90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[Frozendiva]

Jovi, you also have a kid on the way. Time to grow up. Although these days, you don't have to get married.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Carrying a Bud Light can into the tux shop. Keepin' it classy, Jovi.

They're all carrying cans, which leads to the question, "Who's driving?"  We know it's not Non Jovi, since he has only driven to the furniture store this season.  Of course, there are infinite follow-up questions (e.g., "Why?" & Really?).

They've been drinking beer in every scene.  He must be adapting for Yara, because he could get complimentary top-shelf liquor throughout the casinos.

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

That’s probably because Joel McHale played that clip on a loop lol.

 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

oh with Andrew I have a cast iron frying pan to smack his ugly face with.

I want to sneak into his bedroom  while he’s sleeping and cut his greasy revolting hair off

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Mike and Andrew running neck and neck for who the bigger A hole is, Jovi and Brandon running neck and neck for second.

That's a whole lot of A holes in a photo finish!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Or Bill Pullman.

Aren’t Bill Pullman and Jeff Daniels the same person?

[SunnyBeBe]

The problem with live chat is that I can’t eat my popcorn.

[Grifter Lives]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

So what’s the difference between Vacation Jovi and NOLA Jovi? Seems like they’re both just party fuckboy.

Vacation Jovi doesn't come with the Bros Jovi.  

[greekmom]

Just now, Grifter Lives said:

They're all carrying cans, which leads to the question, "Who's driving?"  We know it's not Non Jovi, since he has only driven to the furniture store this season.  Of course, there are infinite follow-up questions (e.g., "Why?" & Really?).

They've been drinking beer in every scene.  He must be adapting for Yara, because he could get complimentary top-shelf liquor throughout the casinos.

It's Vegas. Never gone but I expect there's a tux shop and/or wedding dress shop in every other hotel. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

I want to sneak into his bedroom  while he’s sleeping and cut his greasy revolting hair off

Had me worried for a minute there!

[Straycat80]

That Baileys Light looks good but hold the coffee. 

[Arynm]

1 minute ago, LucyEth said:

Mike and Andrew running neck and neck for who the bigger A hole is, Jovi and Brandon running neck and neck for second.

This line up is making Tarik look good. How sad.

And Zied is an absolute angel. He is the belle of the ball at this point.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

 

Oh Stains! This used to be my FB pic

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I want to sneak into his bedroom  while he’s sleeping and cut his greasy revolting hair off

You're too nice Angry. I would shave his head.

[jaybird2]

mike's really going to marry nutalie?

[CrazyInAlabama]

Almost all of the hotels/casinos have wedding chapels that are full service.    They had a reality show about it quite a few years ago.   There are also a lot of stand alone wedding venues, and they probably have tux and dress stores nearby.    I know quite a few people who had big weddings at one of the casino chapels, and they were lovely.  

Edited March 29, 2021 by CrazyInAlabama

[Doublemint]

Do we see the tell-nothing next week?   Or is it on Discovery only? 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Had me worried for a minute there!

Now I need eye bleach for picturing his meat and two veg

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh Stains! This used to be my FB pic

My late dog was part Aussie. She used to have great facial expressions, including smiling. 

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Angry Moldovan said:

I want to sneak into his bedroom  while he’s sleeping and cut his greasy revolting hair off

Oh, I am coming with you on this journey!  I'll hold the flashlight.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Yes he has, as has Rob Lowe.

Yes, Rob Lowe!! 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Oh Stains! This used to be my FB pic

I love Stains and....

[Gobi]

Is she inflating her breasts more every scene?

[Armchair Critic]

I do have some good news, I am washing my jeans and now I can actually put them in the dryer because they are loose on me. 😂 Now I need the strength to not eat too much during spring break/Easter. Happy Passover, Easter, chocolate bunny eating day, whatever you celebrate.

[Auntie Anxiety]

This lawyer isn’t exactly impressive. Did she get her JD from an internet site?

[Luckylondon]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

I loathe to defend her, but I blew up like a whale during the pandemic and my diet is fairly good. Had to put a stop to it before I ended up sprawled across the back of a minivan on my way to meet Dr. Now.

