like a unwashed ferret....

Stacey is very jealous of Darcey's TLC career.

Too funny!!! I think Stacey can't help herself but point out how fu**ing desperate Darcy appears on television, which reflects on her as a twin. Before Darcey left for the UK, Stacey kept telling her to ease up on the engagement/proposal talk, and Darcey sees this as competition. The only one that appears to be completing is Darcey... I don't get Darcey's need. She's been married, and has kids. Let it go - no one wants to see her in a 'white dress'.

[Hangin Out]

4 hours ago, not you again said:

I have something to say about Darcy but I'm not sure it would come across as kind to other menopausal women - of which I am a card carrying member of the "been through that" club as of a month or so ago.  NO MORE HOTFLASHES FOR ME!!!!!!!

I realize that women go through menopause at different ages but I really suspect she's shaved off a decade from her age.  She is shaped like a postmenopausal woman.  Lots of cruel things happen during menopause but one of the things I didn't expect was to become barrel shaped - and that's what Darcy is.  Maybe it doesn't happen to taller women; I don't know. It was one of the last things to happen in my menopause.  I'm short (5'1") too and she tries to disguise this but sometimes - like when she turned sideways when she was lugging her bags down the steps to go to Albania - it's on full display.  It makes her boob job look even worse.  Her butt looks old too.

The only thing that doesn't add up is generally, your hormones settle down and you're a more rational human being, not a randy international dick chaser.

I’m finished with menopause a long time but still get PMS. believe it or not.  Same time every month, I get bloated, crabby, sleepy and headache.  The body does change .. that’s nature.  Darcy would look better with proper clothes, not motorcycle chick leather clothes.  She’s short and stumpy and her clothes are too tight, and she should put those gigantic balloons away already.  She’s also too old for those shiny hooker boots.  Don’t even get me started on that stuff she calls hair.  I want him to see her in the morning after she showers.  He’ll hit the road so fast, you’ll hear the wind fly by.

[libgirl2]

13 minutes ago, cinsays said:

Yeah, how on earth is it his fault that the father did not come to meet him? Ridiculous. Ben may really care for Akini and she seems to like him, but this relationship is doomed and he is in danger.  Run.

I get a feeling if these two could be left to their own devices and away from the drama, they might do fairly well. 

[Hangin Out]

3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I get a feeling if these two could be left to their own devices and away from the drama, they might do fairly well. 

How can he possibly care for her.  She barely speaks.

[libgirl2]

9 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

I’m finished with menopause a long time but still get PMS. believe it or not.  Same time every month, I get bloated, crabby, sleepy and headache.  The body does change .. that’s nature.  Darcy would look better with proper clothes, not motorcycle chick leather clothes.  She’s short and stumpy and her clothes are too tight, and she should put those gigantic balloons away already.  She’s also too old for those shiny hooker boots.  Don’t even get me started on that stuff she calls hair.  I want him to see her in the morning after she showers.  He’ll hit the road so fast, you’ll hear the wind fly by.

I had a hysterectomy so I really had no idea when I started menopause. No hot flashes at all, no mood swings, I feel the same as always. Then the doctor checked my hormones and was surprised that I didn't have any symptoms. 

I think when Darcey initially showed up on this show, she wasn't quite so over the top as she is now. Yes, she wore her heels but her clothes didn't seem so "much" as they do now. 

3 minutes ago, Silver Bells said:

How can he possibly care for her.  She barely speaks.

No, I think they like each other enough to at least give dating (in person) a try. My mother didn't speak much English when she met my dad and they were married for 52 years until his death! 

Edited September 16, 2019 by libgirl2

[essexjan]

I agree with everyone who's said that the behaviour Angela is showing towards Michael would not be tolerated if the genders were reversed. She is vile.

I am warming to Zied, he seems decent enough and he has a good family who care about him. Unfortunately, he's got himself webbed up with a dishonest woman who is not in a position to offer him what she's promised. If she's still going to be responsible for her ex-husband for ten years, how on earth will she be able to afford to bring Zied over to the States, if he still wants her once she admits her Big Lie?

Tim and Jeniffer are so boring I barely watch their segments. Likewise Caesar. And Avery and Omar.

