The Duggalos: Jinger and the Holy Goalie

[Jynnan tonnix]

On 5/24/2021 at 6:21 PM, BigBingerBro said:

He reminds me of Tiny Tim

In that photo, he almost looks as though he is going to age into Aron Ra. With a perm. 

Except that Aron (a fixture on the atheist circuit, if you don't know him) is crazy intelligent, which makes up a lot for his having (as he says) "the face of a Disney Villain. He also frequently wears the same sort of hat that Aunt Cade is sporting here, but I couldn't find a good picture of him in it.

 

[laurakaye]

How many pairs of expensive shoes do these people have?  Are they getting them for free?  They have two little kids and no actual jobs.  What am I missing here?  Surely Nike is not using these two Z-listers as influencers?  Or is Jere just pretending that Nike is giving him free stuff in the hopes that the company will eventually find him?

I think that's all my questions for now. 🙄

 

[ginger90]

24 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

How many pairs of expensive shoes do these people have?  Are they getting them for free?  They have two little kids and no actual jobs.  What am I missing here?  Surely Nike is not using these two Z-listers as influencers?  Or is Jere just pretending that Nike is giving him free stuff in the hopes that the company will eventually find him?

I think that's all my questions for now. 🙄

 

Considering their  posts do not include “paid sponsorship”, or “paid partnership”, I’d say either they aren’t  following the rules, or he’s just hoping Nike responds with one or the other.

Edited May 26, 2021 by ginger90

[leighdear]

Or they just spend their money the way they want without explaining it to other people.  Like most adults. 

I think Gabby looks lovely in the gold dress.  She's young enough to carry off such an extreme style with confidence and the color is great.  And I like that Cade stayed with basic black to not compete with his wife.  She was the focus of the evening, after all.    

[cmr2014]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

How many pairs of expensive shoes do these people have?  Are they getting them for free?  They have two little kids and no actual jobs.  What am I missing here?  Surely Nike is not using these two Z-listers as influencers?  Or is Jere just pretending that Nike is giving him free stuff in the hopes that the company will eventually find him?

I think that's all my questions for now. 🙄

 

I wonder if they buy them and then return them? They're always wearing new, expensive sneakers, but I don't know that we see all of them more than once.

[Zella]

2 minutes ago, cmr2014 said:

I wonder if they buy them and then return them? They're always wearing new, expensive sneakers, but I don't know that we see all of them more than once.

Jeremy is like the proverbial lilies of the field, apparently. LOL He neither toils nor spins, but he's always got a shiny new pair of sneakers. 

[farmgal4]

10 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Cade is trying to look sexy and failing

Yikes!!

[Crochetlady]

That is one hideous dress. And Cade is one of the most unattractive men I've ever seen.  Punchable indeed. 

[Turquoise]

5 hours ago, BigBingerBro said:

Sky is beautiful

[BitterApple]

Is that a Lexus symbol on the steering wheel?! 

[Cinnabon]

4 hours ago, leighdear said:

Or they just spend their money the way they want without explaining it to other people.  Like most adults. 

I think Gabby looks lovely in the gold dress.  She's young enough to carry off such an extreme style with confidence and the color is great.  And I like that Cade stayed with basic black to not compete with his wife.  She was the focus of the evening, after all.    

When they share their personal lives with literally millions of complete strangers, they’ve opened themselves up to comments and speculation from those strangers 🤷‍♀️

[madpsych78]

2 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Is that a Lexus symbol on the steering wheel?! 

Yes. Yes it is.

[Boston]

7 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

In that photo, he almost looks as though he is going to age into Aron Ra. With a perm. 

Except that Aron (a fixture on the atheist circuit, if you don't know him) is crazy intelligent, which makes up a lot for his having (as he says) "the face of a Disney Villain. He also frequently wears the same sort of hat that Aunt Cade is sporting here, but I couldn't find a good picture of him in it.

 

 

[xwordfanatik]

14 hours ago, iwantcookies said:

Cade is trying to look sexy and failing

Punchable face, for sure.  One thing in his favor:  he's not going bald like his BFF Jer.

[iwantcookies]

7 hours ago, Jynnan tonnix said:

In that photo, he almost looks as though he is going to age into Aron Ra. With a perm. 

