S14.E04: Breakdown In Beverly Hills

[KungFuBunny]

Kelly and Braunwyn watch Emily rehearse her anniversary dance number; Shannon plans a group day trip so Gina can visit Rodeo Drive for the first time; Emily breaks down; Shannon and Emily argue over a comment made during an interview; Kelly explodes.

Airs 8/27/19 at 9:00 PM Eastern

[biakbiak]

3 minutes ago, KungFuBunny said:

Kelly and Braunwyn watch Emily rehearse her anniversary dance number; 

Nooooo! I thought Shane put the kibosh on this!!! You had one job, Shane! 

[AntAnn]

6 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

Kelly explodes.

That’s a new plot twist...NOT!

[chenoa333]

7 hours ago, biakbiak said:

Nooooo! I thought Shane put the kibosh on this!!! You had one job, Shane! 

I cannot believe Emily is actually going to do this stripper (?) dance on national TV. Does she think behaving like Tamra is going to make her more interesting? NOT!

And "Kelly Explodes". Yawn....

[dosodog]

Poor Dosodog. He's starting to leave the room when Kelly's shrieking hits certain decibels. 

 

[KungFuBunny]

On 8/23/2019 at 10:55 AM, biakbiak said:

Nooooo! I thought Shane put the kibosh on this!!! You had one job, Shane! 

It will be so bizarre to perform a "sexy anniversary" dance/walk around a stage to people without said husband in the audience.

They do go to Vegas - I wonder if Shane's mom and sister go on stage too - triple gross in the sexy factor for your husband

[DeeplyShallow]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

It will be so bizarre to perform a "sexy anniversary" dance/walk around a stage to people without said husband in the audience.

They do go to Vegas - I wonder if Shane's mom and sister go on stage too - triple gross in the sexy factor for your husband

What in the hell am I seeing? This family is just... 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Thumper]

My husband loves me, but he would NOT want to watch me dance for him!!  (Nor would I choose to.)   I'd be embarrassed for myself and for him.  lol  

[AntAnn]

I was starting to like Emily this season, but not into watching her dance for her man who doesn’t care. 

[nexxie]

The word pathetic comes to mind. Poor Emily.

[KungFuBunny]

On 8/24/2019 at 4:35 PM, DeeplyShallow said:

What in the hell am I seeing? This family is just... 🤦🏻‍♀️

On 8/24/2019 at 4:55 PM, Thumper said:

My husband loves me, but he would NOT want to watch me dance for him!!  (Nor would I choose to.)   I'd be embarrassed for myself and for him.  lol  

16 hours ago, AntAnn said:

I was starting to like Emily this season, but not into watching her dance for her man who doesn’t care. 

I still like Emily. Shane remains a Douche Hole.

I am though starting to wonder if the main goal all along was just to perform on stage in Vegas as a story line. Not that she didn't want Shane there. Since Shane doesn't approve she just might go on stage with her sister-in-law.

Hear me out on this - since Emily revealed her bullying at the reunion several vendors have begun to sponsor her to showcase their products. One of them being a beauty company Alkali - it includes makeup and hair product. She mentions her alopecia coming back and voila - gorgeous thick hair is shown next to alkali shampoo in her Instagram post. She is on SM  the face/model of the brand and the show to promote it. She's riding on being a "real" woman - real sized, women empowerment, yada, yada.

Remember I had said I found it strange in the tagline - it's Shane, 3 kids and THE SISTER-IN-LAW.

Emily will perform and at least she has rhythm unlike other HWs performances - i.e. Luann, Kim Z, Erika

Here's an Instagram shot - look at her dance - and who is that next to her (none other than Shane's sister)

Here's a shot of her hair - must have grown back by using alkali's shampoo

Edited August 25, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Anne Thrax]

On 8/24/2019 at 10:08 AM, KungFuBunny said:

It will be so bizarre to perform a "sexy anniversary" dance/walk around a stage to people without said husband in the audience.

They do go to Vegas - I wonder if Shane's mom and sister go on stage too - triple gross in the sexy factor for your husband

Ugh!  I'm starting to believe the only reason Shane's family approved of Emily doing RHOC is because it coincided with their plans to horn in on the camera big time.  Both Pary and her daughter play to the camera and it's embarrassing. 

Everything on Pary's head looks fake - the hair, the skin, the teeth.  And she never fails to overdress for everything -- a non-milestone family birthday get-together merits a long, clingy red evening gown, gloves and fur stole.  Like she's just landed here from 1941 Hollywood. 