Darcey and her sister's relationship is the epitome of passive-aggressive sibling rivalry. I think they hate one another. I also noticed that when they were all on the bridge, Darcey asked if it was a place where marriage proposals take place, and Florian said it was. Tom said "I can understand why, it's beautiful." The next thing we see is a TH of Darcey saying that Tom was talking about proposing! 

And if Darcey says one more time "Stacey and I's relationship" or "Tom and I's relationship" I will personally travel from the UK to Middletown, CT and superglue her giant duck lips together.

I wanted to cry when Ben was singing to Jesus to give himself some comfort from the nightmare he's found himself in. Fidel is an abusive bully and, as others have said, I'm glad Ben has a camera crew to offer him a measure of protection. He needs to get out of there, fast.

Edited September 16, 2019 by essexjan
Forgot about Avery!

[sainte-chapelle]

40 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

Tom wants teevee fame so he hitched his weenus into Darcey...

4 years of Face timing to Darcey who yammered on and on about Jesse..the gnashing of teeth, her crying, her wailing , the weeping...

Tom signed the dotted TLC contract to be all in for the fake story line of meeting Stacey and her Eurobot Fluoride....he looks like a unwashed ferret....

Stacey is very jealous of Darcey's TLC career.

Lol at unwashed ferret. He reminds me of the girls from the movie Hostel. They get uglier the more you look at them.

Edited September 16, 2019 by sainte-chapelle
Damn autocorrect

[libgirl2]

7 minutes ago, essexjan said:

I agree with everyone who's said that the behaviour Angela is showing towards Michael would not be tolerated if the genders were reversed. She is vile.

I feel bad for Michael. I don't think he is an evil guy. 

Edited September 16, 2019 by libgirl2

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, libgirl2 said:

I feel bad for Michael. I don't think he is an evil guy. 

He can do better than Angela. If he wants to get to the US so badly I am sure he can find another American woman.

[kacesq]

2 hours ago, Drogo said:

In case anyone missed the episode, here's a visual recap - 

Tim-


JenifFer-

Benjamin-

Akinyi-

Darcey-

Tom-

Stacey-

Florian-

Caesar-

Maria-

We do not deserve you, Drogo...is that a very young Mark Paul Goselaar in the Wonder Years clip?

[DiamondGirl]

3 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I feel bad for Michael. I don't think he is an evil guy. 

When she smashed that cake on his face and lumbered away, it was so sad and embarrassing for him.  There’s just no justification for humiliating a person like that.  

Angela is an ugly, vulgar creature who deserves nothing good.  And I don’t mean ugly in her appearance (although it’s true) but ugly in her innards.

[hookedontv]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

We do not deserve you, Drogo...is that a very young Mark Paul Goselaar in the Wonder Years clip?

That totally is a very young MPG!

And yes, Drogo, we do not deserve you. You caused me to die all over again. Maria will call Caesar to ask for $ to send flowers. Again. 

[ChiMama]

8 hours ago, Gobi said:

8 hours ago, Xena said:

My fellow Primetimers - I rewound the 'fight' that Darcy\Stacey had at the Albanian bridge two times - I can't understand the mumbledebrargh way that they both talk, I'm sure the lip injections don't help.  I cannot for the life of me understand - what the fight was about?  Can anyone help enlighten me?  I know I'm also asking you to apply logic and reason regarding these two, and I know that may be impossible.  Please do the best you can - what were they arguing about?

I couldn't figure it out either. I think that the unspoken cause was that this was where Fluoride proposed to Stacey, and Tom shot down any chance of the same for Darcy.

From what I recall, while getting ready to pose for the 4-person 'selfie' Darcy was slamming Stacey's hair (the words 'rats nest' were uttered) and Stacey told Darcy to worry about her own stuff and keep her nose out of Stacey's stuff. I think it escalated from there . . .

Edited September 16, 2019 by ChiMama

[libgirl2]

13 minutes ago, DiamondGirl said:

When she smashed that cake on his face and lumbered away, it was so sad and embarrassing for him.  There’s just no justification for humiliating a person like that.  

