90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Mr. Miner]

It would be cool if Mike got a roundhouse kick to the head. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike is putting effort into making that TLC money.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Yess, bring back the oldie and scammit 

I cannot stand Jenny or Summit but at least their story line is good for a laugh. Sumit's parents are comedy gold! 

[Boston]

NM

[Straycat80]

These idiots and their rings. I expected Natalie to hiss ‘my precious’ when she picks up any ring. Maybe she’s watched Lord of the Rings one too many times. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

Mike must have read the comments and is trying to spice things up. It is not helping.

It is repulsive, actually.

[Doublemint]

Did Natalie say they are married 6 months?   So, they didn't break up right away.

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I keep wanting to hit the buttons!  So mach funny!

[CrazyInAlabama]

So Natalie is going to the lair of the Evil Queen Mother-in-Law?  Bad idea. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

Bring on RONALD and refrigerator, dammit!!!!

Yes mah boy

 

[kacesq]

Mother Mike has an atrocious hairstyle 

[Leilani]

Note to Sharp, these Russian women are boring as hell. We need Nigerians and Muslims and fat men taking showers with someones' dad with a bucket in South East Asia. 

 

[Mrs. Hanson]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Did Natalie say they are married 6 months?   So, they didn't break up right away.

So that was taped mid October.

[Twopper]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

It's been a while since I've watched House Hunters,

I know some people who were on it.  He was an atty and she had one year left of law school. they had a very small wedding last summer and are planning a big reception in late August.

 

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Nutalie is hoping that Mike walks through the door of the shop and the crystals cleanse him of his alien visitor though

I think she would really prefer him to be abducted by a UFO

[For Cereals]

Natalie just needs to cut some bangs real quick and down some butter...

[Frozendiva]

I got kicked out.

[Trackdawg]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I cannot stand Jenny or Summit but at least their story line is good for a laugh. Sumit's parents are comedy gold! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

So, Natalie went from religious zealot to psychic friend. . . after she married Mike.  

 Maybe Mike replaced her with an alien.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’d rather die a happy spinster with 40 cats and never feeling the touch of a man than get down on my knee to propose to a man.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Leilani said:

Note to Sharp, these Russian women are boring as hell. We need Nigerians and Muslims and fat men taking showers with someones' dad with a bucket in South East Asia. 

 

And various rats and other creatures.

[Gobi]

Spending time with your Mother-in-law ? What better honeymoon could a woman ask for?

[Hangin Out]

Mike and Natalie are not in love.  Cut the shit.  Besides you dumbbell.  A ring on Mike means nothing.  Women are not knocking the door down for him.

[kacesq]

Yawn.

[Leilani]

Mike belongs on the cover of a paper towel or a can of corn, he is boring as hell as an alien worshipping married man to a clenched jawed psycho.

Edited April 26, 2021 by Leilani

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

 

I think she would really prefer him to be abducted by a UFO

I know *I* would!

[Angry Moldovan]

@Baltimore Betty I always thought your pic was a ginger the cat. The more you know

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Gobi said:

Spending time with your Mother-in-law ? What better honeymoon could a woman ask for?

Mike:  It's always good to be around family.

Me:  Wanna bet?

[kacesq]

This Extreme Sisters...what people will do for some reality show fame...

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I got kicked out.

What did you do?

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I’d rather die a happy spinster with 40 cats and never feeling the touch of a man than get down on my knee to propose to a man.

What did I miss???????   Something happened?

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Twopper said:

I know some people who were on it.  He was an atty and she had one year left of law school. they had a very small wedding last summer and are planning a big reception in late August.

 

I also met someone who was on the Int’l version. She didn’t own the house, a middle aged couple did. I guess her younger self made for better tv. 
 

Also, sorry for giving you the big notification (I am so Canadian). 

[Pepper Mostly]

39 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

We support the arts Pepper...

Thanks to all of you who clicked! I really appreciate you all! 

9 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Never fear guys, there is a new 90 DAY: KITCHEN where the couples will cook meals, this is not a joke. It's starts in a week or two.  I posted it in the other forum.

Oh dear god. Imagine what culinary delights await us. 

7 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

@Trackdawg, STAHP. My retinas are seared. 

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

If we needed confirmation this lady is a quack, she thinks Mike & Natalie are full of love.

She was well coached by production. 

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love hematite but it breaks very easily

I suspected that would be the case. I love hematite too, I have a nice polished piece that a friend gave me. 

[renatae]

No, Mike, your mom is not a strong woman, she's a nasty, sneaky woman. If I was Natalie, I would give her a wide berth. I don't think staying with her will be marriage building in the least.

[greekmom]

Guys is it just me or is this soooo bloody boring??

How am I going to last the next X amount of weeks?

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Mike:  It's always good to be around family.

Me:  Wanna bet?

Uncle Beau!  He's the breakout star of their story.

[Twopper]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Did Natalie say they are married 6 months?   So, they didn't break up right away.

oh crap,  it has only been a week and I had forgotten how she talks with clenched teeth.  She also does weird head tossing in her interviews.  

Have I mentioned I cannot stand these people.

This is so boring.  Is it midnight yet?

Yikes, giant cat eyes just showed up in a notification. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

I am never watching "Extreme Sisters".     I hate the Geico strongest man commercial.  I fail to see what a kid doing extreme Twister and Car Gurus have to do with each other. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

What did you do?

Nothing. Maybe there is too much action here.

[Auntie Anxiety]

In case you are missing the Oscars, right now on stage is an entitled actor who received a swag bag worth $205K just for showing up lecturing the viewers about helping the needy.

[tvrox]

4 minutes ago, Twopper said:

I know some people who were on it.  He was an atty and she had one year left of law school. they had a very small wedding last summer and are planning a big reception in late August.

 

I think she would really prefer him to be abducted by a UFO

Where were they hunting? 

[Trackdawg]

13 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 

 

Yes, I did the BJ.

 

 

Sorry to recycle jokes, but that one never gets old for me.

 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Guys is it just me or is this soooo bloody boring??

How am I going to last the next X amount of weeks?

An hour and twenty minutes in, and maybe 10 minutes of new footage.

[Leilani]

I think they fixed the gigantic notifcation. I haven't seen one in a while now.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Guys is it just me or is this soooo bloody boring??

How am I going to last the next X amount of weeks?

This could be the worst season ever

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Trackdawg said:

Thank you @Trackdawg. This was one of the top moments in 90 Day history!

Edited April 26, 2021 by charmed1

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Thanks to all of you who clicked! I really appreciate you all! 

Oh dear god. Imagine what culinary delights await us. 

@Trackdawg, STAHP. My retinas are seared. 

She was well coached by production. 

I suspected that would be the case. I love hematite too, I have a nice polished piece that a friend gave me. 

I used to buy one of those rings every few months. They are only around five bucks but I got sick of replacing it.

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

@Baltimore Betty I always thought your pic was a ginger the cat. The more you know

It is, that was my first Cornish Rex Prince William, he passed away a few years ago...he was warming himself on top of the crock pot, had to snap a pic before I shoo'd him off.  

I have no idea what you were looking at other than the cat photo...the other photos are on my Only Fans, lol!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Thank you @Trackdawg. This goes was one of the top moments in 90 Day history!

Instant classic.

[sainte-chapelle]

Damn that Thicke guy looks rough! Like an aging 70s porn star.

Edited April 26, 2021 by sainte-chapelle

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

This could be the worst season ever

It is boring, but you all are rich in snark and I have died several times.