90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Doublemint]

I hope the horse drops an ax!

[CraftyHazel]

I’d hate to be behind Rebecca if she sneezes...those buttons are going to go flying like popcorn kernels in an open fire pit!

[Pepper Mostly]

OH FUCK ME A HORSE AND CARRIAGE?? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

THIS IS HER FOURTH FUCKING WEDDING! Sorry, I can’t stand this nonsense.

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Fatty fatty two by four, becks can’t get through the chapel door

Here comes the bride, all dressed and wide... 😂

*disclaimer she isn't that big, but has gained some since last season

[kacesq]

Jeans and flannels. Such effort, people.

[Angry Moldovan]

Becky with the bad hair, say no to the bangs

[Gobi]

Did you see that horse's ass? At least the horses pulling the carriage were nice.

Edited March 29, 2021 by Gobi

[Frozendiva]

Sleeves would have been nice.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Rebecca looks fiercely uncomfortable.

Dinyell looked better on her wedding day. Just sayin

[Hotel Snarker]

Oh great, she had her friends wear their best jeans and baseball caps to walk her down the aisle.

[Grifter Lives]

Zied's groomsmen!  Formal occasion - so the baseball caps are worn forward-facing.

[greekmom]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FUCK ME A HORSE AND CARRIAGE?? 

Of course bc it's her forever marriage you know

[TMI]

everyone overdressed for the wedding...son in law wore his best flannel

 

[kacesq]

Lmao at asking at some chick’s fourth wedding which man is giving her away. 

[charmed1]

I see Rebecca’s family pulled out their formal flannel and Ray Bans for this occasion.

[Luckylondon]

Did Natalie gain 30 pounds in 90 days eating the great American diet? I know our food is said to be infused with corn syrup snd extra sugar and genetically modified everything compared to the rest of the world and even compared to ourselves 30 years ago and 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight, but dayummm... is it in the air here? She has been here like a minute! 

[magemaud]

Beck’s boobs are jacked up under her chin! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Becky can’t wait till she can take a breath.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Did you see that horse's ass? And the horses pulling the carriage were nice.

Rebecca? Yeah she was front and centre

[Pepper Mostly]

All the wedding guests are wearing their best plaid flannel shirts and trucker hats. So classy.

[Doublemint]

She sees Zied "down the aisle"  - another missing feature, she must be hallucinating.

[CSunshine76]

The corset over the too small dress is...something. Bitch, it’s your fourth wedding, put on a sweater and jeans and call it a day.

Edited March 29, 2021 by CSunshine76

[tvrox]

24 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Vaccine roll call, count off now! 

Pfizer?

Moderna?

J&J? 

Who got what?

Team Pfizer here

Pfizer! 

[Straycat80]

Blue shirt and purple jacket.  Is Zied colorblind? These guys sure dressed up didn’t they? 

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OH FUCK ME A HORSE AND CARRIAGE?? 

For a slapped-together, last-minute, beat-Ramadan wedding.  How did she manage that?

[kacesq]

Rebecca couldn’t get her roots done for her very last wedding?

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hahaha two sizes too big. Yeah, okay, Becky. That’s an old trick and I’ve used it fool myself.

And someone "altered" it.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, CraftyHazel said:

I’d hate to be behind Rebecca if she sneezes...those buttons are going to go flying like popcorn kernels in an open fire pit!

They're gonna shoot off like bullets.  People could get killed.

[SunnyBeBe]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Sleeves would have been nice.

People who need sleeves seem to have a big aversion to them. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Classy son in law....dirty jeans, dollar tree sunglasses, hands in pockets....what elegance 

[Arynm]

Rebecca is going to pass out, that dress is so tight!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

I hope the horse drops an ax!

Where's Kramer with the beef-o-rino when we need him?

[Hotel Snarker]

That dress fits her horribly! I mean, I don't think she can breathe.

[Eldemarge]

Marry ME, Zied!  I won't act like a jealous shrew all the time, my house has furniture, and I would be thrilled to learn Arabic.  Dang, he can't hear me.  

[TazDevil]

It's her 4th wedding, she's how many years old, why is someone "giving her away"? 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Sleeves would have been nice.

Tattoo sleeves don't count?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, TMI said:

everyone overdressed for the wedding...son in law wore his best flannel

 

So my oil stained T shirt and red sweat pants fit in nicely.

[kacesq]

“Yeah, I do.” Wow. Much moving.

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

Rebecca couldn’t get her roots done for her very last wedding?

Her hair looks greasy as well.

[Hangin Out]

I’m so happy Rebeccas son in law got dressed up for the wedding.  Where is her bouquet?

[Twopper]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

THIS IS HER FOURTH FUCKING WEDDING! Sorry, I can’t stand this nonsense.

I cannot imagine going to my mother's fourth wedding.  

I have a disconnected feeling every time I see someone with tats in formal wear.   I do like the dress--  or I would if it fit without the corset.

[tvrox]

That wedding dress way too tight. 

All of my mother's weddings, lol. 

[mmecorday]

I want Sondra Celli to design my wedding dress. I want it to be visible from the International Space Station.

[brillia79]

Those hands are already aging.

[LucyEth]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Pfizer! 

Me too, 2nd shot in mid April

[For Cereals]

2 minutes ago, Luckylondon said:

Did Natalie gain 30 pounds in 90 days eating the great American diet? I know our food is said to be infused with corn syrup snd extra sugar and genetically modified everything compared to the rest of the world and even compared to ourselves 30 years ago and 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight, but dayummm... is it in the air here? She has been here like a minute! 

Yes, it’s in the air....that’s what I’m going to tell my doctor next visit.

[Hotel Snarker]

I’ve never seen anyone stuffed and more uncomfortable in their wedding dress. There’s buttons undone in the back.

[Twopper]

Just now, Silver Bells said:

I’m so happy Rebeccas son in law got dressed up for the wedding.  Where is her bouquet?

Does she have the requisite something new, something borrowed, something blue?     inquiring minds want to know.

We are still considering a family reunion at that place.

[mmecorday]

Zied is so mach sweet.