90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Armchair Critic]

This "sexy" talk is the opposite of sexy. These two must be desperate for a TLC paycheck.

[Doublemint]

The only thing that could be worse is watching them prepare for the tryst.   The poor MOM!

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Chloe Dog said:

Oooh, sexy time with Gramma and the nose picking babies!

My ex husband decided to do a trip with myself and the kids. Said we would have time for romance when they were asleep. No gramma to sit.

That's why he's my ex.

[Mr. Miner]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. All of these people repulse me.

[Frozendiva]

It's not the Jasper Park Lodge.

[Gobi]

Cabin in the woods. Maybe they'll all be slaughtered by demons.

[Grifter Lives]

So, Asuelo afforded all this on his yogurt salary, of course.

[tvrox]

LOL The poor resort lady does not need to hear about your "Rock and roll." Neither do we. 

[greekmom]

I guess that's the best a p/t yogurt sampler guy can get?

[Hotel Snarker]

OMG, Kalani is already complaining.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Cabin in the woods. Maybe they'll all be slaughtered by demons.

Bears.

[endure]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

That's what I thought. Actually at first glance it looked like Dutch Delft pattern

I thought Dutch too but I thought that didn't make much sense, who knows!

[Baltimore Betty]

What the hell is wrong with Aseulo? Seriously. WTF?

[Hotel Snarker]

If you have to tell everyone that you're having a romantic weekend, then you aren't having a romantic weekend.

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

LOL The poor resort lady does not need to hear about your "Rock and roll." Neither do we. 

I literally CAN. NOT. right now

[Emmeline]

18 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Thanks for the info guys. I might just pop into a store and pick up some CBD oil.

Im thinking it may help for my anxiety.

I’m having trouble sleeping.  I sleep for 3 hours, wake up and can’t fall back asleep.  My mind keeps racing.  I’ll have to think about CBD oil.

Dear Lord it’s only one hour in.  I’m basically just reading the forum.

[mmecorday]

I guess the Motel 6 was all booked up.

[kacesq]

Feel the love between these two.

[LEILANI2]

Kalani married a mentally challenged boy-man and still shocked he acts childish.

[CrazyInAlabama]

I can't imagine the self control Mama Kalani had to exercise to keep from throwing herself out of the car when Asuelu started talking about sex toys.     

That cabin looks dirty, and shabby.  Asuelu's cabin looks better, and at least they don't have bunk beds in the second cabin. 

Swigging booze straight from the bottle?    They are going to be passed out on that nasty rug very soon.   

Edited June 14, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[sainte-chapelle]

I don’t think a cabin in the woods is a bad vacation. Nice and quiet and you can go hiking, have a fire etc. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kalani, can you STOP complaining? Girl, he’s trying! Damn. I’m not a fan of the whole cabin/ranch theme and all. But I’d at least appreciate the effort and not bitch about it.

[greekmom]

is Utah a dry state??

 

[mmecorday]

Does guzzling booze remind Kalani of her LDS upbringing too?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Assholeu drunk? What a gross thought.

[Straycat80]

Maybe they’ll run into the Blair Witch project out in the woods. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Did she see Family LIbby in Moldova? 

LOL, no. She came to the US when she was 9--she's 24 now. She and her husband live in NJ and come up to MA every so often to see her family. 

 

[Gobi]

This is really niche porn. 

[kacesq]

Those kids are going to be nursing until Kalani finally kicks Aseulo to the curb.

[Armchair Critic]

Dim bulb was only good for sex in the first place. He needs to be able to make a living, act like an adult, be responsible. Having sexy times is only a bandaid.

