Dutchgirl

Harry comes off as a dry drunk. Incapable of natural joy and has his best years behind him. Their house seems joyless, their children shallow and vacant. Not a happy home, which is why these costumes seem even darker to me than maybe they were intended to be.

Eileen was so stuck up and belaboured every. Single. Issue. She’s wound way too tight. HARRY HAMLIN and Rinna are clinging to her RHOBH income because they have nothing else. They are so broke and have no equity left in their house. After she’s fired form RHOBH, Rinna will be unemployable.

Rinna is nearly 60. Lois didn’t die fighting an oil rig fire or during some tragic parasailing accident, she was 93 ffs. 🙄 Rinna just scrambling for pity points. That leopard print wearing hag has zero shame.

She be clinging to that bag. Funnily enough, it miraculously goes with everything 🌈

You can literally see Rinna seething because she can’t go after Garcelle. Her voice is always controlled but she tries to catch Garcelle. Garcelle is too much of a class act to tolerate as much as Sutton does, and if it weren’t for race, Rinna would be all over Garcelle’s ass driving her nuts until Garcelle just left the show.

Garcelle is a force and I love her but she also fights fair. If she were white, she’d be wrestling Rinna full time, like Sutton does, on Every. Single. Issue. Rinna has to back off because she doesn’t want to be called racist. She complained during Garcelle’s first season that “we shouldn’t have gotten a black housewife because now it becomes about race”. Total bitch.

It was marvelous watching Eboni and Leah’s self-confidence rise with the flames from that dumpster fire of a season. I loooove how they keep trying to gently take Garcelle down but can’t boldly go after her because they’re afraid of being accused of being racist. 😂

She’s an asshole. Being washed up, broke and high maintenance has killed any humanity she had left after publishing that blowjob book. Sorry about your family. Lost my mom to laryngeal cancer. Total nightmare.

HARRY HAMLIN is too busy baking gay pies in Canada 🇨🇦 to mess with that trifling hag. Rented. 🤥

But seriously. Who named that organization Homeless not Toothless? $10 says they pulled back to just using the acronym HNT after their RHOBH debut. 😬

I wouldn’t be proud of it but I’d laugh if Rinna actually did get cancer. 😏

Still my go-to season when I’m bored with the current one, which is all the time. Erika benefitted for two decades from an ALLEGED $500 million grift vs Kathy getting pissy because a DJ wouldn’t play Billy Jean. 🤔

Bravo should bring back season 1, all of them. Double their pay and promise not to fire any of them. 🍿

“Becoming”? We’ve been triggering at leopard print and Tina Turner hair circa 1984 for 5 seasons. The chick is a walking cliche. RHONY women let Bethenny run roughshod because she had more money, more clout, more fans, a better PR team, and quicker/better comebacks.

(Kyle trying to squeeze out a tear) “…the thought of you guys having this issue, the one who gets hurt is me” My god. Kim and Kathy must be saints to tolerate Kyle at all.