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2 hours ago, Alonzo Mosely FBI said:

I have to disagree, that scene in Wild Things is for sure Denise’s claim to fame ! Far surpasses Charlie !

Let’s try it like this. While Denise was a hit in  Wild Things and ridiculously gorgeous in the 2000’s........she didn’t have her own money.

The rumor has always been Denise was an actress getting by escorting and how she met Charlie.  The pregnancies locked him down.

Denise real claim to Beverly Hills working actress-marry rich Society is Charlie’s money.  That $50,000  a month has kept her comfy in those Beverly Hills Mom groups! 

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16 minutes ago, missyb said:

While I have always been a Kyle fan, I am not liking her defensiveness from the jump. And, I hate her arguments. Well, you don't know my grandmothers names, well you called me this first, well you did this.  Her arguments are very juvenile. Its always a retaliation to what someone else did first. Wish I had better examples but if you watch, you know what I mean.

I do know what you mean but I have been watching the reruns they have recently shown from seasons 1 and 3; also I am a newbie watching VDP Rules.  I think LVP is a reality show master and Kyle is not, and this is her frustration that LVP is able to make her (and others) look bad.  Because Kyle isn't good at it and LVP is, Kyle comes out looking more petty and juvenile.  But I find myself agreeing with Kyle  in principle.

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I’m confuddled...this epi begins wi5h a blow out between Lisa, Ken & Vyle. Then there s a two weeks prior...and so what? What the hell happened to percipitate that blowout? It seemed like we ought to know when the6 did the “Two week’s ago” shit, but no...is it just moi?

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Hahahah!  Kyle is so boring.

That is the same house interior as her last! 

Same kitchen, same bar, same little front room for HWs to film their  chats.

Same tired ass Interior Designer, Faye Resnick. 

Kyle took her insurance money, went back to Hermès and bought more handbags. 

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3 hours ago, IKnowRight said:

Denise was a Bond girl!  Perhaps not the most memorable Bond girl, but that’s pretty cool. 😎

She's one of the worst Bond Girls in the history of the franchise. She played nuclear physicist Christmas Jones. She was as wooden as a Sequoia. Bond's last line in the film as he's having sex with her character is "I thought Christmas only came once a year." Blergh!

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18 minutes ago, smores said:

The break in at Dorit's house was real, it was a thing on Million Dollar Listing LA this season.  They had their house on the market with 2 of the brokers, PK was a dick to the agent of the person who was making an offer, so it didn't sell.  Then it was robbed a week later.  They took it off the market due to the robbery and they later caught the people who did it, it turned out that they were basically using open houses to case their next job.  Pose as a buyer, come tour the property and see if the house is full of good stuff, then come back and steal.  

I can't with Kyle.  She's always ripping into LVP about how she's not there for Kyle and yet when she knows that someone that is supposed to be one of her closest friends is just a month or so out from the unexpected death of their brother, at the same time that they are starting to get a new bar open and (though it can't be referred to), are going to be filming a show, she comes out loaded for bear when Lisa mentions that Kyle wasn't at the TomTom party.  Instead of just making a comment like "Remember, I just got in from x that day? I'm sorry I missed it, it sounded like fun/the pics were amazing!" she basically throws a fit and storms out because LVP is somehow coming after her and she's not having it.  And then when LVP apologizes to her and explains that she's just had a lot going on with her brother Kyle seriously looks at someone she calls a friend and says "I've had stuff going on TOO LISA!"  Girl, bye.  

Also, let's talk about her face.  I know she preemptively said something to Teddy about her left eye being bigger, but I do not for a minute buy that she has some random, unexplained "maybe brain tumor, maybe botox" thing going on.  That eye is wonky as fuck and she either got bad botox or had an eye or brow lift and it didn't heal all the way or something.  It is noticeable in her interviews, too.  

The break in was real but they didn’t steal her stuff.  Dorit  has no stuff.

If you are selling and showing your house then you should put your things away in a vault. 

 It looks like her entire wardrobe is rented along with a stylist for the season. 

Some of these chicks need to stop that.  They are always in costume!

They look stupid!

What rich ladies in BH are running around in costumes?  It is the Carrie Bradshaw effect who was always dressed in ‘fabulous’ costumes on SATC.

Ken is so sweet!  The way he takes care of Lisa......a girl can dream.  LVP hit the jackpot. 

Dorit and PK were doing morning farts under the cover with their kids! Classy!