[Baltimore Betty]

19 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

 

It has a dent in it, looks like Betty's thumb print, lol.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Trackdawg said:

Hello Mah babyloves,

First, let me offer sincere thanks to all of y'all for the thoughts, prayers, many many words of condolences. We were finally able to have my mother's memorial/funeral service last Sunday, so I am back. I know I am one of those who over-share here, but it's so nice to have a huge family of people (whom I've never met), so I'll just keep on 😁:

MotherTrackdawg (AKA ”TrackMama”  🤣) was kind of a celebrity in Vietnam. She had starred in a few films and was also an acclaimed mezzo-soprano. Never achieving much success in Hollywood, she later opened the first Vietnamese restaurant in the US. In the 70s and early 80s, she ran a clothes manufacturing business, helping to support the family while my dad went to law school. Later, she received a Diplôme de Pâtisserie at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris.

And later still, she was licensed in cosmetology and, with my aunt, opened a salon in Calabasas. She did all of this while raising two boys. Truly a Renaissance Woman, if there ever was one.

So, to slightly touch topic, she was a straight-out diva when she wanted to be and she would put any of these triflin' 90-Day wanna-be model-actresses to shame !

This was the only clip I could find of any movies she was in...and yes, I made a GIF of my mother !

Wow what an amazing life! So sorry for your loss. 

[greekmom]

Just stop talking Asuleu

[Eldemarge]

Kalani must have gone to some nice camps. Mine didn't have actual buildings to sleep in that had bathrooms and kitchens.   I don't see anything wrong with this place (except, maybe leave the kids home and leave the Idiot home...just take a different dude altogether).

[Hotel Snarker]

She’s being so rude and not appreciative at all. He’s trying.

[Trackdawg]

4 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Why is Sharp's torturing us with all this sex talk from the Soman Village Idiot. This is inappropriate.

 

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wouldn’t it make more sense to leave the kids at home?

 

4 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

This "sexy" talk is the opposite of sexy. These two must be desperate for a TLC paycheck.

 

4 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

The only thing that could be worse is watching them prepare for the tryst.   The poor MOM!

 

3 minutes ago, Mr. Miner said:

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. All of these people repulse me.

 

[TazDevil]

UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!!  I give UP!!!!  Please let that be the end of this sexy-time story line!!! 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Maybe they’ll run into the Blair Witch project out in the woods. 

Crossing my fingers

[sainte-chapelle]

Kalani if you wanted a Sandals vacation don’t marry a poor resort worker. I actually found renting a cabin to be more romantic…resorts are always overcrowded. A cottage in the woods offers privacy and quiet.

Edited June 14, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[endure]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

What the hell is wrong with Aseulo? Seriously. WTF?

poor acting is my guess

[goofygirl]

Can't really understand why the kids and Mom needed to go on the "sexy" weekend??

And it sure seems like Asuleu can't QUITE meet Kalani's expectations, no matter what he comes up with.

Finally, Tiffany is just as dumb as the day is long.  She's still trying to convince SOMEONE that Ronald is Daniel's  father.  Uh no... Stupid.

Edited June 14, 2021 by goofygirl

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

is Utah a dry state??

 

No.  Whiskey distillery was one of the first businesses Brigham Young setup. 
 

 

[Pepper Mostly]

That's right Kalani, grab that bottle of booze. Drinking yourself senseless is your only hope now. 

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wouldn’t it make more sense to leave the kids at home?

She's still nursing? Pump those babies, girl. Why the extra drama?

Dumb question, I know 

[Frozendiva]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assholeu drunk? What a gross thought.

The sober version isn't any better.

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, TazDevil said:

UNCLE!!! UNCLE!!!  I give UP!!!!  Please let that be the end of this sexy-time story line!!! 

Whip sex?  Stop. Talking.

[charmed1]

I’m with Kehlani. This place looks like if the Poconos Couples resort mated with Great Wolf Lodge. It actually reminds me of some shitty camp I stayed at as a kid.

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Dim bulb was only good for sex in the first place. He needs to be able to make a living, act like an adult, be responsible. Having sexy times is only a bandaid.

And yet here we are watching him on tv. 

[Gobi]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

No.  Whiskey distillery was one of the first businesses Brigham Young setup. 
 

 

Nobody can have just one.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

is Utah a dry state??

 

 

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Does guzzling booze remind Kalani of her LDS upbringing too?

 

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Assholeu drunk? What a gross thought.