Except that Aron (a fixture on the atheist circuit, if you don't know him) is crazy intelligent, which makes up a lot for his having (as he says) "the face of a Disney Villain. He also frequently wears the same sort of hat that Aunt Cade is sporting here, but I couldn't find a good picture of him in it.

 

That can be Cade’s dad!

[Cinnabon]

1 minute ago, iwantcookies said:

That can be Cade’s dad!

Except Cade doesn’t have his incredible intelligence.

[MsJamieDornan]

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Is that a Lexus symbol on the steering wheel?! 

Wow, it sure is.

 

5 hours ago, cmr2014 said:

I wonder if they buy them and then return them? They're always wearing new, expensive sneakers, but I don't know that we see all of them more than once

Wouldn't it be great if they bought knock off/fakes !!

[ginger90]

[BigBingerBro]

[laurakaye]

When neither of you work, isn't captioning something "midweek mood" kind of pointless?  I feel like every day is Saturday with these two.

[Minivanessa]

53 minutes ago, laurakaye said:

When neither of you work, isn't captioning something "midweek mood" kind of pointless?  I feel like every day is Saturday with these two.

No kidding! "Pointless" is a good word for a lot of what they do. Although I suppose the overall "point" is to promote themselves. Relentlessly. 

[Churchhoney]

2 minutes ago, Jeeves said:

No kidding! "Pointless" is a good word for a lot of what they do. Although I suppose the overall "point" is to promote themselves. Relentlessly. 

It's a lot of promotion for not much product. 

[MargeGunderson]

2 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Come on, Jinger, you couldn’t have done a little proofreading before posting the message?

[Suzn]

On 5/26/2021 at 12:52 AM, iwantcookies said:

Cade is trying to look sexy and failing

I hate that horrible pile of hair.  And even more, that he obviously thinks he looks good.

[BradandJanet]

10 minutes ago, Suzn said:

I hate that horrible pile of hair.  And even more, that he obviously thinks he looks good.

Well, his eyeshadow complements his denim shirt and the pale lip shade is nice with the chest hair. 

Lay off the filters, cowboy. 

[farmgal4]

1 hour ago, MargeGunderson said:

Come on, Jinger, you couldn’t have done a little proofreading before posting the message?

No shit.  There’s no excuse for not taking a minute to proofread before posting, says the woman who has to frequently edit after posting here. 😞

[GeeGolly]

I'm not really into man cleavage, Cade could do with one more button, buttoned.

[Zella]

I get a real budget wannabe Robert Plant from Cade. You, sir, are no Robert Plant. 

[iwantcookies]

5 hours ago, ginger90 said:

Wow Jinger didn’t even spell it right. Some author 🙄.

[MsJamieDornan]

56 minutes ago, GeeGolly said:

I'm not really into man cleavage, Cade could do with one more button, buttoned.

And a bag on his head.

[Vivigirl10]

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That feels like some subtle shade in using “Mrs Foehner” since she doesn’t go by that name professionally. Silly woman, no matter how successful she might be, she’ll always be the property of her husband first and foremost.

Absolutely.  For those bothered by Cade, think about how utterly gut wrenchingly awful it is for him to be in the shadow of his wife.  He's a nobody, reduced to being the minder of the train on her dress at an awards ceremony.  This has to kill him.  But before that's too satisfying of a thought, I have to also think that Little Momma got a strict talking to from her headship about not getting too big for her britches, or some other nonsense.  I bet she constantly has to be reminded of Mr. Foehner's superiority.  Very sad.  

This is a young woman who could be on the brink of super-stardom and great success.  And I'm sadly confident that it's all going to fizzle because of an asshole husband and a baby making train that's already left the building.  I hope she doesn't regret it one day.  

On topic, Jinger needs to up her social media game by posting a picture of her hands on the steering wheel of that car with the Lexus logo clearly front and center.  She'll title it, "really need a manicure!!".  But it's obvious to all what the point of the post really is.  Seen it too many times in real life.  

I'm still stunned to this day how different Jinger looks present day than she did as an unfortunate teenager.  Hair, bronzer and make-up aside, sometimes I don't even think she's the same person. 

[Teriacky]

While Jinger was having her “day off” she should have booked a hair appointment.

And, speaking of hair, (dramatic pause) what would Cade look like with shorter (normal) hair? It could only be an improvement...

