S08.E05: Gina's Story LIVE CHAT

[Hana Chan]

My sympathy for this cow is at absolute zero. All she does is complain and bitch and moan about how hard she has it. What a struggle it is to sit on a coach all day and boss your wife around.

And I do want to apologize to all cows for comparing Gina to them. They don't deserve it.

[Guest]

Just now, Azubah said:

How to make turkey burgers? PUT THEM IN A PAN AND HEAT THEM UP.

RIGHT?! Grown ass woman who can't google "how to cook turkey burger." Fuck off, Gina.

Also, how much weight does she think she's gonna lose in 2 weeks to fit into a dress?!

My head is exploding.

[String Theory]

2 minutes ago, Azubah said:

At least it's clothing. We've seen worse.

Beats JT's torn/scary pants from last week!

Beth's putting the smack down on her!  Go momma!

The trip made her nauseous?  Food is the last thing I think about when I'm nauseous!

Food is the only thing that makes me happy?  Beth, get out of there while you can!!!!  What's she thinking about, there's no way with that attitude that she'll ever make it to her sister's wedding in a "few" weeks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LookABird said:

She is highly unlikeable.

I love your gift for understatement. 

[Concerned]

1 minute ago, TMI said:

she has no chance in the world of losing 1 ounce...

 

excuses..you're sick because you are a whale out of water...

 

That’s a danger at the Jersey Shore. She could go for a walk on the beach and get harpooned.

[Chicklet]

Wait doesn't everyone have a weight bench inthe kitchen? 

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Her voice sounds like Cartman doing a female voice

[Wanda]

5 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

I love how pleasant and readily-agreeable they are to his face...

On the first visit. By the third the devil is coming down to Houston 

[Guest]

Just now, poeticlicensed said:

Is she sitting on a weight bench in the kitchen?

Yup! No irony there at all.

[babyhouseman]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

Is she sitting on a weight bench in the kitchen?

Can't you tell how ripped she is?

[calpurnia99]

If the cameras weren't there she would have thrown a massive tantrum

L9l

[Suzywriter]

Just skidding into the chat room

Hi, Pounders!

My eating habit is salad and steamed hamburgers....they're good, they just don't sound good. 

I hate this crew. The scene of all of them, including the manfriend, sitting motionless and expressionless in the living room made me think of a "before" picture of pimples sitting on a chin.

[MrsClaus]

1 minute ago, DEG9 said:

Only thing that makes you happy is food? What's the point of the wife, then?

To get the food

[ams1001]

25 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

How DARE you insult Barney and the Grimace like that?  What did they ever do to you?

Barney got that damn song stuck in my head a million times. Barney can go to hell.

I apologize to Grimace.

[CrazyInAlabama]

She's lucky Dr. Now says 1200 calorie, some other doctors do a liquid diet for weeks to get them to lose quickly, and so they don't cheat on portions.   

I thought some others this season were unlikable, but I don't care how she does, I loathe her.  

Aha!   The sister's wedding will be the excuse to miss her Dr. Now appointment.    

So everyone's staring at 600 pounds of fat, with a camera crew following her every move?    

Joan Rivers told a joke, that wasn't very nice, about Elizabeth Taylor in her hugely overweight years.    She said for Liz to get into McDonald's they had to grease the arches, and hold a twinkie inside the store to get her through the doors.   They need to do that to get lard butt down the aisle.    Any guesses how much of the cake will disappear in that maw of hers? 

Edited January 30, 2020 by CrazyInAlabama

[Callaphera]

1 minute ago, Giant Misfit said:

Also, how much weight does she think she's gonna lose in 2 weeks to fit into a dress?!

If we don't get a scene of her trying to squeeze into a bridesmaids dress that's six sizes too small, I'm gonna feel robbed.

Although it's a brilliant excuse for why you can't wear the fugly bridesmaid dress.

[Wanda]

13 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Beth should take the car and just drive into the sunset alone. She'd be happier.

Beth would be happier pulling a Thelma and Louise

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Hana Chan said:

My sympathy for this cow is at absolute zero. All she does is complain and bitch and moan about how hard she has it. What a struggle it is to sit on a coach all day and boss your wife around.

And I do want to apologize to all cows for comparing Gina to them. They don't deserve it.

Cows are are intelligent and thoughtful creatures....Gina...nope. 😊

[Hellga]

2 minutes ago, DEG9 said:

Only thing that makes you happy is food? What's the point of the wife, then?

To provide food, of course!

[MsVixen]

Marie Osmond needs to lay off the plastic surgery....

