90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[greekmom]

OMG. Best solution.

The idiots in the RV can park the vehicle at Ron's farm.

Problem solved.

[Mr. Miner]

Brandon’s face, makes me want to punch Brandon in the face. 👊🏻

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend recently bought a minivan. It had been her cab, but the company went out of business and was selling its assets at rock bottom prices. I didn't like the idea of being van people, but I freakin' love that thing. It's so comfy and roomy.

Van people? 💀

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Kalani's probably already pregnant now from their weekend.

Condoms are for slut people.

[Hotel Snarker]

I go Richmond!

[LEILANI2]

Brandon's hair is screaming for a perm.

[Straycat80]

Yes! Julia and Brandon are free! And if the parents don’t like it tough! 

[Frozendiva]

I would not want to live for free on the farm.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

They'll name the next one Van Buren.

Sorry, they already decided on Nixon.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm nauseous .

[Bees52]

Seven kids?!!  I just recently watched  Asuelu and Kalani on their first season. He said he wanted five kids then, when they only had the first one. She ended up pregnant with the second son by the end of the season. Now he wants more and a car big enough to hold all of them. Smh

[Hotel Snarker]

I could never get married to someone who wouldn’t check his clingy ass mother and just giggles and acknowledges it.

[greekmom]

Betty stop trying to make the farm happen. FETCH will NEVER happen.

[My Girls]

Julia's hair looks like they were messing around in the back seat!

[Angry Moldovan]

I’d sell part of my liver before I’d live at Swingers farm

[mmecorday]

I'm getting "Barefoot in the Park" vibes from this apartment.

[sainte-chapelle]

It’s bigger that Julia’s bedroom where she hides

[LEILANI2]

Betty is seething.

[kacesq]

Oh please Betty...they don’t have 10 acres. They live in a room in your house and you like keeping them there. 

[ExMathMajor]

Rut-roh...Brandon and Julia are getting their own place like (gasp) actual adults...what will Mommy and Daddy think? (clutches pearls)

[Hotel Snarker]

If you don’t think your almost 30 year-old son is prepared to live on his own with his wife, what do you think of yourselves as parents?

[Emmeline]

29 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

If I wasn't so lazy, I would go to Dairy Queen right now for a blizzard

I use to send my husband out for a Heath Blizzard when I was pregnant.  Haven’t had one in years.  I don’t even know if we have one in this area.  I’ll have to settle for some Halo low carb ice cream.

I can’t believe I’m listening to Asuelu talk about playing with Kalani boobs.  First Angela, now Kalani, I’m repulsed.

Edited July 12, 2021 by Emmeline

[nytonc]

On 7/7/2021 at 2:00 PM, Hotel Snarker said:

Me too! I'm thinking of one time in 90 Day Bares All where they show a clip of Angela yelling at Michael, and then Shaun Robinson turns to Angela and says, "You're just my favorite. I love you." I couldn't take it anymore. I can't believe there are people out here who love Angela and think she's funny. She's just gross.

If I called my grandmother Meemaw, she'd smack me upside the head. She doesn't take any name other than Grandma, Nana, or Gigi.

It's so fucking weird! Like, the way her chin is leveled up and her neck is smooth just creeps me out. I know she looks much worse than this in real life.

That can’t be her body!!  Guaranteed they pasted her face on someone else. 

I haven’t been here in a while.  My son told me that he heard the Chucklefuck’s are getting a spin-off! True?  Not true?  I kind of hope they are so I won’t have to watch any of them on Sunday.  What will they show?  Them grifting and ripping off the good people of St Pete?

Edited July 12, 2021 by nytonc

[CrazyInAlabama]

19 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

The spin off- it’s never going to happen. Now Ronald could get one with his fridge stealing. That’s quality entertainment 

That would be wonderful.   They could combine this show with Life After Lockup, and The Other Way, all in one show. 

[LEILANI2]

He's 30 years old, it's time to cut the rope folks.

[Auntie Anxiety]

If my sons had brought me to an apartment to show me around, I’d tell them how great it was and not start criticizing it. But that’s me.

[My Girls]

Oh wow, Brandon is wrong for trying to please his wife??  Fuck off, old man!

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Betty is seething.

Betty tried to manipulate the firecode to get them to stay on the doomsday swingers farm.  "No fire escape.  One operable window."  

[Gobi]

"I don't think you can fit a hot tub in here. And this bedroom is awfully small for a swingers' party. "

[Angry Moldovan]

Crying, Bettys crying into her vagina that her boy is living with a Soviet whore

[kacesq]

Betty is so transparent. It’s their farm let them work it. FFS

[TazDevil]

The fact that they didn't tell you is because of how you both narrowed your eyes and sucked at your teeth as soon as they told you.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

Brandon’s face, makes me want to punch Brandon in the face. 👊🏻

[Hotel Snarker]

Ron, Julia is his WIFE. He is finally being an independent adult.

[sainte-chapelle]

Your parents would never find someone Brandon…they aren’t even looking so that they can hold it over your head.

[Frozendiva]

Brandon, grow your hair for a few months and then go to a stylist to get a look.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Betty is seething.

More of her seething please tlc

[endure]

6 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

My girlfriend recently bought a minivan. It had been her cab, but the company went out of business and was selling its assets at rock bottom prices. I didn't like the idea of being van people, but I freakin' love that thing. It's so comfy and roomy.

Ha ha seems van people love them! 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Crying, Bettys crying into her vagina that her boy is living with a Soviet whore

One with pierced tongue.

[mmecorday]

Shut up, Brandon's parents. This is not "House Hunters: Swingers Edition."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ron is having trouble keeping his temper in check. It’s right under the surface.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

If my sons had brought me to an apartment to show me around, I’d tell them how great it was and not start criticizing it. But that’s me.

But that’s most sane people

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I would not want to live for free on the farm.

[ExMathMajor]

OMG. Fuck OFF, Ron. Your son is a GROWN MAN who is MARRIED.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

That would be wonderful.   They could combine this show with Life After Lockup, and The Other Way, all in one show. 

I manage to see reruns of Love after Lockup and that show makes this look like Masterpiece Theatre 

[rideashire]

Betty saying "guess we'll just do the work ourselves" clearly lays out why she wants them around. The free kennel work. Here's a thought, don't have 408373 dogs if you can't take care of them without forcing your son's wife into free labor. Hire someone and pay them or have less animals.

[tvrox]

48 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I missed you all last week. Notice I didn’t say that I missed the SHOW last week. Let the snark begin.

Same! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Betty: Smells new! 

No Betty, its just that the place doesn't reek of a thousand reptiles, live insects, and garbage. 

Too small for a bed? Who needs a ten acre bed? 

Betty and Ron, acting the parts of Jed and Granny Clampett. I'm expecting them to ask where the cee-ment pond is.

Edited July 12, 2021 by Pepper Mostly

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

Someone else wants to hog the spotlight.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That Space Jam movie looks terrible. But I will never set foot in a movie theater for the rest of my life, so it doesn’t matter what I think.