Angela is an ugly, vulgar creature who deserves nothing good.  And I don’t mean ugly in her appearance (although it’s true) but ugly in her innards.

It was demeaning to him. Michael had tried to be nice to her and as I said seems nice enough for a guy wanting a green card (this is no Luis we are talking about). 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, libgirl2 said:

It was demeaning to him. Michael had tried to be nice to her and as I said seems nice enough for a guy wanting a green card (this is no Luis we are talking about). 

Of all the cast members, Grangela really takes the cake. Wait a minute..........

[Marley GMA]

On ‎9‎/‎14‎/‎2019 at 6:10 PM, alegtostandon said:

I never felt the voice we heard for "Maria" matched the photoshopped picture we saw. 

Hope this is ok to post here,  I was watching an old episode (2013) of Dr. Phil this morning.  A woman who met the "love of her life" on a dating app. I think he was from Nigeria or Nairobi, something like that.  They had been "dating" for a year,  every plan to meet fell thru,  he owned a construction business & always needed money.  She had sent about $190,000 over the year.  All of his money (6 million dollars) was in an overseas account under her name.  Dr. Phil hired investigators & tried everything to convince her she was being scammed but she refused to believe it.  His phone calls were just like we hear "I love you,  baby".  Then there was group of 3 guys all being scammed by the same person,  beautiful woman from another country,  one guy even proposed & sent an engagement ring based on texts & her picture.  Not only did Dr. Phil find the woman whose picture they received (a girl from US who had no idea her pictures were being used for this)  & brought her on,  he found the person who was initiating the scam. Showed the guy's her picture,  thought they were going to faint.  He could not show the picture on air,  I think he was getting fraud charges started. 

Reminded me so much of what we see on this show. 

I saw this too and absolutely COULD NOT believe that she had an answer for everything Dr. Phil told her. Meanwhile she send her son's money to "Dan" as well.  The hair coming up through the passport photo and the picture being the same as the license still did not dissuade her.  My husband was on the computer in the room while I was watching it and stopped dead in his tracks and asked "WTF is wrong with this lady".  I guess the good/sad thing is she has no more left to send him. 

[AnnMarie17]

37 minutes ago, essexjan said:

And if Darcey says one more time "Stacey and I's relationship" or "Tom and I's relationship" I will personally travel from the UK to Middletown, CT and superglue her giant duck lips together.

I'll put the kettle on, come on over.  

[Cherrio]

1 hour ago, humbleopinion said:

Cesare crying as he looks out into Cancun Bay.....Cut...as the camera crew and production clear the equipment...Cesare  has already started trolling for the singles websites for another Ukraine babe for him to have a lovey dovey relationship....

Idiots like Ceasare never learn their lesson...he is still looking for his soul mate...

I found his new soul mate.

[calpurnia99]

On 9/13/2019 at 7:04 AM, Zevious Zoquis said:

Assuming the Caesar/Maria story is not fake (and it very well could be), I have a strange sympathy for Maria's "plight."  I mean imagine starting out on a scam, finding a mark and working him for some money, and then playing the game of stringing him along for YEARS!  All those love bird messages (sexual too of course) you have to respond to...and the constant talk of making plans to meet.  She probably figured the thing would end the first time she skipped out on a meeting but NOPE!  Caesar is relentless and stupid and hopelessly naive and he WON'T GO AWAY!  She's reached a point where she doesn't even care about the money anymore she just needs it over!  lol...I'd imagine she couldn't believe he actually would give her more money when she asked.  She might even be able to rationalize it in her mind as fair compensation for the work she is doing! 

Ben is doomed.  

I think the plan is to sell his name to another agency for a percentage. He is going to have another foreign girlfriend very soon. They are not going to let a guy like this go free. 

[calpurnia99]

Also I think once Darcy broke up with the Dutch guy, she realized she need to keep her reality TV star career going. She had been chatting with a lot of  foreign guys online but figured this guy Tom, could help her stay on TV.  She may have asked several other males chat pals and he agreed. She asked him if he would do it, and pretend they had this more serious relationship so she could keep up being a STAR! He said he would do it, but then once he met her, and saw he was being filmed, he was mortified and embarrassed that all his friends would see him with this woman, but it was too late as he already signed the contract. His annoyance with her is real. He is not going to dump her but finish out the contract. She most likely knows very well that Tom isn't the love of her life and they have no future but is saying all these things to try to keep the Reality Star gig going. 