Last time she was on, I remember her being extraordinarily short.  She must have had stilts on under that gown.

Emily is so starved for approval, I bet she'd never take her MIL shopping and insist she buy a couple of items of casual clothing that would be more appropriate for when Grandma and Grandpa visit family in OC.  Just so she doesn't go around with her too-much-ness, looking like a weirdo.

I mean, people around here just don't dress up -- certainly not like THAT. 

Edited August 26, 2019 by Anne Thrax

[breezy424]

3 hours ago, KungFuBunny said:

I still like Emily. Shane remains a Douche Hole.

I am though starting to wonder if the main goal all along was just to perform on stage in Vegas as a story line. Not that she didn't want Shane there. Since Shane doesn't approve she just might go on stage with her sister-in-law.

Hear me out on this - since Emily revealed her bullying at the reunion several vendors have begun to sponsor her to showcase their products. One of them being a beauty company Alkali - it includes makeup and hair product. She mentions her alopecia coming back and voila - gorgeous thick hair is shown next to alkali shampoo in her Instagram post. She is on SM  the face/model of the brand and the show to promote it. She's riding on being a "real" woman - real sized, women empowerment, yada, yada.

Remember I had said I found it strange in the tagline - it's Shane, 3 kids and THE SISTER-IN-LAW.

Emily will perform and at least she has rhythm unlike other HWs performances - i.e. Luann, Kim Z, Erika

Here's an Instagram shot - look at her dance - and who is that next to her (none other than Shane's sister)

Here's a shot of her hair - must have grown back by using alkali's shampoo

If that's actually her (hard to tell) kudos to her.  She did good.

[Aim123]

13 hours ago, Anne Thrax said:

I mean, people around here just don't dress up -- certainly not like THAT. 

I live in L.A. and the older Persian women dress as such--might be a cultural thing? Here is my take: Shane is gay. Very gay. His mother wanted him to marry/have kids, and he did, to please his crazy-ass mother. So now, he has dumped his wife off on his mother like, "here, you wanted this, here you go." All parties are moving forward without him.

[DanielleBowden]

On 8/24/2019 at 3:55 PM, Thumper said:

My husband loves me, but he would NOT want to watch me dance for him!!  (Nor would I choose to.)   I'd be embarrassed for myself and for him.  lol  

My husband and I would not be able to stop laughing. I like Emily but I am experiencing acute second hand embarrassment at this story line.

[KungFuBunny]

1 hour ago, Aim123 said:

I live in L.A. and the older Persian women dress as such--might be a cultural thing? Here is my take: Shane is gay. Very gay. His mother wanted him to marry/have kids, and he did, to please his crazy-ass mother. So now, he has dumped his wife off on his mother like, "here, you wanted this, here you go." All parties are moving forward without him.

Shane already did this with his first marriage. He had 2 daughters with wife one.

I think he married Emily to try to get full custody of his daughters. I might not be remembering this correctly, but I could have sworn Emily made some not so nice remarks about Shane's ex.

[65mickey]

I would never have guessed that is Emily in the video. She looks pretty damn good, natural and not self conscious. Looks like she is having fun. More power to her. 

[KungFuBunny]

16 hours ago, breezy424 said:

If that's actually her (hard to tell) kudos to her.  She did good.

Are you saying it's hard to tell if it's Emily or Emily's sister-in-law?

I think it's both of them - it's from Emily's Instagram - and in other posts she talks about the great Simpson Parties they throw - I wonder if the event planning is a family business or partnership between (Emily and her sister-in-law)

[politichick]

On 8/24/2019 at 1:08 PM, KungFuBunny said:

It will be so bizarre to perform a "sexy anniversary" dance/walk around a stage to people without said husband in the audience.

They do go to Vegas - I wonder if Shane's mom and sister go on stage too - triple gross in the sexy factor for your husband

Why are they dressed like that?

[KungFuBunny]

46 minutes ago, politichick said:

Why are they dressed like that?

It's their idea of what is "Vegas-y"?

Pary really likes to wear long gowns - remember what she wore to a simple birthday dinner?

Emily and her sister-in-laws dresses - I think are meant to look like the old stye "Cigarette Girls" that used to walk around the casinos

Edited August 26, 2019 by KungFuBunny

[Natalie68]

On 8/24/2019 at 10:08 AM, KungFuBunny said:

It will be so bizarre to perform a "sexy anniversary" dance/walk around a stage to people without said husband in the audience.