[String Theory]

7 minutes ago, ShortyMac said:

Her baby little girl voice is terrible! I can barely stand it.

Better than the flat affect that JT had from last week.  (JMHO) :😊

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Hana Chan said:

My sympathy for this cow is at absolute zero. All she does is complain and bitch and moan about how hard she has it. What a struggle it is to sit on a coach all day and boss your wife around.

And I do want to apologize to all cows for comparing Gina to them. They don't deserve it.

The cows are equally  horrified!

The wife is a wimp.

[Minivanessa]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I thought some others this season were unlikable, but I don't care how she does, I loathe her.  

Same here. 

[OoogleEyes]

I think that this entire family should write letters to Gina!

[DEL901]

So Beth, the only employed person, had to take a week and a half off work and has to do 5he same in 2 months.    
 

Glad to see the family call her on her bs.   

[Guest]

The last time I used this gif was during Angie's live chat. I feel it's appropriate to bust out again. 

Gina in a nutshell:

 

[7EasyPayments]

1 minute ago, DEG9 said:

Only thing that makes you happy is food? What's the point of the wife, then?

She bring de fuud. No hooycheee koooocheeee. 😶

[Kid]

5 minutes ago, LookABird said:

She is highly unlikeable.

You are the master of understatement.😂😂

[LizzyB]

11 minutes ago, String Theory said:

 

it's always so SCARY.  One night I'm going to try to count how many times a participant says they're SCARED. 

If they're not scared, Dr. Now won't see them.  Think its a prerequisite.  Although I think the writers at TLC are getting lazy with the scripts they're having them read.

Jeeze,, how long did it take them to FINALLY get to Houston?

There we go another "SCARED"

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I agree about the scriptwriting and I volunteer myself for rewrites!  I know some adjectives and I can even place my pronouns correctly in a sentence!  Do I have to move to Houston...?

[String Theory]

Girlfriend doesn't look like she's made enough progress to do anything.  Nah, not going to make that wedding.

[Gbb]

THEY'RE TREATING YOU LIKE YOU'RE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY BECAUSE YOU CHEATED ALL THE WAY HOME AND ARE ASKING FOR CHEAT FOOD NOW THAT YOU'RE HOME, YOU RIDICULOUS, WHINY HEIFER! 

[MelissaMinion]

She’s going to the rehearsal? They’ll have to air the church out overnight. 

[poeticlicensed]

She hasn't lost any weight 

[materialgirl101]

those poor leggings

[Callaphera]

YOU CAN'T EVEN TIE YOUR SHOES BUT YOU'RE GOING TO THE REHEARSAL-

oh, wait, it's a dinner. Of course you're gonna go.

[Chicklet]

She's going to a wedding function dressed in those holey pants? Good god make it stop.

[DC Gal in VA]

10 minutes ago, FormeryHeavyJ said:

That thing on the left side of her face reminds me of Mrs. Malenoma from Uncle Buck.  Here's quarter....go have a rat chew it off.

Aaaaaaannnd the first pair of gasoline soaked drawers goes to FormerHeavyJ for this simultaneously heartless and hilarious post. Congrats! 😁

[gameshowjunkie]

Worried about the family seeing her but ok being naked on national tv?

[Pepper Mostly]

She can't even get through the door. Hahahahahahaha

[Callaphera]

Surprise!Intervention time?

[FormeryHeavyJ]

Just bring over the couch for gina

[Snarkastikate]

6 minutes ago, Callaphera said:

"But I'm overwhelmed."

I'm underwhelmed by your performance, Karen Gina. 

Correction:. She's overwhelmed by the thought of BEING overwhelmed.

[mmecorday]

Well, luckily everyone else at the rehearsal dinner is huge too.

[MelissaMinion]

Damn, I was hoping that chair would collapse.

[Hellga]

I am disappointed the chair didn't break under her weight!

[poeticlicensed]

Everything is all about Gina, even someone else's wedding

[ams1001]

That's a lotta day-glo purple dripping down the walls...

Sitting in a chair is just too much...

[Wanda]

28 minutes ago, Snarkastikate said:

How DARE you insult Barney and the Grimace like that?  What did they ever do to you?

I have a 25 yr old autistic son who watches barney vhs tapes backwards and forwards. He’s been doing so since his sister watched them. That means I have had barney on in my home since 1992. Do I get any sympathy now? It’s why I need  to eat pizzas

[Callaphera]

YOU WALKED IN AND SAT DOWN ON A CHAIR. 

Gina: "This is getting to be too much for me."

[Chicklet]

Jabba the Hut in Tony and Tina's Wedding, it's a Broadway Smash!