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For the love of God, Victor...stop calling Nikki "my baby" already! It's like nails on a chalkboard! I'm not an alcoholic and don't have much knowledge about the disease. So I'm asking this out of ignorance, obviously. Why would Nikki, if she's trying to stop drinking, carry a flask of vodka with her everywhere she goes? The temptation is available right at her fingertips. I don't get it.

Do any of you have the slightest interest in this never-ending corporate takeover storyline? Especially when entire episodes are devoted to it. As soon as I see one happening, I FF through the episode. I really miss Tucker being with Ashley. TSJ literally sparkled when he was in scenes with her and was able to express his sense of humor. Way better than the Snidely Whiplash version we have now.

The Esther Valentine goes to LA storyline is just a rip-off of the film "Mrs Harris Goes to Paris" right down to her pulling wads of cash out of her purse and being treated with disdain by those around her (looking at you, MO). The main difference being that the film, starring Leslie Manville, was charming while poor Esther's presence there just makes no sense.

Does anyone know what they do to the lemon carcasses draping everyone's glasses of iced tea? They are very cool-looking and the only thing that captured my interest on yesterday's show.

Ridge did something so heinous to Brooke by running to Taylor (not to mention sleeping with her and proposing to her) after listening to that fake call to CPS without even giving her the opportunity to defend herself! He should be thanking his lucky stars that she'll even talk to him. So why is SHE the one doing the pursuing? It's not wonder that neither she or Taylor feel secure when they're with him...he puts in zero effort to indicate his interest in either one of them. He should be wining and dining Brooke all over Rome. Maybe I could possibly get behind a Bridge reunion then. But not like this.

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On the ONE day I was actually interested in watching show, some meteorologists from Philly cut in to talk about thunderstorms in the area and hijacked the ENTIRE second half! Can anyone fill me in on what happened after Faith spit water in Cameron's face? And with the baby? Thank in advance!

The only positive aspect of the Aspen trip is that we don't have to see Krista Allen's bare, bony shoulders every damn day!

I cannot for the life of me understand how those women do shot after shot after shot in the middle of the day like they do. They act like college students on spring break! How do they function after drinking so much? Does Bravo push them to drink in hopes that it'll fuel epic fights?

I live in Dover, DE where Kail's office is located. Every time I drive by it, I can't help but think what a waste of money that is. An entire office just for podcasts? Now I'll eagerly be looking at a "For rent" sign since it seems like Kail has officially signed her own termination letter from MTV.

It was breathtaking, wasn't it? I hope this is the last time we'll have to see her smug, arrogant mug on MTV ever again. And good luck with those podcasts, Kail, once you're off the show and you fade into well-deserved oblivion.

What a waste of money! And why would she put the exterior of the office on air? I live in Dover and just drove by it while I was running errands. I'd seen it a million times before but never knew what BMND stood for. Now I do and so some potentially shady people. Kail's not the sharpest knife is the drawer, is she?

Shouldn't "world renowned" psychiatrist Taylor know better than to get involved with someone on the rebound? Especially since that someone was professing his love for his "destiny" (another woman" the very same day he declares to Taylor that he wants to come "home" to her? She would be advising any of her patients to take some time with making a transition to a new (in the case, old) relationship after leaving one of long-standing duration. I wonder if she can sue herself for malpractice? I wish Brooke would go to a good stylist, get some some lowlights in that mess of blonde on her head along with a really chic haircut, get out of her dowdy mourning clothes, and remind that sleazebag husband of her of what he's giving up!

She had slightly more with the original Ashland. They're both cold-looking people.

Things you sleep about when you can't sleep : couch sex. Alll of the couch sex we've been witness to forever, the latest romp being on Adam's office couch. We can all say it in unison...Eww!!! Why do Billy and Lily, Chance and Abby, and countless other couples seem to have sex only on their couches? Then it hit me...Show has hardly any bedroom sets! Sharon used to have a bedroom in her cottage. Jack had one in his home. Even Devon and Amanda had a bedroom back in the day. But now? The only actual beds we see are at the Grand Phoenix. So when a couple is staying there, there might be some actual normal sexy time scenes. But other than that, we're left with couches. Lots and lots of icky couches. Moral of the story? Get a sleep aid!