90DF Live Chat 2: This Thread is Only 60% Good

[charmed1]

Everyone looks hot and sweaty in this Ashoholics Anonymous meeting, but Avery is dressed for a ski trip.

[cyberfruit]

please make ash stop talking

[sainte-chapelle]

13 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Igor seems fun.

I'd go drinking with Igor. He should be on the show. Ash keeps digging that hole

Edited April 27, 2020 by sainte-chapelle

[Frozendiva]

There is no masculine or feminine energy. Energy is just energy. Men and women have both energies.

[Armchair Critic]

HA this has got to be a turn off to Avery, I swear there is a Seinfeld episode for everything

[Leilani]

Ash out here stealing from all the love language books and stealing Wendy Williams bulgy eyes. 

[Pepper Mostly]

He's just babbling now. He's making no sense. 

[HappyDancex2]

The word the babbler is looking for is "polarity."

[Zombness]

OMG....Ash ....We've come a long way baby....and you are just speaking bs.

 

Edited April 27, 2020 by Zombness

[Mr. Miner]

What a babbling dumbass tool!

[kacesq]

My mother who was happily married to my dad for 39 years is laughing her ass off at this seminar. Apparently my dad’s mind wasn’t all in boxes.

[Toodleoo]

Get it, Critical Thinking Lady, tear him a new one!

[DEL901]

Crash and burn.   

[greekmom]

I hope the seminar was free

[Auntie Anxiety]

Woman in the talking head for the win.

[LookABird]

As someone who used to teach public speaking, I find it incredibly painful to watch Ash in his "seminar."

[RealReality]

Opposites attract?  

This is some of the mumboist of jumbo. 

[sagittarius sue]

Ash might do well speaking with the Gothardites, Duggars etc.  His talk fits in more with their horrible beliefs.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

My mother who was happily married to my dad for 39 years is laughing her ass off at this seminar. Apparently my dad’s mind wasn’t all in boxes.

Where else was it stored?

[Brodicea]

I can't look at Ash. It's too painful.

[iwasish]

5 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ivan, the criminal’s “friend” who he met in Mexico and stayed in contact with....

Ivan disposes of the bodies after Geoff is done with them. Sometimes he keeps them around the campsite till they smell too much.

[Pepper Mostly]

My favorite thing about this is that there's a woman there named Bronte. 

[charmed1]

I have a question, Ash hole. Are you wearing pantyhose?

[Angry Moldovan]

Someone smack flash ash. So to be a good woman you just lie there while you get pole driven by the man? I can’t even.

Edited April 27, 2020 by Angry Moldovan

[JennyMominFL]

Its funny because my husband and are are kind of the opposites of what he describes. Im definitely the logical one to his emotional self

[VioletNevermind]

Ash needs to pull his head out of his ass 2006. 

[blubld43]

Who this guy is: a babbling don't of tired ideas.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Worst seminar evah.

Edited April 27, 2020 by Auntie Anxiety

[Straycat80]

Any other question?... *crickets*

[Leilani]

Ash should stick to Instagram and showing off his abs.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Woman in the talking head for the win.

Bronte is awesome!

[LennieBriscoe]

4 minutes ago, humbleopinion said:

The silicone is migrating out of her tits  and under her chins....

Exactly what a relieved Tom was thinking as he departed. Not exactly the dolled-up Darcey Galore he was used to seeing. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, RealReality said:

Opposites attract?  

This is some of the mumboist of jumbo. 

He could be an expert on "Married at First Sight"! "Well, she's reserved and thoughtful. He's outgoing and theatrical. So they'll balance each other out". 

[mmecorday]

Is this the season finale?

[kendi]

I'm guessing he forgot to hand out feedback surveys

[mamadrama]

6 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

We have several theories. None of them good.

Oh, they're all good... they're just a little scary.

[SunnyBeBe]

4 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Ash's eyes bugg out every time he blinks!  I'm no doctor, but that looks like big time Graves disease to me. Just sayin'.

I HOPE those poor women didn't pay $$$to listen to his shit?

I’ve mentioned that before and I hate to keep bringing it up, however I don’t think I can let it go til they confirm that he doesn’t have Graves. It’s concerning....

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I'd go drinking with Igor. He should be on the show. Ash keeps digging that hole

Yes, but when he excuses himself to the loo he kills someone then returns for another round of beers like nothing happened.  Full disclosure, I have been binging Killing Eve.

[Toodleoo]

Soooo this just proves he was dating all these women becauze this seminar was a cover-your-ass last minute thing he’s never ever actually done before, right?

[RealReality]

1 minute ago, Straycat80 said:

Any other question?... *crickets*

"What I'm saying is really hard for your stupid lady brains to understand, so you probably need a couple days to digest"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He could be an expert on "Married at First Sight"! "Well, she's reserved and thoughtful. He's outgoing and theatrical. So they'll balance each other out". 

He’s terrible,  but remember Avery left her two children and traveled 1/2 way around the world to be with him, so it obviously worked on her.  

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Leilani said:

Ash stealing Wendy Williams bulgy eyes.

next he will be passing out in a Statue of Liberty costume

Edited April 27, 2020 by Armchair Critic

[DEL901]

A seminar has a purpose statement, information and a conclusion.  You bring the audience along, so that when you reach your conclusion, no matter how ludicrous, the audience will have come along for the ride.   Now, after it is all over, they may look back and think “what a crock”, but a good speaker can mesmerize people, even if for just a short time.  
 

Ash failed in so many ways, not just his thesis.  

[Burning Rubber]

I don't know what is more offensive about Ash, his laughable non-sequiturs, or the fact that he came woefully unprepared.  I suspect he's no relationship coach, but a playboy.

[pandaindisguise]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Any other question?... *crickets*

He is lucky no one threw a shoe at that pint.  Emotional you say? 

[mamadrama]

Friend Igor should give hybrid camping/hunting/love seminars. Even in Russian without subtitles I can guarantee that it would still be more helpful.

[RealReality]

Just now, Toodleoo said:

Soooo this just proves he was dating all these women becauze this seminar was a cover-your-ass last minute thing he’s never ever actually done before, right?

This is the biggest question right now.  This cannot be his real job.  It could just be talking to lonely women for a monthly "fee". But he cannot seriously be a relationship coach. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Yes, but when he excuses himself to the loo he kills someone then returns for another round of beers like nothing happened.  Full disclosure, I have been binging Killing Eve.

❤️

[mamadrama]

Just now, pandaindisguise said:

He is lucky no one threw a shoe at that pint.  Emotional you say? 

A Louboutin, perhaps?

[Angry Moldovan]

Well there’s a reason I married an American man, maybe you know why now.