90DF Live Chat: Rice-A-Roni & Google Translate

[hisbunkie]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Did y’all just see Darcey in full face bronzer asking Tom in that clipped manner of speaking she uses: “What are your intentions?”

Geez she’s awful. I wish Tom would say: “I just want some on camera time and some sex, you game?”

Except Tom is not into sex with Darcey.  He even has standards.

[kendi]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Did y’all just see Darcey in full face bronzer asking Tom in that clipped manner of speaking she uses: “What are your intentions?”

Geez she’s awful. I wish Tom would say: “I just want some on camera time and some sex, you game?”

I would love to see this show with everyone's comments being dubbed in. Love this one!

[hookedontv]

Just now, hisbunkie said:

Except Tom is not into sex with Darcey.  He even has standards.

Plus he ends up with bloody noses and twisted ankles after...

[kendi]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Which loser will be endlessly waiting at the airport this episode.  My money's on Yolanda.

But we haven't seen that guy who types "Yes, MMMMMMMMMMMMMM"

 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

My entire life is leading up to the moment when Big Ed's love interest sees him in person for the first time.

I think a lot of people are there with you. He must have used one powerful ring light.

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Could Michael and The Goofballs (sounds like a singing group) be Yahoo Boys? 

Well, I was thinking Michael, Usman, and Lowo would comprise the Yahoo Boys while Zied, Azan, and King Mo make up the Love Rats. Then they all just get rotated out like Menudo once they snag a gross old lady.

[LennieBriscoe]

HTH can Darcey afford that house?!

 

[talktoomuch]

1 minute ago, hisbunkie said:

Except Tom is not into sex with Darcey.  He even has standards.

Didn't she damn near break his ankle.last time they tried? Still can't figure out WTF she was doing to do that.

[DragonFlyzz]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

My entire life is leading up to the moment when Big Ed's love interest sees him in person for the first time.

It would be incredibly satisfying if she took one look, turned around and walked away.

[LilaFowler]

Finally, Darcey. These other people are boring me.

[Armchair Critic]

Geesh Darcy leave a little bit to the imagination, you don't need all that boobage hanging out

[greekmom]

Darcy seems to me like someone who would want a mirror over the bed bc she would want to make sure sexy time looks sexy enough.

[Floatingbison]

I missed the first segment...... wow, Darcey looks rough.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Put those puppies away Darzeeeeeeeeeee

[Gobi]

"He's calling me today. Did you hear the phone ring? Just like a ring for my finger!"

[magemaud]

11 minutes ago, iwasish said:

 

14 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Bergen County here.

Me too

 

Monmouth County, down ‘da Shore checking in! 

[Dance4Life]

First night private hotel room a Must!

 

Poop—Shower—Sleep......in peace!

 

Dont be Nasty Darcey .......perfume your bits at the airport bathroom and expect sex on arrival! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, DragonFlyzz said:

It would be incredibly satisfying if she took one look, turned around and walked away.

The queen would never do that to her king!

 

Or would she??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tom is meeting up with CT Michael to chat about wine.

Edited March 2, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Frozendiva]

Thought Tom was going to meet Michael and Juliana.

[hisbunkie]

I doubt Tom said,” I love you “. I want to see the receipts. 

Edited March 2, 2020 by hisbunkie
Spelling!

[charmed1]

OMG. Darcey’s entire body looks painful. She looks like she’s wearing one of those fake breast plates the drag queens on RuPaul’s show wear.

[mmecorday]

Tom, just remember to cut your steak on the bias or it's over, dude.

[iwasish]

I recall what happened when Jesse invited her to meet him in NYC. She dragged all that luggage there and he takes her to the park to dump her. 
 

NEVER LET THEM TAKE YOU TO A SECOND LOCATION!!!

Tom is meeting a wine investor in NY? Could it be Michael? 

[toodles]

25 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I think that's a requirement to be on a TLC show because the 600 pounders are bad at it too.

The metaphor of bad packing as a sign of a chaotic life is really true for the 600 lb people.  If anyone's life is a complete and utter mess it's the 600 lb people.

Most 90 dayers are pretty bad too, but I'm reasonably sure most of them aren't hosed off on the front porch because they can't fit through the bathroom door.