They do go to Vegas - I wonder if Shane's mom and sister go on stage too - triple gross in the sexy factor for your husband

I don't want to see any of them again.  They need to cut this family from the roster.  I may be a party of 1 but I MUCH prefer Shane to his wife, mother, sister.  But for ease, cut the whole kit and kaboodle.  

[Mindthinkr]

On 8/25/2019 at 6:18 PM, KungFuBunny said:

I still like Emily. Shane remains a Douche Hole.

I am though starting to wonder if the main goal all along was just to perform on stage in Vegas as a story line. Not that she didn't want Shane there. Since Shane doesn't approve she just might go on stage with her sister-in-law.

Hear me out on this - since Emily revealed her bullying at the reunion several vendors have begun to sponsor her to showcase their products. One of them being a beauty company Alkali - it includes makeup and hair product. She mentions her alopecia coming back and voila - gorgeous thick hair is shown next to alkali shampoo in her Instagram post. She is on SM  the face/model of the brand and the show to promote it. She's riding on being a "real" woman - real sized, women empowerment, yada, yada.

Remember I had said I found it strange in the tagline - it's Shane, 3 kids and THE SISTER-IN-LAW.

Emily will perform and at least she has rhythm unlike other HWs performances - i.e. Luann, Kim Z, Erika

Here's an Instagram shot - look at her dance - and who is that next to her (none other than Shane's sister)

Here's a shot of her hair - must have grown back by using alkali's shampoo



Emily loooks like she is holding diamonds in the bottom photo (sorry I couldn’t copy and paste just that instead of quoting the whole post). Someone should tell her she’s on RHOC not RHOBH. 

[chenoa333]

6 hours ago, Natalie68 said:

I don't want to see any of them again.  They need to cut this family from the roster.  I may be a party of 1 but I MUCH prefer Shane to his wife, mother, sister.  But for ease, cut the whole kit and kaboodle.  

I can't stand Pary. And Shane's sister dances like a spaz. Emily's dancing was good. Maybe Tamra can hook up her spawn Ryan with Pary? Maybe shes already got a husband but hey, it's worth a shot.

[Mindthinkr]

All Aboard...Choo Choo

[TexasGal]

This conversation, which we are having while we are mic’ed and then also discussing in talking heads in front of camera, will NEVER go any FURTHER!!!  It’s all Vicki, we agree!

[KungFuBunny]

Is protect my family the new code word phrase for protect my lifestyle?

Fuck you Gina

[Andi27]

Emily knows the Queen of Versailles!

Edited August 28, 2019 by Andi27

[Bronzedog]

Tamra- “We must never speak of this again!  The train!  That’s what we must never speak of!  The rumor is that there were 8 men involved in the train.  Of which we must never speak!  Just to be clear-  We must never speak of the train when Kelly had sex with 8 men in a row.  That’s the train I’m talking about.  No other train.  That train.  The one with eight men and Kelly.  Never speak of it!”

[nexxie]

Now I feel bad suggesting Emily’s dance thing was pathetic - she’s doing a nice job and it’s good to try something outside the box.

[Mindthinkr]

14 minutes ago, Andi27 said:

Emily knows the Queen of Versailles!

Not very well though, as she didn’t go on Below Deck Med with Jackie and her besties. (If by choice, it was a good choice). 

[pieinmyeye]

Jealous much, Em?

[Mindthinkr]

Gina wears a size 26 in pants? I wear a size 26 and am under 5’ and 90 lbs. Do I need to consider losing weight? She just made me feel fat. OR does LA downsize their clothes so the people buying them feel better? 

[KungFuBunny]

I feel bad for Emily.

I think she sees the writing on the wall - Gina is a snake and will X her out.

I think Emily stuck by Gina in her tirade against Shannon and echoed in.

Gina has switched lanes and now Emily looks like the asshole

[Keywestclubkid]

I don’t think you empower people with negative thoughts. How the hell did tamra not burst into flames saying that?

[Mindthinkr]

Poor Shannon. She tries to make it a fun day. It goes downhill shopping and now they are barely getting through lunch without drama...well it’s not too late...the food hasn’t arrived. 

Edited August 28, 2019 by Mindthinkr
Too not to.

