Claire.....wait, There’s a Justin?

[MsJamieDornan]

7 hours ago, farmgal4 said:

Those eyelashes, are they real?

She says they are, but they sure look like extensions.

[Ohiopirate02]

As a member of the five head club, Claire needs bangs.  Those glasses might work for her face with them.  I don't think there is any style of frames that work with a Peyton Manning forehead.  

[Zella]

2 minutes ago, Ohiopirate02 said:

As a member of the five head club, Claire needs bangs.  Those glasses might work for her face with them.  I don't think there is any style of frames that work with a Peyton Manning forehead.  

Some of us with fiveheads also have really oily skin and hair, so the bangs frequently looking like shit kind of cancel out whatever concealment they offer for the forehead, though.

Not sure if that is her issue, but if it is, I can't fault her for not wearing them. 

Edited July 26, 2021 by Zella

[GeeGolly]

I have a five-head and a narrow face. I've worn bangs since my early 20s. During the start of the pandemic, I said screw it, I'm so tired of managing my often unruly bangs. So I've grown them out and I'm embracing my forehead. I may look better with bangs, but for now, I'm happier without them.

[laurakaye]

On 7/26/2021 at 12:02 PM, Ohiopirate02 said:

As a member of the five head club, Claire needs bangs.  Those glasses might work for her face with them.  I don't think there is any style of frames that work with a Peyton Manning forehead.  

Between Claire and Justin, it's hard to say who has more forehead.

[JoanArc]

2 hours ago, laurakaye said:

Between Claire and Justin, it's hard to say who has more forehead.

He will in 5 years!

[iwantcookies]

1 hour ago, JoanArc said:

He will in 5 years!

You are too kind/optimistic. I’m giving him  2-3 years until he is bald.

[Minivanessa]

I was thinking about poor Hilaria this morning when writing a post about Josh's case. She's lost her big chance to be a TLC Breakout Star™ via the Duggars, and has gone fairly quiet on Instagram. I also looked at both Justin's and Claire's IG feeds just now, and they've gone mostly quiet too. It's not surprising in light of the pending criminal case. On one hand it's not fair if people scorn them on account of what Josh is accused of (and what I for one believe he did). OTOH the Duggars got rich and famous on the basis of being One Huge Righteous Special Family, so the misbehavior of the crown prince will have an impact on everyone else when it comes to the hurly burly of public social media. 

I hope Justin's truly escaped financial servitude to JB - even if all he's done for now is move from a headship in Arkansas to a headship (Mr. Spivey) in Texas. if Justin works hard and learns construction skilz, he'll be in a position to support his family by his own work in the future regardless of how well Duggar Enterprises is doing.

[YupItsMe]

They’re probably either hiding a pregnancy or they’ve grown tired of the speculation and people asking if/when she’s expecting.

[BigBingerBro]

Wasn't she teasing a possible announcement not so long ago?

[iwantcookies]

Might as well wait and do a birth announcement. Truly no one cares in the Duggar family. The kid will be a number and a face in a sea of Duggaroos.

Edited August 25, 2021 by iwantcookies

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, iwantcookies said:

Might as well wait and do a birth announcement. Truly no one cares in the Duggar family. The kid will be a number and a face in a sea of Duggaroos.

No truer words have ever been spoken. 

[emmawoodhouse]

Oh, to be so young and so certain.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTIwR4eMW2E/?utm_medium=copy_link

[iwantcookies]

🙄 congratulations you 2 

[JoanArc]

Swear it looks like he sleeping with his algebra teacher.

[BitterApple]

6 minutes ago, JoanArc said:

Swear it looks like he sleeping with his algebra teacher.

I was just about to write the same thing.

[Churchhoney]

Pretty sure he never had an algebra teacher. 

 

[awaken]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Pretty sure he never had an algebra teacher. 

 

Ha, I was going to say the same, bet he never had algebra 😆

[Temperance]

They teach algebra. I remember Joy had algebra to do as a senior.

[iwantcookies]

20 hours ago, Churchhoney said:

Pretty sure he never had an algebra teacher. 

 

He never had a licensed teacher period.

2 minutes ago, Temperance said:

They teach algebra. I remember Joy had algebra to do as a senior.

Wow algebra is taught way earlier than 12th grade. 

[xwordfanatik]

I had it in 9th grade.  Granted, it was my least favorite subject.

Hilaria must be hysterical that Claire hasn't announced a pregnancy yet.  

[iwantcookies]

16 minutes ago, xwordfanatik said:

I had it in 9th grade.  Granted, it was my least favorite subject.

Hilaria must be hysterical that Claire hasn't announced a pregnancy yet.  

Maybe Claire is on birth control. 
Hilary doesn’t have 12 kids so maybe they used birth control.

Jill Rod is a good candidate for a hysterical pregnancy.

[madpsych78]

Hilaria is a lot of things, but I don't see her as being obsessed with being a grandmother. I just think she is more interested in being surrogate/cougar mom to a lot of teenage boys.

[iwantcookies]

Hilary probably feels sorry for the unloved Duggar boys. 

[Cinnabon]

7 hours ago, Temperance said:

They teach algebra. I remember Joy had algebra to do as a senior.

Yeah, I took algebra in the 8th grade. Huge home school failure. 

[MsJamieDornan]

On 8/28/2021 at 9:04 PM, Churchhoney said:

Pretty sure he never had an algebra teacher. 

He saw it used once, now he's an expert.

[graefin]

9 hours ago, Temperance said:

They teach algebra. I remember Joy had algebra to do as a senior.

Given that she hasn't seemed to master multiplication even as an adult (see attached),

I can't imagine what she did in algebra class.

