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[Mr. Miner]

Jovi’s mad she got rid of the couch that smelled like ass. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[charmed1]

Jovi is Will Ferrell’s character in Old School. Frank the Tank.

[endure]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"We're going to go get the rest of the stuff. You stay here and fight with your wife"

Why is there so much stuff?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

That baby is lucky to have Yara for a mom, as opposed to someone more like her dad.

Yara must be the best mother in this franchise, bar none. She is attentive and clearly devoted to her baby. Myla has a regular schedule, bath time and bedtime consistently. I approve. 

[Hotel Snarker]

I love watching Dr. Pimple Popper, but I wish TLC would put some type of content warning before they show the commercials for it.

[Floatingbison]

10 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

It's tough when the house doesn't cool down.

The folks next door bbqed some sort of meat late Friday night. Had no idea what it was and why it smelled so bad. Maybe rancid, maybe it was goat. Or  some wild game. No idea. I ended up throwing up Saturday AM from the heat and the odour.

Time to move.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Jovi’s mad she got rid of the couch that smelled like ass. 🤷🏻‍♂️

💀

[Trackdawg]

21 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

She expects Ronald to be perfect, but doesn't think twice about how her looking like a candidate for 600 lb life might not be ideal for him.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mike and Nuttie. A match made in one of the seven circles of hell.

[Grifter Lives]

Mike is using his high voice and Uncle Beau diction.

[greekmom]

I want to punch assless Mike in the face then the balls.

[charmed1]

Did he put henna in his beard? Why does it look like pumpkin spice?

[Angry Moldovan]

The evolution of man into brick continues

[Baltimore Betty]

Having a mini van would be a good thing if Asuelo is an Uber driver.  Didn't they drive up to the car dealer in a mini van?

Kalani acted like Asuelo saying the word, "pregnant," will get her pregnant, she says no more children but they do not use birth control so...

Oh geeze it's the Swinging Farmers.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike’s shrug face makes me want to punch a wall.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Time to move.

As soon as I get a new job. I think the married ones are having a kid soon. So there will be at least 5 living in the two bedroom unit. They also store gasoline in the attached garage and fill the car up. Am fed up. The garbage is moving to the yard where it is not as noticeable. When it was 37C here last week, the tires had an..... odour.

[TazDevil]

This is such bullshit.  So you're trying to tell us there was no plan for him to wait outside the hospital (because of Covid) and they'll call him when she's out of surgery?

[Gobi]

Mike had a different expectation as to what a "nose job" meant.

[Floatingbison]

Shit's gettin real, Mike's channeling Uncle Beau!

[Pepper Mostly]

Mike is always saying he needs Natalie to communicate. But whenever she opens her mouth he starts yelling at her, telling her that she's always going on and on about the same old things, and telling her she's overreacting or being a bitch. 

[Doublemint]

Oh no with these two - of course he went back. He drove off the the "drama".

[Trackdawg]

20 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

Well, he stole his mom's fridge...

 

20 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Maybe she is still mad he stole her fridge

 

19 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Reclamation??!! Ronald's a compete tear-down!

 

19 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Well he did steal his mums fridge so there’s that

 

19 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

Oho...I knew he stole a fridge, but I didn't realize it was his MOM's fridge. Okay then...

 

18 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Well, there was that refrigerator stealing incident.

[Grifter Lives]

He's 2-4 hours from Seattle so if she were going to be released in 30 minutes, he'd still be 1.5-3.5 hours late.  He must be even later, because it's night when he's driving back with Natalie.  

[Angry Moldovan]

Give it up nutty nut bar, we all know it was cosmetic 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I want to punch assless Mike in the face then the balls.

Dickpunch!

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, charmed1 said:

Seriously? Fuck these people for taking this baby inside an AIRPORT during a pandemic. GOOD lord.

Seriously. They could have waited in car. 

[greekmom]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Mike’s shrug face makes me want to punch a wall.

His face is a better target.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 hours ago, Baltimore Betty said:

 

Having a mini van would be a good thing if Asuelo is an Uber driver.  Didn't they drive up to the car dealer in a mini van?

 

Does anyone remember Vicki’s tirade about a FAMILY VAAAAAAAAN on Real Housewives of Orange County?

Edited July 12, 2021 by Auntie Anxiety

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike really thinks he did something by not leaving his wife stranded 3 hours from home post-surgery. LMAO!

[Trackdawg]

18 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

She calls her son "Farto" - just no.

[JennyMominFL]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does anyone remember Vicki’s tirade about a FAMILY VAN on Real Housewives of Orange County?

That and her getting hit in the face with a footballs are classics.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Dickpunch!

If you can find it

[Straycat80]

Nutalie doesn’t look like she had a nose job. Maybe polyps removed from inside of nose? 

[Trackdawg]

7 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Jovi’s mad she got rid of the couch that smelled like ass. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[magemaud]

40 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I’m in NJ! We sold our shore house a few years ago, Exit 98 represent!

I’m here, too! We can have a watch party! 

 

 

 

[Grifter Lives]

How did they not discuss "Big Blue"?  It's like they're used to each other's bad behavior.

[Hotel Snarker]

"She only wants my help when it's convenient for her."

That's literally what it means to help someone, you idiot! If it's not convenient it's not helpful.

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yara must be the best mother in this franchise, bar none. 

[LEILANI2]

There's something weird about those two, like they're not even in the same relationship or else Sharps leaves out so much there's no context to anything they say.

[OoogleEyes]

Potatoes, pickles, parm and canned mushrooms?  

[Bees52]

Natalie, you and Mike don't have much patience with each other either. Both of you are always running off at the least little thing. Mike does it the most, tho.

[Baltimore Betty]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does anyone remember Vicki’s tirade about a FAMILY VAN on Real Housewives of Orange County?

I screamed "Family Van!" in my head as I wrote that post.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Nutalie doesn’t look like she had a nose job. Maybe polyps removed from inside of nose? 

Yea they really wrap the nose to stabilize it after a nose job. I don’t think it was cosmetic 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, JennyMominFL said:

That and her getting hit in the face with a footballs are classics.

I might have mentioned it here a while ago, but my claim to fame is that I nicknamed Miss Piggy on TWoP and it became all the rage on many platforms and it really pissed her off. But it was so apt!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Potatoes, pickles, parm and canned mushrooms?  

Peasant food

[Arynm]

That is some passive aggressive bullshit right there. She is doped up and he is acting like making her some potatoes is a huge deal.

I bet when he is sick he is a complete asshole.

God forbid she doesn't feel well.

Don't make me defend Natalie, Mike, it makes me uncomfortable.

[mmecorday]

Ellie's all shaking her head like she's thinking, "Not this shit again."

[Floatingbison]

Mike is an embarrassment to the State of Washington.  I really can't stand him.  He's super passive aggressive, impatient, self centered.  And he has some bad traits too!

[Burning Rubber]

7 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Give it up nutty nut bar, we all know it was cosmetic 

It was not, her nose looks the same.

[magemaud]

45 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Michael is also responsible for global warming, Covid and the high rise collapse in Miami.

 Much to Jihoon’s relief