[zillabreeze]

5 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

he was mortified and embarrassed that all his friends would see him with this woman, but it was too late

I follow you're thinking, but how do you explain that freak show that met them for drinks?  He seems to have a "type.

29 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

It was demeaning to him. Michael had tried to be nice to her and as I said seems nice enough for a guy wanting a green card (this is no Luis we are talking about). 

He seems like he's slide right on into being Molly's househusband and have her kids adoring him.

[libgirl2]

Just now, zillabreeze said:

He seems like he's slide right on into being Molly's househusband and have her kids adoring him.

I thought the same thing. Maybe Molly needs to hook up with him. 

[shockermolar]

On 9/13/2019 at 7:59 AM, Gobi said:

Would that be in cash, or the equivalent in chocolate panties? Asking for a friend.

They don't have to be chocolate. If my eyes didn't deceive me there was also a gstring version of the old school candy necklace, which one OUCH and two holy yeast infection.

[the-grey-lady]

I could've lived another 80 years, quite happily, without seeing a replay of Angela's cake-gasm.

[MajorNelson]

3 hours ago, Snewtsie said:

You are spot on. Rebecca literally gives Zied's family not ONE reason to like her. She can't even freakin' smile and go through the motions of conversation. 

And neither can Benjamin.  Makes me question why these people bothered.  I guess they want someone else to be awkward around.

[Dobian]

41 minutes ago, calpurnia99 said:

I think the plan is to sell his name to another agency for a percentage. He is going to have another foreign girlfriend very soon. They are not going to let a guy like this go free. 

That seems to be the prevailing theory here.  These "dating" agencies (he went specifically to a Ukranian matchmaking site) put up pics of porn/cam girls who model for them, but the guys are really just talking to whoever on the office staff.  And they avoid ever meeting the guys in person or even facetime with them, because they aren't the girls in the photos.  They just milk them for money.

Edited September 16, 2019 by Dobian

[Dobian]

2 hours ago, Adeejay said:

I am not enjoying this season. Only Avery and Benjamin's storylines seem authentic. The others seem way over the top and hard for me to believe. 

I don't even think Scooter Pie's story is authentic.  I think she's an attention whore who lost her groove after high school and was desperate for a new angle.  She was watching 90 Days one night while stuffing her mouth full of cheese puffs, and during one of the Nicole/Azan segments said hey, I can do that one better!  So she grabbed a Koran and a hijab, registered on a Muslim dating site, landed a Syrian dude, and sent an email to TLC.

[Gobi]

21 minutes ago, zillabreeze said:

I follow you're thinking, but how do you explain that freak show that met them for drinks?  He seems to have a "type”.

Check out the couples page.

[Rt66vintage]

1 hour ago, Chalby said:

That was obviously for the show and her storming off a ranting about stupid controlling crap that she sets him up for is exhausting. He wants to go to the USA so bad he's trying to anticipate what answer to give that will make her happy. I wish he'd get a backbone and post on instagram that he wants an American woman to love, marry and have children with. I am pretty sure Angela is not the only desperate woman willing to marry Michael. He needs the confidence to realize if he's being threatened, he needs to move on to the next.

Well,  Angela seemed to be turned on when Mykull objected to his car being held hostage. Maybe if he showed some backbone to the beast's threats and abuse she'd calm down and actually respect him. Obviously, meek and obsequious men trigger her violent side. Her grandchildren are probably not the only ones kowtowed by this large angry woman. 

[TzuShih]

On 9/12/2019 at 1:02 PM, Brooklynista said:

Ben needs to see if his Air B&B is still available, wish a good life to Akinyi and explore Nairobi as best he can until it's time for his return flight to the States. 

Brother Fidel looks like he's about to break out into The HULK.  Any day now....aaany daaay...

[shockermolar]

6 hours ago, Thisgirllovespasta said:

Rebecca at the market....

