Hmmmm.....Participate in a Reality TV show of which they disapprove; or break their daughter's heart on her "big day."
Yeah, well. Kind of ensures that the inevitable meeting with Zach will be just a tad awkward.
"Oh, you're not so bad. Ralph, look! He's not so bad! Maybe we should have gone to the wedding; I still have that dress from Taz's wedding!"
"Now, Alice, don't cry over spilled champagne! Son, your hair looks to have its own zipcode! What's that you're muttering? Speak up, boy, I say, speak up!"
"I'm not attracted to your daughter, Sir."
*Dog barks in the background*