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11 minutes ago, Reality police said:

Maybe it's because i have never liked Dorit, but I don't remember her ever admitting to anything in an honest heartfelt way. My memory sucks do remind me if she has. Really not trying to be a jerk. 

Dorit seems fakey to me, so maybe she didn’t mean it, but she has apologized for hurting people without employing a bunch of narc. strategies in order to spare a fragile ego.

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6 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

I probably shouldn't rub salt in the wound by mentioning that I just crushed a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos to use as breading for chicken.

You just had to say it! I never thought you could ever go that low! 

NOT COOL!

Next your gonna tell us how damn delicious your chicken was. >;-)

I'm so full of shit my eyes are Brown.

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6 minutes ago, walnutqueen said:

I wouldn't mind being LVP, slings & arrows and all.  An utterly devoted husband, a passle of critters, and a fabulous life.  And a fucking MOAT with bitchy swans.  All I have is a swampy backyard former swimming pool, and barely enough credit to feed my lowly stray critters.  But I just got a pair of honeymooning ducks visiting my swamp-pond (after the OG pair apparently died years ago), so my world is complete!

I am so fucking tired of all the DSM terminology being thrown around.

Dorit is a psycho-bitch, and she is the very thing she called Camille during her drunken rant at the infamous dinner party.  Pretty sure that isn't listed in the DSM, but maybe it should be.

To each his or her own - imo the most valuable thing about these shows is how they explore personalities in action. Some of the Housewives have serious narcissistic tendencies. While we can’t actually diagnose by watching, it could save viewers a lot of heartache if they become familiar with strategies and learn to spot them in real life.

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Just now, Giselle said:

You just had to say it! I never thought you could ever go that low! 

NOT COOL!

Next your gonna tell us how damn delicious your chicken was. >;-)

I'm so full of shit my eyes are Brown.

Well, I was going to save you some.

Not anymore!

How low can I go?

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I'm looking forward to tonight & that other breed of bitches, New York Hunchbacks.

10 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Well, I was going to save you some.

Not anymore!

How low can I go?

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 I can do that!

I just don't cuz it would fucking hurt. I'd have to dislocate my hips.

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2 minutes ago, Dutchgirl said:

Am I the only one who felt bad for Lisa trudging back to her room alone trying to walk with those enormous pants on?

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I didn't feel bad for her (😉) but this reminded me about her fuzzy pink phone case.  WTF!?!  I don't even want to know that it's probably by some crazy famous designer and cost more than Kyle's Rolex.  That was serious fug.  

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2 minutes ago, TexasGal said:

I didn't feel bad for her (😉) but this reminded me about her fuzzy pink phone case.  WTF!?!  I don't even want to know that it's probably by some crazy famous designer and cost more than Kyle's Rolex.  That was serious fug.  

I triggered at the site of those heavy pants, thinking about all the times I overdressed and was also socially rejected. lmao Poor ol' gal.

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11 hours ago, Higgins said:

Why wouldn't he know if he was told to tell Teddi????

As best I can figure out,  from the two different set of texts (and I could be completely wrong, it's beyond confusing):  it seems Blizzard talks about mixed messages from Ken and Lisa (who keep going back and forth with each other) and Blizzard is not sure who has the final say-so, and what the final say-so actually is.

eta: @TV Diva Queen reminded me of Erika's comment  to Denise -- I thought it was one of the nastiest moments Erika's ever had. Given the rumours about Denise's history as an escort/a Heidi Fleiss girl, offering Denise big money to do anything is poisonous. 

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2 hours ago, walnutqueen said:

All this Zaprudering

This gave me a real belly laugh to the point both my dogs jumped off the bed and ran down the hall. Didn’t come back till I stopped laughing. These women are rediculous about this shit. Put it on Dorit and be done with it.

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12 hours ago, Chalby said:

I do not understand why Teddy or Lisa are scrambling around denying what their part was in any retelling of Dorit's dog fiasco? Has everyone lost their minds (or at least lost focus on what the real issue is?) Dorit mishandled an adopted dog and has STILL not taken ownership for the bullshit story she's been spreading to excuse her and PK's bad behaviour. Everyone should be talking about Dorit, PK and as well as their inability to foster any animal. Furthermore, everyone should hear that they ignored a contract they signed stating they would return the dog if it didn't 'fit'. $5000 fine (did they pay it?) They behave like those rules do not apply them. WTF? Who cares if Lisa or Teddy attempted to nudge the info out there for people to hear. PK and Dorit should be publicized as a family who is permanently banned from adopting any animals. They are too self-absorbed to care about anything that exists beyond their noses. Everyone needs to talk about them until they publicly acknowledge they were not equipped to adopt an animal and then apologize to all involved.