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6 hours ago, itsadryheat said:

Dorit continues to be tough to watch. Oh, she got robbed too, purses, ahhh ok, Dorit. Had get back my spirituality back, so I went to Utah and climbed a rock. For my kids. 

Some of the craziest excuses for logic I've ever heard! Of course, Dorit's "logic" has always been hard for me to follow.

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6 hours ago, sunshine23 said:

Let's face it, her connection to Charlie is Denise's real claim to fame.

Oh, come on. Didn't she make an exercise video? 😂

Right now, though, she seems like a breath of fresh air. No drama to bring. Yet.

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7 hours ago, Pickles said:

Lisa Rinna looks skinnier than ever. I suppose her daughters will be fixtures on the show. Ugh.  Kyle looks different. 

When Kyle was fussing over the fact that one of her eyes was looking bigger than the other, I noticed her eyes during the first season. I was surprised she didn't address the issue then since she's addressed every other malady she anticipated.

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I agree with PeeKayyy's t-shirt look reminding me of the Downey commercial.  ALL I could think of! Agree that LVP is the best player and "actress" at this franchise. Kyle needs to let her go. It's true Kyle seems immature and stunted age-wise at the height of her "stardom." Rinna's boobs and skeletal figure=yikes! Hamlin Ha-didn'ts=go away! Not interested! Teddy's son peeing outside the pool and Erika laughing and saying "it's ok! Finish up" and laughing it off was cute. I think Erika is on her defense with grown women/adults but when it comes to kids, her down-home roots show. I've never disliked her. I just REALLY dislike her style. So expensive to look TACKY. Denise Richards seems cool and I agree I'll have to double-take all season long between her and Teddy- very similar look with them and both attractive women. 

Why does it seem like Kyle's walk has her hulking around spread-legged? She needs to work on a more feminine walk. A little bit with Teddy too...I get that she's fit and muscular but her look is just that- muscular thudding around. I always think a woman should walk like a woman and I appreciate when my hubby reminds me to turn my feet back INward as I walk lol. JMO. LVP has aged amazingly.  I'm sorry what she went through wher brother. Sounds like they were close😔

I'm all in agreement Dorit's "robbery" story was almost word for word Kyle's story. Seems like a scam and never would I leave my children for a trip like that. My babies *are* my "spiritual awakening." I'm glad also with dog-gate that LVP was tough on the poseurs at their lunch & said it should NOT have happened! I see Kyle's point with LVP but we are ADULTS here and friendship tests should have expired in middle school.  Who gives?!

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4 hours ago, princelina said:

Rinna may humble brag that it's a weird California thing, but goat yoga was happening last summer in Zelionople, PA.  Where's that, you ask?  Exactly. 

I know! Been there, bought something, lol.

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I don't like Kyle's house. Its too cold and modern, and looks like she's trying too hard. Her old house may have been large, but at least it had a cozy feel and some character. Kyle is, and always will be desperate for the attention her mother tried to get for her. She also has to appear that she knows all. For example, her bringing up  C Thomas Howell/Charlie Sheen. Kyle obviously hasn't kept all those "old" BH mommy friends. I wonder why. I did like her haircut though.  

I liked Denise and thought she fit in well.

We've already seen more of Tom than we did all last season. He looks even older and more shrivelled up. Kind of reminds me of a turtle.

PK is just too greasy and slimey for words;a perfect matchfor Dorito.

I lie Teddi but hate her house. Again, no character and feels totally opposite of what I'd expect her fo have.

Please PTB, no more Hamlin spawn, although they should run the names of the plastic surgeons used by the HW in the credits so the general public knows who to avoid, and blame for the poor work.

Not surprised Brandy resurfaces due to the smell of LVP's blood in the water. I would love to see her go head to head with Er-yuck-a and Dorito. She would definitely put them in their place.

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4 hours ago, renatae said:

It also seems when Kyle makes a new "bestie" she starts making trouble with Lisa. I'm thinking of the season she got attached to one of the newer women (at the time) and kept calling Lisa "jelly," for starters, followed closely by the eternal "you are not a good friend to me" accusations and the huge fallout. Can't for the life of me remember who that was - she did become a major part of the show.

Now Kyle has found a new best buddy in Teddy and here we go again.

I wonder how The Accountability Coach is going to get along with The Morally Corrupt Faye Resnik.... .

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4 hours ago, renatae said:

It also seems when Kyle makes a new "bestie" she starts making trouble with Lisa. I'm thinking of the season she got attached to one of the newer women (at the time) and kept calling Lisa "jelly," for starters, followed closely by the eternal "you are not a good friend to me" accusations and the huge fallout. Can't for the life of me remember who that was - she did become a major part of the show.