"We don't have olives like this in America"

Uhh yeah we do....

I die! Exactly what I said during that scene. My local chain grocery has a damn olive bar. Does she live under a rock?

[calpurnia99]

26 minutes ago, Dobian said:

That seems to be the prevailing theory here.  These "dating" agencies (he went specifically to a Ukranian matchmaking site) put up pics of porn/cam girls who model for them, but the guys are really just talking to whoever on the office staff.  And they avoid ever meeting the guys in person or even facetime with them, because they aren't the girls in the photos.  They just milk them for money.

Yes I know. But I am surprised that they were going to let a "live one" off the hook. I am pretty sure they are just going to get a different one for him next or sell his name to a different agency for a percentage. I think they may have got wind that it was being filmed, so they were afraid they would get caught or exposed, so ended it for now. They strung it out for 5 years but I think will just switch him to a different voice. Why would they let him go? That makes no sense as they could have got a lot more out of him. I think they are just switching agencies/voices.

[renatae]

On 9/12/2019 at 10:17 PM, HappyDancex2 said:

I'm dragging 30 pieces of luggage and a giant hair weave that cries on a dime.

Haha - brilliant!

[Dobian]

8 minutes ago, TzuShih said:

Brother Fidel looks like he's about to break out into The HULK.  Any day now....aaany daaay...

Fidel and Ben

[ChiMama]

1 hour ago, Gobi said:

Of all the cast members, Grangela really takes the cake. Wait a minute..........

I did laugh a little when she was sputtering "Michael thinks he can get to me with cake because he knows how I feel about cake . . ." We ALL know how you feel about cake, Angela -- watching you eat it last season was a low point -- repellent and unforgettable.

[A-Lo]

3 hours ago, iwasish said:

Rebecca hasn’t got much going on up there herself either. Her major interest in Zied seems to be focused south of the border. His interest in her is mostly in her ability to get him to America. 

I was just thinking this exact thing myself!  She seems mostly annoyed with Zied, not in love with him.  Why would she want to marry someone she's so under-excited about?  At least Angela seems really into My Cull.  Until she isn't.

PS

I wish my husband would bring me a cake when I'm upset with him!

Edited September 16, 2019 by A-Lo

[renatae]

On 9/13/2019 at 11:27 AM, Zevious Zoquis said:

Oh I know Maria (whatever she actually looked like.  No doubt she isn't the porn star she pretended to be) wasn't really having to invest a huge amount into the actual words and everything.  But just having to put up with years of message notifications from Caesar!  I would find it soul-destroying after a while!  Don't get me wrong, she's an evil person for doing it to him, but if he was actually sending her $800 a month she was essentially a paid employee.  

When you think of an actual "relationship" being conducted, that would be wearing, but I agree that when you aren't invested, it's easy to just repeat platitudes. I think I'd feel richly rewarded at $800 a month. Much better than doing actual work, especially for employers who don't appreciate you at all.

"Maria, clear off those 10 tables, and don't lollygag around like a tortoise on Zanax this time!"

Edited September 16, 2019 by renatae

[Haute Messe]

19 hours ago, Toaster Strudel said:

He used CheapoAir, a third party. The reservation "goes through" with CheapoAir but it additionally needs to clear with the airline. It didn't for lack of funds.

There is no airline on earth that is going to issue a ticket until they are fully paid. Full stop.

9 hours ago, Hannah94 said:

I watched the second hour (I cannot understand this show or how it works with On Demand). I caught Darcey say "Tom and I's" instead of "Tom and my" three times. Has she been hanging out with Grangela (as in "Michael and I's relationship")? That shit irks me to the core. It is very simple grammar and English is your first language, you thirsty ass bitch. OMG now the waterworks while they are sight-seeing in Albania. Stacey looks uncomfortable and embarrassed. Dare I say, she got all the emotional maturity and common sense in this twin-ship? 

This! And did you count how may times "you know" was said between the two of them? I lost count.

5 hours ago, Racj82 said:

I know a lot of people really love to analyze others grammar but this is a common mistake a lot of people make and/or don't care about. There are a lot of things to rip on this woman for but for me, this ain't one of them.