[JAYJAY1979]

Gina adds nothing to the show.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

Gina adds nothing to the show.

She is the whine and Emily is going to bring the cheese with her dance. 

[Andi27]

How many different ways can Tamra bring up the rumor in talking heads? And still try to claim its Vicki's fault?

Kelly has every right to be mad at every single one of them.

[KungFuBunny]

12 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

Gina wears a size 26 in pants? I wear a size 26 and am under 5’ and 90 lbs. Do I need to consider losing weight? She just made me feel fat. OR does LA downsize their clothes so the people buying them feel better? 

A little off topic - I just finished a show on Netflix and I went to look it up on google to see if there would be a new season - if they were filming, etc...

I typed in Mindthinker - whoopsie!

Anyhoo - back to the show - Gina sucks.

[nexxie]

So, with every talking head, Tamra adds a bit more to the train story - now it’s eight guys from behind. She’s disgusting.

[chewycandy]

I just want to fast forward to the reunion already so Kelly can give Tamra what she deserves. 

[Bronzedog]

13 minutes ago, nexxie said:

Sorry, Nexxie!  Not sure what happened there.

Edited August 28, 2019 by Bronzedog

[ghoulina]

Why is anyone worried that a 4-year-old can't write their name? That seems crazy, to me.

Tamra likening Shannon to a sausage was just low. 

I really hope this "train" topic ends soon. I'm really struggling every time my kids walk into the room! 

Personally, I think Braunwyn was right to tell Kelly that people were talking about her. She was going to have her over and it would be awkward. The way she did it was more about giving Kelly a head's up. 

The way Emily did it was not. Kelly already knew. And the entire group was there. And it oh-so-conveniently got the heat off of Emily and her issues with Shannon. 

I generally like Emily, but that seemed super manipulative. I've also noticed that she does tend to REALLY go off on social media. 

[Thumper]

Braunwyn is writing a book?  About what?  I must have missed that.

Edited August 28, 2019 by Thumper

[goofygirl]

So... My question is: DID SHANE PASS THAT FREAKING BAR EXAM?????  Because the guy has been studying for months now, out of his house. At the library. At Mom's house. IN A FREAKING HOTEL FOR 10 BLOODY DAYS!!   Really? Seriously? Is he a MORON? Or is Emily?

And the whole train business.... Did I get this right? Kelly called Vicky FAT and that she looked like a Pig.  That's mean. But.... Vicky slams back at Kelly with she's a COKEHEAD and does some weird sexual shit with 8 guys???

Jeebus.

[Maire]

Braunwyn (?) crying after all the kids and chaos left the house. 🙄 Enough.

Also when I hear that someone pulled a “train” the woman is usually incapacitated in some way. How is this ok for a public conversation? It sounds dangerous.

Edited August 28, 2019 by Maire

[bichonblitz]

I'm not up for watching these bitches cry all season. Braunwyn is going to sit all alone at her lonely little table for one and cry because her husband took the kids on a 2 day trip. Go away, little shit stirrer. All Gina does is cry. Now Emily is crying over her.... wait... what exactly is she crying about? 

[Quita]

On 8/25/2019 at 6:18 PM, KungFuBunny said:

Here's a shot of her hair - must have grown back by using alkali's shampoo

I'm pretty sure Emily's hair, along with the rest of the cast, is mostly extensions. 

35 minutes ago, JAYJAY1979 said:

Gina adds nothing to the show.

She makes me realize that, in comparison to her, I've made some excellent life choices, so there's that.

Edited August 28, 2019 by Quita

[Bronzedog]

1 minute ago, Maire said:

Braunwyn (?) crying after all the kids and chaos left the house. 🙄 Enough.

This!  Plus, I hope whenever the subject of a kid comes up, she’s not going to say “A four year old?  I have a four year old! A nine year old?  I have a nine year old! A two year old?  I have one!  As a matter of fact, I have a kid of every age!”

[Mu Shu]

2 minutes ago, bichonblitz said:

I'm not up for watching these bitches cry all season. Braunwyn is going to sit all alone at her lonely little table for one and cry because her husband took the kids on a 2 day trip. Go away, little shit stirrer. All Gina does is cry. Now Emily is crying over her.... wait... what exactly is she crying about? 

What was up with that? The kids are away for two days. Lie around in some stretched out old underwear, drink some booze, eat a block of cheese and watch TV like normal women who get a break from seven kids do. Bronte.