[CalicoKitty]

This is so sad on many levels.  Is there any law in Arkansas about using your phone while you drive?  Talk about distracted drivers.

[dargosmydaddy]

Jana: "I'm hoping the twins count as two."

Wow...

[crazy8s]

It's almost like they never did a 3rd grade math story problem before.🤣 Joy definitely had never seen x used in a math story problem and Austin had to say "times" and Jessa hesitated on the division symbol used in a sentence.

Since this is the Justin/Claire thread, I wonder if Claire would have needed to coach Juddy Buddy the same way or if her education was equally substandard.

[Westiepeach]

9 hours ago, graefin said:

Given that she hasn't seemed to master multiplication even as an adult (see attached),

I can't imagine what she did in algebra class.

I think I need more coffee. Or I haven't had enough. My brain totally saw that as "masturbation."

[ginger90]

Followed by shilling a tumbler. Screenshot from a video:

[sheshark]

1 hour ago, ginger90 said:

Followed by shilling a tumbler. Screenshot from a video:

Those are her lashes, not extensions.  But  I bet she used Latisse.  I did on my sparse, thin lashes and I got sparse, thin but very long lashes. 

[Churchhoney]

14 hours ago, graefin said:

Given that she hasn't seemed to master multiplication even as an adult (see attached),

I can't imagine what she did in algebra class.

I doubt her "teacher" knew any algebra either. 

The person who wrote the book may have known algebra. Likely didn't really known how to explain or teach it, though. 

In the end I'd guess it was a matter of retaking the test answering randomly until you "passed." ....Or didn't. Because who cares, really? Jesus didn't do algebra!

 For some, it was probably a matter of figuring out how to pass the tests without actually taking them -- there's always a way in badly designed "computer learning." And some kids enjoy that kind of cheating. Doubt Joy bothered by that time, though. I'd bet their "education" demoralized her early on so she did nothing but mark time, for the most part. 

 

[BOOgen3]

Lunch break from what?

[Churchhoney]

15 minutes ago, BOOgen3 said:

Lunch break from what?

Maybe Claire does a Jill -- has daily lunch with hubby at his workplace....or maybe it's still her workplace, too......

Sometimes she looks 12 to me and sometimes she looks 40. 

[Westiepeach]

1 hour ago, Churchhoney said:

Maybe Claire does a Jill -- has daily lunch with hubby at his workplace....or maybe it's still her workplace, too......

Sometimes she looks 12 to me and sometimes she looks 40. 

And yet those lashes freak me out. Every. Single. Time.

[emmawoodhouse]

4 hours ago, sheshark said:

Those are her lashes, not extensions.  But  I bet she used Latisse.  I did on my sparse, thin lashes and I got sparse, thin but very long lashes. 

She hawked a Latisse knockoff a few months back. 

[laurakaye]

On 8/28/2021 at 7:50 PM, emmawoodhouse said:

Oh, to be so young and so certain.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTIwR4eMW2E/?utm_medium=copy_link

Six months in?  Time to write your book on how to have a happy and successful marriage!  Don't forget the chapter on "Date Night!"  Looking forward to reading it!  Been married 30 years but no doubt I could learn a lot from these two!

[Minivanessa]

I saw their six month 'anniversary' post. It crossed my mind to snark about it not being a pregnancy announcement so they are slacking off at their Main Number One Most Important Mission, i.e., to produce babeez for Jesus and JimBob. 

But TBH i'm not in a place where I can even joke about those folks right now. I rather hope Claire and Justin don't rush into parenthood. But if Hilaria's into the whole IBLP/Duggar thing she's probably not counseling her daughter to hold off jumping on the baby train. 

[Cinnabon]

Claire got her hair done EXACTLY LIKE JANA. Nope, not creepy at all!

[CalicoKitty]

I have extremely fine hair, and I keep it very short, so I have a question about long hair.  Is it supposed to look all fluffy at the bottom like Claire's?  Is this a new "thing"?

[Pingaponga]

I think it looks fluffy because of the split ends. She needs a good cut. Her hair would look much healthier.

[BitterApple]

Ashy, pale blonde is trendy, but it can also be very aging. I don't know if this is the most flattering choice for a girl who already looks like her husband's teen mom. I would've gone for a warmer color similar to Jinger's current shade.

[Rootbeer]

8 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

I have extremely fine hair, and I keep it very short, so I have a question about long hair.  Is it supposed to look all fluffy at the bottom like Claire's?  Is this a new "thing"?

It's a 'thing' if your hair is overprocessed and underconditioned and you don't keep the ends properly trimmed.

These fundie girls are so obsessed with having long hair that they don't seem to realize that long unhealthy hair looks terrible.

Most people's hair has a certain length at which it will start to look raggedly and, for many, it is well above the waist, which seems to be where these fundies want to wear theirs.  If they kept the ends trimmed so they were smooth, it couldn't get as long as they want it.

Edited September 4, 2021 by Rootbeer

[Zella]

Looks like really bad split ends to me. When my hair was really long, i had issues with that, but I think that's some of the worst ends I've seen. 

[iwantcookies]

Now she will look like Justin’s grandma 🤣

[JoanArc]

Oh God, Justin went from sleeping with his algebra substitute teacher, to his homeroom teacher!

[Absolom]

19 minutes ago, CalicoKitty said:

I have extremely fine hair, and I keep it very short, so I have a question about long hair.  Is it supposed to look all fluffy at the bottom like Claire's?  Is this a new "thing"?

No, it's supposed to look smooth like the second photo.  As others have said it's dry hair/split ends, not frequent enough trims.  Regular conditioning of the lower part of the hair will help keep it under control as will styling the hair and not letting it simply air dry.  

[iwantcookies]

Claire should have cut 12 inches off of hair. That’s a lot of hair!