Interesting, I do not know one single person in my day to day life who says _____ and I's, and I find it amazing that basic education can vary that much from place to place.

3 hours ago, Snewtsie said:

You are spot on. Rebecca literally gives Zied's family not ONE reason to like her. She can't even freakin' smile and go through the motions of conversation.  I felt no sympathy when Zied's sister was laughing at the "ex before the ex", etc.- it was high time someone held a mirror to Rebecca and pointed out how ridiculous she is. She violates rule after rule in their culture and then wants them to embrace her. What a joke. And I will scream if I have to see her make that damned scrunched-up, side-pursed lip expression one more time.

That facial expression makes her look hideous, and she is not attractive to begin with. I think she sees herself as being "cool" and "edgy"......

2 hours ago, Adeejay said:

Rebecca's story line is fake. Let me see if I understand this.  Instead of telling Zied she is married, she blurted out that she had a lesbian affair. The tattoos and the three ex-husbands didn't "make him angry", so he passed those tests.  Now it's time to pull out the lesbian affair.  This should really rankle him.  It is all a bit much.  In the current political climate, there is no way ICE is going to allow her to sponsor another K1 fiancé in the near future and TLC knows it.  So, given the premise of the show, she shouldn't have been casted. 

I am not enjoying this season. Only Avery and Benjamin's storylines seem authentic. The others seem way over the top and hard for me to believe. 

Agree 100%.

50 minutes ago, libgirl2 said:

I thought the same thing. Maybe Molly needs to hook up with him. 

And what Molly really needs to do is hook up Big Ang, Becky and the toxic twins with a proper bra fitting. They are all oozing out and it looks disgusting.

[iwasish]

2 hours ago, humbleopinion said:

Stacey is very jealous of Darcey's TLC career.

And Darcy is blinded by jealousy of Stacey’s engagement ( “on the first trip”, “ they’ve been engaged for 3yrs”, “they had an immediate connection” “its a blessing”) 

[sainte-chapelle]

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Like Matt's Alla from a few seasons ago. A nice attractive woman, not 25, not claiming to be a model, not grasping. I bet she makes a lovely home too, is kind to Matt, and that they have a nice life together. These twits who think that a girl like Maria (if that's really her name!) would give them the time of day deserve to be taken. Caesar is a simpleton. And now he's a broke, humiliated simpleton. 

Tom does not have the knowledge about women that he claims. If he did he'd know that sticking his peen in Darcy would be tantamount to scouting venues for the engagement party. 

I liked Alla, she wanted a better life for her son and really seems to love Max and refused to stay if Matt didn't accept and love him. She was honest with Matt about her feelings but eventually did fall in love with him. They seem very happy together. She was also the only one on the tell all that was kind to Anfisa and tried to give her solid advice.

[iwasish]

1 hour ago, MajorNelson said:

And neither can Benjamin.  Makes me question why these people bothered.  I guess they want someone else to be awkward around.

All he and Akinyi do is stare at each other make moon eyes. If Ben refers to her as his dark chocolate and she calls him her vanilla ice cream, I’ll puke. And then when he points to his cheek, a silent command to kiss him, I do throw up a bit in my mouth. For a man of God, he’s certainly as concerned about the pleasures of his flesh as he is about his spiritual health, probably more so. 

[Persnickety1]

19 hours ago, liammaam said:

I know there’s a lot of speculation of Tim being trans, but I kind of wonder if he has a touch of dwarfism? I don’t know if there’s a spectrum of dwarfism, but if there is, I’d peg him as being on it. 

Interesting because I told Mini Persnickety last night I suspected he had some sort of syndrome but I couldn't be sure which syndrome, and she suggested possible dwarfism, too.  

[iwasish]

Just now, Persnickety1 said:

Interesting because I told Mini Persnickety last night I suspected he had some sort of syndrome but I couldn't be sure which syndrome, and she suggested possible dwarfism, too.  

I think his hair style, which doesn’t compliment his head shape, butchered eyebrows, unblinking eyes that give him a vaguely lizard look and relatively slight stature make him look “odd”. I wonder too if he is missing his collarbone, he has the upper body shape of that kid actor, (he does some internet company commercials , curly hair).