The struggle is real! It is interesting that the food that is expensive and elusive to some of those from poorer economic backgrounds in other countries is what is less expensive and more easily accessible here in the US. Eating Whole Foods (autocorrect insists it is capitalized and I’m tired of fighting it) without pesticides or hormones is extremely expensive and takes work and effort when 2 people are commuting and working as many people do in the US. Convenience “low fat” foods filled with high fructose corn syrup have raged havoc on Americans and it is really glaring when you see the foreigners gain significant weight so quickly when they arrive and live with their partners and adopt their diet.

[Emmeline]

31 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

I'm old enough to remember when he was on the soap the Guiding Light

Really, I never knew that.  I have to look for a clip.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love Stains and....

Yass!

[Frozendiva]

Mini Eggs are on sale this week for $12.97 for the 2 lb bag. They are my downfall.

[Hotel Snarker]

Lawyer very nicely: "Oh, you done fucked up now, boy."

[Pepper Mostly]

They needed to call a lawyer who could count to 90??

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Armchair Critic said:

I do have some good news, I am washing my jeans and now I can actually put them in the dryer because they are loose on me. 😂 Now I need the strength to not eat too much during spring break/Easter. Happy Passover, Easter, chocolate bunny eating day, whatever you celebrate.

Yay for you. 

[Twopper]

I like Julia's dress.   I hope, if this marriage works, that they can go to Russia and celebrate with her parents and maybe have a ceremony. 

I am finding Jovi's stepdad rather insufferable, although not as bad so far as Pa Brandon.

Are any of the couples live streaming their weddings?   I have attended at least a dozen weddings that way this year of COVID.  

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I did my own hair and makeup when I got married. Shoestring hippie wedding, me. 

I had my hair done at the salon and also my nails.  They didn't have those machines like they do now, so I was asking people to blow on my nails. When my daughter got married five years ago, the whole female side of the wedding party went to the nail salon the day before the wedding. I think they had six or seven wedding groups come in.  

 

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

32 minutes ago, Mrs. Hanson said:

Yes he has, as has Rob Lowe.

Yes, Rob Lowe!! 

and Rick Springfield, the man is in his 70's and looks great.

[Grifter Lives]

When Natalie fled Sequim, she filmed herself on her phone.  Now, they seem to have the film crew back.  

[greekmom]

So if it's true that Natalie's 90 started Jan 16. Her 90 days would have been April 15

Spoiler

Which was the day that they got married.  

So either they are lying about the arrival date... or ...

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

This lawyer isn’t exactly impressive. Did she get her JD from an internet site?

Sequim School of Law and Paralegal Studies.

[tvrox]

30 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Zied has nice hair for a....how old is he again?

He said he spends 30 minutes on it?!

[Angry Moldovan]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Mini Eggs are on sale this week for $12.97 for the 2 lb bag. They are my downfall.

Cadbury creme eggs. I can never have just one

Edited March 29, 2021 by Angry Moldovan

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Really, I never knew that.  I have to look for a clip.

He played Tim a teenage alcoholic in the early 80's. I used to watch it during summer school break.

[mamadrama]

1 hour ago, rideashire said:

How in the world is she going back there? She has zero cash on her? There's gotta be some cheap motel around the airport. Even just wandering the airport until the flight leaves the next day would be better than seeing Mike again.

Don't forget the time and place. This was filmed around the first/mid April and WA was the epicenter of covid cases. Seattle airport wasn't letting people hang out there all night. You were only allowed in if your ticket had you departing 5 hours or less.

I went through this at that same time in that same airport. She wouldn't have been allowed in until the next morning. 

[Pepper Mostly]

What the hell does Mike expect an immigration lawyer to say, exactly? She has to tell him the law, not how to get around it. Sheesh. 

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

Really, I never knew that.  I have to look for a clip.

I first remember Kevin Bacon from Animal House.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Sequim School of Law and Paralegal Studies.

Sequim School of Law and Lumberjacking

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lawyer tells them to shut the fuck up and speak to a therapist.

[Mr. Miner]

Big Turd just flounced out of the room.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I first remember Kevin Bacon from Animal House.

And Diner. Love that movie.

[greekmom]

I saw two episodes of this blended bunch. They need those kids in therapy stat!

[hula-la]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

Cadbury crime eggs. I can never have just one

I made myself a rule that I can no longer buy them for myself. Haven’t bought one since 2009. I mention this to students all the time, and they keep me in the creamy crack. One even got me a dozen in an egg carton as a gift. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mike and Natalie might as well go to the airport and bring a wedding officiant so they can just decide there.