90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[My Girls]

Andrrrrrrrrei ain't wrong about the bookings...

[Trackdawg]

24 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Now at bat, Assholeu’s gracious mother watching Kennedy humping the riding toy.

 

23 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mama Asuelu looks rather manly. Still.

 

23 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ron’s mom seems like a nice lady…..cut to momma Assholo

 

22 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Asuelo's mother either had him late in life or is aging really badly.

 

21 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Momma Asuelu is truly ugly. Inside and out.

 

20 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Mama Asuelu is just Asuelo in prosthetics and wig.

[Hotel Snarker]

Being in an RV with this horrid family is my nightmare.

[TazDevil]

Hotel name blurred out.  Looked like a Hampton Inn sign, maybe?

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Does anyone remember Vicki’s tirade about a FAMILY VAN on Real Housewives of Orange County?

OMG! Yes! Good times....  I think that someone wanted that as their call notification 

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord Libby you booked an Airbnb  you didn’t fight in a world war. Get off the martyrdom train

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

 Much to Jihoon’s relief

Speak of the devil. I am having a hard time finding a stylist.

It's all Jihoon's fault

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Trackdawg, welcome back. You’re hitting it out of the park tonight.

[charmed1]

I would not want all these stinking ass people in my house.

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Good Lord Libby you booked an Airbnb  you didn’t fight in a world war. Get off the martyrdom train

THIS. I had to run across the living room to pick up my eyeballs, that's how hard I rolled them.

[My Girls]

And ANOTHER family Libby who doesn't like Andrei?  Yeesh!

[Hotel Snarker]

If Aunt Sue knew what was about to roll up, she’d lock the door and turn off the lights!

[sainte-chapelle]

You mean like the rest of the family taps into the money Auntie? I already hate her

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Burning Rubber said:

It was not, her nose looks the same.

She did Bragg about getting one at the tell nothing and she went on and on about his smelly closet

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

Hotel name blurred out.  Looked like a Hampton Inn sign, maybe?

That's what I thought it was.

[greekmom]

I wonder how many convictions does Aunt Sue have?!

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mike is an embarrassment to the State of Washington.  I really can't stand him.  He's super passive aggressive, impatient, self centered.  And he has some bad traits too!

Don't hold back - tell us how you really feel!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Good Lord Libby you booked an Airbnb  you didn’t fight in a world war. Get off the martyrdom train

The bar is very low for accomplishment in this family. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Libby’s top should carry a black box warning that it might set off seizures in epileptics.

[Hotel Snarker]

Chuck's an adult, so why is it anybody's business how he spends his money?

[My Girls]

Grade eight children are more mature than this bunch.

[sainte-chapelle]

Charlie is Trashy isnt he?

Edited July 12, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[TazDevil]

So Extended Family Libby got their script, I see.  We're back on paying for the Moldovan wedding, really??

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You mean like the rest of the family taps into the money Auntie? I already hate her

She wants a cut

[Trackdawg]

28 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

The Samoan Mafia Granny is back! "I NEED MONEY!"

 

25 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Give me money, that’s all I want. Send this clip to Quincy Jones. It’s a brilliant riff

 

25 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

 Mother Asuelu has 9 kids. Does she harass them all for money. Why ask broke ass Asuelu for money he probably doesn’t have. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Poor Daniel! He felt so guilty for something he shouldn’t have to worry about. He is going to need so much therapy. He is such a sweet boy.

Kid said "can't see animals in America." Has the poor kid never been to a zoo? if they're in Frederick, the DC zoo is not that far away (and free). 

[Straycat80]

Speaking of punchable faces, here’s Charlie.  I can’t believe they just arrived at Aunt Sues house and they all immediately start trash talking Andreeeei. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

You mean like the rest of the family taps into the money Auntie? I already hate her

She has all the charm and gentility of the rest of the family. 

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I wonder how many convictions does Aunt Sue have?!

Dead. 

[GladysCravits]

12 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Mike is using his high voice and Uncle Beau diction.

I swear if I see him shrug his stupid shoulders one more time, I’m going to scream. 

[mmecorday]

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Hotel name blurred out.  Looked like a Hampton Inn sign, maybe?

Looked like a Country Inn and Suites to me.

[Hotel Snarker]

If we all run off to pee, will we get lucky enough to have Charlie fall down some stairs?

[endure]

Here we go... one track Charlie and some bitchy Aunt

 

[charmed1]

Chuck Nugget, Jr. trying his best to not look like a douchebag in his Eddie Haskell outfit.

[LEILANI2]

Even Chuck's sister and husband are fame whores trying to get in on the 90 Day Franchise. They probably have an Only Fans too.

[Angry Moldovan]

5 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Mike is an embarrassment to the State of Washington.  I really can't stand him.  He's super passive aggressive, impatient, self centered.  And he has some bad traits too!

FYI I will be in Seattle in August if anyone’s around for a drink and a snark

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Speaking of punchable faces, here’s Charlie.  I can’t believe they just arrived at Aunt Sues house and they all immediately start trash talking Andreeeei. 

White trash posing as upper class.Charlie started it and Auntie is telling Andrei off? No

Edited July 12, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[greekmom]

5 minutes ago, TazDevil said:

Hotel name blurred out.  Looked like a Hampton Inn sign, maybe?

I had previously stayed at Hampton Inn Washington DC - Convention Center. Wonder if its the same one.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Speaking of punchable faces, here’s Charlie.  I can’t believe they just arrived at Aunt Sues house and they all immediately start trash talking Andreeeei. 

What on earth did they all do before they had him? 

[goofygirl]

Lort. Family Libby are about to duke it out with Grandpa in the room!!  Quelle ridiculous!

And then there's even MORE bitching coming for Ronald from Tiffany.  Who all of a sudden has decided that the man she tells Daniel to call "DAD"; MIGHT be using Daniel against HER.  Dumbass.

Edited July 12, 2021 by goofygirl

[Frozendiva]

Dream on about the family loving each other. Life isn't a Hallmark Christmas card.

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Trackdawg, welcome back. You’re hitting it out of the park tonight.

[My Girls]

Everyone piles on Andrei, but he's the one being told to calm down.  Another one can just fuck right off.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I hope Grandpa doesn’t end up in the middle of the fisticuffs.

[Emmeline]

Oh Jeez, another relative to browbeat Andrei.  I can’t believe that Becky Potthast never had work done on that beak of hers.

Edited July 12, 2021 by Emmeline

[Gobi]

This whole family is a bag of assholes.

[mmecorday]

I think that woman just whispered to the grandfather, "Don't get upset. All this is staged."

[GladysCravits]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Speaking of punchable faces, here’s Charlie.  I can’t believe they just arrived at Aunt Sues house and they all immediately start trash talking Andreeeei. 

Good, no one deserves it more.  He’s horrible. 

[Floatingbison]

I want to scream "Shitter's full!"

[Pepper Mostly]

"My grandfather's here!" 

Maybe Granddad wants a piece of Andrei too. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

What on earth did they all do before they had him? 

Maybe they picked on the Dutch husband?