[Tatortot]

I haven't laughed in a few months like I did last night.   I had a feeling Angela would throw that cake in his face, and she did it............She is quite the character.

Anyone notice on Pillowtalk that Colties cat was straddling his leg?   Who in the world taught him to do that?

I don't get Stacey as much as I don't get Darcy.   She has been engaged for 3yrs?  why aren't they hitched and living out their dream?   At least the age diff seems closer with them compared to Darcy.

With all the social media out there, why hasn't an online guru got a wind of Maria from Ukraine?   I sure would like to see what she really looks like.

Anyone know what Zied does for a living?   and is that smoke thing automatically brought to the table in a resteraunt?    I can't imagine trying to eat with everyone doing that.

[sasha206]

4 hours ago, Silver Bells said:

I couldn’t believe they make such a nice cake over there.  Like my local supermarket.  Anywho, why do these people here go through all that trouble to get a bride or husband in a foreign country?  Why not just a dating site here in the U.S,A.?  Have they exhausted all the sites?  Besides the plane fare, they have to deal with the dowry, and K2’s or whatever they are, and all the problems with the families and the lack of language.  Just seeing where Akinyi lives and the ways of her family and their customs makes me sick.  We all live in Paradise here.  Thank God.

Control!   For those ugly Americans that go for the fiance in the poor countries, the ugly American gets their sexual fantasy and can dangle the dream of coming to America over their heads.  

For the Darcys, not enough time for them to realize how empty a shell she is.  And the cute accents are a real turn on.  She's looking for that true romance.

The Averys are turned on by the danger of it all and escape.  I think she would prefer not to live in the states and instead settle in Dubai.  

[sasha206]

4 hours ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Like Matt's Alla from a few seasons ago. A nice attractive woman, not 25, not claiming to be a model, not grasping. I bet she makes a lovely home too, is kind to Matt, and that they have a nice life together. These twits who think that a girl like Maria (if that's really her name!) would give them the time of day deserve to be taken. Caesar is a simpleton. And now he's a broke, humiliated simpleton. 

Tom does not have the knowledge about women that he claims. If he did he'd know that sticking his peen in Darcy would be tantamount to scouting venues for the engagement party. 

Matt was actually pretty attractive for a 90 Day Fiance.  Nice looking, wealthy.  Didn't he have several failed marriages though?  Alla was sweet as was her son.  She wasn't in love with Matt in the beginning but he seemed to be very kind and patient with her.  I wouldn't be surprised if they are very happy together now.

[Toodleoo]

15 minutes ago, iwasish said:

I think his hair style, which doesn’t compliment his head shape, butchered eyebrows, unblinking eyes that give him a vaguely lizard look and relatively slight stature make him look “odd”. I wonder too if he is missing his collarbone, he has the upper body shape of that kid actor, (he does some internet company commercials , curly hair).

Tim is proportioned like those old Thunderbirds puppets, bless his heart:

[zillabreeze]

3 hours ago, Chalby said:

Let it go - no one wants to see her in a 'white dress'.

I wouldn't mind a Bridezilla crossover.  The was one chic that was so insufferable to her family and friends that they all ate, drank and bailed.

Bride was walking around all alone sobbing and wailing and cleaning up trash in her gown.  I'd be good with any of these dumb bitches to be in that position, but Darcy would probably be the most entertaining.

[Spike]

11 hours ago, brilliantbreakfast said:

I’m baffled by the hate for Avery's mother (who yes, does bear a strong resemblance to an overweight version of Valerie Bertinelli).

Mixed with Camryn Mannheim from The Practice.

[PityFree]

4 hours ago, trimthatfat said:

I really think he went to this thinking he’d get to know Avery first and they’d plan for a wedding at a later point if it felt right. I don’t doubt Omar likes Avery, but I can tell there are things about her that confuse him that would be dealbreakers if he weren’t so anxious about leaving Syria. Like, it really does seem she converted by reading a Wikipedia article and then declaring herself Muslim. I don’t see a true dedication to the faith and I don’t think Omar does either.

I would really love to know just how much she forks up the language when she prays in her pretend Arabic.