OK.... So, to summarize... PK did it 🤣 ! Because, at the end, you're right ! And PK and Dorit are the ONLY ONES who benefit from this mess, at this time (so S09E04)

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3 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

The reason we do not care about LVPs evil schemes is because the other women are so much more unlikeable. 

Amen to that!  Rinna was the worst when she started yelling and demanding that Kyle do something about LVP.  WTF is she supposed to do?  She's not her keeper.  You can be friends with somebody, warts and all.  It doesn't mean that you condone certain behaviors, but that you can overlook things that aren't that serious of an offense.  I think that Teddi is making a mountain out of a molehill.  They need to remember that there are much more serious issues in this world and they need to step back and see just how ridiculous this whole thing is.  Teddi:  pack your crayons and go home.  Your best revenge would've been getting even closer to Dorit and not working yourself into a lather over it.  It's really not worth it.  Pick your battles!

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3 hours ago, Dance4Life said:

Brandi came on the show as the ‘Cheated Wife.’

Eddie is not even famous but of course she completely exploited LeAnn Rimes fame.

Eddie Cibrian? He’s acted for years. 

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1 hour ago, TexasGal said:

I didn't feel bad for her (😉) but this reminded me about her fuzzy pink phone case.  WTF!?!  I don't even want to know that it's probably by some crazy famous designer and cost more than Kyle's Rolex.  That was serious fug.  

I thought the same about that fuzzy, pink phone case....what was that?  If someone gave me one like that, I would have thought it was a gag gift. 

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Viewers aren’t choosing people over LVP; they’re choosing truth and justice over manipulation and lies. Cults of personality are blinding.

Viewers?  I just see the same 5 or so people posting the same stuff over & over again, while the vast majority are learning to use the ignore feature.

10 hours ago, BusyOctober said:

Dorit is apparently some fabulous new swim suit designer and is trying to sell her interpretation of the Beverly Beach "lifestyle" through her swimwear.  Mmmkay...then why doesn't she have a swim suit that actually fits her own body?  Why wouldn't she make a bandeau top a skosh bigger to accommodate her own ginormous clown boobs?  Most women in her circle are super skinny with huge fake ta-ta's.  Those itty bitty scraps of spandex she's stuffed into would never properly fit those women or show off their plastic bolt-ons in a flattering way.  She looked (more) ridiculous on that snorkeling boat in the yellow top.  I'm shocked any of those women were able to submerge their bodies in the water at all without popping back up and bobbing like corks with all their comically cosmetically enhanced personal flotation devices. 

Exactly. Not to mention the bottoms were so ill-fitting half her hooha was exposed. 

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7 hours ago, islandgal140 said:

Oh Lawd be my savior with this petty BH drama. What should amount to 2 episodes at most is likely to stretch out the entire season? Seriously, 2 of these HW are living a whole life build on fallacies & lies and we've spent already 4 episodes on a pet adoption gone bad? We got broke, square titted Dorit getting heckled on the beach for scamming investors and her husband who owes everyone, including a Vegas casino millions (if this were the 50s or 60s, he'd be taking a dirt nap out in the LV desert) and no one mentions this shit? Erika whose octogenarian husband is up to his liver spotted bald head in $15m of debt and allegedly has a whole mistress on the side, but mums the word while we have to listen to the most stilted cold phone call between a husband and wife EVER. Erika might as well have been talking to Alexa for all the warmth and true sentiment exchanged between those two. At least Alexa wishes you a good morning/afternoon/night on occasion.  

Why are the BH's real lives so worthy of protection? I am not buying the whole wanting to project extreme wealth BS either. Kyle yammered on and on about her dumb show but yet not a peep about it being canceled? 

I don't blame Lucy for biting PK on the face. She probably thought his face was a boiled ham about to go bad. 

The whole "LVP manipulates me" storyline is just so weak and tired and it is not because I don't believe it is true. LVP is a plotting ass woman. I don't believe that Teddi and the 2 Johns (sounds like porno) hatched this thing out together without Lisa's knowledge.  However, at what point does anyone take personal accountability?? Is she casting spells over the other women?? How are grown women REPEATEDLY being mind controlled by the same person who was called out as manipulative 7 seasons ago. Are they zombies?? The Walking Dead?