[mamadrama]

4 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

"When you go up there to see him" Isn't Australia the land down under?

Can verify that around here we use "up to" to encompass every direction: up to Florida, up Nevada, up to DC... It's all up to us. 

[JennyMominFL]

I still cant forgive Jesse for leaving that beautiful pizza on the table

[Angry Moldovan]

I live for the Jesse flashbacks. Tom will never be as funny

[Floatingbison]

YESYESYES.... a Jesse flashback!!!!  This episode has everything!

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Tim is meeting up with CT Michael to chat about wine.

And advice on how to ditch Darcy and find a yacht girl. 

[mmecorday]

I can't figure out if Tom looks like Tom Hanks, Colin Firth or Eraserhead.

[Frozendiva]

Why are you wearing such a cropped top, Darcey?

[Tuneful]

Ed’s got a lazy eye. In his talking heads, he’s positioned so it isn’t as noticeable.

Yes, he's short. But if he shaved, fixed his hair (“Hold the mayo--and the black shoe polish”), and exercised, I can’t believe he couldn’t find a GF in SD or a few miles away in Tijuana (well, he is half-Mexican). He lives on his own, he's employed, he's artistic, he's got no little kids or sulky teenagers (just an adorable doggie), and no ex drama..

I know he’s a photographer, but those photos of women covering every blank space in his home were creepy…like a teenage boy’s room, or Crazy Joe Divola’s (Seinfeld).  Ed works for an interior design company, come on, throw that crap out and fix the place up. Norma needs to roll in there and straighten Pony out.

Edited March 2, 2020 by Tuneful

[OldButHappy]

3 minutes ago, LennieBriscoe said:

HTH can Darcey afford that house?!

 

'Pretty sure that they use air B and B's...

[Armchair Critic]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Darcy seems to me like someone who would want a mirror over the bed bc she would want to make sure sexy time looks sexy enough.

Okay maybe I am putting too much thought into this but she seems like the type who never actually enjoys sex, it is all acting for her.

[sagittarius sue]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I missed the first segment...... wow, Darcey looks rough.  

She and sister Stacey looked even rougher earlier.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Darcy suddenly listens to her gut? <insert snarky comment here>

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

YESYESYES.... a Jesse flashback!!!!  This episode has everything!

 All it needs is Princess Toast.

[renatae]

Darcy looks like she used Big Ed's mayo for her moisturizer.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, mamadrama said:

Can verify that around here we use "up to" to encompass every direction: up to Florida, up Nevada, up to DC... It's all up to us. 

Oh interesting! Thanks for the info 🙂

[OoogleEyes]

Is he wearing compression socks?

[hookedontv]

Looks like Big Ed forgot his neck travel pillow. Oh wait...

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ed is wearing his compression thigh highs.

[Eldemarge]

Remember that high-necked black sequined dress that Darz was wearing last season in her interviews?  I thought it looked great.  She needs to opt for the non-cleavage looks more often.

[Floatingbison]

It's happening people!!!!!!!!!!   It's all happening now... Big Ed is at the airport.

[Dance4Life]

Darcey bought the wrong Groupon!

Did not include enough Botox units for  between the brows.

 

When she talks.....they touch!  🥴

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

Ed’s got a lazy eye. In his talking heads, he’s positioned so it isn’t as noticeable.

Yes, he's short. But if he shaved, fixed his hair (“Hold the mayo--and the black shoe polish”), and exercised, I can’t believe he couldn’t find a GF in SD or a few miles away in Tijuana (well, he is half-Mexican).  

I know he’s a photographer, but those photos of women covering every blank space in his home were creepy…like a teenage boy’s room, or Crazy Joe Divola’s (Seinfeld).  Ed works for an interior design company, come on, throw that crap out and fix the place up. Norma needs to roll in there and straighten Pony out.

Gives a totally creeper vibe.

[Cammi]

Big Ed going to the Philippines screams SEX TOURIST   

[iwasish]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Darcy seems to me like someone who would want a mirror over the bed bc she would want to make sure sexy time looks sexy enough.

She’d be checking her angles the whole time.  The guy would have to be a contortionist. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Okay maybe I am putting too much thought into this but she seems like the type who never actually enjoys sex, it is all acting for her.

It’s always a porn video for Darzeeee