[Cinnabon]

Jinger, we know you didn’t eat any pizza. 

[emmawoodhouse]

Here's an excerpt from the book club. Two minutes, absolutely nothing said. (I listened so you don't have to 😁)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPYh_EEHHMl/?utm_medium=copy_link

Edited May 27, 2021 by emmawoodhouse

[BitterApple]

2 minutes ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Here's an excerpt from the book club. Two minutes, absolutely nothing said. 

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPYh_EEHHMl/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why does it look like no one wants to be there except for Jeremy?

[emmawoodhouse]

7 hours ago, laurakaye said:

When neither of you work, isn't captioning something "midweek mood" kind of pointless?  I feel like every day is Saturday with these two.

 

[iwantcookies]

2 hours ago, Teriacky said:

While Jinger was having her “day off” she should have booked a hair appointment.

And, speaking of hair, (dramatic pause) what would Cade look like with shorter (normal) hair? It could only be an improvement...

My guess they did not get a grifted hair appointment for Jinger. Jeremy likes FREE.

[iwantcookies]

So Jeremy’s parents read /edited the book not the Duggar’s haha. Guess Jer consider his in laws uneducated!

Godly me Jeremy is DULL. DULLEMY should be his name.

 

 

[BradandJanet]

5 minutes ago, BitterApple said:

Why does it look like no one wants to be there except for Jeremy?

Because it's probably true. I'll be surprised if they get through even one more hour of book club. If they get a non-talkative guest, things will go downhill very quickly. 

Whose idea was it to schedule four of these? And why?

 

 

[Gigi43]

38 minutes ago, iwantcookies said:

So Jeremy’s parents read /edited the book not the Duggar’s haha. Guess Jer consider his in laws uneducated!

Godly me Jeremy is DULL. DULLEMY should be his name.

 

 

 

Hey, the Homie is trying his hardest out in these streets to entertain us. 

 

(...I do actually look forward to seeing what the shmuck posts next.)

Edited May 27, 2021 by Gigi43

[Churchhoney]

2 hours ago, BitterApple said:

Why does it look like no one wants to be there except for Jeremy?

I think Jer loves loves loves loves loves being on camera and talking talking talking talking into microphones. 

Doing that well isn't his long suit, unfortunately. 

Edited May 27, 2021 by Churchhoney

[iwantcookies]

I’m convinced that Jeremy reads here and is trolling us!

5 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Here's an excerpt from the book club. Two minutes, absolutely nothing said. (I listened so you don't have to 😁)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPYh_EEHHMl/?utm_medium=copy_link

So far 9 comments left 🤣

[GeeGolly]

I only half listened to the two minutes, but I'm confused about Mrs V's comment. I thought she was heading toward perspective and then she threw in accuracy. Was she saying her perspective was accurate, meaning it matched Jeremy's? Or that Jeremy's recall of the time was accurate?

[LilJen]

15 hours ago, emmawoodhouse said:

Here's an excerpt from the book club. Two minutes, absolutely nothing said. (I listened so you don't have to 😁)

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CPYh_EEHHMl/?utm_medium=copy_link

Why are Ma and Pa Vuolo seated so low? Did they borrow some of Lissy’s furniture? Maybe that’s one reason they look so grim.

[BigBingerBro]

[laurakaye]

Golf.  Eat out.  Date night.  Ice cream.  Golf.  Eat out.  Date night.  Ice cream.  Lather, rinse, repeat ad infinitum.

He sure seems like a serious scholar.

 

[BitterApple]

In case we needed more proof Jeremy is the biggest asshole on the planet. He got annoyed that Jinger asked him to get her water after she'd just had a baby. From Reddit:

[JoanArc]

 He’ll cheat on her someday.  

[BitterApple]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

 He’ll cheat on her someday.  

I think so too. Jeremy is arrogant, entitled and selfish. That's not a recipe of traits conducive to fidelity.

[madpsych78]

See, I sometimes feel like my husband asks for my help a lot around the house, more than I ask him. I work many more hours than he does outside of the home, and I do a lot of the cleaning at home. So in those cases when he asks for help I may get irritated too, because I already feel like I'm doing a lot.

But the difference in this case is that Jinger asked for water after she had a baby. She was the one doing the bulk of the work here in this scenario.