Teddi played herself. She does not and will never have direct proof that Lisa is the puppet master. Lisa (and Ken) will always have plausible deniability.

I despise Dorit. Just absolutely despise. She is a cartoon villain. I can't believe she had the gall and bladder to say this was about her and not the dog and also to say the problem isn't a direct result of her failing to return the dog to LVD. Fuck is wrong with that crazy bitch! Never trust a bitch with a faux accent. Don't give me that some people are suspectible to accents and adopt them due to proximity. Dorit's accent comes off as someone who has English as a 2nd language. Her speech is so belabored that you think she is doing an English translation in her head.  

Can we offer the woman who heckled Dorit on the beach and spilled all her tea on the blog a diamond to hold? I really need someone to put Dorit and PK on 100% blast. 

Rolex watches are big, clunky and ugly and I don't get the fascination and pay tens of thousands for that mess. 

"Taking a dirt nap" I love that!!!  Lol.

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The quote at the top of LVP’s blog page is a great example of DEFLECTION. What a surprise!

“As all of the women focus on who is to blame for exposing Puppy Gate, I choose to focus on the excellent work my foundation does on a daily basis.“

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59 minutes ago, Dutchgirl said:

A convoluted mess, but the last line was perfect.

"...And to my castmates, I will “see you next Tuesday.”

I’m with you - it wasn’t very well written (which makes me think she actually wrote it herself). 

The last line was perfect. 

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Edited to add - last line is VP Rules related. I encourage everybody to watch Love After Lockup for real entertainment.
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12 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Can we all agree that Denise so far is just pretty much all of us lost in a sea of what the fuck is going on and why the fuck are you dressing to the 9s to have a cocktail or eat breakfast in someones room? I am really surprised how likeable/relatable she is so far

Yeah, that's how we Midwesterners roll. Wait... Where's Vicki from? Never mind. 

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14 minutes ago, Rosiejuliemom said:

Vicki hails from Illinois, same state as Denise and me.

Right, so not all Midwesterners are likeable/relatable. 😉

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4 hours ago, SweetieDarling said:

I have been trying to look at this whole stupid situation objectively, and here's what I think:

I think LvP is not that different than most other housewives.  She's just more stealth about it.  LvP does the producers bidding and stirs up conflict but she does it off camera and puts up a front that her hands are clean and denies, denies, denies.  Its not that different than Kyle running around not letting conflict drop while pretending she's being supportive rather than stirring the shit.  Or Rinna owning her truth.  Or any of the others that are incapable of keeping a confidence or letting a subject die.

I think the rest of the cast resents being on the other side of LvPs manipulations, more so than the other cast, because she works so hard to keep her hands clean.  They get over overt conflict but don't feel LvP has adequately paid the price in terms of villain edit to let bygones be bygones and move on to the next manufactured drama.

For some reason, this is the season the cast decided they had had enough and decided on a united front to keep LvP from getting up to her usual tricks.  Meanwhile everyone else is still up to their usual tricks.

So I guess I'm really saying that I do totally buy that Lisa had John Blizzard tell Teddi.  Lisa manipulated Dorit giving away the dog into being a story on the show.  Teddi fell for LvP's manipulations and gossiped and conspired to out the story to Kyle at VdP Dogs.  But LvP was faking that she didn't want anyone to talk about it at VdP Dogs.  LvP was feeding Teddi and Dorit conflict by telling Dorit that Teddi knows because its good for the show.  Kyle fed the story line because that is what she does now that Mauricio is more successful.  Kyle doesn't let stuff that in no way involves her drop because it allows her to create drama without looking bad.  But Rinna and Erika got a whiff of what was going on and decided they weren't going to let LvP get away with it again.  Most likely because creating another villain is the best way not to be the villain.  Dorit is basking in this with a shit eating grin.  And the gang up against LvP is gaining traction is because what she is being accused of is her modus operandi and most of the cast has been on the other side of it before.

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From the sound of her blog Lisa is over it and taking no prisoners. If she calls them out directly it will be very interesting. It’s no wonder that Ronan, Erica and Kyle are desperate to get her to engage with them. They are really deluded if they think they have the support of the fans.

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5 hours ago, nexxie said:

I’ve long suspected that Bravo casting directors use the narcissistic personality disorder description when hiring - each cast has at least one true npd member imo. Viewers who have had the misfortune to deal with such creatures up close and personal can usually spot them pretty quickly.