Now Kyle has found a new best buddy in Teddy and here we go again.

GMTA — I was just thinking of that scene in Villa Blanca in Season One of lKyle  and that idiot Taylor acting like junior high mean girls with the stupid jelly comments.  I think Kyle has always been annoyed that LVP got a successful spin off while I seem to recall that Kyle was always pitching spinoffs for herself. 

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how did this get flipped on Vile? Lisa does the same thing when she likes someone she lords it over Viles head .... remember her you have been replaced with the whole Dorit thing and now Teddy is super close with Lisa and all the sudden lisa is talking shit about vile to teddy again like she did with Dorit... its lisa that has ONE good friend then shits on her old ones ..... Am I the only one seeing this?

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7 hours ago, gingerella said:

I’m confuddled...this epi begins wi5h a blow out between Lisa, Ken & Vyle. Then there s a two weeks prior...and so what? What the hell happened to percipitate that blowout? It seemed like we ought to know when the6 did the “Two week’s ago” shit, but no...is it just moi?

I think the slide said  it was 2 months ago

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9 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Even if Dorit didn't read the contract, PK did and they don't have the money to pay the $5000 penalty fee, so they got rid of the dog.

It has been clarified that the $5k Penalty is if you rehome the dog without going thru VDPD. Still, that is probably why they wanted to keep it quiet because PK didn't have the $5K. 

9 hours ago, movingtargetgal said:

Brandi's youngest son (about 4 years old) had been taught not to pee in the pool so he got out and went over to the grass and peed, which is what he would do at home.  🙂 Kyle made a huge deal out of the poor kid doing this in front of people at the party.  She acted as if the child was a sexual deviant and would not shut up about it.  She was "outraged" that Brandi, who had a broken foot, did not rush over to stop him and insisted that she should have admonished that poor kid there and then.  I know Kyle has all girls but this is the type of thing little boys do.  He thought he was doing the right thing by getting out of the pool to pee.   Kyle could have laughed it off but she used it to embarrass Brandi at one of her first get togethers with the housewives.

Kyle is a teenager. Her reaction at Brandi's son peeing in the bushes was way over the top. It was handled so much better in this ep. I mean what are ya gonna do? 

9 hours ago, Pattycake2 said:

 I wish the burglars had stolen her wardrobe and accent, too. 

 You HAVE to compartamentalize, work, and distract while grieving or you’d be a mess 24/7.  

1) hahaha and 2) I think that is ultimately why LVP didn't want to talk about the dog  or for it to become a "thing". She is sad and has her hands full. 

1 hour ago, sunshine23 said:

For example, her bringing up  C Thomas Howell/Charlie Sheen. 

The goddamn pretentious way Kyle said "C. Thomas Howell". Maybe he is called C. Thomas as his first name? Only a starfucker like Kyle would refer to him by that name if he goes by a nickname. And  maybe he doesn't.  I don't know but Vyle is awful. Grow up. 

edit? I answered my own question https://criminalminds.fandom.com/wiki/C._Thomas_Howell known as "CT" or "Tommy" .  She could have said I knew Charlie Sheen when he was running with my boyfriend Tommy. NO. She had to make sure we knew she is Hollywood Royalty. 

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10 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I think the Lucy situation comes down to money.

Even if Dorit didn't read the contract, PK did and they don't have the money to pay the $5000 penalty fee, so they got rid of the dog.

It sounds a bit unrealistic that some random woman wanted the dog, DoDo-rito and the Boiled Ham probably brought the dog directly to a shelter and don't want to cop to it.

There's a $5000 penalty fee to return a dog?  That virtually guarantees a dog will be pawned off or kept in a bad home.  I've never heard of such a thing.  Sounds like a motive to adopt out a biter.

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5 hours ago, renatae said:

It also seems when Kyle makes a new "bestie" she starts making trouble with Lisa. I'm thinking of the season she got attached to one of the newer women (at the time) and kept calling Lisa "jelly," for starters, followed closely by the eternal "you are not a good friend to me" accusations and the huge fallout. Can't for the life of me remember who that was - she did become a major part of the show.

Now Kyle has found a new best buddy in Teddy and here we go again.

Kyle did this to Lisa in season 1 with Taylor Armstrong. They had some awkward lunch meeting with Kyle and Taylor giggling uncontrollably as if they had just smoked some weed behind the dumpster before entering. 

Even Kim, in her drunken haze, saw through Taylor.

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