S08.E09: Seana's Story LIVE CHAT

[umgoblue]

She is doing a lot of losing, but none of it is weight.  SMDH

[DC Gal in VA]

3 minutes ago, Splashes said:

She loses things so much I cant imagine she really cares

Except weight probably.......

[Chicklet]

She obviously believes in magic because she hopes she made progress after not knowing the diet or doing the diet.  Ok then.

[Callaphera]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Have you been peeping in my window??

You should do those dishes in the sink. Not judging or anything, just saying. 

I mean NO, of course not! I would never!

Oh and I brought your newspaper closer to the door for you. 

[babyhouseman]

In addition to having an eating problem, she has a paper losing problem. I hope Lola can find her a support group for that. 

[ShoePrincess]

2 minutes ago, Gbb said:

Oh FFS. I can’t with this woman. 

“I lost the papers again. And the email. And forgot who I am. Everything but food.”

 

Some pizza sauce dripped on them and she mistook the papers for a bonus slice.

 

[sagittarius sue]

One  whole pound!

[CrazyInAlabama]

I want to slap that nasty, childish pout of hers right off of that face.    But I'll have to rip those hideous piercings out first, so I don't hurt my hand.  

She's pathetic, she lost the diet again.   And she needs to take those hideous bear slippers off.

Month 1---659

Month 4---658   (after eating two copies of Dr. Now's diet, with a ton of chocolate syrup and whipped cream on it) (Guess she stopped for a minor pee break on the way into the office).

Someone needs to break it to the care dot com kid that she doesn't have any dimples.

Magnum Ice Cream commercials!   Oh the humanity. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

I am watching online.  The woman wearing the skirt so short you can tell if she's ovulating screeched Oh My Gah! so loudly, she scared my cat.  I don't care what she plans to do with billions of pairs of cheap boots. 

[aliya]

Oh my freakin' lord - 1 pound.

[Splashes]

Aww yeah 1lb weight loss!

[fonfereksglen]

3 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I knew a cat named Cricket once...

Cricket was Connie Steven's character on 77 Sunset Strip.

[FormeryHeavyJ]

ONE FREAKING POUND!!!!  THAT'S GREAT!!!!!

I love the look on Cassandra's face!!!!!!

[poeticlicensed]

Losing 1 pound is worse than gaining 

[umgoblue]

She peed out that one pound before weigh in.

[DEG9]

Folks, she's "not sure what happened."

Where shall we begin (or continue) Heh

[ams1001]

"I'm not sure what happened."

You lost the diet instructions, twice. And didn't request another one. Twice.

WTF is wrong with this girl?

[Callaphera]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

In addition to having an eating problem, she has a paper losing problem. I hope Lola can find her a support group for that. 

Lola: "Did you write a letter to your dad like we talked about?"
Seana: "I lost the paper."
Lola: "...all the paper?"

[Donut Bear]

What does that Derrickus person have on his head?

Edited February 27, 2020 by Donut Bear

[mmecorday]

"My Cousin Derrickus," the long-awaited sequel to "My Cousin Vinnie."

[Yokosmom]

I’m evil. Cackling at the 1 pound. And her helpers  name is Derrickus? WTF kind of name is that?

[MelissaMinion]

Ahahahahahahaha! The look on Dr Now’s face!

[hoosiermom]

1 minute ago, ShoePrincess said:

We might be neighbors. Or pass each other in Schnucks. Or something like that.

 

No doubt. I am more of a Walmart person. Schnucks is expensive but I go there when I want the good stuff. 🙃

[sainte-chapelle]

Corn and potatoes are not on the diet honey

[Hellga]

Aaaaand she lost the papers instead of weight once again!  

Either she is extremely dumb, or she is playing dumb to avoid losing weight.  ANd she is not even entertaining.

[Suzywriter]

We desperately need new writers. Every show is the exact same script. 

 

[LizzyB]

Am I seeing things, or were those fuzzy bear claw slippers?  In public?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

[Guest]

Just now, babyhouseman said:

In addition to having an eating problem, she has a paper losing problem. I hope Lola can find her a support group for that. 

On what will she write her letter to her father on though?! How will she explain that to Lola? 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So since when is Derrickus her cousin?  ANd not her aide? 

[umgoblue]

Dr. Now:  What is wid dat?

Seanna:  See what had happened was...

[AnnaBanana]

Ohmyword this woman is a train wreck!

[ShortyMac]

1 minute ago, Callaphera said:

Lola: "Did you write a letter to your dad like we talked about?"
Seana: "I lost the paper."
Lola: "...all the paper?"

OMG. Dying.

[Suzywriter]

Man, this one is lethargic.

 

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

We desperately need new writers. Every show is the exact same script. 

 

I dunno. "I lost the paper/email" is a new twist on an old favourite. 

[AnnaBanana]

Just now, LizzyB said:

Am I seeing things, or were those fuzzy bear claw slippers?  In public?

Yes, yes those were.  

[ams1001]

God, her barely-intelligible, one- and two-word responses to Dr. Now are infuriating. She sounds like a sullen teenager being scolded by her dad.

[Pepper Mostly]

She looks so shifty. One minute she's doing a little flirty thing like a six year old, the next she looks like a cornered rabbit, trying not to make any sudden moves. 

[ShoePrincess]

Those slippers are horrifying, and she is dumber than a bag of hammers.

 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

So since when is Derrickus her cousin?  ANd not her aide? 

I wondered if he was family.

Why IS he wearing that head wrap?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

She has the same expression on her face that I do after watching a Knicks or Giants game.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Her lip pursing game is at Olympic level.

[Snarkastikate]

11 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

12 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

 

 

Seriously, is there something mentally wrong with her?   It's as though Dr Now is talking to a 2 year old.  Holy crap!!   

[Guest]

Why is Dr Now asking a grown-ass woman where her "mom" is?! She's not an invalid ... she doesn't need her mother policing her!

[Suzywriter]

Derrickus sitting there with that superior expression and silk turban looks like a TV fortune teller.

[Chicklet]

I cannot understand a word that is said, did I have a stroke somewhere?

[Concerned]

She should join Weight Watchers. This program is beyond her capacity.

[ShoePrincess]

3 minutes ago, fonfereksglen said:

Cricket was Connie Steven's character on 77 Sunset Strip.

I love that show. And Surfside Six.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

She's like that dumb kid that gets called on in class that the teacher won't let off the hook. "um.....(glance to the left)...stop?"

[Splashes]

Shes so unanimated. Just completely dead inside.