Don't you have to be a narcissist to even want to sign up?  The last thing I want is tv cameras following me around and filming my life while I'm forced to act like an asshole for a "storyline"

4 hours ago, mwell345 said:

The title of her blog is "Dorit Kemsley: It Hurt Me to the Core and Brought Me to Tears"

Good grief - everything hurts her to the core and brings her to tears.  Everything.  How does she get through a day, constantly being tortured and victimized by her so called friends. 

She starts it with:  Hello again Darlings!  Such a faker 😄

Meanwhile, I like this little gem from LVP's blog:

And yes, I understand empathy more than most. My world of having so many youngsters who need guidance paired with the world of rescue requires it – but empathy was scant on the ground in the Bahamas.

Hahahahahaha!  Those youngsters in her world receiving her guidance - they're doing so well with that 😄😄😄

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John Sessa says lvp didn’t arrange this mess.  John Blizzard says he’s clueless.  In the end, all we’ve got are some fairly incomprehensible Teddi texts that may or may not been altered.  And a bunch of cackling hens.

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I just watched the show, and haven't read all the posts here, but my view hasn't changed from last week. Dorito is a POS for giving Lucy away, and not returning her to LVP. I also don't believe her claim that the first dog they adopted bit her daughter on the face. My niece's daughter at the age of two was bit by the dog of a family member, a dog that she had known since she was born. It was as traumatic for my niece as it was for her daughter, and my great niece now two years later is just starting to be OK with being around dogs again, Her mother, not so much. So I do not believe that the first dog bit Dorito's daughter on the face, and that Dorito and PK went ahead shortly after to adopt a second dog. I don't think Dorito is much of a mother, but even for her if her daughter was bit by the first dog, why adopt a second? 

Lisa R crowed that when Dorito gave Lucy away, she was protecting her children. Supposedly Lucy also bit the kids (don't believe it) as well as PK (also don't believe it). In any case why would Dorito give a biting dog to a stranger? 

I still think that PK and Dorito have something on VDP, or why would she not be furious with Dorito and PK? It doesn't pass the smell test. And maybe that is why the employees decided not to let VDP away with brushing it all under the rug. 

In any case, the only victim in all of this is Lucy, who should never have been adopted out to PK and Dorito in the first place. And that is on LVP. 

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13 minutes ago, Pattycake2 said:

John Sessa says lvp didn’t arrange this mess.  John Blizzard says he’s clueless.  In the end, all we’ve got are some fairly incomprehensible Teddi texts that may or may not been altered.  And a bunch of cackling hens.

Teddi says there's more to come with the texts but due to how the episodes are airing, she's not allowed to share all of the texts at once so it would be a bit premature to say that her texts don't really prove anything...though I suspect the most damning thing she could produce is second hand information from Blizzard who outright claims that LVP orchestrated the Vanderpup scene. And if that's the case, the only thing that will remove any doubt from Teddi's claims of LVP's part in all of this is for Blizzard to corroborate what she's saying, which he isn't doing right now, but maybe future texts may force him to either take full responsibility and claim he set up it up behind LVP and Ken's back OR he throws LVP and Ken under the bus.

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17 hours ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I call shade on this 🙂 lol trust and believe had that been on the print out Bravo would have been all over it... how do you explain away does Lisa know about this? YES?

I am pretty sure back when they got wind that Dorit and PK dumped Lucy, John was so mad he instantly phoned Lisa who called the shelter as well. I further bet that John told Lisa he had plans to meet up with Teddy later that same day and he was going to tell her what Dorit did. I gather Lisa said go for it, especially given all the grief hoity-toity Dorit tries to lord over Teddy, while dismissing Teddy's career as an accountability coach. (Who is clealry making a lot more money than Ms. Dorit).  

But I don't think Lisa cared beyond that... Also, Bravo WAS all over 'that text' when they showed Teddy's phone. We got to see both of their involvement. And... Once again, given what Lisa's emotional state has been, I don't believe she'd even remember (or care about) whether she told John she was fine with him telling tales outside of school. The story just wasn't BIG enough to be a HW's storyline. But I guess Bravo thought otherwise.Lisa wasn't about to get involved on television in a dog story that emphasized HER dogs weren't placed properly. I DO NOT believe Lisa wanted all of this attention - Dorit shade or not.

PS - I just read Lisa's blog entry so I believe my 'guessing' at what went down is pretty close to what happened. And yes, why would Lisa want to highlight something potentially harmful to her dog sanctuary?

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Read Lisa's Blog and figure the ladies (sans Camille) have some 'splaining to do...
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